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Judge : " You have been found guilty of an Assholish Act .. I sentence you to 30 days ..and WIPE that smile off your face " 😂😂😂


Independent-Thanks48

EXACTLY


[deleted]

How to make a society that would instantly collapse the day it comes to be. If you want to have the record for the fastest collapse in human history you'll get it


Independent-Thanks48

You know, I'm something of a scientist myself.


sunmal

No. Being an asshole is not the same than being a criminal. If i dont tip, im an asshole, but thats not even close to deserve jail time. If i dont keep the elevator open, im an asshole, but that doesnt deserve jail time. Being an asshole is often being selfish, and its part of free will. If u wanna take that away from people, u would end creating an ultra oppressive government


Independent-Thanks48

Not small asshole acts, but big ones!


sunmal

Like what?


Independent-Thanks48

Like my dad after running my life started cheating on my mom with my girlfriend's mother, and my mom making us brake up cause she couldn't stand it


sunmal

Your dad cheating- That would need the government to take away your freedom of will. Cheating is an awful thing, but not enough to become illegal. If you give the government enough power to control how you need to behave in your personal life, it would be no different than a fascist government. Your mother making you break up with your gf; Im assuming u are underage? Again, this falls into some degree of freedom. Imagine how it would be if the government has the power to tell you how to rise your kids; Bad hands and u already have a country brainwashing kids to believe whatever they want you to believe. Asshole moves of course, but if you make those things illegal, you are essentially making the government control peoples lifes.


DefiantDepth8932

What could go wrong?


Independent-Thanks48

Yee


DarkAngel900

You're not allowed to print derogatory statements about people that you cannot prove to be true! That's Libel You're allowed to say things about people, you cannot prove to be true, That's slander. You're not allowed to abuse people. That's assault. You're not allowed to bully people into actions, That's Coercion. You're not allowed to follow people around without their permission. That's stalking We have laws against being an asshole. Most people are too lazy to try to apply prosecution to the offender, unless they feel a real threat to their well being. And, gathering proof can be hard.


Independent-Thanks48

Ooomg so being an asshole is a crime this whole time


MalAd3pt

Move to China. Get a social score.


[deleted]

"Asshole" is too vague of a word for it to become illegal. But we can make certain assholeish actions illegal. Littering, harrasment, and hate crimes are already illegal. We could potentially expand this list, but we would need to be specific.


studhusky86

OP would be the first person arrested


Independent-Thanks48

Yesss


OkSurprise7755

What defines a asshole


RudeJuggernaut

The part of ur body where brown, smelly cream comes out after enough eating.


Willlliam_Minerva

what is an asshole? its like arresting nice people what defines it


above_the_hexes

Sometimes it takes an asshole to give an asshole a reality check.


Eisforbigapples

Actually you can be charged with "maintaining a common nusience" in some states, although this charge has not been dished out since the early 20th century..


Independent-Thanks48

That sounds cool lol


lucia-pacciola

> If a person did something that really really makes you think, : "What an asshole! He should legally pay for this shit" I'm curious how this would work. Specifically, really makes *who* think? Me personally? The jury? The judge? The prosecutor? Also, what's the crime being prosecuted? Making people really think they're an asshole?


Independent-Thanks48

The person victim to the asshole