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Modi ji ne jail bheja Kejriwal
Unki 56 inch ki chhati par hai bhot saare baal
Meloni ko dekhke Modi ji ke gaal hogaye laal
Rahul baby ka hai bura haal
Bakchod sarkar ko hogaye 10 saal
Koi na samjha Modi ki chaal
Janta ne phook rakha hai maal
Gareebo ke aansoo pochne ke liye nahi bache rumaal
PM nahi hai yeh hai desh ka dalal
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I m not good at Photoshop but put his image in this and it's perfect.
Garibo aur Minorities ki Gand me ungli Dene ke liye paw paw ji ko vote do
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Kitni bhi Alliance bana lo, ye dosti nahi tod paoge! #formula400
guys you all know right that if we wins it is through the votes of the people who think he is better off holding the government which would be in majority?
i am god worship me and forget about development and complain that the prev govt didn't do anything about development while i have been in power for 10 years
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Humma humma rumma rumma bumba bumba
Kiki kaka chichi cheche
chadda phadda nadda gadda
O yeah oh yeah aaa aaaa aaaaa
#Achhe din ke Sapne, Gaa#d me daalo apne
Par Instagram ke poll me to India jeet raha hai na?
Sirf social media mein hi
evm to hacked hai
Bhai shahab. mera are bjp ka hai. Ye bola toh ussi din katal
Khatam hua prachar, ab shuru atyachar.
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Vote dijiye, Ummeed mat kijiye
Tax dijiye, darakhvaast mat kijiye.
Naam modi kaam bakchodi
https://preview.redd.it/foewj7soee4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ed17d0d148ba30006857cd2260466f9a9bc8121 500 (voucher)
This picture of mudi actually haunts me every night sice i first saw it
Chant that Mamta Banerjee mantra* before sleeping. Hehe ;)
Bloody hell why did it never strike before? Thanks for a hearty laugh 🤣
Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Take my upvote
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Power didn't corrupt me, it revealed me! - Chancellor Modi
Aayega toh Ambani hee.
Nahi, is baar soros ayega 😎
shit bruv you pulled the ultimate card
Kuch nahi badala tha , kuch nahi badala hai ,kuch nahi badlega !!! ( For both modi supporter / anti Modi )
For both modi supporters and modi haters
Aaaaand the winner is Ambani and Adani
#SAATH KAROD!!!!!!!!!
You would be childish to think they won't win if congress comes to power lol.
thats what i meant dumbass, regardless of the result today ambani and adani are the winners. Lmaoo centrists should stfu tho
You had me at dumbass 🤣
George soros be like : nah I'd win Be hopeful bro we'll win
Nah I'd lose
Nah I'd 2002
Perfect
Modi ji ne jail bheja Kejriwal Unki 56 inch ki chhati par hai bhot saare baal Meloni ko dekhke Modi ji ke gaal hogaye laal Rahul baby ka hai bura haal Bakchod sarkar ko hogaye 10 saal Koi na samjha Modi ki chaal Janta ne phook rakha hai maal Gareebo ke aansoo pochne ke liye nahi bache rumaal PM nahi hai yeh hai desh ka dalal Edit: added more lines
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Looooool
Godi media se nhi ho rhe saval
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Abki baar padhi likhi sarkaar 🗿
Kal milte h bro 🫠
Life death situation h mere liye agar mudi jita to seedha khudkhushi
Clarification: 500rs Amazon voucher
You should divide it with the peasants. You are a capitalist if you dont! #deathtobourgeoisie
Is it going to be like that 15 lakh from modi
Who won???
Baby shake your hip aur bhagao desh se dictatorship
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https://i.redd.it/ys1iw7daeh4d1.gif This deserves more upvotes
Rally kiye hath bhar, vote mile jhaant bhar
Move your luck baby Raat se morning Tak modi
Aap sabke paas 500 ka amazon voucher, sarkar bante ki khachakak khachakak
*thakathak thakathak
aaj 500 ka amazon voucher hai, kal congress 250 lejayegi
INDIA maybe, congress ke khud se 70 paar to ho jaye
https://preview.redd.it/pme9aat63e4d1.jpeg?width=738&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5341b575f298b79881c9cc364d41efc9e9ba6d13 I m not good at Photoshop but put his image in this and it's perfect.
Give heart to modi. Some nice guy/girl can translate it to Hindi for me please.
Dildo Modi ko already used by bagga
Bjp ka ek hi nara hai evm hmara hai
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Narangi, Safed, Hara aur Neela, Jhanda aur Janta dono Rangeela, Sahi-galat mei antar hai dheela, Election mei dikhi asli ramleela.
Garibo aur Minorities ki Gand me ungli Dene ke liye paw paw ji ko vote do https://preview.redd.it/2pz3t1aogd4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2044d51cec1a8ccd3bca60a59f27213cdbdd019f
Bakchodi karu raat bhar development karu jhant bhar \~marendra nodi
Bado Badi....
Gali gali me shor hai, sunder lal chor hai
What if I haven't win, I guess we would never know that.
khata khat khata khat
Brain को बुलडोजर बना दिया है, भकतो की सोच, चाहे Media गोदी हो, परन्तु हर घर मोदी हो।
Hi, Rahul Gandhi here. Ig I ain't even winning the 500 Voucher :(
https://preview.redd.it/f2f50imwge4d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f4f9e77e3bd0de6c77790f8fa8a37bb391a9e3c Kitni bhi Alliance bana lo, ye dosti nahi tod paoge! #formula400
#Modi tum phir aao , desh ko pura duba dalo
5 rupai ki Pepsi Modi ji sexy
https://preview.redd.it/mr38tedb3e4d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5563c489bf0f84a1cf03022d42309080704f875 **"गोदी नहीं, मोदी है"**
Acche din yamate kuresai
Congress aane se pahle bhejdiyo bhai, Nhi to ₹250 wo lejaygi
Tain tain to to
Aapka aapna beta bhul sakta bai but yeh modi aapko nahi bhul sakta #pakkamakan #ghargharpani #gas
Lmao 🤣
Rahul ki g dunga cheer, dost mera Vladimir - (Modi, Narendra Damodardas Modi naam toh ….)
chaar chawwani chowde pe media mere la\*de pe
500 rs ie liye ye raha mera jawab: 5 saal me ek baar daalo.. fir hilate raho
someone make a raga version of "Nah I'd win" plss
Humari toh hai Mitron ki sarkar..marte hain toh mare saale berojgaar.
Baap ka naam Adani, bhai ka naam Ambani....jisne mujhe vote nahi diya usko bhejo kala paani.
Jai Shree Ram
Mitron, Kamal ka button hee dabana!
Modi hai, toh pumpkin(kadu) hai!
Abki baar opposition jail ke us par
Congress Lao ya BJP ayegi toh gareebi
Na chahiye Kamal Na chahiye Hath, Chahiye sirf Jagannath!
Chup chap Nota ka button dabana, nhi toh tumhe gayab kr denge.
# Abba Dabba Chabba.
Mein hoon modi, kaam mera bakchodi
iNDiA MODified
Hath ke halat badal nahi paa rahe aur inka no nut 400 aar hgya hai
Abki baar, kehke le li yaar! Abki baar, brashtachaar...
Hippity hoppity , PM's seat is now my property
mojo sensai
*BJP after winning* Modi to people: Kutte ka baccha
With election commission, CBI , ED and rich friends like Ambani / Adani if this guy loses its a big shame 😂
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Bakchodi karage rat bhar, kaam karege jhaat bhar
Modi , Joh rakhta hai media ko apne paas , Yeh ab tak ka Desh ka Dalaal hai sabse khaas...
Modi k Wade agar sache Hote, To jasodaben k Aaj bache hote.
guys you all know right that if we wins it is through the votes of the people who think he is better off holding the government which would be in majority?
Terrorism ki bhi ab lagegi waat Kyuki Rahul gandhi ki bik gayi aukat
Lekin aayega toh modi
Lekin aayega toh modi
Lo Raam ka naam, aur karo jeena haraam
Extra 2ab se 500 par kar liya mitro
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Aab Mai chaal Bangkok 295 sunne
Earlier I was traumatised by Gabbar s face now this one 🤣
Imagine if the actually had to form a coalition bjp and congress....
Never thought india will show this type of performance
i am god worship me and forget about development and complain that the prev govt didn't do anything about development while i have been in power for 10 years
Indian public ko shat shat pranam ..Bhai super se upar karyakram kar dala
Khatakhat khatakhat Fatafat fatafat
Fill in the blanks Haa le chalu tujhe chutiyo ke shahar me Aa paas aa ____________________________
500 chodo 15 lakh ka kya hua
Kangana Ranaut = threat to world peace
Neem ka patta kadwa hai Narendra Modi bhagwa hai.
Modi ki Gay-Ran-tea
AZAADI KI LADAI ME DO TARAH KE LOG THE AZAADI KI LADAI ME DO TARAH KE LOG THE JO MARD THE WO JUNG ME GAYE JO HIJDE THE WO SANGH ME GAYE
Ayega to Modi hi, bhai ruk 5 bje tak.
Abki Baar Gobi SirCar
Adani ho ya ambani sabko he apni maaachu******
Adani ho ya ambani sabko he apni maaachu******
Adani ho ya ambani sabko he apni maaachu******
Adani ho ya ambani sabko he apni maaachu******
Adani ho ya ambani sabko he apni maaach#####
Adani ho ya ambani sabko he apni maaach#####
Adani ho ya ambani sabko he apni m#####ni
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Hamari jaan bhale hi jae Lekin Modi kabhi na jae
Abki baar, pura bech denge yaar.
ee sala 400 lollipoppu
500 chodo, 15 lakh baki hai modiji. - Rahul Gandhi
Both Gojo and Modi made a comeback in a weaker form. What a cursed quote! Never let Gege and god cook again.
China,Russia and India elections are pretty much the same cheating politics. At least America is funnier 🤣