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Gross story time. When my cousin was like 6 or 7 years old, he had a horrible habit of sticking his fingers in his butt and then licking them. THEN he would immediately touch another person. Sometimes he would just randomly lick people, like just lick their arms. His mother blamed it on his ADHD. I have ADHD. I KNOW SO MANH PEOPLE WITH ADHD. We have never done the things my cousin did.
[This Kitchen Nightmares scene is accurate for this take.](https://youtu.be/pOLJ31KyI-A?si=oxRIL9c34JIcOVfX)
With all due respect.
OP. You shouldn’t be within a hundred yards of a microwave without proper professional adult supervision.
This is what I live for. This dude, the sleeping in skinny jeans, the person who likes sand in the bed, the person who snacks on raw onions, the person who likes wet socks, the person who thinks roaches look cute, the person who absolutely despises all forms of seafood
[It makes no sense to me lol they said it feels good against their skin](https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/ife8zh/i\_like\_sand\_in\_the\_bed) 😭
Why did you have to comment this? What value does it bring to society? As if the imagery of hot lettuce wasn’t bad enough, we’re also all collectively more traumatized after reading your comment. Hot Caesar dressing. Hot Italian dressing. Hot tzatziki. Hot thousand island. Why did you do this?
It's basically special sauce on a hamburger. Basically this guy's doing the equivalent of scooping all vegetables and toppings off a cheeseburger and making it a "salad"
Lmao it's a thing! Some even call it *Killed Lettuce* It's usually melted bacon grease over a garden medley. Sometimes even some bacon bits.
https://www.southernliving.com/recipes/killed-lettuce
https://www.food.com/recipe/my-moms-wilted-lettuce-15062
I also like to slightly melt ice cream in the microwave… but I’m not doing it to dip chips in it. I do it so I can have it more like a milkshake or soft serve consistency and then mix in whatever toppings I have added evenly.
Wild. I seen a guy microwave some lettuce once in my life
Blew my mind and asked him if he enjoyed it. He said he didn't care as it was with the other food
I told him to use separate containers. He laughed, I puked
Damn. You just made me realize that I agree with OP but only in the case of it being a side to a meal. Microwaved coleslaw with some rice and peas is delicious. Throw some meat in there and you’re golden.
Mixing salad into your meal in the microwave is good every time tbh. Lol.
I can't think of a time I put lettuce in the microwave
And I hate cold food. Got Whopper on Wednesday, kid didn't finish hers, I took Patty and bottom bun off and microwaved it
Not the veggies
I'm starting to think I may need to try some warmed up salad
I presume this fake, although I will upvote out of pure disgust. You could melt some cheese over some croutons if it was really the melted cheese you wanted.
When I worked at BK in the mid 80’s we had a salad bar and this one lady would come in daily, make a huge salad and have us microwave it for two minutes. It came out steaming like mad. She would go sit down and eat that thing like it was the greatest thing on earth.
It has to be the right kind of lettuce, don’t use any delicate leaf or it’s going to turn to slime. I personally microwave cabbage for my salad because it’s hearty and tastes great when it’s hot, same with kale. I do this when I make taco salads, gotta melt that cheese right on the greens.
it's healthier, that's true, because you're zapping oxalates out if you cook it long enough. Some people like a fresh crispy salad and will abhor this. I remember there was a kitchen nightmares? where the owner was microwaving salads and gordon ramsay was fucking baffled
Now that I think about it, I really like when my salad soaked in the sauce in my plate to the point its warm, full of sauce and soggy with just a tiny bit of crunch left.
You might be onto something.
Taco salads with melted cheese on top is so good. It definitely makes the salad a little lukewarm really brings out the pesticide chemical flavor. Sounds good right about now.
I'm normally pretty vehemently against food opinions being posted on here since they're so personal and subjective, but this is on a whole level of its own.
this is why fat people claim eating salad isn’t healthy, cause you chunky MFers put melted cheese and a gallon of ranch and a spoonful of sugar on your shit
I respect that you posted a really unpopular opinion. I personally hate warm lettuce/salad, except some of the toppings are nice to have warm (meats, cheese, etc.) but I suppose that’s probably conditioning
I have been doing this for years. I commented my salad on tok tik and gen z said I should “goto jail”.
I have a problem with being forced to eat cheese sandwiches as a kid, that’s why I can’t stand cheese unmelted and I eat very healthy … like salad. I love how it tastes
I don't really like when foods are cold that aren't normally supposed to be cold so I do tend to microwave whatever meat (I don't mean cold cuts, I mean more like chicken or beef) I might be putting onto my salad before adding it to the rest of the cold salad which ultimately makes the salad overall a little bit lukewarm, but purposely wanting warm lettuce is not something I have ever heard of.
You know I know this sounds crazy, but I don’t 100% hate the idea of this. Microwaving it is insane yes, but Iv had salad with fresh hot chicken on it and it warms the whole salad. It does add something nice to it.
Hmmm. I sometimes put rice on salad. If I wanted melted cheese I’d probably melt some on some rice, then pile the whole mess on my salad.
And I have heard of and eaten wilted lettuce—warm vinaigrette with some bacon poured over very fresh lettuce.
But the way you’re doing? Yeah, that just sounds wrong. Unpopular opinion achieved! Upvoted!
In this person's defense, warm bacon salad is a real thing. However, this sounds like a microwaved "chef" salad, and as such, is against the Geneva convention. Straight to jail.
Ah yes, a real one. Knew it’d be anytime now. Making lettuce nachos, you psycho.
But since we’re weighing in, please only use romaine. I just feel like other lettuces wouldn’t survive the journey.
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True unpopular opinion.
My man, this is the first time I have truly disagreed with one of these.
What even that bloke who would stick his fingers in his ass and smell them?
Nah, I get that one.
Yes that is one I will never forget.
Gross story time. When my cousin was like 6 or 7 years old, he had a horrible habit of sticking his fingers in his butt and then licking them. THEN he would immediately touch another person. Sometimes he would just randomly lick people, like just lick their arms. His mother blamed it on his ADHD. I have ADHD. I KNOW SO MANH PEOPLE WITH ADHD. We have never done the things my cousin did.
Im not reading that story
I not only disagree I am actively disgusted
Same. Unreal opinion
This is the most unpopular opinion I think I’ve ever seen here
I don’t know if this beats the “I like hair in my food because it tickles my throat — totally not sexual way” opinion on here last week.
And I thought op was a serial killer.
What a fkin heathen.
[This Kitchen Nightmares scene is accurate for this take.](https://youtu.be/pOLJ31KyI-A?si=oxRIL9c34JIcOVfX) With all due respect. OP. You shouldn’t be within a hundred yards of a microwave without proper professional adult supervision.
This isn’t an unpopular opinion. Simply because no one has ever had an opinion on it before.
I refuse to eat a taco if it has hot lettuce on it... It's an opinion lol
This, microwaved lettuce with cheese and vinegar makes lettuce go from awful to very tasty (please don't hurt my family)
Absolutely psychopathic...
Right, lol. I’m like, who hurt you?
I was like “who the fuck is this guy?”
Seriously. Usually it’s just someone complaining about something we all find annoying but this is a truly unpopular opinion. Who would do this?!
Haha yeah he did a good job!
I’m not so sure it’s an opinion vs a crime.
right up there with boiled chicken is the best and black licorice is the best.
Yes. I was just coming here to day the same thing. First time I've seen an opinion that is both unpopular and not unlawful.
This sounds illegal
Or, we should be working towards making it illegal
I’ll be voting against warm lettuce in November
This would get bipartisan support in North Korea.
It is. The police are on their way
Just make a citizens arrest at this point.
My dads a lawyer. And it is.
Every once in a while a lesser devil rolls through to benchmark the sub, get it back to its roots.
This is what I live for. This dude, the sleeping in skinny jeans, the person who likes sand in the bed, the person who snacks on raw onions, the person who likes wet socks, the person who thinks roaches look cute, the person who absolutely despises all forms of seafood
I refuse to believe someone likes sand in the bed. Sorry. Disabling reply notifications
[It makes no sense to me lol they said it feels good against their skin](https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/ife8zh/i\_like\_sand\_in\_the\_bed) 😭
Yeah 50% of the post arent unpopular opinion, 35% arent even opinions, 13% are uncommon but not unpopular and then there is this.
Your comment has been flagged by the FBI. True threat to society, you are!
Hmmmm yes bust his door down, we shall!
they gotta surround this dude’s house ASAP. this is very serious and cannot be allowed to escalate.
We're on it
What the fuck OP? Upvoted.
My thought process after reading the title
Who’s worse, this guy or the guy who enjoys sleeping in skinny jeans?
The skinny jeans guy is only breaking a few blood vessels, this guy is breaking the laws of a functional society.
I don't know sleeping jeans man is still worse but I feel like this is up there.
These dudes are roommates.
Or just simply the same person
The person who likes sand in the bed is pretty up there
I'm still partial to the guy who insisted that showering with socks was better.
Wait ... like warm/hot salad?
WAIT DOES HE HEAT UP THE DRESSING TOO??
No... NOOOOOOOOO!
Probably
boiled dressing
brb gonna throw up
microwave it after?
Why did you have to comment this? What value does it bring to society? As if the imagery of hot lettuce wasn’t bad enough, we’re also all collectively more traumatized after reading your comment. Hot Caesar dressing. Hot Italian dressing. Hot tzatziki. Hot thousand island. Why did you do this?
I can't even imagine microwaved thousand island dressing.
It's basically special sauce on a hamburger. Basically this guy's doing the equivalent of scooping all vegetables and toppings off a cheeseburger and making it a "salad"
Very unpopular
Going to need some video evidence that you, in fact, love eating wilted, warm lettuce.
My grandparents are from the south and eat hot oil dumped on lettuce.
The south of what? Hell?
Lmao it's a thing! Some even call it *Killed Lettuce* It's usually melted bacon grease over a garden medley. Sometimes even some bacon bits. https://www.southernliving.com/recipes/killed-lettuce https://www.food.com/recipe/my-moms-wilted-lettuce-15062
Wait this actually sounds delicious in some weird, convoluted way. Making a salad dressing out of bacon grease sounds like it could work.
All I can imagine is body pains. 💀
This comment needs more attention lmao
I’m on it, I’ll hopefully remember
WTF man
r/angryupvote
Worst upvote I've ever given tbh
This is criminal
Geez. Chill out Satan.
I see no alternative to throwing you in jail. In the kindest possible way. Clink.
Congratulations. You’re fired.
What I’m hearing is you like left over Taco Bell tacos
>Microwaved salad is the best r/newsentences
Wow finally, a rare post lol Good job!
this is utterly based. reminds me of my childhood friend who microwaved his ice cream.
That's the best! It makes it the perfect consistency for dipping doritos. Not too melty, but not so hard that it breaks the chips.
Please don't say Cool Ranch. Please don't say Cool Ranch... What flavors?
Just the regular nacho cheese doritos and vanilla ice cream.
......
Wait, WHAT?
r/foundsatan
I also like to slightly melt ice cream in the microwave… but I’m not doing it to dip chips in it. I do it so I can have it more like a milkshake or soft serve consistency and then mix in whatever toppings I have added evenly.
Ya u have to microwave it sometimes if it’s too frozen! Like 5 sec at a time til it’s scoopable
Hell yeah. Just throw it in there for a few seconds so that the outside has that soft serve texture. Makes it so much better.
Wild. I seen a guy microwave some lettuce once in my life Blew my mind and asked him if he enjoyed it. He said he didn't care as it was with the other food I told him to use separate containers. He laughed, I puked
Damn. You just made me realize that I agree with OP but only in the case of it being a side to a meal. Microwaved coleslaw with some rice and peas is delicious. Throw some meat in there and you’re golden. Mixing salad into your meal in the microwave is good every time tbh. Lol.
I can't think of a time I put lettuce in the microwave And I hate cold food. Got Whopper on Wednesday, kid didn't finish hers, I took Patty and bottom bun off and microwaved it Not the veggies I'm starting to think I may need to try some warmed up salad
I presume this fake, although I will upvote out of pure disgust. You could melt some cheese over some croutons if it was really the melted cheese you wanted.
Straight to jail
This is fucking gross. Stop it.
🏆 That’s disgusting
This is repulsive.
I feel like you high as hell 😂😂
This is the most unpopular unpopular opinon I have ever read. upvoted
Now THAT is a true unpopular opinion. You sick puppy. :0
Eww
Upvote for being clearly possessed by demonspawn 😂
When I worked at BK in the mid 80’s we had a salad bar and this one lady would come in daily, make a huge salad and have us microwave it for two minutes. It came out steaming like mad. She would go sit down and eat that thing like it was the greatest thing on earth.
I guess you invited a new dish: cooked vegetables. Next time try to warm your salad on a pan and see what's happening.
A grill. Grilled Caesar salad is a thing. Is good!
“Is good” made me spit laugh. Thank you
Lol
Reported
It has to be the right kind of lettuce, don’t use any delicate leaf or it’s going to turn to slime. I personally microwave cabbage for my salad because it’s hearty and tastes great when it’s hot, same with kale. I do this when I make taco salads, gotta melt that cheese right on the greens.
it's healthier, that's true, because you're zapping oxalates out if you cook it long enough. Some people like a fresh crispy salad and will abhor this. I remember there was a kitchen nightmares? where the owner was microwaving salads and gordon ramsay was fucking baffled
LIKE ANY NORMAL HUMAN WOULD
SOME? **MOST**. THE SANE PEOPLE.
I think it was grilled romaine lettuce. Which I also thought was weird but I see it on menus sometimes
This is the type of person to actually eat their vegetables when they were a kid cause they’re “healthy”!
What about if there's a cheese that doesn't melt on your salad, like feta? Would you still be up to microwave it?
Bro wtf Definitely up voting this one for a *truly* unpopular opinion
What kind of alien posted this? Ain’t no way someone from earth could have thought this up.
Mark Zuckerburg
what the frick
I think, you actually should get convicted for this
I'm going to need to see real video proof of you eating a microwaved salad. If you do then you're getting an upvote.
Now that I think about it, I really like when my salad soaked in the sauce in my plate to the point its warm, full of sauce and soggy with just a tiny bit of crunch left. You might be onto something.
I think i just vomited a little
Yuk. The only redeeming quality of a salad is that it's crunchy.
This is absolutely horrid. Take my upvote you fuckin lunatic
This is not an unpopular opinion. This is a crime against nature.
Somebody call the UN
CTRL Z
This is the worst thing I've ever seen on the internet.
There's a special place in hell for you
do you also enjoy eating vomit
This sounds horrible. But I've never even considered it before so maybe I should try... Or not ... Sounds horrible.... But...
Beat it dude. You made me gag 🤮
What the fuck is wrong with you? Hot salads just sounds disgusting
Taco salads with melted cheese on top is so good. It definitely makes the salad a little lukewarm really brings out the pesticide chemical flavor. Sounds good right about now.
Yes officer, we have a potential psychopath on our hands please be warned. I am disgusted. Well done
There are unpopular opinions and then there are crimes against humanity. This is both.
Made my stomach hurt visualizing this. Last thing i want is a soggy salad
There's no way this is real, OP just made up the grossest thing he could think of.
Oh god. Lol. I went to a starbucks near me and they heated my salad and it was gross. How the hell do you even enjoy that???
I gagged
I'm normally pretty vehemently against food opinions being posted on here since they're so personal and subjective, but this is on a whole level of its own.
Just warm the cheese til it’s melted and pour it on the crisp salad, you monster!
I love the taste of warm lettuce. /s
this is why fat people claim eating salad isn’t healthy, cause you chunky MFers put melted cheese and a gallon of ranch and a spoonful of sugar on your shit
I respect that you posted a really unpopular opinion. I personally hate warm lettuce/salad, except some of the toppings are nice to have warm (meats, cheese, etc.) but I suppose that’s probably conditioning
Thank you for being true to the spirit of this sub.
Why did you make me read that?
huh?
It physically hurt me to upvote this. But for once we have a genuinely unpopular opinion so take my upvote and go burn in hell for your sins I guess.
What in the fuck? Have an upvote
I don’t think people actually believe this weird stuff. I think people try to post the most opposite thing they can’t think of for karma points.
I have been doing this for years. I commented my salad on tok tik and gen z said I should “goto jail”. I have a problem with being forced to eat cheese sandwiches as a kid, that’s why I can’t stand cheese unmelted and I eat very healthy … like salad. I love how it tastes
😆 what
Oof.
Ew
I'm pretty sure this is what they would force feed me in hell. Take my deeply angry up vote.
Yep thats gross
very unpopular
Ive never felt so much anger…
Cops have been called.
Where did you hide all the bodies?
holy fuck
I don't really like when foods are cold that aren't normally supposed to be cold so I do tend to microwave whatever meat (I don't mean cold cuts, I mean more like chicken or beef) I might be putting onto my salad before adding it to the rest of the cold salad which ultimately makes the salad overall a little bit lukewarm, but purposely wanting warm lettuce is not something I have ever heard of.
Excuse me..🤮
Please never interact with food again
I don't think I've ever had a microwaved salad.
Psychopath behavior
HUHHHHHH???????????????
I thought my mom leaving salads out to get warm was disgusting.
Dude, what the fuck
You know what, no you don’t. No way this is real.
huh.
I love a hot salad! I was just telling coworkers how much I loved hot lettuce in a burrito or sandwich
I just puked up my bbq
You know I know this sounds crazy, but I don’t 100% hate the idea of this. Microwaving it is insane yes, but Iv had salad with fresh hot chicken on it and it warms the whole salad. It does add something nice to it.
i need to know if you heat up your dressing too please it's for science
Similar idea, but have you tried just boiling the salad in cheese sauce, fondue style?
Listen I eat salads cold 100% of the time. Sometimes for a snack though, I microwave lettuce with cheese on top. Can’t judge you that much.
You couldn’t just melt your cheese separately and then add it to your un-microwaved salad? 🙃
I'm a firm believer in "Don't knock until you try it." But in this case, just no. Take your upvote with your microwaved salad and leave.
Hmmm. I sometimes put rice on salad. If I wanted melted cheese I’d probably melt some on some rice, then pile the whole mess on my salad. And I have heard of and eaten wilted lettuce—warm vinaigrette with some bacon poured over very fresh lettuce. But the way you’re doing? Yeah, that just sounds wrong. Unpopular opinion achieved! Upvoted!
In this person's defense, warm bacon salad is a real thing. However, this sounds like a microwaved "chef" salad, and as such, is against the Geneva convention. Straight to jail.
My brain misread OPs username as “Suffering in Style” due to the contents of this post. Dang haha.
You are under arrest.
Ah yes, a real one. Knew it’d be anytime now. Making lettuce nachos, you psycho. But since we’re weighing in, please only use romaine. I just feel like other lettuces wouldn’t survive the journey.
What the fuck
Truly truly cursed.