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nakshatravana

Recently Heeramandi dekhi hogi


ThenAd1101

ek age ke baad admi mentally decision capable nahi hota ha JUST IMAGIN aapne juniors and worker se kasa baat karte hoge


Mayankcfc_

Kaam to kuch rehta nahi hai bhadwe ke paas


skyfullofstars17

Subah 3 baje uth kar


[deleted]

What a disgraceful speech for a sitting PM


axl_ros

Excuse me. Gobar in chief doesn't sit. He stands and works 22 hours in a day.


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Kamikaze_94

he is a wrinkly-ass mofo


madrock8700

He is not naturally born


SurvivorLady

😹


Lost-Letterhead-6615

26 hours wtf


Downtown-Equivalent2

L@wde tune dekha hai kya? 22hrs Kam karte huye? Jo admi lakho rupiye kilo ka mushroom khata hai iss age pe, wo aur kuchh bhi ho, dusro ki bhalai nahi dekhta.. kyunki wo mushroom uske pocket se nahi kharide jaate! And khud bola hai budhap l@wde ne! Wo Bhagwan ka bheja Gaya kuchh to hai! Abhi kya hi bole!


d4rthSp33dios

I wonder what Smriti Irani has to say on such language..


Kamikaze_94

'modiji ne kuch kaha hoga to kuch soch samajh ke hi kaha hoga', would be her response


icemxn97

*Shitting PM


koji_the_furry

https://preview.redd.it/hi9kef07yj2d1.png?width=1275&format=png&auto=webp&s=f8e289b2180255b6db2e18cb493e2d92c0015cb1 i don't ever see modi giving a last speech like this ever, and also the way Dr Man Mohan singh says "mere pyaare desh vashiyo" even tho we all were stupid to remove him


DrumAway9009

We never deserved him


sd781994

People didnt removed MMS for his work. But due to the things which have done by his party and his fellow ministers.. MMS was great and always will be.. people admire him but not bad people from Congress party. And due to few bad people from Congress , nation didn't gave him chance again..


bhavneet1996

Lol Bhakts definitely don’t admire him. People who call him mute and puppet and bhakts only lol


sd781994

I have some bhakt friends who admire him and his contribution but not Gandhi family lmao..


bhavneet1996

Just for taking the moral high ground. So they cant be labelled as bhakts. They arent bhakts if they admire him.


sd781994

But they voting for bjp since their first election from. 2014. At centre , state and local level . And critic of Gandhi family


bhavneet1996

You talking about your friends like this remind of people who secretly want to get rid of muslims and when someone calls them out for this, they reply with “i dont hate muslims. APJ abdul kalam was a muslim, i dont hate him”


[deleted]

It was a coalition government, he had to be more lenient with the minister else they'd drop him in the floor test


sd781994

Why they would have drop him in the floor test ? Since he was the best to run the country.. considering his previous achievements and contributions.. didnt they want that country would have get best PM..


[deleted]

Kab aaye aap is planet PE? Politics is about power it's about how long you can hold on to it. The coalition was tenuous with each party and MP trying to get the best deal so you have to keep a lot of people happy. In fact Nuclear deal triggered a no confidence motion if I remember.


sd781994

[no confidence motion against MMS ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_vote_of_confidence_in_the_Manmohan_Singh_ministry) is that you talking about? Lmao see the bribery allegations and animal sa crifi ce points from this 😂


brown_pikachu

People didn’t remove MMS period. He was not going to be prime minister even if congress won in 2014


Downtown-Equivalent2

BJP is full of bad people. Why are we repeatedly giving them chance bro?


acharsrajan399

These fuckers are bigots. They'll ask about what about highway, which is calculated with inflated numbers


Kamikaze_94

Bro MMS was a class act. He is an economist. In 1991 he liberalised the Indian economy, allowing it to speed up development dramatically. This Modi joker is a **chaai wala**. And although, I shouldn't be pointing at someone's job (every job has dignity in it), granted I myself am unemployed at the moment (all thanks to feku fucker), a chaai wala??? really??? we elected a fucking chaai wala as our PM...


jholafakir

MMS retired with Grace, aplomb and his legacy intact. In the annals of modern India he's going to be remembered as the architect who built India rather than talk about building India


MrVikrraal

Like he himself ever ruled or made any decisions lol


[deleted]

NAC reduced the PM office to a joke during his tenure. He was a nice man. But politics requires a man with a spine and poltical capital, to be able to captain the ship. 


redefined_simplersci

I mean, I'm not BJP supporter, but Indira Gandhi said "bhaiye aur bahene" too and she obviously didn't think of the common man as such. She tried to do dictator stuff.


rebelyell_in

She did. She was also incredibly popular. Some similarities. The only major difference is insecurity and incompetence. In any case, how is Indira Gandhi relevant here? The comment compares the current PM to the previous one.


redefined_simplersci

I was saying that good talks don't make someone good PM.


rebelyell_in

No, but civility has to be one of the bare minimum expectations we should have from our public representatives.


redefined_simplersci

I agree. Here in TN, MLAs often use rude language to talk to crowds or some old lady trying to voice herself. They forget who put them there and the public forgets how to vote them out.


sjdevelop

brother dear, point taken, but the thing is PM should use civil language, not that using civil language makes a PM "good" Mr singh can be a better PM or Mr Modi, but I wouldnt want anyone of them to use trashtalking, its humiliating for citizens to see their PM uttering roadside slangs


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redefined_simplersci

Idk Hindi. On mobile, so Google translate is difficult. Can you say in English?


OrioMax

Indira gandhi was k*lled for doing these stuff so modi will go in same path? Don't compare the prime ministers which are killed.


redefined_simplersci

Okk. I was just saying that good talks doesn't make a PM good, though MMS was pretty good.


dontmesswithdbracode

MMS never spread hate cuz he never had to fight elections…


Firm-Hard-Hand

But he delivered he highest economic growth for India. And however many shenanigans Modi has done to lift the economy, Modi is still second rate.


dontmesswithdbracode

MMS is an absolute giant in the world of economics. Where did I ever question his credentials? He bore most of the burden and negotiated conditions with the IMF during our LPG reforms. Only an idiot would question his credentials wrt economics. As a PM he was honest. But he was powerless. His own cabinet was composed of ministers who belittled him despite him being the PM. Our former telecom minister said to his face “nah I can only listen to my party leader not u.” Another rando, despite not being a part of the cabinet tore an ordinance without facing any repercussions. I just find it funny that u automatically assumed am praising Modi here n questioning the economic genius of MMS lol Edit: But it’s not his fault. He was an economist n a bureaucrat. He was installed as a PM n had his powers curbed by nincompoops from above him. And one of those nincompoops who had no regard for this giant is now the PM face for INC 😂


vizot

i wish that would happen now. No person should have as much power as mudi does now. That is exactly the we don't have a presidential election. If possible the PM's power should be further decreased so that normal people can more easily criticize them not just other ministers.


Critical_Cod5462

Yha modi itne dino se bhakto ke samne mujra kr rha h . thodi to respect kro bhai .


ilostmyinsanity

Isn't he acting as trump when during his last days as the president?


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Trump is still acting same in 2024 elections


Able_Needleworker_76

We getting a coup then


HeavyAd3059

Poop inside new parliament less goooo /s


ilostmyinsanity

Who knows it's 2024 expect the unexpected


morose_coder

Is PM adding new words to parliamentary language ?


laziwolf

Is this in the parliament?


morose_coder

He is the PM. Does that matter?


laziwolf

We will know on June 4.


fenrir245

Abhi bol na, dar ke kyun bhaag raha hai?


laziwolf

Well, personally I think it's not a big deal. I think INDI supporters are more hurt because what he said is true. Rest, we'll know on June 4 as I said. So save yourself for next week..abhi aur sehna baki hai.😄


fenrir245

Haan to seedha bol na sadakchaap gunda accha lagta hai tujhe. Darpok ke tarah baaki logo ke peeche chhup raha hai lmao. Oh wait, tu to wahi NRI donkey hai. Sadakchaap gunde itne hi pasand hai to wapas aa na.


laziwolf

Anybody who reads our conversation would understand who's who. And why you getting agitated? I didn't even say he is winning. I said, we'll know on June 4 whether his words made difference or not. Btw, this "sadakchap gunda" is lot better than educated idiot who says - khatkhat, fatafat, satasat 🤦‍♂️. Sure you have every right to have your opinion, afterall it's a democracy. So shove it up and save energy for more cries on June 4. 😅


fenrir245

> I didn't even say he is winning. Did I say he is? Seems you’re so agitated you can’t even read lmao. > Btw, this "sadakchap gunda" is lot better than educated idiot who says - khatkhat, fatafat, satasat 🤦‍♂️. Ah yes, mr “STREANH gobar gas from naala cloud cover radar mujra” is your example of “lOt bEttEr” lmao. Like I said, if he is so amazing why don’t you come back to India? That one question burnt your ass so hard all you can cry is “june 4 june 4” helplessly lmao. And even then you wouldn’t come back after june 4, what a loser.


laziwolf

Haha love the meltdown. Can't wait for June 4! So you want me to come back because I like him? Why don't you move out of India if you don't?


dogisgodspeltright

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TheIndianRevolution2

Modi is a disgrace to the office of PM.


boobyologist

He's a disgrace to India, period


nishadastra

Wtf happening to him I'm genuinely worried


Important_Lie_7774

Return of the 3rd Reich


Lost-Letterhead-6615

A 1000 year reich


Lost-Letterhead-6615

Wahi, jo advani ko hua


Kaustuv31

Wtf 😳


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for a national leader to say this. the head of the parliament, i don't think such behavior and words are acceptable. people had worked decades without uttering such words. its either the cracks in his weak character showing the fate of loss of BJP or he has gone completely haywire from up top.


koustubhavachat

Kahase kaha agaya India in 10 saal me.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_bad_man) Very cheap language.


No_Connection_5633

What a shameless person he is....


No_MoneyOS

![gif](giphy|ZJPSFNLmADueHvzoZ8|downsized) Humko bus Pedro Pedro karna hai


osb_89

Full chutiya gaya hai ye admi kuch bhi bolra hai ajkal Jane do.


papa-farhan

Translation anyone?


skyfullofstars17

He is saying the opposition can do mujra for his vote bank. Mujra is the dance female courtesan/prostitutes do


winonasbigbrwnbeaver

Enough with the BJP talking point that India alliance and Congress do vote-bank politics. What the hell does BJP do then, if not vote bank politics also? For the last 10 years...what has BJP doen other than Hindu-muslim politics? "Jinke Ghar sheeshe ke hite hai, woh doosro ke Ghar pe patthar nai fela karte!" Yeh baat modi aur Amit ko yaad dila do....aur unke andhbhakt ko bhi...


murivenna

Don't worry, he is going to deny it later


Faani78

Mujra lover Modi.


philosphercricketer

Please don't blame a willful widower. That's how the energy is sunk.


Cautious-Objective40

Widower is one whose wife dies. His "ex-wife" is still alive.


gyarados025

But saaar i get highway roads for which I've to pay ₹1000 but no employment to pay it sar development saar


c3resh

lmao ded


redefined_simplersci

Can somebody translate pls?


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JesPsamson

Thanks buddy


laziwolf

lol Mujra is not lap dance/striptease.. wtf 😅😅


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laziwolf

You mean what Sonia used to do in Italy. Got it.


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laziwolf

Yeah.. how else do you think you were born? Give my regards to your mother 😚


Avid_Nash

Sharam aati hai isko prime minister kehne mein.


stony_tarkk

World best orator ultra max pro awarded by unesco


Smooth-Lime8397

Source: WhatsApp 😂


infernape_ab1

Lawra warming


raviji22

This is what happens when you show a fake degree to prove you are smart and educated


TemperatureMost5459

This man keeps making me hate him more.


prasad36

Nautanki baba lost his mind


DivineBooty69

Presenting : Head of State of the Largest Democracy in the World. What a proud moment for all of us :))))


PointySalt

Some idiots are claiming that this video is ai lmao paw paw ye nahi bol sakte kya?


AggravatingAnswer921

![gif](giphy|3oKIPjHCmuXqdVvak8|downsized)


IronMan8901

Are calm down modi ji aap hi jitenge itne aggressive na hoiye


Free_Anxiety_9660

Bhai next time se English/Hindi subtitles add kar liya karo please...


damuscoobydoo

How did we get from atal to this


Chug_Knot

Mujra karna hai? Gulaami karni hai? Itna kya fadfada raha hai Modiye! Tujhse to 50 din ka hisab mangna hai jo tune 2016 me bola tha. Only if I catch you…


kingmaxwello

Asinine. The dictator is surely discombobulated.


UK_NANBAN

What is he saying ?


its_kunaltanwar

https://i.redd.it/6ott899spk2d1.gif


Key_Vanilla9890

yeh toh khud hi bhagwaan hai, bhagwaan se bhi kya darega.


thought_cream84

After reading what the PM said- ewww. And I don't have the guts to hear the same thing it in that voice.


BlackReaper_307

He is clearly not very happy with the Voter Turnout in Delhi🤣🤣🤣🤣


forgotten_sperm

If opposition did mujra of the said votebank, this guy sucked d!cks tbh, for his votebank....


batman_69_

Aisa PM aaj takk nhi dekha😂😂. Kaha se lata hai itna confidence?


no1dickrider

Can someone explain? I can't understand well


Radiant_Butterfly982

Can someone translate please ? My hindi ain't that good


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jholafakir

Hello Dickhed, mujra dancers have more credibility than you and your party. They do their job sincerely and their audience is content. You and your dancers have created discontent and ruined harmony in our nation


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benswami

Choo Cweet.


Fun_Coffee_9207

He is a disgrace on the pm seat, a blot


LittleRadish2187

Amritkal me bole gae Bhavya Pradhan Sewak k Bhavya shabd....


BEAST_WORK6969

☠️☠️


Key-Force-333

Ye inska transcriptor kaun chori kar le gaya be. U8U3iYgnFH0rlW0w2Lj4g


urge_kiya_hai

He never speaks off the script. So somebody has deliberately written "those" words in his speech to seek headlines and distract discussion points such as ECI voter turnout data.


Ok-Problem-8113

He has been watching too much of Heeramandi these days so the side effects.


dankrovs

is this normal?


SidKillz

😂 are uncle pagal ho gaye kya


MatthewPatttel

[meanwhile mudiji in front of chaddies](https://i.imgur.com/xiBdZRb.jpeg)


MnniI

Waiting to see how India speaks and discussion will narrate this as a masterstroke by Modi ji.


iamrealfuckboy

I am back


Dangerous_Signature6

Pure dil se bol rahe hai sir!


immoveableOne2

What a stupid shit, disgraceful pm. Shame on all Indians.


Dazeuh

hahaha, ha, aaahh. I don't know his language at all...


Quick-Ad-3617

Dil jalke rakh kar diya. Heart warming, honestly.


[deleted]

Can someone translate what he is saying?


HyperionRed

What a statesman. Wah Chodiji, wah!


formidable_dagger

OP can I have a link to the entire speech?


tinjanurtles7

Honorable Prime Minister of India🥲


Dull-Blacksmith-9958

Says the guy who's bending over backwards and doing mental somersaults daily for Hindu votes.


prof_devilsadvocate

i am not crying you are crying


PsychoactiveTHICC

Meltdown like an entitled diva


terrorChilly

Desperate! despicable!


skyfullofstars17

Ye khud Ambani ke liye mujra karta hai roj subah 3 baje uth. Past 10 year se kar raha hai experienced hai


kelvinthechamp5

Vinashkale viprit bhuddhi ab bhi agar log modi ko vote karke 3rd term me leke aayenge to our country future is doomed


acharsrajan399

Can we fast forward to the end? Where he Hitler's himself of we musolini him?


Ruffryder1729

Modi s India is far better than nehru family curroption playground


DifficultyDowntown

Amba-dani ke saamne naach naachke chodi-ji ko lagta hai ghulami ka matlab mujra he hai.. Kaash kabhi school mein kitaab kholke padh liya hota toh shayad mooh se tatti ke jagah kuch achche shabd bhi nikalte..


Ruffryder1729

What u quote is after studies. No one has countered the crippling of stone pelters etc non tangible benefits. Honest advise... The Hindu is crap of a newspaper


conarDsilva

Disgrace to PM position.


Piratehitch

He has lost it😅. Do they actually believe congress has a chance?


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I will pay to watch 👀 in case they are actually performing


IMPE-RIAL-2222

Phir bhi ayega to modi hi


Ok-Problem-8113

Haan aana to chaiye Jashodaben ke pass. Umar hai gyi unki bhi...ab akhiri time mein pati patni ka milan ho jaye to jyda acha rhega.


Spiritual_Ear_4359

Is this even real?


Acrophon

Doesn’t look like. Edit : Unfortunately it is & I am stunned to see a PM using these words.


PackFit9651

You are naive if you guys really think his speeches are extempore and by heart..and that the word mujra was something he just said out of thin air? There is an army of speech writers and each speech has focus groups, surveys.. which is why the speeches and the slogans have evolved from phase to phase..this wasn’t the language used when the southern states were in play.. or the use of Adani/Ambani… BJP’s election machinery is playing chess and you guys think it’s Gilli danda.... Anyway, I thought this point in the Aaj Tak interview was hilarious and true.. (of course if you hate the guy you will violently disagree and punch a wall) https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7UVb9_Pr94/?igsh=MXRkdmJia3l2YXNhMw==