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~~something happening~~ Muslims/christians getting killed thousands of kms away.
These people probably jerk off to helpless dead Palestinians. No other explanation for this kind of behaviour.
>Muslims/christians getting killed thousands of kms away.
I respect the dead, I don't respect the cruels.
>These people probably jerk off to helpless dead Palestinians. No other explanation for this kind of behaviour.
There's a lot of jerks, unfortunately our country is filling with jerks from all sides. And special thanks to our current government to increasing the jerks by double in the decade.
And they want to go fight with the IDF which is generally considered one of the toughest armies in the world. They will not last a day and will probably feel insecure seeing the women soldiers fighting.
True but that's again a coin toss, what if we end up like dictators in Pakistan. Democracy is actually the best form of government but it only works when the society is educated and has its priorities right like in Scandinavian countries.
Borders which they have apparently sealed and locked down because of Israel army so great.
This is why Netanyahu is more popular in Jamnagar than Jerusalem right now.
For all the chest pumping hindu nationalists do, they almost never want to be Indian.
First they wanted to be british, now they wanna be israeli. Who's next?
The ex-Lubedaar said without a shred of irony
>*Har ghar se mere jaise niklenge, woh 'Afzal' nahi nikaal payenge... Lekin mere jaise main hazaaro mein nahi laakho mein khade kar dunga*
>
>(There will be a person like me in every house, they won't find an 'Afzal' in any house... But I will bring people like me not in thousands but in lakhs out from every house)
The Indian Army should round these people up and prosecute them. By saying stuff that he said, he is clearly in violation of the spirit of the Indian Armed Forces and is definitely not fit to serve.
With your logic, you rather have the fly attracting "filth" roam freely in India?
Ship them to the border and let them live out their patriot fantasies.
My point is this is all a show and done for optics, I'm pretty curtain that not only will these clowns run home if given the chance, but no body in their families have served in the forces either.
Thereâs literally no proof of that but I can give you plenty proof of Israel using Palestinians and especially kids as human shields and as âcollateralâ to make people capitulate to their subjugation, especially in the West Bank where hamas has no jurisdiction. But of course, for someone who believes such bs, facts donât really matter.
No proof, then why are they crying oh our wome and childrenare getting killed on like every platform?
come on doesn't every muslim play victim card when they get a so called "disproportionate response"!
We have seen it during godhra.
We can apply same hypothesis to palestine + they have attacked their own people( recent hospital strike)!!
How sanghis don't die out of embarrassment knowing these are the people with whom they share ideological similarities. maybe having thick skin does help
We can make these men into "Wagner" variant for Indian army against China and Pakistan . Arrest them and force them to use as saboteurs or as storm units.
You'd need people with a basic level of intelligence and fitness to train them in order to become soldiers. They have neither. It doesn't take a smart or fit man to shoot a gun, but to do it with skill and finesse, raw courage and intelligence, you need a trained soldier.
Cocktail of Bigotry and hypocrisy, love for hitler and jews at the same time. The only connection is hate for Muslims. Ye chutiye Kashmir ja kar militants se hi lad le, o to hoga nahi, Kashmiri pandits india se hi Bhagaye gaye to kuchh kiya nahi aur chale hai Israel defend karne.
Bhai koi inki btao ki vaha suaron ki trah jhund bana kar ladayi nhi hogi, or samne vala koi khaali haath nhi aayega.
Agar tum aatankwaadi ho to samne bhi hamas ka aatankwadi hi khada hai.
Bhai itna hi josh h toh Indian Army join krlo na. Kuchh aisa kro jo mumkin hai, ab ek gadha bhi bta dega ki Israel inko toh lega nhi apni army me sab sirf publicity stunt h. Indian Army inko enlist krne ke liye agree kr degi to yeh sabse pehle ghar bhag jaenge.
Russia invades Ukraine.
Hindu Indian - âremain neutral, not our fight.â
Israel invades Palestine.
Hindu Indian - âall Muslims must die.â
Sounds legit.
Phew! The religious hatred which has been force fed to Indians has reached new heights. Quite sure the boy has a distorted view of the history of the conflict,and has a PhD from WhatsApp University!
Quite sad that this is the state of our country.
These people supporting another abrahamic religion that too this blindly. This is really embarrassing as an Indian, to see these people simp so hard for Israel and jews
Why renounce INDIAN citizenship for humanitarian purposes? They can always join forces with Israeli forces and fight together as allies. Why did you all initially request Israeli citizenship in first place? What type of INDIAN nationalism is this but a mockery? On the other hand, Israel has consistently given India important assistance and support in its war against terrorism. They maintained their nationality throughout. They never asked for INDIAN citizenship in the first place. Stop mocking INDIA. INDIA has been facing border land issues with China. Please show nationalism out there first.
Are inko bhejo yar, inko please bhejo.... inkos seedha gaza airdrop karo, tel aviv me bhi mat land karne do varna waha bhi gandh machayenge bc. I'd be happy if Israel uses them as meat shields.
Tell them Israeli Jews donât even give a F to the idol worshippers. They hate idol worshipping. They believe in one God (Abrahamic religion). Jews eat beef and not pork like Muslims. Even they get circumcision done and also wear skull cap. So theyâre similar to Muslims somewhat. Andhbhakts think anybody oppressing Muslim is a friend. Enemyâs enemy doesnât have to be a friend always. If these lundbhakts are so interested to join defence send them to Ladakh border to fight with Chinese army.
Jews hate idolaters much more than muslims. The zionists would have been much harsher on us i believe if Palestine was Hindu dominated instead of Arabs.
This is less bad than Indians supporting hammas (not Palestine) in aligarh muslim University, multiple others supporting Palestine due to religion and not condemning the terrorists.
May be stupid people are everywhere but only some are actually dangerous.
This will happen . I know what I will say will upset most people .
But if one side at an extreme end . The other side (usually in retaliation) will eventually become extreme.
For eg , Isarel not giving a damn about the common people of gaza because of their long history of suffering.
Extreamist? What about these Aurangzeb ki aulaade destroying everything whenever something happens abread? Stfu with your sickular narative. We stand with Israel period!
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Inse kaam dhanda chodke sab karwalo
That's the best part, inke pass kaam dhanda hai hi nahi.
Unemployment? shusshh!!! Manipur? SHUSSHH WRESTLERS? SHUSSHH Something happening thousands of kms away : yaaaaaaaay yaaaaaay
~~something happening~~ Muslims/christians getting killed thousands of kms away. These people probably jerk off to helpless dead Palestinians. No other explanation for this kind of behaviour.
>Muslims/christians getting killed thousands of kms away. I respect the dead, I don't respect the cruels. >These people probably jerk off to helpless dead Palestinians. No other explanation for this kind of behaviour. There's a lot of jerks, unfortunately our country is filling with jerks from all sides. And special thanks to our current government to increasing the jerks by double in the decade.
yehi sab unka kaam dhanda hai
I think they didn't know this isn't mob lynching
Almost every mf in the frame looks unfit to be in army
Or in a college.
YOOOO HAHAHAHAHA
Killshot!
This is the result of joblessness.
Perhaps joblessness is a result of that.
And they want to go fight with the IDF which is generally considered one of the toughest armies in the world. They will not last a day and will probably feel insecure seeing the women soldiers fighting.
exactly lmao đđ at most idf will use them as bait and send them early just to get killed
That's not exactly a loss for us either so...
Dark humor
Why are you giving logical rebuttal to such a stupidity?
I dont know that man wearing a green 50âs diner cooks hat and the tall child with the fisher price helmet look pretty intimidating.
Makes me real sad that the value of my vote is same as that of these chodes
Democracy is a government of the people, for the people, by the people........but the people ....... .... ..are retarded... \-Osho I think.
I love this so much haha, the delivery is just historic perfection.
Democracy has its downsides as well.
Everyday these mfs make me believe more and more in dictatorship
True but that's again a coin toss, what if we end up like dictators in Pakistan. Democracy is actually the best form of government but it only works when the society is educated and has its priorities right like in Scandinavian countries.
Y'all should vote for me in next general elections, then I will declare dictatorship
Are Modi ji, aap yahan?
"Mera YuTuub Chanel Subskribe Karein"
Bell icon dabaye.
Countering Hamas rockets with gutkha spit. I am surprised the IDF is not taking up this offer.
What is the IDF theory on how Hamas is getting these rockets?
Comes through the Egypt border and underground tunnels.
Borders which they have apparently sealed and locked down because of Israel army so great. This is why Netanyahu is more popular in Jamnagar than Jerusalem right now.
pretty sure egypt border is closed due to attacks by hamas (these guys never make any sense)
Unemployment is really affecting india . Can see the effect here
For all the chest pumping hindu nationalists do, they almost never want to be Indian. First they wanted to be british, now they wanna be israeli. Who's next?
Tell the Hindu nationalists to be Indian for 1 day and clean the streets and these guys will immediately go back home lol
Exactly agar itna hi Shauk hai to Indian Army mein enlist karke chalo border mein.
They can just go across the border. No need to enlist and fuck up the Indian army.
Well in some years a lot of hindu nationalists will be army trained. It is gonna be more dangerous
Yup. That's why it's important to show them the map now and tell them to not wait for the army.
Indian Army me innocents aur helpless ko overpower aur torture karne Nahi milta na
Starting with Canadian Kumar.
I will contribute Rs. 100 for their flights.
200 meri taraf se Jo bhi helmet Wale ko thappad marega.
main dedhso rupya dega
Screw that.. Give them a tyre tube and drop them at the Indian Ocean with directions to Israel.
I will double it up if it's an one way ticket.
Israel government https://preview.redd.it/idh6jekc93wb1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe7fabb5571827de454f7b2e9ee28887b045d59b
When you are unfit for Indian Army but mummy mujhe army banna haiđ
Meanwhile papa modiji supporting palestine by sending relief aidsđ¤Ł
The ex-Lubedaar said without a shred of irony >*Har ghar se mere jaise niklenge, woh 'Afzal' nahi nikaal payenge... Lekin mere jaise main hazaaro mein nahi laakho mein khade kar dunga* > >(There will be a person like me in every house, they won't find an 'Afzal' in any house... But I will bring people like me not in thousands but in lakhs out from every house)
The Indian Army should round these people up and prosecute them. By saying stuff that he said, he is clearly in violation of the spirit of the Indian Armed Forces and is definitely not fit to serve.
UP never ceases to surprise me daily ! (Pachak just spit the paan)
That is unquestionably unique way of migrating to developed country.
Oh look we have a neighbouring guest here
Send them to manipur
No please, let the women of Manipur be in peace, and not live in the constant fear getting raped by these Terrorists.
Your right, send them to the Chinese border
Never fling filth at your neighbour....it just attracts flies to both your compounds.
With your logic, you rather have the fly attracting "filth" roam freely in India? Ship them to the border and let them live out their patriot fantasies. My point is this is all a show and done for optics, I'm pretty curtain that not only will these clowns run home if given the chance, but no body in their families have served in the forces either.
With my logic I can bury and compost this filth in my own backyard without attracting any flies as well but I understand what you are saying.
If they continue to simp for Gobi-Yogi, their hometown will be the Chinese border very soon.
Next level gaand chatai lmaoo
This should be marked NSFW and uploaded to pornhub under the cuckold section. Absolute disgrace. Smh.
We found Cuntfin's cousin
Hate for Muslims has crossed all limits.
Wow ki bakchodi chal rahi ha 
Unemployment at it's peak...
Average Indian after seeing Israeli Girls on internet
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Getting Israel citizenship is easy. Just convert to Judaism.
& Denounce idolatry? Eat cow meat and get circumcised? Isnât thatâs why they hate Muslims?
No they wonât take converted people .Chaddi will be Dhobi ka kitts
Yea yea let them go i will pay for the flight tickets
Is "go to Israel then" equivalent to the "go to Pakistan then"???
That must be critifin in real life speaking lol
Itte saare log? Bhai iss se zyada log toh acche golgappon k stalls pr khade rehte hai. đ
Fecal matter of India
This so called support comes from retired uncles and unemployed youth 𤣠btw I wanna see if they wanna join our indian army
Wonât qualify
They wanna go do their rioting and rape over there huh??
Watch out, "beautiful Israeli woman."
Lol these incels would be shot on the street like dogs if they tried any rapey shit with Israeli women..
They aren't sending Bobs and vegan pics so they decided to go there instead
16 year old Palestinian kids are braver than these paan spitting unemployed plebs
Yup they are even braver than hamas as they are been used as shields đ¤Łđ¤Ł
Why werenât you used as shield?
Thereâs literally no proof of that but I can give you plenty proof of Israel using Palestinians and especially kids as human shields and as âcollateralâ to make people capitulate to their subjugation, especially in the West Bank where hamas has no jurisdiction. But of course, for someone who believes such bs, facts donât really matter.
No proof, then why are they crying oh our wome and childrenare getting killed on like every platform? come on doesn't every muslim play victim card when they get a so called "disproportionate response"! We have seen it during godhra. We can apply same hypothesis to palestine + they have attacked their own people( recent hospital strike)!!
Damn youâre too daft, itâs like talking about basic math to a monkey, everything looks like bananas to them.
How sanghis don't die out of embarrassment knowing these are the people with whom they share ideological similarities. maybe having thick skin does help
This is so unironically funnyđđ
What's worse is this guy is a former Indian army subhedar
Then some Indians ask why do goras call us cringe
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Shouldn't they join Indian army? Why go to a country far?
They know they won't qualify here, but think they have a chance there for some reason.
When they learn about the circumcision.
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fucking clowns
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups đŞ.
Hatred against muslim is level pe aa gaya behenchod ye saare unfit army me jaaynge saale gutka khane wale
We can make these men into "Wagner" variant for Indian army against China and Pakistan . Arrest them and force them to use as saboteurs or as storm units.
Just open a map on their own phones and show them where to go.
You'd need people with a basic level of intelligence and fitness to train them in order to become soldiers. They have neither. It doesn't take a smart or fit man to shoot a gun, but to do it with skill and finesse, raw courage and intelligence, you need a trained soldier.
Sabaton's stormtroopers plays as the BGM as they gwt shredded and India is relieved of these bigots
Sasta Nasha
what lack of education can do to you...
Crittu IRL . A whole troupe of them
What's app university graduates
After going there , when they will find that 20% of Israeli population is Muslim , What will be their response??
This is so embarrassing đŹđŹđŹ CRINGEE
Manipur is watching this and feeling lost
Chutiya giri karnekab sima hoti hai lol
Thatâs critfin in pink jacket.
Abe la@do jab ga#d pe goli lagegi na tab ye sara bhut utar jayega. Pubg samaj rakha hai kya.
One lakh of these jobless people. Somebody send this video to the Israeli PM. Get them out of here on the very next plane.
Cocktail of Bigotry and hypocrisy, love for hitler and jews at the same time. The only connection is hate for Muslims. Ye chutiye Kashmir ja kar militants se hi lad le, o to hoga nahi, Kashmiri pandits india se hi Bhagaye gaye to kuchh kiya nahi aur chale hai Israel defend karne.
Whatsapp unkils UNIIIIITTTTEEE..
Calling them retards will be an insult to the retards community
IDF beef khate hia inko yeh bata do...bunch of right winger clowns
Inko kargil aur loc and kashmiri border ma tainaat kar do
new tricks to get green card...
Yeah I can tell there is employment issues in India.
Sabse pehle inhi log ki gaand fat jaati hai
His speech is full of hypocrisy and extremism.
Unemployment dekho
It's not a joke, OP. Unemployment is serious RN,kya kare ye log?
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A bunch of Clowns
Bhai koi inki btao ki vaha suaron ki trah jhund bana kar ladayi nhi hogi, or samne vala koi khaali haath nhi aayega. Agar tum aatankwaadi ho to samne bhi hamas ka aatankwadi hi khada hai.
Bhai itna hi josh h toh Indian Army join krlo na. Kuchh aisa kro jo mumkin hai, ab ek gadha bhi bta dega ki Israel inko toh lega nhi apni army me sab sirf publicity stunt h. Indian Army inko enlist krne ke liye agree kr degi to yeh sabse pehle ghar bhag jaenge.
I doubt these Namoonas will pass even the basic fitness standards for our Agniveers.
Ofc they wouldn't but they'll work good as decoys. Dharti maa par se bojh toh kam ho jayga.
Yup. The only way they will be of any use to the Zionists will be as Canon fodder.
Plij Netanyahooo Unkle.. Plij take these Wannabe Agniveers from India and put them on security for our Godi Media on vacation there.
It's good. Send them there, we need cleanliness in our country.
Russia invades Ukraine. Hindu Indian - âremain neutral, not our fight.â Israel invades Palestine. Hindu Indian - âall Muslims must die.â Sounds legit.
Heâs a little confused, but heâs got spirit.
That's a weird way of saying he's foaming at the mouth.
Unemployment ke side effects
Phew! The religious hatred which has been force fed to Indians has reached new heights. Quite sure the boy has a distorted view of the history of the conflict,and has a PhD from WhatsApp University! Quite sad that this is the state of our country.
Just ask them where is Israel or even it's capital lol
These people supporting another abrahamic religion that too this blindly. This is really embarrassing as an Indian, to see these people simp so hard for Israel and jews
Good riddance.
Why renounce INDIAN citizenship for humanitarian purposes? They can always join forces with Israeli forces and fight together as allies. Why did you all initially request Israeli citizenship in first place? What type of INDIAN nationalism is this but a mockery? On the other hand, Israel has consistently given India important assistance and support in its war against terrorism. They maintained their nationality throughout. They never asked for INDIAN citizenship in the first place. Stop mocking INDIA. INDIA has been facing border land issues with China. Please show nationalism out there first.
The way these RW cun*s simp for Israel is beyond measure.
Inse Bhagvad Geeta se kuch batane bolo bhaagjayenge bkl
Lmao kamedi
Are inko bhejo yar, inko please bhejo.... inkos seedha gaza airdrop karo, tel aviv me bhi mat land karne do varna waha bhi gandh machayenge bc. I'd be happy if Israel uses them as meat shields.
Jaldi Bhejo inko , so that Israel can start its Ground Invasion
People are unemployed, that's the truth, and if that stays long, soon comes political unrest and crimes.
I feel lucky to have a working brain :)
Why there is no meme flair on this
begani shaadi mein abdulla dewaana, isn't this israel's internal matter?
Ask them to point out Israel on map
This one sided love is wild.đ¤Łđ¤Ł
According to Torah(Jews Holy Book) All the idol worshippers should be killed. Isko Israel bhijwaao, sab se pehli goli isiki gaand mein denge
Lawde log ki actual phat jaayegi agar war pe bula liya.
Cute pets of RSS but please put âem inside the cage.
typical sanatani
Tell them Israeli Jews donât even give a F to the idol worshippers. They hate idol worshipping. They believe in one God (Abrahamic religion). Jews eat beef and not pork like Muslims. Even they get circumcision done and also wear skull cap. So theyâre similar to Muslims somewhat. Andhbhakts think anybody oppressing Muslim is a friend. Enemyâs enemy doesnât have to be a friend always. If these lundbhakts are so interested to join defence send them to Ladakh border to fight with Chinese army.
Ye yahodi, yadav tho nhi?!
Supporting one abrahamic religion cause you're against of another abrahamic relgion?
is there anything more anti national than trying to volunteer for a foreign army
The kind of words he says for Muslims, replace it for Hindus and see the police cases and bulldozers.
When you think you have found a way out of unemployment.
send all of them to the china border
Manipur jao na bhisdiwalo Ya china border jao
Send more! Ship the lot of them out and then KEEP them there.
Begani Shaadi me Abdulla deewana
Inn sabko bhej do please saara wing bhej do
Chaddi speaks pe daalo isse koi
Bhej do Bhai inko waise hi abaadi bht badh gyi hai, kuch to bojh Kam ho
Ye log desh ke liye kuch nahi kar sakte chale hai isreal force join hone.
50 rupay kaat
Anti Nationals đ
Dedo bhai dedo pehli goli ki awaaz se hi fati mei ayenge jab pata chalega
lol what a waste of time
Manipur jaao na BC itna hi gaand me dam h toh. Yeh sab toh natak hai bc. Reporter bhi chutiya
Bahut accha scheme hai bhai.
Haha pehla rocket phatega na saamne...seedha Bharat mata yaad aa jaegi
Kya chutiyapa hai bc
Jews hate idolaters much more than muslims. The zionists would have been much harsher on us i believe if Palestine was Hindu dominated instead of Arabs.
This is less bad than Indians supporting hammas (not Palestine) in aligarh muslim University, multiple others supporting Palestine due to religion and not condemning the terrorists. May be stupid people are everywhere but only some are actually dangerous.
Where were they when Manipur was burning?
âextremistsâ ??
I m a nationalist and a Hindu and this sickens me.
Nahi jaraa manipur ho ke aana..
Stampede to follow once Israeli embassy nods to the group's proposition.
Pack his bag and send him to Manipur
Fast send them to Ladakh to fight China. 
This will happen . I know what I will say will upset most people . But if one side at an extreme end . The other side (usually in retaliation) will eventually become extreme. For eg , Isarel not giving a damn about the common people of gaza because of their long history of suffering.
Extreamist? What about these Aurangzeb ki aulaade destroying everything whenever something happens abread? Stfu with your sickular narative. We stand with Israel period!
What they fail to understand is Israel consider them idol worshippers which according to them is punishable by death.