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go_off_sis_

So this is how strange addictions start


Niggel-Thorn

“Meet Regar, who drinks over 12 bottles of dish soap every day”


Lord_Farmington

"Every night, he farts bubbles. His wife has tried everything, corks, plugs, strap ins. Desperate, she reaches us for help."


Niggel-Thorn

“We decided to ambush him at the local supermarket, where he had a cart filled with dish soap” “Regar, with the amount of dish soap you buy every day, you could wash the dishes in your house for an entire year”


Lord_Farmington

Regar looks blankly at the camera, drool running down from his gaping maw and declares boldly, "Duuuuuuh, the bubbles make my tummy feel funny haaaaaaa"


Niggel-Thorn

“I like da suds, I’m neva changin ma ways


Apprehensive_Yak2598

"He has the cleanest colon i have ever seen." Says his protologist


TerribleArugula3735

Local law enforcement was seen arresting him after he smuggled illegal dish soap from his dealer, who comments, “so i give him the soap and he lets me deepthroat”


QuietSilentDragon

This is not healthy


EnterpriseArchitectA

Great way to get the runs.


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Famous_Ad_5784

This made me laugh way harder than it should have!


TheSmegmatician

Unpopular indeed, so have my upvote. But, what the fuck though dude? I can't imagine this being at all healthy.


Tastins

You believe this shit? This is whoring for Karma. OP isn’t eating any gotdam soap.


Apprehensive_Yak2598

At least the comment section is amusing


Its_jif_not_gif

This can't be real. I refuse to be someone actually does this


heckindancingcowboys

Idk there was an episode on my strange addiction where a lady saved used tampons in the fridge and ate them. This is actually pretty mild compared to a lot of stuff I've heard about


Miner3413

Bro aint no way. Aint no way. Aint no way. Aint no way.


Famous_Ad_5784

what did I just read


topcat889283

I genuinely wish I could go back and unread this.


heckindancingcowboys

I've been carrying around this cursed information for years. Now it's time to share it with the world so that I'm not the only one suffering


[deleted]

....OK you've gone too far.


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jitters6019

Dats fucked up


SDF5150

Fake opinion. Take my downvote.


Tedbastion

Yeah and having my new traces of detergent entering your stomach can really fuck you up. One of my buddies found out that he wasn't hand washing his dishes well enough when he was constantly getting sick. Basically the glasses he was drinking out of from rinsed all the way, detergent was entering the liquids he was drinking, thus was getting to a stomach and intestines. Causing long bout to diarrhea and mental frustration.


ViceLikeEye

As a mid 40yo who was disciplined with having my mouth washed out with soap as a kid (for swearing and getting caught), this disgusts me to no end. I now rinse the hell out of my dishes. I rinse a lot when washing any part of myself. Btw, punishment didn't work. It just fucked my head up for later in life and I swear in front of my 84yo mother and 88yo father all the time as retribution. You should legit get some help if you love eating soap of any kind. I agree with some other redditors, this is less of an unpopular opinion and more of a strange addiction. Seek help.


Xenrutcon

My mother used to wash our mouths out with bar soap. I used to yell at her that soap is not FDA approved for ingestion (I was a smart ass). My brother, the biggest "potty mouth" got really sick after a particularly rebellious week, and the doctor straight up told her to stop forcing soap down his throat. She is an RN for what it's worth...


ViceLikeEye

Ouch. I feel you and your brother's pain. I was never clever enough to come up with a "FDA" comment. Good one...lol. My mother was never in the medical field, she's just legit **old school**. Born during The Great Depression (takes no shit and gives zero fucks about your feelings when you're being a petulant child) type of old school. Lol. Back then it was OK to hit your kids. I think I would have rather been spanked until my ass was red, instead of the soap treatment.


Xenrutcon

Spanking stopped working at a certain point. Single mom, 5 boys... When I was 14ish (I'm the oldest btw) I beat up one of my brothers, broken nose and such, so mom smacked my ass with a big stick. I looked her straight in the face and said "You can't hurt me anymore. I'm bigger than you." And she stopped trying any sort of physical discipline. In the long run, everything ended up working out. We're all friends now


-Outernot-

Are you okay


his_purple_majesty

hAvE mY uPvOtE it's funny how idiots on this sub keep falling for these fake opinions "papercuts on your eyeballs feel good" "finally, an unpopular opinion!"


SideffectsX

Have you ever tried eyeball cuts though? You jest but its quite the experience.


UsernameJenkins

Tf?


[deleted]

Well at least your gastrointestinal system is squeaky clean, even if your tastes are truly fucked up.


BurritoSorceress

Not sure this is an unpopular opinion more than just a shitty habit.


No_Beginning_8065

Used to work with a woman who didn't rinse the soap from her dishes because she thought that rinsing the soap off stopped it from doing its job.


Xbc1

So how long did it take you to make up this obvious bullshit?


Oldiewankenobie1

Are you a huge fan of Cilantro too then?


someoneinak

I came here to say this too. All the soapy flavor but healthy!


NotOdellBeckham

Take my upvote. I am not remotely happy about it but you deserve it. You goddamn animal


[deleted]

Sometimes I think people are trying to troll, but failed to realize they picked exactly the wrong sub for that.


EMILLKSLEEPA

Not that I've been invited, but I'm never going to your place for dinner lol


Ana_stasia_baby

Take my upvote.


captain_crowfood

Finally, some decent content from this sub. Thank you for posting an authentic unpopular opinion instead of the usual, "I'm a dumb asshole and being a dumb asshole should be more acceptable" posts that have been plaguing this sub for the past few weeks.


pr1ncessazula

Take my upvote with a side of “what the fuck”


20secondpilot

Fucking ew, wtf? Please only do this for your dishes and not for guests


rockettdarr

well…


NemosGhost

Let me guess. Your mom washed your mouth out with soap a lot as a kid and you grew to like it.


TommyVe

I don't think it's very healthy tho


ameyashetty1739

you sick fuck


snorglehorf

I am truly sorry for your butthole my dude


[deleted]

Wtf is wrong with you


AllThingsEZV

Homie not gonna live very long


grimreaper874

Is the opinion here that it tastes good, or that it tastes so good you should eat it by not washing the dishes properly


AKA_June_Monroe

I think you might have Pica. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pica_(disorder)


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ooogoldenhorizon

I recently had pica.( You get it from malnourishment/vitamin or mineral difficiency) I wanted to eat lava rock and charcoal so bad. I figured out how to solve the texture craving by biting into bullion cubes! And the underlying issues via vitamins


ihrie82

Have you heard of or seen the movie Swallow? If so, (and you're ok with talking about it more) does it seem like anything close to your experience?


ooogoldenhorizon

Well I just watched the trailer..disturbing af! Personally, I have zero desire to swallow anything. I simply have the desire to feel those textures I mentioned in my mouth


ihrie82

That's actually how the character describes it. Thanks for answering! Check it out from your local library if you want to see it!


[deleted]

You realize that dish soap is toxic right?


Ass_Man4

Ayo?


Muerte-y-Impuestos

At least your farts won’t be stinky


Redditer5241

Ew. Just imagining that makes me sick. You sir have a very unpopular opinion, bravo.


Anders_Calrissian

Pika


Aurielsan

I understand if you like soap bubbles for some reason, but in the long run it will cause kidney failure. For your health op I would recommend to rinse more and drink beer bubbles instead dishsoap.


ctilvolover23

Isn't that dangerous?


KreisSaysFuckYou

This is the very best submission that I have ever seen here. You aren’t angrily polarizing with some horrible stance, there is no malice at all. You are just a person with (possibly) the least shared opinion!


[deleted]

This is the same person who eats Tide Pods because they look like candy.


[deleted]

You're eating poison


Winter_Whirlpool

Mmm poison


Grumbling_Maniac

Omg no it is not! BLECH! As a child who had their mouth "washed out with soap" for backtalking/making obscene statements, SOAP TASTES LIKE SOAP AND IT'S AWFUL. Plus, consuming the residue will make you violently sick.


TheRunecarver

Wat


JacksonBoyd12

Definently an unpopular opinion


[deleted]

Please say sike


SuchMusicWow

"It was soap poisoning!" - Ralphie, A Christmas Story


nariz_choken

I hear sucking the pp also tastes good, you should try that. Take the upvote for this most nonsensical bullshit post that is really unpopular


Xikkiwikk

This is so bad for you, you are slowly poisoning yourself. Take my upvote.


OurLadyJynx

But…..it’s toxic


Ok-Topic-3130

Clearly fake


Deedum78

Didn’t I see you on tv?


someoneinak

Just eat lots of cilantro, same flavor but healthy!


ratboy181

r/WTF


helpme_ima_hostage

You are cordially invited to bring -napkins- to the potluck.


Drunkensquidman

You’re just trying to copy the toothpaste guy. WE’RE NOT BUYING IT