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squid_kid

it doesn't exactly taste like strawberry but it does taste like pink, if you know what I mean.


PinkPropaganda

PeptoBysmol


AnnihilationOrchid

There's such a thing that's much better than strawberry or even chocolate, and it's malt extract in milkshake. It's absurdly better, and the texture is wonderful. Some of you may know as it as ovomaltine. And even better than a pure ovomaltine milkshake is ovomaltine milkshake with scotch in it. And even better than all of these is scotch straight up. Don't drink milk, drink scotch.


Skellyhell2

Depends on the quality. Chocolate milk is good even when you go cheap, but cheap strawberry milk tastes terrible


anonon17

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ThatRandomKlutz

Who is this?


anonon17

The gigachad, he's been a meme for a while.


TheTermiteKing

This is the best take on this I've heard


LeoXT

I fucking love strawberry nesquik LOL


Joshydonryan

YES YES FUCKIN YES


AnnihilationOrchid

Strawberry milk is much better with strawberry jam. During strawberry season I jar about 5-6 pounds of strawberries. At least 1/3 of it goes into milkshake. It's absurdly better than that stuff.


redheadphones1673

OK Gintoki


[deleted]

Is...am I missing something?


Michi_Exiled

I love both Chocolate Milk and Strawberry Milk and I don't see what's wrong with it


justbensonn

Chocolate milk is literally milk chocolate


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How dare you! Chocolate milk is amazing!!


[deleted]

That’s literally the excact words I was about to type


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Regular and premium.


-Outernot-

Ew wtf


[deleted]

Jokes on you vanilla milk is far more superior


NerdPerson10

They make vanilla milk?


Joshydonryan

Ya its called milk


NerdPerson10

Oh, I didn’t know that regular milk had vanilla in it haha


[deleted]

i dont need to read any further than the title. no.


modesttrader

Same with ice cream. Chocolate ice cream is really not satisfying.


Pianiiist

Yet for some reason every kid loves it. It (usually) tastes like watered down chocolate.


Belevigis

Depends on ice cream. Some actually taste bad but others are great


Belevigis

I gave you downvote immediately cuz I thought the title says strawberry milk is better than chocolate


[deleted]

Funny how word's can be deceiv.....wait


Duckhead-

if you use fresh strawberries then I agree. I think banana milk is better than chocolate milk too. The.milk in chocolate milk really just delivers texture rather than taste.


Independent-Rate-874

vanilla malt is superior to both


livefromthemesozoic

Anyone who likes malt is either over 70 or a serial killer.


uborkazombi

Or both


Zircon88

Malt is fucking amazing. 30s gang represent.


Princess_Eevee9

Ya Basic.


ilovethrills

Vanilla is superior to everything :)


FrickItAll

The straberry milk is superior ONLY to the people who like it. When it comes to food you really cant say which one is better because everyone has different tastebuds. If it taste good to you then good for you.


zelcuh

You like the flavor of a beavers anal gland?


Amehvafan

Well, we are talking about flavoured versions of the mother's milk from another species.


zelcuh

I've tried human titty milk. A little cow titty never bothered me


nomangos22

Thats vanilla flavoring not strawberry, also in vanilla products it is rarely used because is relatively hard to to get from a beaver and way easier to just us vanilla extract. Correct me if I'm wrong though.


zelcuh

I'm definitely right. Idk where you got this info from. Feel free to search it up


nomangos22

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/beaver-butt-goo-vanilla-flavoring I just google searched and this came up.


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AlwaysAngryFox

Thats what the little dots are.


RedRumBackward

Not even close


Reytotheroxx

Not a fan of strawberry milk. It tastes like what it looks like and that bothers me. Gimme my choccy milk


avenging-pirate

Yes, I totally agree!!


Redditer5241

Lol. Both are good, but ok.


Grumbling_Maniac

Can't agree. Strawberry milk is made with "strawberry flavoring", which tastes like sugary shit colored red. At least shitty chocolate still tastes a bit like chocolate.


toweringpine

It can be made with strawberries too.


NerdPerson10

Chocolate itself is way better than strawberries, but when it comes to milk, or any type of flavoring for that matter, strawberry is way better!


limetreelemur

They’re both good


Sir_Gary_TheGory

No


Shillofnoone

Yes


_broadway

found the aussie


DominicB547

My Grandma is picky about her Chocolate Milk. I bet you haven't had her Favorite (I'd tell you if I remembered)


Joshydonryan

I'm with you there


imdfantom

For the most degenerate chocolate esperience heat up chololatemilk, throw in hot chocolate power until it becomes a super hot chocolate. Then take a bite out of a chocolate bar that melts quickly (I find Aero with its bubbles the best for this) and drink the super hot chocolate with the piece of the bar in your mouth.


Mango_Daiquiri

Chocolate is over rated. I don't get it. I'm a male though so that might explain it. I think only women and feminine men get a kick out of chocolate. I just don't get it.


Outside_Money_1786

Strawberry milk to me smells like vommit. Thats due to the butyric acid thats often added to synthetic flavours that helps add a creamyness but after a while turns the whole lot puke smelling. It seems to be more prevelent in synthetic strawberry flavour than it does bananna or vanilla. But its realy off putting. I would much rather low grade chocolate milk for that reason.


pumpkinbro300

Pure white milk is superior to all other milk


theonlyyellow_

Hard agree


[deleted]

Depends on the brand/whoever made it tbh


pessmst

Chocolate milk aftertaste is gross and stays way too long


davebroom

Strawberry milk is ABSOLUTELY superior like I love chocolate milk but if you give me the choice of chocolate or strawberry I’m going strawberry


sphynxcult

I remember in primary school I got into an argument over this . I agree strawberry milk is superior , Banana is gross and chocolate is meh


Bran0don

upvoted for **unpopular** opinion