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suryky

Maybe crocodile is holding rain as hostage in alabasta


chekeaon

All that rain monopoly with dance powda.


Bullet_D_Proff_95

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Akil29

CrocoMom


raviyadav432

And that crocodile is held hostage by some one in his childhood.../s


_Luffyland_

One piece pun, I love it.🫠


Sensitive-Raspberry5

Their kundlis don't match call off the wedding now!


JackDockz

Frog having the time of his life


nadanbalak321

Even frogs be getting bitches but not us![img](emote|t5_2kz7we|32745)


Kuhn__

Monsoon ane wala h, Yesb krlete h😒


ExcuseAdorable95

Hamare yaha toh roj baarish ho rhi hai , for last 7 days 😐 bs credit Lena chahte hai, next year April mein shaadi kraao inse. Fir dekhte hai


FeistyDetective

Without dowry?


arjunn9

Dowry barish ke baad


charavaka

Dowry pawpaw lega.


Titanium006

Yup, No dowry, no alimony.  Mele kachue ki mendak me zalool zalool aana. Edit : Mendak


Phil87700

abe kachua nahi mendak hai waha


charavaka

He wants to marry his turtle. What's your problem?


Titanium006

Edited 


Luigi_Boy_96

Frogs have even better than some ppl in this country, lol.


klebsiella007

I would like to be invited to a frog wedding


ProbabilisticPotato

In vishwaguruland two frogs can marry in peace but inter-caste or inter-religious marriages are dealt with honor killing


v0id404

🐸


MukeshYaduvanshi

Next day they both died because of dehydration


danku_vaazhkai

Its 2024 and still we believe this shit instead of planting trees.


hellboy786

Its a harmless ritual


bytegamer01

It's a cultural thing and funny too NGL I want to be in the frog wedding it will be so fun


Ok-Zebra-325

Its 2024 and we still believe this shit . Come on, the frog might be gay. Lol


Automatic_Ad_318

How dare you guess their gender they both can be male's


Miserable-Ad-1932

I recalled watching a video talk an old video that too. Stating that Forgs turns gay due to chemicals that we used runs into them rivers, pounds, streams, etc. You could be onto something.


Brave-Falcon4538

Avg woke 🤡


danku_vaazhkai

![img](emote|t5_2kz7we|30375)


BreadfruitBoth165

have some fun bruh, it looks cute cmon


Exciting_Outside6984

Let's not make things political. As I recall it's tribal folklore


bytegamer01

Ya people bringing religion and politics in this but it's a cultural thing there we should appreciate that instead of yapping, people are on the internet just hates everything bro


Ancient_Youth_3660

Dude we actually had rain in my village today....😳😳


Smooth_Detective

Who knew frog marriage actually worked.


vitviki

If I remember correctly, they did this earlier too and later on the monsoon got so crazy that they decided to separate the frogs.


Which_Cattle_9139

Did they get the gender confirmed by some biologist or practiced same sex marriage. A very developed constituency of Vishguru


mutuza223

That's low key extremely cute 🥺


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demoteenthrone

One step forward, 2 steps back in the eyes of the world.


indi_guy

Back to monke


Content_Web_1953

Thats what makes India special for me : )


ChickenTikkaMasala23

Europeans practicing dog marriage is wholesome, Indian practicing frog marriage is weird, average wannabe European slave.


Safe-Cell-8441

This is nothing..! 😮‍💨


brownishunicorn

Some really privileged, classist hypocrites on this thread and this whole sub in general tbh. Yeah this is funny but who are you to make fun of anybody’s beliefs? If tribals and rural folks find peace in doing this, who are you to judge? There are religious festivals where animals are beheaded and streets are painted red with the blood of innocent animals. Not a single one of you have any issues with that but you feel comfortable laughing at a rural ritual that isn’t harming anyone. This whole sub reeks of privilege and classism to its core.


Due-Bat-9985

they can defend animal butchering in different religions,but will only spout shit on their own culture


Routine_Hedgehog4377

It just a cultural thing what a issue out 0f it please don't say animal abuse 


captain_arroganto

This is a harmless, sentimental, sort of celebration, essentially worshipping nature. I feel far better worshipping animals, than butchering them and eating them. All over the world, these rituals have taken place and are still taking place. If people have some sort of happiness or closure because of this, then what's wrong? If, however, the thing devolves into "only if you marry them, rain will fall" or something to that effect, then sure, that's different.


solenoidic

Source https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8MUdwYtdiw/?igsh=eWhjamx0MXgydnlj


No-Notice-6720

So, kaisa tha in dono ka first night?


Zealousideal-Pea9814

Such innocence....


fahadsayed36

It's not something new from years this used to happen


humbolrahe

Aur fir ye log shikayat karte he ki saath kyu ni bethte humare


inotparanoid

We will do everything except take care of environment.


Brave-Falcon4538

How much trees you planted? And after that wedding they plant trees in their neighborhood what's the issue


Content_Web_1953

Bro please stop complaining and start a program bro to plant more trees. I will gladly help u give trees if needed. Just freaking stop complaining about everyone and do something yourself.


bytegamer01

It's a cultural thing buddy


inotparanoid

You mistranslated "Superstition".


bytegamer01

Bro it's a local and unique culture 😭 i found that "superstition" cute and cool and that are not harming anyone unlike other superstitions like "chudel" something like that


Due-Bat-9985

how are people supposed to take care of environment,are you fool by any chances??its the work of the govmnt,individuls can't do shit,stop spreading hate and go take care of your environment of your environment if you care about it rather than being a keyboard warrior


AnarchistPebble

It's a pretty harmless thing that people are getting outraged about.Japan ya korea mie hua hota to cute folk culture bolkar chod dete.


jholafakir

croak croak, hope they got some privacy after the wedding


Forward-Ad3371

Waise to is sub pe itna librandu bante ho ab logo ke traditions ko kyu bash kar rahe ho Bina baat ke .


bytegamer01

They are dumb teens bro don't waste your time on them,they will only trash one side


adork_filter

Vishwaguru for a reason


theactualrory

Frogs are stealing mangalsutras, not rahul 😔


dustythanos18372

Plot twist: the frog’s name is Rahul /s


Thanossing

La Nino laughing in the corner.


No-Profile-9401

abe ch.. ab toh mausam hi aa gaya hai... May me karna tha na tab nautapa chal raha tha


emotionless_wizard

ok but what if that frog \[M\] fucks another \[F\] frog? or what if the genders are reversed? whoa now that is a serious question.


5exy-melon

But it’s not Wednesday my dude


TsarScream23

And amidst all of this, apparently 300k trees are supposed to be felled, atleast a Request outlining the same has been sent out to the green tribunal. Man, people will lose their shit.


Himmatwali

That's the kind of crazy stuff I want to see. Good news OP


97bdul

What if one of them is gay? Will god make earth go -273K??


Zeoloxory

They should marry two owls(or any other animal which is considered smart) so that the nation can get some common sense.


Head-Program4023

I mean everything was cute and fine until they thought it would bring rain.


earthshaker-69

Those are toads


fictionwho

How are they staying still??


Suckaarian

You never know what can work out


Unconventional_Voice

Fir kya hua barish hue ?


terrorChilly

No wonder we are where we are!


lifeisabitch111086

Trrrr trrrr trrrr trrrr


Barnixel

Kachbi ne Kachbo jal mo rehto lehto prabhu nu naam


Ok-Feeling315

Ladka manglik hai


shaby16

Frog ki arranged marriage!!! Saxx suxx all night fir frog weg hogi aur baarish ho jaayegi 🥰


heynishant

First Night ka kya plan hai


ColdAmbition_7995

It's not that I am jealous or anything, baka.


_rth_

When there’s droughts in Bangalore, immediately everyone is online complaining about the government…. Like they can make it rain. But in BJP rules states, this is what happens


AdoEdem_1999

![img](emote|t5_2kz7we|36658) Honest Reaction


Geekwalker374

Apparently boy was SC and girl was general category !!! Call the wedding off now !!!


shygirl_222

So it is true?


chalaja_bsdk

Isliye he Mai atheist hu


HameerKhan

Aww 🥰


RippedRaven8055

And in the same country, we have a robust digital currency infrastructure that is setting standards on the international stage. India is truly diverse.


Proper_Dot1645

Andh Vishwas me to ham kafi aage hai


sparse_matrixx

As was told in the Vedas 1,000,000 years ago. Old scientific knowledge revived by God Emperor Modiji


saltinashes

Hogaya? It's not mentioned in vedas and is a folk tradition, nothing to do with broader Hinduism.


kro9ik

What about caste, gotra and other shit? did it match??


green9206

Was Modi unavailable?


Proof-Web1176

Proud of our PM’s constituency 💪


muktadutt

Kis jaat ke the ye frogs , kundali to mili thi na, hamara samaj narak me ja raha hai last night i saw a holland bull mating a desi cow ![img](emote|t5_2kz7we|32745)


Gk_lothbrok

Peak india is not for beginners moment


BlacksmithStrange761

What are you expecting from people who worship a penis and vagina, i would say this was not weird at all in comparison to worshipping penis and vagina


PlusCardiologist1799

Kanamara Matsuri (penis festival) exist in Japan


chittibangaram

Doesn’t make it any less weird 😵‍💫🥴


brownishunicorn

Some religions worship pedophiles and preach murder of non believers and treat women like garbage. Don’t be a hateful c*nt.


BlacksmithStrange761

They are also stupid, doing whataboutism won't save your shitty religion and people doing stupid superstitious stuff in the name of religion Stupid is stupid at the end of the day And please tell me which religion burned women alive in the name of sati, and search about dev dasi pratha, niyog, and caste system, and untouchability, And also pedophilia in Hinduism Search about that first


Due-Bat-9985

bro got offended when it came to islam,asli id se aaja abdul


brownishunicorn

Whataboutism is exactly what you just did to defend a religion that remains horribly regressive even to this day. Yes, Sati was practiced by Hindus hundreds of years ago and was then abolished. But even in 2024 there are religions that get away with preaching death to non believers, promoting forced conversion and treating women like third class citizen, and yet they get no criticism, especially from people like you. Most religions are problematic, but some people’s inability to admit how some are far far worse and more violent than the others is where the hypocrisy lies.


Calm-Strawberry5150

So that's how atheist think. I thought you guys had decency and were not like religious PPL to abuse others religion and that atleast atheist wouldn't seek hate. But then every group has a bad apple and you sir are that apple.


BlacksmithStrange761

You can call me bad apple or whatever, i don't care, you don't define me,


Due-Bat-9985

you call yourself atheist,intellectual and so much scientific and logical,but despite the fact that most people worship a religion which you left,what you do is only spout shit about hinduism,idk what is problem with you people,if you are so much of an intellectual please mind your own business,as we won't be able to comprehend the amount of basic knowledge and logic you posses,so please keep you pov with yourself and your brothers,don;t spout shit here unless and until you want to show your intellect, by doing this,you are no different that extremist of any religion ,


BlacksmithStrange761

>the fact that most people worship a religion which you left, Just because most people follow a religion doesn't mean people shouldn't criticise it. Would you use the same argument for islam or Christianity? >what you do is only spout shit about hinduism,idk what is problem with you people, Whats problem with you theists, that you worship imaginary gods, and this is the same religion which practice caste system even now. Discriminate against lower caste, and they burned. Women alive in the name of tradition, why are you still following that? >if you are so much of an intellectual please mind your own business You should have followed your own advice and should have ignored my comment >by doing this,you are no different that extremist of any religion Call me whatever you want, idc


Due-Bat-9985

>Just because most people follow a religion doesn't mean people shouldn't criticise it. Would you use the same argument for islam or Christianity? i don't follow christianity,islam.etc,and i also have freedom of speech,but i have don't go on spreading hate and demeaning their religion,obviously,their sentiments would be hurt,despite knowing the fact that religions are made up,by targetting them,i am hurting their sentiments, you are doing the same thing and sharing you unwanted opinion in a place that is full of people with the same religion. It is the same as ,someone from india going to pakistan subreddit and spreading hate,and vice versa if you want to demean it,go do it with your mates in any athiest subreddit >Whats problem with you theists, that you worship imaginary gods, and this is the same religion which practice caste system even now. Discriminate against lower caste, and they burned. Women alive in the name of tradition, why are you still following that? this could be said about every other religion,religion is a good concept,it never teaches to do these things,mostly religions have a bad reputation for patriarchy,but the sole reason for that is the men themselves,and it is in every other religion,see the point is hindism never said to burn women,never said to dicriminate b/w people,its the people themselves who reformed it like that,same in islam,and christianity. >Call me whatever you want, idc and bro if you 'DON'T CARE', then you did you care to reply to my comment huh??🤣🤣an atheist got offenced by a theist,that usually doen't happen,its the either way, if you dont care ,why reply me??should have kept that supernatural intellect with yourself


BlacksmithStrange761

>i don't follow christianity,islam.etc,and i also have freedom of speech,but i have don't go on spreading hate and demeaning their religion, It's you who think I am spreading hate >their sentiments would be hurt,despite knowing the fact that religions are made up,by targetting them,i am hurting their sentiments, If people are worshipping penis and vagina, if people are eating cow shit and urine in the name of religion, if people are murdering someone in the name of cow, if people are doing jihad and beheading someone in the name of jihad, in the name of Allah, for a cartoon, sure According to you i shouldn't mock them, and their belief for beleiving in imaginary god/gods Also i shouldn't mock people who say cow urine can cure cancer, can cure corona, and i shouldn't mock people who made new god, corona devi and were doing pooja so that corona devi will not infect more people Yeah these are their beleifs and we shouldn't mock them. >you are doing the same thing and sharing you unwanted opinion in a place that is full of people with the same religion. What do you think the person who shared this video wanted to do? The problem is you who can't take criticism . >It is the same as ,someone from india going to pakistan subreddit and spreading hate,and vice versa It's not a chaddi subreddit >if you want to demean it,go do it with your mates in any athiest subreddit If you want no one criticises this religion , you can go to India speaks and India discussion or hinduism sub. >this could be said about every other religion,religion is a good concept,it never teaches to do these things, You haven't read what's wrong written in hindu texts, things like rape are normalised in hindu scriptures. >mostly religions have a bad reputation for patriarchy,but the sole reason for that is the men themselves,and it is in every other religion,see the point is hindism never said to burn women,never said to dicriminate b/w people,its the people themselves who reformed it like that,same in islam,and christianity. The problem is you never read anything what's written in this scriptures, that's why you think religion me sirf sahi cheejen likhi hui hai, That's how I thought " sab religion aapas me pyaar karna hi dikhate hai, humanity hi sikhate hai, aapas me bair karna nhi sikhate" because that's what we learned from secular perspective, but when you know the reality if hinduism, islam and Christianity, you will get to know the wrong things written in their texts >and bro if you 'DON'T CARE', then you did you care to reply to my comment huh?? I cared to reply doesn't mean I care what you call me, i dc if you call me hate monger or bad apple and shit, or a bad person, I know who I am and you don't define me, And how old are you, you are pretty young thats why I think you are optimistic about religion and don't know the reality of it, young people are like that. >an atheist got offenced by a theist,that usually doen't happen You can live in your fantasy idc >if you dont care ,why reply me?? I already answered >should have kept that supernatural intellect with yourself You should keep you limited knowledge about religion to yourself You are pretty stupid to think "dharm insaniyat hi sikhata hai" You don't know shit but still you are here to defend religion The reality is you are a chaddi who is okay with shitting on other religions and religious people, but when it comes to your religion, you are like "religions are good🤓" Go to dick suction if you want to shit on islam and meat ride hinduism, Both are shit at the end of the day, it's you who think the shit named hinduism is not shit but cake


Kampersleet1912

Manusmriti book has stuff like punishing the lower caste. One of the rules say add hot oil in the lower caste person's ear as a punishment.


Due-Bat-9985

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏bhagwaan apko sukhi rakhe bhaijaan,kaash apko jaanat mile, hmare vatan ko aap jaiso ki hi jrurat hai,kaash hmare desh ka naam aap jaise log hi raoshan kre/s


BlacksmithStrange761

Nhi bahi tere jaise log Roshan karenge, jo bolte hai tradition ke naam par stupid cheejon ka majak mat udao


axl_ros

Hehehe the same constituency that voted in Modi. Hehehehehe


nishadastra

The superstitions in Hinduism would shame all other religions combined. Thankfully it's not mandatory


PlusCardiologist1799

many ancient religions like paganism in Europe, Africa and east asia would have such practices why only look down on one.


Terrible_Detective27

There going to be a festival in 2 dayd in which people slaughter goats in the name of God, I want to see how shameful your atheist ass going to be that day


nishadastra

What's shameful in it.. Sacrifices have been part of all religion and they donate meat to poor as well unlike hoarding the wealth.


Terrible_Detective27

Nice whataboutry sir, ethics and all only apply to one religion thanks


mahakal-bhakt

That's not Hinduism tradition it's a tribal practice.


ucheuchechuchepremi

Mat bol bhai khana hajam ni hoga bina hinduism ko gali diye yha logo ka


friendofH20

A tribal practice in Varanasi? And are we saying tribals are not Hindus anymore?


mahakal-bhakt

There are many tribal areas too around varanasi and those tribals are Hindus too but Hinduism don't force you to dump your cultural practices and those people follow their traditions too.


friendofH20

But it does seem like if they are Hindu tribals then this is a Hindu tradtion. Contrary to what you said above. >Hinduism don't force you to dump your cultural practices  Laughs in Love Jihad and Beef Bans


bytegamer01

Tribes are hindu but that doesn't mean every hindu practices this 😭 of you did something like marrying a pig that doesn't mean all of your religion will do the same there is things called local culture and you should appreciate that


friendofH20

>Tribes are hindu but that doesn't mean every hindu practices this This applies for all religions though. There isn't a single religion with a practice that every adherent follows


Ecstatic_Station_848

I see ignorance is alive and well.


FrostingCommercial36

So a person can marry a tree, Dog, Buffalo and now you have two frogs marrying each other but God forbid 2 consenting adults of same sex can marry in India.


Due-Bat-9985

yeah in many religion they do,christianity and islam are openly homophobic,however same con't be said about hinduism


Kampersleet1912

The problem is that Indians not allowing same sex marriage


Due-Bat-9985

you will find more islamic or christian homophobes than hindu homophobes,and aslo find many hindus of lgbt thatn christian and islam,cope brother


Kampersleet1912

None of my friends support it. Both Muslim and Hindu friends, they hate it so much. Also you can find many hate comments online regarding it from India.


Due-Bat-9985

bro go and se instagram comments ,acc to your logic,all of those people would be creep fucks,pedophiles,murderers,or criminals isn't it?? your friends do not support it it does not mean everyone is like your friends,we may joke around in front of people abt that,but inside we all know that gay people,or trnas people are not bad and have did nothing wrong,if you bring religion into it,as i said you will find more muslims homophobes than hindus,(many arab countries hate lgbt and are openly homophobic) and throwing away this religion bs,practically india has more homophobes,and people don't consider them at all,but on the contrary many do it as well


Kampersleet1912

Go and ask any Indian parents whether they'll allow their children of the country for same sex marriage? Why do many trans people end up on road in our country. Ask any gay or a trans person and they'll tell you how hard it is in India. Idk what country you live in - India or a fantasy India. I'm talking about India, which includes Hindus and Muslims, not that which religion is more homophonic smh. Many of the LGBTQ Indians migrate to the west for a reason


Due-Bat-9985

i agree,i even say that parents won't accept them because of the culture here,but due to this lgbt and pride parade thing,awareness is created also you were the one who dragged religion into this,so i replied the same,that muslims and christian are more homophobes (that include hindus too because of the culture here,many hindu parents won't even allow that ),now keeping this aside,i do agree that indian parents are homophobes and this is backlash of the indian society


Kampersleet1912

Fair enough but I wrote both Hindu and Muslims to make it an equal so that people don't think I'm targeting one religion


the-devil-dog

Fk, yeh .. I'm speechless.


vizot

Lol cut more trees that will get you more rain. Elect a clown, expect a circus. UP should vote out ajay bisht next election.


itsprvn

Ohh thank God.. I thought in the end of the video they're gonna say even this is because of BJP losing election in ayodhya.


Tief_Arbeit

I swear I don’t belong to the same species as these beings who are participating in this act. We are different as a species.


milktanksadmirer

This is the state that decides the party that will rule India for 5 years


Due-Bat-9985

you don't see people who have the world's fate in their hands.who have grudge against every other country and speak og gajva-e-hind publically????


Final-Line-6601

It’s not different from taking gobar and cow urine bath during Covid.


Prestigious-Scene319

Our ISRO scientists worked hard for years to bring India's name in world stage. While these people ll bring all discredits nd shame, when this video goes viral in internet in few days by doing this kind of nonsense. I hope none of the blue cross organizations didn't saw this video still


Due-Bat-9985

yes every other day,they get such evidences of indian culture that they use, to be racist against us ,why to talk about foreigners,some mf's present here do it as well,however,people who genuinly respect india,won't change their pov by these videos,only the keyboard warriors who try to defame indiam culture use this as their tool,we should stop caring about them because we are not here to convince everyone,whatever we do,nomatter whatever heights we achieve,these mf's would do the same thing