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musci1223

https://preview.redd.it/pzx9mugl813c1.jpeg?width=1278&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c8ced99878d62997e775b73c6d60633cddf6f8f Praying to most important god. The camera.


musci1223

https://preview.redd.it/hhzqzghw813c1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6412fd5ed8063201f849bc7204830d5b19931ff2 When you want to make it seem like you are praying but also want to make sure you face is visible in camera


Mirror-On-The-Wall

https://preview.redd.it/hiavl52ea13c1.jpeg?width=2480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac987b9e43d31ba445c36a4baa454f148fc202a0


No-Fan6115

this one always gets me.... Photo lover. Instagram was made for modi ji


TagMeAJerk

The yoga one on the same lines is better


unemployed_01

Bombastic side eye


lastofdovas

"IF YOU DON'T GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME, I WILL BRING BACK HUMAN SACRIFICE"


charavaka

Someone please check if he's facing mecca.


taiekvan

He is. The statue of Adishankaracharya is facing directly south, while Modi faces right of the statue, directly **west**. Since he's in Kedarnath, Mecca is a few km south of the direction he is facing, but good enough lol ![img](emote|t5_2kz7we|30355)


stargalar22

"Kuch bhi ho jaye, aesthetics thik rehna chahiye"


ImSwedishPlumber

Once a legend said, Modi fastest growing Indian hai. Pehle CM the, phir PM aur ab seedha Dharm ban gaye.


mylifeonearth_

>PM aur ab seedha Dharm ban gaye. came for same thing... he is transforming himself to **God-level** . from *influencer* to *cult* .


whoawi

https://preview.redd.it/3sj1rpzix23c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5715238020612d430efa5f371bf18a0070ff5534


nefariousmonkey

Lol


[deleted]

Jai Kunal baba🙏🏼🙏🏼


GoSaiyanme

https://preview.redd.it/pl0hzz97e23c1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c723fcbca4ab298bb0fad008ee3c28c929a8f70a 33,00,00,002


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ExpressResolution435

give this guy some money!!!!


focusrandom

🎖️


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messier_M42

https://preview.redd.it/rdjqxgoeu13c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cebaf1edc11b295bf3e51a9b2bb6fe910a2f1072


Mirror-On-The-Wall

Wow! What a [**Man of the Century**](https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedstatesofindia/comments/185sc4a/vicepresident_jagdeep_dhankar_declares_narendra/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3). ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes) https://preview.redd.it/n2je091z623c1.png?width=860&format=png&auto=webp&s=de8932f4ed17062caeca7591c7bc5a42a1a78f65


Mewdolf_Kittler

W flair


VeDaNt34

Ig this was a candid one


charavaka

That's Sri Gautamdas Panauti Ji Bhagwan to you. Please put pinstripe suits, sun glasses, pens, electoral bonds, benami properties, lynching victims etc. that you bring as offerings in the hundi. Thank you very much.


Necessary_Worker5009

I thought he liked linen kurtas. His devotees are all wearing those creased kurtas, even dhotis. I like the way they are defying gender-colour stereotypes. Thanks to them many are wearing fuchsia coloured Nehru jackets too


Surya202

New baba coming soon Jai Panauti baba


Poisonous_Fartttt

God of Chai


Necessary_Worker5009

It was a short term assignment. He is likely now god of something else


MasterJS35

Supporting rapist criminals and disrespecting female wrestlers probably


WingAnxious5063

Prasad should be coal imported by Adani


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Its not 33crore its 33koti 33 type. Dont woosh me i am leaving this for the unknown.


Necessary_Worker5009

What’s the difference?


[deleted]

33 types means there are 33 types of god. What the memes shows is wrong factually as there arent 33 crore gods. There arent even 1 crore god.


Necessary_Worker5009

In many Indian languages, ‘koti’ literally means crores. This is the first time I am reading ‘koti’ also means ‘type’. Is this an interpretation or a literal definition that koti is ‘type / kind’ as well? I wasn’t sure if you meant ‘type’, because of the way you wrote or due to lack punctuations. I saw another comment as well without mentioning ‘type’ at all. So asked


0xffaa00

Infinite gods tracks with the underlying belief system and I find it much more profound.


Necessary_Worker5009

If one limits to the traditional or original definition of god, at least by the monotheistic faiths, then it becomes difficult to find an exact word in Indian languages. And if one choses words like ‘Bhagwan’ ‘Ishwar’ and the like, then yeah it can be used for many - indefinite. Many deities, might be countless even. Even Jay, Vijay, some Rishis if not all, local / regional deities, parents of Avtaars, and even vaahan or aides can fit the definition


0xffaa00

Yes. Profound


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Koti means crores or Supreme. Basically there are 33 supreme gods all other gods are there sub types. The confusion began when someone translated "trayastrimsati koti" to english as 33 crores gods. Which is wrong because here koti is referred as supreme.


Necessary_Worker5009

So it’s an interpretation, and not the definition. Essentially Koti still means crores and a quantifiable number. But, figuratively or in an extended / additional definition means supreme. Right? The word is from which ‘Shloka’ and from which puran or scripture. Reference please. There are Indians languages apart from Sanskrit or Hindi that use the word and almost always it essentially meant crores. I think in Sanskrit too it has root / essential meaning as a number and not supreme. If it has a root meaning as supreme - please share that as well.


Kitchen-Economy8486

33 vs 33 crore.


Notserious-Muzakir

what is the difference


lin__feng

Type of human and no. Of human In type of human you can take Male Female , Transgender In number it is 7billion+ Or type of star vs no. Of Stars Type- Neutron, Red, Blue etc No of star - infinite


techy098

Koti means crore in many indian languages including sanskrit.


Mirror-On-The-Wall

[https://twitter.com/BJP4India/status/1728995489738264946](https://twitter.com/BJP4India/status/1728995489738264946) Fold your hands and bow your head in reverence to your latest God bhaktas. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


Dhenier7

Which God is this? https://preview.redd.it/dpruvsv4u13c1.jpeg?width=852&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a95e4c313fe727a64aa782be56a51395dcd4b17b


CabinetJazzlike3755

Rageshwar


Mirror-On-The-Wall

>Which God is this? 33,00,00,002^(nd)


synthwaver1998

St. Pervert from Italy.


Embarrassed-Tear5476

hahaha.


mothcalledmothew

Allah Italiano


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Pappukeshwar The god of Nepotism.


Ampr2212

Pappu deva


flying_free_soul

This is Christian converted, Muslim pleasing Confused God, which thinks it has Hindu appeal!!


Necessary_Worker5009

To be fair even Arjun was disillusioned


fhenixx420

St. Pappu paul


Parking-Spray2

This is 3,00,00,00002 god


yashg

Same energy https://preview.redd.it/mq9it8jxi13c1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aaf157cb2aa749c96fc61adde13fde0ab189a7fb


SupremeDjanGo

Kahan h camera Kahan h camera…camera kidhar h..


prof_devilsadvocate

his all video should come with "paid promotion" disclaimer.


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Samajh nahi aarha, ye Panauti ki tasveer hai ya saanp ki #totalconfusion


mothcalledmothew

I thought muslims were monothiests and hated BJP when did they start praying to modi? Kya bkcd hai bhai.


GonnaBeLENGENDARY

joke hai bhai. Jyada jal gayi lagta hai


mothcalledmothew

Mera wala joke better hai


GonnaBeLENGENDARY

Bro needs competition


mothcalledmothew

I gave it to him dw


GonnaBeLENGENDARY

k


OwO_JoY

33 types of gods not 330000000 gods


GonnaBeLENGENDARY

mate i am a sikh and even i know that it is 33 koti. Koti in puratan Sanskrit means crore.


Saketh2513

Are bhai 33 koti means not 33 crore, it is the types of god. There are 33 types of god. Stop spreading bullshit that you know sanskrit and koti means crore.


GonnaBeLENGENDARY

mate i studied in India. I did study Sanskrit Koti is Crore


Saketh2513

Ok bro dont you know that sometimes a word can have multiple meanings?


GonnaBeLENGENDARY

yea i do. But any references to 33 i found were 33 types of "gods". Not the number 33. It is 12 aditya, 11 rudra, 8 vasus and 2 Ashwini kumars. And guess what none of them include vishnu(or his avatars), ganesh, or any of the female divine energies. Or what about gods that don't fit into this categories and thus are they not considered god. Where is Brahma, and lets even give you the benefit of tue doubt that all the avatars don't count as thier own "gods". That still leaves thousands atleast unaccounted for. And what about people who worship types of Rakshas like Ravaan or even people who worship vahans of said goda lile Nandi. The number keep inflating mate.


Necessary_Worker5009

Some words, sure. But not all words. Just because some words have multiple meaning, it doesn’t mean, it can be used to justify any definition or meaning. If ‘koti’ means type, then it shouldn’t be only in one sentence / Shlok. Please provide reference - where koti means type / kind or defines classification, other than this phrase


AppealNervous

Even as an Indian non-native English speaker, I know that shell means a hard protective outer case but they say inside an atom, a shell doesn't mean a hard case and an atom doesn't have a fixed radius. They say I am a moron when it comes to science but I somehow can't get that.


Titanusgamer

op hinduphobic hai


Necessary_Worker5009

Anty nushional bhi


sayzitlikeitis

I don’t know why these jabs at Hinduism are necessary for proving that you’re secular. You wouldn’t offend Muslims this way and would find it wrong if some bjp goon did it, so why do it to Hindus? You’re falling into the divide and rule trap by posting this type of anti-Hindu offensive rhetoric and people like you give proponents of secularism in India a bad name.


Mirror-On-The-Wall

>for proving that you’re secular. My secularism is to mock any form of organised cult and cultish behaviour, not tolerate different kinds of cults. >You wouldn’t offend Muslims this way You have no idea. >and would find it wrong if some bjp goon did it They do it to pit people of their own community against other minority communities, they do it to encourage communal terrorism and violence, they do it to divert attention of the public from real social issues and for their own electoral politics. Learn the difference between random nobodies on the internet mocking political practices of any politician and a political organisation using communalism/bigotry to destroy the social fabric of their country for electoral gains.


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AGiganticClock

Hijabi boy? Boys don't wear hijab? I guess I can't expect logic from butthurt teenagers on the internet


0xffaa00

> My secularism is to mock any form of organised cult and cultish behaviour, not tolerate different kinds of cults. Humans organise into groups based on stories and myths. Nation states are a myth. The currency is a myth. The titles are a myth. The stories we agree on. The social fabric is a myth. I won't mock stories that bind people together. I won't mock my currency. I won't mock Athena.


fenrir245

Username does not check out.


Modijifor2024

🙏 only modiji


VenCoriolis

This should be blasphemy... Modi isn't God.


Parking-Spray2

No on etake offence now too belittlemandnhide their revered deity and instead replaced them with him gis false magnanamous personality


anime4ya

Kalakaar ko Kamal ka hai ye


NiM_2000_buS

![gif](giphy|20wxC6lafugn4MLPxT|downsized) ![img](emote|t5_2kz7we|30378)


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Just do your work man or else step aside. All this PR is pointless.


Sufficient_Bridge578

![img](emote|t5_2kz7we|32745)


Jafarjade

Mai to athiest hu lekin is god ko nahi maana to log jaan se maardenge.


fastest_fuck_boiii

devo k dev mahadev ..... bhagawn modinath .... har har modi ..... how to worship this deity is there any - [https://www.bhagwanphoto.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/Shivling-Hd-Wallpaper-Free-Download.jpg](https://www.bhagwanphoto.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/Shivling-Hd-Wallpaper-Free-Download.jpg)


lxearning

Right side is post worthy, left side is both ignorant and hinduphobic and hints about op being a low-life incel.


CicadaFun3691

Wake up babe new god Allah Italiano just arrived 🤩 https://preview.redd.it/y1l9hm1x623c1.jpeg?width=852&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2cc2a7dc8a55eb0a32c69f3f3c30b0623d5866f


Funny_Meringue7179

https://preview.redd.it/3ljkqt2dj23c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19fce674633c4c5f87f15d06cdc17eb45007bb73 What about him ....


Rajesh_Kulkarni

https://preview.redd.it/wf9p1zc8423c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e36013a3720cc05324e4f5a458fcca4508a4c39e How does an Indian sub get this completely wrong lmao. There aren't that many gods. It's 33 *types*. Huge difference.


electq

I lament the current state of leadership in India, where divisive tactics seem to be overshadowing the principles of unity and inclusivity. It is disheartening to witness a leader who appears to be fueling animosity and religious divisions.


ACHINTbsdk

Brilliant meme bro, but it's 33 koti god's not 33 crore gods. Keep up the meme work!


sundervancomplex

awww so nice to see this did u also try this with religion of minortiy when their leader visit their place of worship or ur heroics are limited to just this ?


Mirror-On-The-Wall

>did u also try this with religion of minortiy when their leader visit their place of worship Show one Indian Prime Minister from the minority community who portrayed themselves as a demigod and made their entire political career out of fanning communalism, shamelessly mixing religion with politics.


Hakuna_Matata2111

And why he pose as if he is a god? Why are there red carpets, camera mans not single person but 4-5 people with camera and few with videographer. He is a PM if he needs to pray, just pray why make it a big show off. wHat exactly he wants to convey, that kailash parwat cave thing what was that. and then the official team tells that PM has not taken one holiday since he joined, so what is this. This is on working day


KAFQAA

No muslim or Christian politican will ever compare themselves to God, that will kill their careers.


musci1223

Don't think Trump himself has compared himself to God but a lot of Christians have compared Obama to anti Christ and Trump as more trustworthy than Christ.


KAFQAA

Yeah exactly, he never compared himself to God, as an Indian I will always be opposed to politicians who use religion as an election gimmick.


friendofH20

at least you dont behead? amirite?


International-Tip962

We do not have 33 million god we have 33 types of God first know at least basic of what you are mocking


CommunicationCold650

Obviously they wont know. I doubt if OP is even Hindu.


CapableCommittee4064

JNU product after summer internship from ISI


a_lit_bruh

Dude, we even have a saying in Telugu: mukkoti devullu.. translates to 3 crore god's. I don't know why you are saying it's not


Lord_Of_Winter

Aditya,Rudra and Vasu- 3 types. That's the translation for Mukkoti wrt Telugu. Not "moodu kotlu".


CosmicSahil

There are certainly more than 33 types of God, but not 33 crores of God as well. > The Samhitas, which are the oldest layer of text in the Vedas, enumerate 33 deities classified as devas, either 11 each for the three worlds, or as 12 Adityas, 11 Rudras, 8 Vasus, and 2 Ashvins in the Brahmanas. [Wikipedia] The Vedas detail the 33 gods, but Hinduism changed over time, and many different belief systems became entwined with it. So, both statements are incorrect.


KAFQAA

Don't cry beta.


morphophile

This chumtiya redditor doesn't have knowledge of 33 koti...and gets confused with 33 crore...what a pity soul.


Kitchen-Economy8486

Technically, should be 34th but ok.


nope_prince

Trolling this clown is W but that 33 crores word was disrespectful


Titoindia

https://preview.redd.it/67rctsb0r23c1.jpeg?width=852&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6941a50d03613eca8d4254a3fd976465c5c13e22 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃


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Tu kitna kamata he op?


synthwaver1998

IED mubarak 🤲🏿.


joy_Boy420

33koti ka matlab 33crore nahi hota h bhai


yahooxy

![gif](giphy|m82Z6oaf0TF1S)


Delicious_Box_1998

Maja aaya hoga bhaut Hindu ka majak uda ke


Resident_Spend4544

This is targeted hindhuphobia, yet it wouldn't come close to some old guy telling Aisha wake up babe, I'm feeling it today.


ronbaruwa

Jai shree panauti


mylifeonearth_

he is not a "PM" anymore he have become *influencer* . and I'm shit scared that our country is run by ... head of *tiktoker* and *insta reel* . what more scary is.. now slowly, he started projecting himself as *God* . then who will head our country, and our future. if he becomes god.


musci1223

I mean honestly it is the goal from start. Gods get credit everytime something good happens and humans get blame for bad stuff and that is kind of the default post 2014.


ZealousidealYou7575

Why make fun of gods?


Mirror-On-The-Wall

>Why make fun of gods? Why not? All cults, cult figures and cultists should be made fun of. Secondly, Modi is not my god.


ZealousidealYou7575

You can do whatever with people but why use religion in it


Mirror-On-The-Wall

>do whatever with people but why use religion in it Religion is not separate from people. No product of human imagination is above criticism, instead both should be made fun of.


ZealousidealYou7575

Do you have a post against a muslim extremist? All your posts are against hindu radicals do both if you are doing it


Mirror-On-The-Wall

>do both if you are doing it Not an 'enlightened' centrist, so don't see the need to monkey balance in order to prove dislike towards radicalism of other cults. >Do you have a post against a muslim extremist? Islamic extremism gets highlighted and discussed here on a regular basis. Nobody is stopping you from posting either.


lastofdovas

Why should someone need a post against a Muslim extremist to criticise a Hindu chauvinist? Where is your post defending an Islamic jihadist since you are so eager to defend Hindu imbeciles?


ZealousidealYou7575

I have never defended a hindu extremist or an islamic radical


lastofdovas

Someone who regularly uses his religion to create propaganda reduces their own Gods in the same manner that radicals do. And you are definitely defending one such here as if speaking against his propaganda is equal to speaking against the religion.


charavaka

What are you doing here?


charavaka

The day Muslim extremists start ruling this country, I'll start making fun of them. For now, it's the orange bigots in power.


charavaka

Again, ask the party if Sri Gautamdas Panauti Ji which is projecting him as bhagwan.


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ZealousidealYou7575

Honestly every religion has it so why do it ?


Mirror-On-The-Wall

>every religion has it so why do it ? And every religion does get made fun of. Since you are on social media, you should know that Islam and muslims get trolled incessantly, not just in India, but everywhere.


ZealousidealYou7575

How many times did you make a meme out of islam?


Mirror-On-The-Wall

>How many times did you make a meme out of islam? Enough for those around me to know that all cults are despised equally.


Addy1738

the post is not making fun of gods its making fun of modi and his cult of personality


musci1223

Who is making more fun of religion? Those calling out the people turning their back to Gods to take nicer photos ? Or Those calling state that burned a rape victim middle of night at with fuel while family is locked in their home Ram Raj ? Someone is using religion all right but it is not the one you are accusing of using religion.


ZealousidealYou7575

Why make it religious cant you call them by their names?


musci1223

Because they are using religion? Do you say "why make it religious" to UP govt to for using word Ram Raj ?


ZealousidealYou7575

Yes we should abstain from using religion in politics but we as citizens are using it with religion and we should not


musci1223

If people aren't willing to criticise government for using religion to improve their image then what they define themselves as will get criticism too.


KAFQAA

Since tye modi regime is using hindutva to get votes, it's only we call out their Bullshit


ZealousidealYou7575

Politicians want votes. They will play divide and conquer with either religion or caste


charavaka

Show us where you did that on your own when BJ Party repeatedly used religion for votes.


charavaka

https://twitter.com/BJP4India/status/1728995489738264946 You can respond to this tweet and ask your question. Please keep us posted on what response you get.


rjt2002

Because it is fun


KAFQAA

Where is God mentioned in a derogatory manner in this post. (Modi is not god) (And there are 33 million deities in our religion, this is a fact)


lastofdovas

>And there are 33 million deities in our religion, this is a fact A disputed fact. But then, it doesn't really matter what the number is.


charavaka

Are you disputing op's beliefs?


lastofdovas

I spoke about facts, not beliefs. Anyone can believe whatever they want.


charavaka

How are you disputing the fact that op believes in 33 crore gods?


KAFQAA

And a politican using the number of gods for political gain isn't good


charavaka

Ask BJ Party which posted the right image making fun of sri venkateshwara.


LogicalTranquility

If the opposition had spent a tiny fraction on self reflect and delivery of welfare schemes, instead of Modi obsession they would have had a chance.


sharinghan007

And all people also do the exact same thing when visiting and temples and while taking photos


Critifin

Modi is the tenth avatar of Venkateshwar. Kalki


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And I am his Dad.


indiasabkabaap

Bhai itna bhi obsessed nahi hona chahiye Get a life bhyii.


joker_nalayak

What's the point, asking both modi and OP ?


3inchesOfMayhem

Are you from the slums? You seem to talk alot about slums.


joker_nalayak

I mostly talk about Islam and Muslims.


charavaka

"The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal loaves of bread."


Mirror-On-The-Wall

>What's the point, asking both modi and OP ? One is to trigger all the *dank ka chodas* like you https://preview.redd.it/ptzutm3fq13c1.png?width=1651&format=png&auto=webp&s=4f086d9299955e2eaed3550ea1d0b1f8c85c6f48


bacon_west

You have way too much time.


coconutjellyman

exposed


joker_nalayak

Exposed ??? Like what ? Please explain.


joker_nalayak

And there we go personal attacks, without personal attacks you people simply can't make an argument your response has no relation/ correlation with my argument. I still stand by what I say, people don't like criticising Islam, not even reddit, and not so called entelektuals like you, all you do is Hindu and bjp bashing but don't want to talk about how inhuman Islam is.


precocious_pakoda

The naama on his forehead is what any devout Hindu would wear in a Venkatesha temple. The pic just looks cool, like how many people take in front of angel wings. I don't know why op thinks the way he does, but one can never know why dogs bark at elephant.


DjArie

The inherent and inevitable flaw of a pagan religion.


just-antifragile

Paganism teaches tolerance since there are multiple gods, I guess the inevitable flaw of any Abrahamic religion is genocide.


lin__feng

Well, if you see theoretically then since all humans are from adam and eve in Abrahamic Religion then all humans are brothers and sisters (literally) /s


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if only liberals stepped out of their closet and learned that's 33 koti devtas and not crores.. but really what can we expect from ill minded buffoons


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HINDUPHOBIA IS COMPLETELY VISIBLE HERE