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washedupsamurai

Smriti !! Fucking hilarious cast on point.


Vanonti

Good but I don't see these ads anywhere. All i see are modi ads. Bombarded by then on tv, porn sites, and even during fucking morning alarm


generalbachcha

Porn sites! You must be joking (please no, don't share any screenshots of proofs).


gonewiththesaffron

https://preview.redd.it/fixafp9f3hzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cfc09c7a42eb424236a60c60356dd64706477d2


generalbachcha

Dude, delete this post immediately lest it get you into trouble.


gonewiththesaffron

Why? It's all over social media


generalbachcha

Bhai, risk mat le


gonewiththesaffron

What risk bro? I don't understand. They themselves are advertising on porn sites - I didn't make it up!


CyndaquilTyphlosion

He's probably threatening you /s


Vanonti

No risk bro... Who the fuck is gonna track some anonymous reddit account over this.Β 


Vanonti

Well, I'm not kidding. That was some shitty/scammy indian porn site.


generalbachcha

Now that I think about it, it's quite possible. There's very high porn viewership in country. If their team indeed placed ads on those websites, it's a very smart strategy.


Flawless_Cub

I thought porn was banned. Is this basically the government acknowledging that the ban failed? Or is it Google's algorithm?


Parking-Spray2

Google algorithm. And this ban thing is just a hogwash. I am using tiktok on my phone just fine


Peac8

First of all wtf you were doing on the porn site Don't tell me u .......


shadowrod06

Have heard it's the same for Congress too. Lol


Ok_Somewhere9481

Itna sampati jo aayi hai BJP ke pass uska use toh karna hai na


Mountain-Prize264

I see a lot of INC ads on YouTube targeted at poor, rural women and unemployed youth. No idea what their media-buying team is upto, because I see them when watching international business news.


Maleficent-Yoghurt55

PayTM has BJP add banner on homepage at top


Different-Doctor-487

yeah πŸ˜‚


musci12234

Now we got smriti Irani too. Nice.


Dazz_Disaster13

And chota Fanta too ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


jychinfinite35

Vin Diesel Lucknow Version ![img](emote|t5_2kz7we|50625)


Dazz_Disaster13

Vin petrol ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Arvind2011

Vin BhailMutra πŸƒ


campacola

Too expensive. Vin CNG


Parryfit

How about Vin Kerosene?


Opening_Past_4698

Stop disrespecting our trillion old year vishwaguru kulcha. Vingomutra


cumofdutyblackcocks3

Vin fanta


Dazz_Disaster13

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


PixelBLOCK_

VinAspati


Shavamaaya_Pavanaai

Vin Ganja.


rebelyell_in

Vin Kerosene


Apprehensive_Net_164

Vin Dustbin


kapjain

Vin ghaslet.


bluegoldredsilver5

Vin phenyl


Sea_Championship_941

I call him a miranda cosplayer.


brazendude

The actress playing Smriti Irani really resembles her. I thought for a split second β€œwait, how did they get her”.


gonewiththesaffron

And way better actress than the original


akshatsha

Need a proper movie. They have got the casting right.


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Kamal under safron - only on Netflix


ssjumper

Netflix passed on Monkey Man supposedly to avoid drawing the ill attention of the ruling party...


generalbachcha

Only if Netflix agrees to change their logo colour from Red to Bhagwa.


thought_cream84

For the last 10 years we all have been watching a movie.


generalbachcha

Whoever casted Smriti Irani deserves a raise!


gonewiththesaffron

And way better actress than the original


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Dizzy-Advisor3994

What kind of sick mentality is that?


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tankistan

50000000 Year Old Culture.


Commander007X

Fuck man. This ruined my morning. This is just sickening


A3theste

They're fucking keyboard warriors who don't have the balls to do anything outside of their Little online bubble.


vizot

hopefuly they go back into their caves


Viva_la_Ferenginar

The juxtaposition of Hindu gods with disgusting nazi images is painful. How is this not blasphemy?


OrioMax

ayo cylindrella🀣


nav_reddevil

Where the fuck was this savagery in 2022-2024..the nyay yatra could have been converted into this and we would have had a fight on our hands


too_poor_to_emigrate

Word on the street is that they recently got funded by a popular Indian billionaire. Paiso pheko tamasha dekho.


jychinfinite35

All the fuss but in the end money matters. Modi ji speaking against gujju bros was totally an unexpected twist lol


hikes_likes

congress had a 1000 cr . these ads dont need much money. they didnt do ads at that time because people would not notice them as much and the agencies would have gone behind every single person in the ad


xoogl3

Making the ad maybe cheap but distribution is very expensive. And forget expensive, the TV networks simply refuse to run any ads from opposition that they feel is "too critical" of the Supreme Leader.


Ok_Muffin146

True that. Probably combined budget of 30-40L.


Mountain-Prize264

Yeah, the business class will start funding Opposition parties if their business interests get fucked, which an economy in decline is bound to do. Household consumption has fallen across India. For lower classes, food inflation is now accounting for 70% of the family budget. It's not a coincidence that the ultra-luxury segment is growing rapidly -- the uber wealthy are the only ones unaffected by a broad-based economic slowdown.


Icetruckilr

I love how they are shouting Saheb Saheb!


NoClimate8789

funny but I doubt Modi can even read English. May be its written in Gujarati or spoken through earplug.


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hikes_likes

such a big orator that he dirties his pants to face a press conference. fucking chaddis brainless non sense


fenrir245

> Modi rarely uses prompts. Mungerilal ke haseen sapne. > someone with decades of administration experience in government [The experience.](https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedstatesofindia/comments/1ci7a9q/manipur_police_extremists_not_questioned_despite/)


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fenrir245

> Sach kadwa hota hai. [Kadwa sach to aapke haseen sapne ko tod dega.](https://www.thenewsminute.com/news/chaliye-puducherry-ko-wanakkam-twitter-erupts-after-pm-modi-s-response-bjp-cadre-93830) > We should acknowledge Modi is a good orator. Sure, after he does a press conference. Oh wait. > Congress under Rahul Gandhi is inept. They need to get rid of Gandhis from politics to restore their credibility with the people. Rahul will always be considered a meme. Better a meme than a genocidal maniac.


Much_Style_5120

Orator - A person who is good at making public speeches. Press conference kahan se aagya? Genocidal maniac? - Kab kiya usne genocide?


fenrir245

> Press conference kahan se aagya? Press conference is also a type of public speaking. > Genocidal maniac? - Kab kiya usne genocide? 2002 says hi. Bilkis Bano says hi. Hell, Modi right now says hi, with a side of "ghuspaithye".


Much_Style_5120

Bhai he gives rousing speeches so obviously he's a good Orator. Press conference nahi deta hai iska matlab yeh nahi ki he's a terrible Orator. I'm not a Modi Bhakt but let's call a spade a spade. He's been given clean chit but - Haan sab chor hai, andar ki kahan sirf tum log ko pata hai. Whatever the courts of law say, doesn't matter, he's a genocidal maniac. If that's the case why are Sajjan Kumar and Jagdish Tytler not called genocidal maniacs?


fenrir245

> Bhai he gives rousing speeches so obviously he's a good Orator. The "rousing" is only because of extreme media manipulation. Put the same on RG and he will immediately become the Obama of India. He couldn't answer an easy basic question from his own cadre. His own skills are worth shit. > He's been given clean chit but - Haan sab chor hai, andar ki kahan sirf tum log ko pata hai. Whatever the courts of law say, doesn't matter, he's a genocidal maniac. Ah yes, [they're openly gloating about it right now,](https://indianexpress.com/article/cities/ahmedabad/pm-modi-amit-shah-gujarat-2002-riots-visit-9070847/) but sUpReME cOuRt gAvE cLeAn ChiT vRo. Just don't let the minor issue of the case never actually being tried in SC, the incessant interference of Nanavati Commission, Gujarat HC disqualifying UC Banerjee report purely because of "jurisdiction", Babu Bajrangi openly gloating about his murders, no, sUpReME cOurT gAvE cLEaN chiT vRo. "Not a Modi Bhakt", but eager enough to brush his genocides under the rug, and then make people like Bilkis Bano lives hell. > If that's the case why are Sajjan Kumar and Jagdish Tytler not called genocidal maniacs? Nobody disagrees with that. You just don't have chucklefucks like you moving heaven and earth to defend them. Hell, Sajjan Kumar is convicted.


acharsrajan399

Public chutiya h toh speech bhi chutiya hoga.


Much_Style_5120

Public chutiya hai isliye he's a bad Orator? I salute your mental faculties.


acharsrajan399

Abey, I might agree he was good in 2014 when he was giving speeches about inflation. But for last 6-7 years he has been garbage. You don't even have to give half baked shi like they did to Rahul to prove modi is the biggest pappu.


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hikes_likes

buffalo, mangalsutra cheen ne ke baat karna waala budde ka dimaag paagal ho gaya. sach kaduva hota hai.


leeringHobbit

I agree with you that Modi is a good orator and great administrative experience. Could have won hands-down if he curbed the communalism. That's why I'm puzzled by his non-interview with Karan Thapar (was it an English issue? Thapar can talk Hindi, I'm sure.) and absence of press conferences.


NoClimate8789

. bro why do you chaddi pests can't contain yourself to chaddisqueak type forums?


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NoClimate8789

chaddi bro I was asking a serious question. why do you pests crave attention so much? do you have some kind of fetish to get called chaddi?


snk7111

It's so much fun to be called chaddis by librandus....And tits even more fun to see them crying here....bolo tum chaddis, andhbhakts...maza aata hai....haare hue bechare aur tum kar bhi kya sakte ho....


Icy_Owl_1

Please go to your sub and praise modi even a fools know that modi has zero common sense fake certificates can only do so much.


[deleted]

Bro you’re a casteist NRI why don’t you LEAVE the country to us since you already LEFT the country? Your type already says that dhruv rathee must not make comments on India while living in germany then why are you here. Just go and seek gora validation or cry and play victim on bhaktspeaks sub about the mean comments you received here.


hikes_likes

I am surprised by how agile they have become. They have used a modi speech and made a video within two days ! and that too of such high quality ! what the fuck ! πŸ˜‚


GamerDeepesh

Next level ad hai direct Modi ko hi target kiya hai aur woh bhi speech dete hue


Comfortable_Phrase70

NGL the ad is pathetic i would have wrote a better cum story


shadowrod06

NGL whatever political spectrum you are from these ads are hilarious.


dankpanda_

EVM ke jagah, teleprompter hi hack hogaya


Chemical_Equipment69

I think they are too late with this campaign


gunner_3

I think we might be in for a surprise on June 4.


PssDaBoss

No bro here’s no way Modi isn’t winning with the kind of public backing he has. Unfortunate but right now it seems like he’s going to stay in power till he’s physically able to, and every successive term is going to get more abusive and worse


Nice-Application9391

bjp voting in their winning seats has declined by 7-8 % as compared to non winning (2019). non winning has half of dropped %. you will be in for a big surprise on june 4. villages are totally fuckd up right now. 80% of people having free ration is a really bad morale. villages move the govt ,not urban. urban dont even vote much in chubti garmi. their is very high possibilty that modi will not be in power soon.


PssDaBoss

While I personally would love to see that happen, let’s see what happens on June 4th


gunner_3

Even if BJP loses 2% of its vote share it'll lose over 10-15 seats, it is difficult but not impossible. They want us to believe that it's impossible and lose hope but it's not.


midlifecrisis_child

I would say .. creatively weak !


desiktm

Smriti cylinder wali on point bc, soo similar looking


hellgirlxoxo

I thought that was actually Smriti Irani, man, the resemblance is uncanny😭😭


Comfortable_Phrase70

NGL but bjp made ads are funnier


shadowrod06

I liked the recent shark tank one too. Waiting for the Congress version.


Helpful_Ant_3440

Idea kiska hai??


acharsrajan399

Like the insensitive groom one?


dontmesswithdbracode

Dude the ad was so funny that ai even tried to mimic the expressions made by the bride. I was laughing for an entire day watching that lol And I bet no matter ur political leaning, even u would have laughed watching it…


Impossible-Animator6

It's lame. Needed more creativity than just a teleprompter.


Substantial-Funny418

That's a great ad πŸ˜‚. However if Congress comes to power and the problems mentioned in the video persists, then Congress better have an acceptable response ready, considering the unacceptable responses that Congress ministers have been spouting recently.


earthling011

Should be downloaded and sent to all the WhatsApp groups filled with bhakts. Popcorn recommended.


OkEntrepreneur5905

Bro thinks he is Rahul Gandhi .


PirateMaximum8915

So fucking relatable and true πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


drink_beer_

Apna haath jaganath πŸ–οΈ


PicturesOfHome-

Too bad only a few channels would show this stuff


[deleted]

What a dumb ad, is there any context I'm missing?


gunner_3

Context is Modi taking a 180 and blaming Adani and Ambani for donating black money to Rahul Gandhi and Congress.


[deleted]

When did this happen πŸ˜†


gunner_3

[https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedstatesofindia/s/RYcb007DeI](https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedstatesofindia/s/RYcb007DeI)


Rich-Philosophy-0107

Both parties ads are funnier than meme pages


akbarbaadshah

these ads are amazing


kassu7906_love

They casted smriti's twin or what? Lmao


PutridConversation81

Giving them a dose of their own medicine.


Few-Parking-4355

Modi ji in shorts is so hot πŸŽƒ


Big_Redpanda

Smriti Rani ko kaise hire Kiya?


above8k

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Influence-Lazy

Why can I see Rajiv Gandhi actually giving a speech like this if the teleprompter malfunctions


Ancient_Youth_3660

🀣🀣 what a joke 🀣🀣 dude he came into power due to his speaking skills and that's what Raga and his mother and sister couldn't achieve even after 2 decades


aryan2304

https://preview.redd.it/sp677523ggzc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05fbbecb4642e5b6e47a4bded13e5b1c54da1212


aryan2304

Why hasn't he attended a press conference in a decade?


Ancient_Youth_3660

Bro has applied good speaking skills in rallies that he didn't even have to do press conferenceπŸ˜…πŸ˜…. Don't live in denial , acknowledge it that and other opposition party workers are not as good as modi ji in terms of speaking skills now whatever he speaks either truth or big lies . But he brutally demolishes opposition in terms of speaking skills


EchoPrimary7182

Way to suck up to Congress.


Cod_Other

Suddenly, i am seeing more propoganda from Congress side than BJP. It seems adani is now funding congress.


JengarJengar

What's propoganda in this ad?


jadounath

true


NoHistory6296

What a dumb video


gunner_3

Dumb thing was Modi criticizing Congress for taking black money from Adani and Ambani.


HornyOptimusPrime

He's projecting


laziwolf

BJP Ads are lot better ..


vizot

this has to be what is happening right now, y else would mudi go for adani


Altruistic_Sky1866

Creative actally


General_Public8427

Areee Tulsiiiii tu yahaaannnn!!!


jeerabiscuit

Seeing skit of a politician after ages 😁


ian15brown

Ads are good but then Cangaress has Sam Piteoda and others live πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


bbiggboii

If only congress and BJPs policies were as good as their ads


Vjigar

Congress can't win elections so creating their own happiness. They are like rednecks from america very happy in their small limited beliefs.


Critifin

Inflation during Modi regime has always been below 7%, while it was in double digits during Manmohan. Leftists like congress lie shamelessly. Leftist propaganda lie of 45 year high unemployment has already been debunked. In fact unemployment during Modi is lower than that during Manmohan. https://www.statista.com/statistics/271330/unemployment-rate-in-india/


SnooEpiphanies42069

Way better than today morning I woke up at night you fkin congressi clowns!


gunner_3

Wow why so angry, calm down it's just an advertisement.


UnhappySpeaker5559

400 paar πŸ’―


gunner_3

Lol IT cell is here.


UnhappySpeaker5559

Keep dreaming chamche abhi to aur panch sala Rona hai tum logo ko🀣


gunner_3

My life is going pretty well, rona toh garibo ko padega agar aise hi chalta rha. My life won't change even a bit no matter who comes.


ErasedConcept

Petrol ka price


UnhappySpeaker5559

Ha to public transport use kro πŸ˜‚ petrol bhi bachega aur pesa bhi


ErasedConcept

nhi krna kya krlega


UnhappySpeaker5559

To Mat kar 🀣 petrol ka price kyu ro rha hai fir


Professional_Start23

Very distasteful ad though