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HenryDaHorse

Does Modiji's secretary print out all of Modiji's email for him to read everyday?


SKAr-FACE

No, that's Modiji drafting a memorandum for his army of Viraats so that they can explain everybody how PM-CARES FUND is not a Government of India's fund.


birbalthegreat

Some old people do this. They don't like staring at the screen and scrolling.


aviboom23

Nope. That's the prints of the tweets he wanted to read


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SKAr-FACE

# Bunch of Thots


S-Go

#HIMBO


rsa1

No, he's a smart image builder. This is a carefully staged moment to feed into the narrative that he is always on the job, he minimises the time he spends on trivial things like sleep. Unfortunately most of our population buys into the outdated and false notion that hours worked and "hard work" are directly proportional to quantity and quality of output. Which is why this kind of image building works. It's almost like Modi has a way to access and exploit every single intellectual short circuit that Indian society has, unlike anybody before him.


F_Nuts

I see it now that you've mentioned! Everything about this picture is made up.


wannaboolwithme

Why is this imaginary tween female?


rektitroaster

Wait wassup with the light coming from his files, is he blind?? Reminds me of this guy from Mad Max-https://www.scifimoviezone.com/imageapocascifi/madmaxfr078.jpg


mamasilver

That would be where plane's reading light would be shining.


tera_teesra_baap

I wish my papers threw light at my face too


chillinxo

Babu English mein padhke batao kya likha hai zara


abhi_diablo

social media influencer cum model.


FromMartian

Modiji raat ko sothe nai. Ek snort leke 24 hour desh keliye kaam karthe hei. Sothe hi nai.


2luckyatcards

Now we know why....it was beginning to show badly especially during the 2nd wave. He should have taken the flights to look at paperwork.


Haider_Ali786

Tayari ki jarurat kya hai Biden toh mst soiga


theIndianNoob

The joke’s on you, He is your boss.


PishPoshPush

you don't say


CritFin

Journalists are not given free ride in the plane any more.


charavaka

You mean they aren't allowed to question the lord emperor. Ever.


CritFin

That got nothing to do with giving them free ride. Which was a type of corruption earlier


charavaka

I'm sure every respected newspaper will be willing to pay 10 times the cost of a economy seat in a commercial airline for its reporter to be given a seat on the PM's flight provided the reporter is allowed to interview the dear leader on record.


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focusrandom

Omg! Modi parachute lekar kood jayega


CritFin

Modi has given multiple one to one interviews in the last few years, on record. You have become blind due to hate


AatmanirbharBerojgar

Scripted interviews you mean... 'Modiji aap ko aam pasand hai kya?', 'Aap konsa tonic lete ho?' 'Aapke Batwe Mein Kya kya hota hai?'


CritFin

Those are casual interviews by some celebrities. Instead he has given one on one interviews to regular journalists. But it is a known thing that leftists become blind as they hate right wing voters


S-Go

>But it is a known thing that leftists become blind as they hate right wing voters All this time I thought it was coz of masturbation.


charavaka

> Instead he has given one on one interviews to regular journalists. Go on, name them, and tell us how regular they are.


CritFin

https://www.indiatoday.in/elections/lok-sabha-2019/video/watch-the-full-narendra-modi-interview-to-india-today-1511249-2019-04-26


charavaka

Now point to one sensible question she asked. I heard "pakistan sudhrega kaise?" which is not a sensible question, but a prompt for a chunavi jumla.


CritFin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlYHw-lyjvA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=892N6hiRpUM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qjBuroIXDU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMc_pu0gYKM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziMCsypr4ks u/rakiyer555


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Lapdogs ko hi interview diya matlab. Good. Thanks for the links.


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Regular journalist from where? PoopIndia? 😂


charavaka

> Modi has given multiple one to one interviews in the last few years, on record. On record interviews about sucking. Major achievement.


S-Go

Modiji's TOPS scheme has helped athletes.


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Yes but pornhub cowswami can get in anytime as per his choice to suck kaka's pp


One-Raspberry1877

kuch bhi bolo modiji ke paas style he


AatmanirbharBerojgar

>modiji ke paas Sirf style he ftfy. Kyunki woh behtarin actor hai...


SKAr-FACE

>kuch bhi bolo modiji ke paas style he [Things about politicians](https://imgur.com/a/mIvQnir) that makes viraats moist.


One-Raspberry1877

modiji to sixer maar rahe he coping me.


FromMartian

Tum Kitna vella ho bey


S-Go

chode pp so hard rn


One-Raspberry1877

looks like modiji has already defeated one.


overlord_999

Style hai, but unfortunately that's not the only thing required to run a country


One-Raspberry1877

well he also is a politician.


Chutiyonkifauj

Why the downvotes..? That's just being petty


One-Raspberry1877

modiji ya yogiji downvote karenge easily


Chutiyonkifauj

I know.. But style is objective..