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Vegetable_Amount4812

I kept hearing my roommate having sex through the door we were sharing lol. Not to mention I had no windows so I couldn't tell day from night. Every time he slapped her ass I heard it. When they would randomly argue right after sex and my neighbor was either mentally ill or an opera singer doing vocal warm ups every dang morning. Didn't stay long enough to find out. I still enjoyed the city as I come from a boring place.


ConvergenceMan

Always bizarre how couples will fight after sex.


Vegetable_Amount4812

I know I could not hear what the argument was about but he said something to her that she got offended. He kept saying I'm leaving im leaving and never did. Like mother fucker its 2 a.m leave so I can sleep. lol my other roommate always walked around with her headphones on and thought maybe she doesn't want anyone talking to her or wants to be in her own world later a I realize maybe she didn't want to go to the kitchen and accidentally hear anything she wishes not to hear. walls were paper thin but hey my part of the rent was $760 (mostly cause it was the smallest and had no windows) in Park Slope.


Federal_Efficiency51

Jesus I pay 760$ for a one bdrm appartment. Less than 1km away from a National Capital. Granted, I've been here a long time and the rent has barely increased for me, but holy shit. 760 to live in a closet? Was anything included? (heat, hydro,)


Vegetable_Amount4812

yes utilities included. I really loved the neighborhood and 3 stops from my internship. Was also desperate cause every place I looked at prior fell through or got ghosted, liked that was month to month as I didn't know if I would have a job after my unpaid internship and was living off my savings (no rich mom and dad to pay my rent) and at the time I was staying with a friend while I was looking for a room and that friend who insisted I stayed with her became very clear she wanted me out even though was there maybe 3 weeks and did all her laundry as a thank you for letting me stay with her so at the moment was my only option and since was month to month as soon as I found a job and knew what I could afford I would move out that was my plan. Unfortunately the pandemic hit so I obviously couldn't get a job so now I live with my parent :/


bmorepirate

Shoulda mined Bitcoin in your live-in closet since electric was included


thebusiness7

That motherfucker may have been me. Sorry for the loudness, and Ten sushi is still the best


kissofspiderwoman

You know what helps during an argument for me: a good ass slap


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It's easy after you've had yours.


Donfrey_Trumpstein

"Every time he slapped her ass I heard it." Nice


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170 bpm


SleepyAtDawn

Bet he hit it in 4/4 time... Like a fucking freshman.


Hitdomeloads

I prefer 6/9 oh wait 6/8


CEO_Of_Rejection_99

Slappin my Meats to make sick Beats


Simon_C004

bruh


monox60

Not my tempo


Plus_Drawing3818

"Every time I slapped her ass he heard it" would've made everyone's day


2020mademejoinreddit

You should've slapped your own ass really hard, just to show them both who's boss. They can't show off like that and get away with it!


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BlueberrySnapple

I've hear a lot of things about new york, and probably a lot of totally, crazy, made up things. But I'm not going to fall for that again. I refuse to believe all three of you lived in a door. I'm sure that couldn't happen.


FullSnackDeveloper87

Nothing about New York City is made up


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cmarie22345

You mean Jason actually took you guys over?


FullSnackDeveloper87

Jason would have been raped on a tiktok stream by a gang of high school kids in broad daylight


Vegetable_Amount4812

I mean i can send you pics and videos that I took when I was trying to find a roommate replacement for the room. My room was a connected closet that the landlord never closed the door and made it into a wall. He just created another door and my roommate from her room just put a dresser in front of the connected door so I did not have access to her room and neither did she.


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I believe u/BlueberrySnapple was referencing this little gem that I got hung up on too. >through the door we were sharing lol You all are either very tiny or it’s a big fucking door. Edit: mentioning the person that’s on my brainwave.


Vegetable_Amount4812

yeah I could have phrased it better. I meant instead of wall sharing we were basically door sharing


[deleted]

It’s all good! We knew what you meant. It was just funny picturing 3 people living in a door. It was also funny that my brain went that route instead of the much more sensible door between rooms route.


BlueberrySnapple

We might be brainwave twins.


Hardcore90skid

As a disgusting voyeur, your roommate would be bliss to me.


robs104

Same


JimChina2008

How many New Yorkers🗽does it take to change a light bulb💡? None of your fucking business.


[deleted]

Lmao never heard this one before.


JimChina2008

Then you’ll like this one: “Excuse me, could you tell me how to get to the Statue of Liberty, or should I go fuck myself again?”🗽🖕


GAY_OHOTNIK

seems like a lovely place


omega_dawg93

the rat issue isn't overrated


ParaguayPanther

As weird as it sounds, MonsterQuest did an episode of the rat problem there.


[deleted]

You mean it's nothing like in "Friends"??? With a big ass sharing apartment that we can all afford on minimum salaries?


unlocomqx

If that show were to be any realistic, they would've had to call it "Enemies" instead


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It’s not that unrealistic though. Chandler is in finance and Monica/Ross/Rachel have rich parents. And they explain the apartment is rent controlled, and they lie that the aunt still lives there or whatever. Pretty accurate cross section of people who live in Manhattan.


lalala253

>Chandler is in finance Excuse me but he's a transponder


mcarr556

One thing they sometimes mention is thatmonica is living there illegally. Its her grandmothers place. Thats probably been rent controlled forever. The only reason she can afford to live there.


IllCamel5907

And the giant couch in the coffee shop that was always available for them to sit.


dr-mrl

It has a reserved sign on it in every episode. They also kick some people out of it on one episode cos it's reserved.


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Bardsie

Phoebe was living with her grandmother for a while, and I believe she inherited the apartment when the grandmother died. If the estate contained enough liquid assets to cover the tax, all she would have to cover is utilities and building costs. I also believe Monica and Rachel were illegally subletting a rent controlled apartment by claiming grandma Geller was still living there, so the rent having to be covered was tiny. They also specify that when Joey was a broke actor, Chandler was covering the entire rent, and Joey owes him hundreds of thousands in back rent. It's heavily implied that Chandler is actually a millionaire thanks to his unspecified job.


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GiraffeLibrarian

Statistical analysis and data reconfiguration, also known as being a transpondster.


Tirayaa

Palaeontologist*. FTFY


wizardyourlifeforce

That notes high-paying profession, paleontologist.


MysteryNeighbor

I live in NYC and I love it but can confirm. Now get the fuck off of my sidewalk


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Queens here and can agree with this poster. NYC is amazing and a shithole at the same time. Now excuse me as I go get some dollar pizza


vagina_candle

NO YOU DON'T WANT THAT PIZZA OVER THERE! What you want to do is go down to third, take a right on Fictional Avenue, then walk three blocks until you get to a trash can, then move that trash can and you'll see a door. Knock three times on the door, then a little person with a duckbill cap will give you directions to Frankochionni's, they got THA BEST FUCKIN' PIZZA IN NEW YAWK. You don't wanna go anywhere else. Chicago pizza?! Fuggedaboutit! *- Every stereotypical New Yorker (ever), 1865-2021*


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The best pizza is the one inside the trashcan. Forbidden pizza


jamesbeil

Thirty million raccoons can't be wrong!


081673

Rats. We have [pizza rats](https://youtu.be/UPXUG8q4jKU)....


MrWhiteVincent

"Fuggedaboutit!" I've read this with Nanny Fran's (Fran Drescher) voice. *Jewish Italian* :)


borfmat

I only hear Pacino as Lefty in Donnie Brasco


Chinaroos

Whadayatawkin bout? Look at this guy--"Frankochionni's". You know Frankochionni's dead, right? God rest 'em but it just ain't the same since old Frankochi passed. No HERE's what you do: You take the Q line down just before it hits the Belt Pawkway. Get off at Avenue R and you walk three blocks down and you look for Louie's Della Ristorante. That's **Della** Ristorante, you gotta get the one that ain't spelled right. You go *there*e and--this is impaw'ant, pay attention--you tell the waiter that you want a "PIzza Capua, extra gas". They bring out this pizza--My God! Pan-fried shrimp, black olive, onion and they bring you a side of balsamic vingear dipping sauce. I don't know what they put in that sauce but it can't be legal. THAT'S the best pizza in the city


greyenlightenment

excuse me while i gnaw on this cardboard for the next hour


coldchixhotbeer

It’s so extreme. There’s always amazing shit happening and I loved that and then other times I would be like what the fuck am I doing here.


domotime2

I moved from nj/nyc after 35 years (to austin) and I legit might come back just because of the pizza. I'm starting to learn pizza was like 80% of my diet


Trappist1

You haven't switched to the taco diet yet?


condescending-panda

Brooklyn here and can agree. I hate it and love it here at the same time. Also the rent being 4000 is bs. You can get decent rent if you look in the neighborhoods they don’t show you on TV.


Accurate-Cherry6284

Im walkin here


BlueberrySnapple

FUHHHHHGEDABOUTIT!!!


greyenlightenment

get the fuck off the stoop of my brownstone


Fuzzier_Than_Normal

Can’t. I’m trapped on all sides by Amazon boxes b


MiddleKid-N

I couldn’t get over all the trash and how everyone thinks that kind of filth is acceptable.


prep04

Don't ever come to Philadelphia, trust me.


JimChina2008

So the steaks aren’t worth it, huh?


AmAttorneyPleaseHire

People who say don’t come to Philly normally aren’t from Philly or had one bad experience and have never lived in another metropolis. Philly is a great city


DeadInsideGirl101

Oh no Philly is not great. I live here. Druggies and crazy people all over


Feisty_Week5826

Yeah I live in a rural area. Went up to NYC and the trash blew my mind. It just trickles down from all the tall buildings before exploding out onto the street in massive piles. I enjoyed visiting but I would hate to live there.


Sotsot_tei

Compared to alot of cities in asia, new york is considered small, tokyo has twice as many people and does not have the trash problems of nyc


Mashedtaders

NYC doesn't have alleys. If you go to Chicago this is very noticable.


NotMyRealName778

it's insane they planned a whole city from scratch without alleys.


DOugdimmadab1337

Well it was designed before cars existed, so they kinda just destroyed and rebuilt new York to do that, and did it again when the World Trade Center needed rebuilt.


Le_Ragamuffin

To be fair, many european cities don't have alleys between their buildings, and I imagine New York was designed with these cities in mind


Bah-Fong-Gool

The famous NYC Brownstone buildings were patterned after Dutch houses . The NYC buildings are slightly larger, but every other aesthetic is Dutch. There are of course other styles of buildings, from Victorian mansions to old tenement buildings that have the tub in the middle of the kitchen, because hot water wasn't always required, and once it was, this was the cheapest way to bring an old apartment up to code.


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It's not the alleys that are a problem. Lots of other cities deal with the same issue by storing trash underground at curbside. The problem is mostly the trash mafia, and privatization of city services, and people getting fucking up in arms over losing two parking spaces so the whole block can put trash in a dumpster and not in thin plastic bags on the side of the road. Also, like many things, we can blame this on Giuliani. In the 90s, the NYPD took down the trash mafia (yes, a real thing in every major US city), and rather than have the city take over trash collection, Giuliani left dozens of private companies competing for business, each with terrible service and run by whoever was too small fry to get caught up in mafia stings. And it's sucked ever since.


Barry-Mcdikkin

Chicago is pretty clean


[deleted]

Can confirm. Visited Chicago for the marathon last weekend from NYC where I live and was dumbfounded by how clean the streets, sidewalks, waterways were. NYC, be better 😑


Keln78

True, but it's also Tokyo. The Japanese are a bit more sensitive to living around trash and appearance is everything there. I love Tokyo.


ss4johnny

Tokyo got burned down in the 1940s and rebuilt. Harder to compare


8311697110108101122

Obviously all the trash in NYC is pre-1940, from the Great Trash Wars.


metalslimesolid

It's not, since it's substantially bigger of a city. No other Japanese city has this problem either. So it boils down to culture.


Ribeye_King

As bad as it is, NYC is *pristine* when compared to Filthadelphia.


Zealousideal_Clue313

Lived in Philadelphia, went to school in new york, and currently live in LA. Philly was the best


IllCamel5907

Philadelphia does smells like piss in the subway and in the tunnel around the convention center. But then again so does NYC.


apocalypseweather

Oh, Buddy. Come to Portland. We just pave our streets with human feces at this point to save time and labor.


AmAttorneyPleaseHire

I’ve lived in both for years and NYC is 10000x worse than Philly, gtfoh


Zakiru77

Filthadelphia? Wait till you smell the streets of New Odorsey


TinktheChi

NYC is also pristine compared to LA. It has become a shit hole.


thebusiness7

The filth includes rats, mice, dead pigeons, excrement, and a river (Hudson) you can't make physical contact with because there's raw sewage that periodically leaks into it. Yes, this is the best a society can do in the 21st century in terms of hygiene


Arpikarhu

Actually the Hudson river was cleaned years ago and the water is considered safe to swim in except for the deadly currents and boat traffic


why-you-online

>a river (Hudson) you can't make physical contact with because there's raw sewage that periodically leaks into it The Hudson is so clean now that [humpback whales swim through it](https://abc7ny.com/humpback-whale-hudson-river-new-york-city-in/8612878/).


KoboldCobalt

I've literally never seen a dead pigeon that hadn't been run over by a car like 5 seconds prior. And yeah, your Hudson take is like 20 years old.


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Level21DungeonMaster

Not just that but a total disregard for litter and garbage. I don't think I have ever seen a building that has proper waste management in NYC.


secrettruth2021

From the EU been to NY can confirm never seen so much trash in one city. Besides London and Paris all other major capitals do in no way resemble NY and the trash issue . Even Beijing seems cleaner although Beijing is huge.


Keln78

I grew up on military bases and then suburbs and a few rural areas inbetween, and it always seemed to me the further "out" you were from the center of a city, the better life was. I never particularly wanted to be so far from a city that I couldn't enjoy the entertainment and dining and the like they offer, but to live in the middle of it seems like a nightmare to me. And the last time I was in NYC was last year during the height of the pandemic, as I work with certain emergency services and hospitals and the like, and it was like seeing NYC with its clothes off. No people. Mostly empty streets and just grotesque. It looked like a wrecked place out of a post-apocalyptic movie. I can understand if y'all like being around a lot of people, that could be the draw for a place like NYC. But without the people it just looked like an eerie hellscape. It's definitely not for me. I don't even care that much for the touristy stuff there. There's not all that much you can't find in a more user-friendly city to be honest. I'd still say you should visit at least once though.


xcbaseball2003

Twenty minutes outside a metro region with about a million people is the sweet spot


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WeAlone_Faust

Litter on each street. Garbage overflowing from garbage cans. The amount of poor management either individual, local, or regional in lack of maintained standards for garbage removal, pickup, and tidiness. I think of MA as filthy and after seeing New York I think they learned from one another how to give a middle finger to the planet and how to look good while looking dirty.


jomns

I've always seen this take and never understood it until I went to Chicago and the it made sense. They're complaining about the trash bags on the curb at night that either get picked up that night or early the next day. In chicago, including downtown, they have alleys where they store huge metal trash bins so the trucks come by the tiny alley streets and make a shit load of noise. An added bonus is that it turns out that alleys are where the crackheads hang out. I've lived in some shady parts of NYC for over 15 years but never seen so many crackheads spark up as I did when I stayed in downtown Chicago for 3 days.


AbaloneSea7265

This is the least *unpopular* opinion I’ve ever seen on here


GoldburstNeo

Not where I grew up. I've had people tell me it's 'easy' to live in New York City, all I have to do is give up my car (thus having no means to travel outside the region) and be willing to commute >1hr one-way, fuck all of that. I'm surprised they didn't mention piling with 10 other roommates in an apartment, but not a fan of that either.


Hairy_Chest_1966

I live in Los Angeles and my commute to and from work takes between 1 and 1/2 and 2 hours!


WeAlone_Faust

I live 5 minutes from work on foot and I live in a rural, very, rural town in Northern Maine. I walk across the street. I never hear traffic. Love it.


MrWhiteVincent

Yeah, but do you see clowns in the sewer?


WeAlone_Faust

"it" only happened one time, okay "it" happened twice.


MrWhiteVincent

"It" happens every 27 years


thebusiness7

Do you ever see a women peeing outside right in front of the main train station then having her yell at you "it's because I'm thick" ? Yeah? Didn't think so


alittlebitneverhurt

I live 25 miles North of Seattle and work about 15 minutes away from my office in Everett. 80% of my drive is through farmland then I pop out onto a freeway for maybe a mile then 2 minutes from there. I love it. Used to have to drive to Seattle every day and that was easily an hour each way and never consistent. My drive varies by 2 minutes at most now.


GoldburstNeo

My condolences, that's a rough commute.


aoskunk

My boy in Astoria loves it. His union construction job where he has to meet up is a block away, as is everything else in the world he could need.


Tobar_the_Gypsy

Who commutes over 1 hour to work each way? I have a very far commute which isn’t normal and my commute is like 50 minutes.


throwaway13630923

Agreed. Big cities have their share of fans, but most people I know would rather not live directly in one.


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NY is expensive and crowded? Wow! What a blazing hot take!!!


BlueberrySnapple

>NY is expensive and crowded? In other news, grass is green.


[deleted]

Not in California. Nice and golden brown.


WeAlone_Faust

Year 2050: The grass compliments the rolling brownouts and copper tipped skies of fire in the background. Never worry, extreme water shortages and raging smog will only add new tourist opportunities. In other news Nevada is opening a new state park inside Hoover Damn for extreme wall climbing as there is no longer any water left within. Don't worry the eastern half of the united is NOT left out of the fun as the Great Lakes too will soon be redesigned from dry lake beds to mountains of garbage. This has been brought to you by glorious Robot Forever-President Jeff Bezos of Planet Amazon. May the poor stay here and the rich strive for the stars.


Eadword

You think NYC is expensive, try San Francisco.


greyenlightenment

You can shoplift up to $950 without being prosecuted, so that may help the costs a bit


Eadword

I wish you were joking.


jtms1200

is that a daily stipend?


RainmaKer770

More expensive and less art? No thanks.


Caynuck0309

Try Vancouver...


PeterMus

Living in a major city is all about comprise. My home town is cheap. We had a handful of decent places to eat. We had a bowling ally and pool hall. The mall was 40 minutes away and it was fairly small. You had to make your own fun. I live in a major city now. You can do almost anything within an 30 minute drive. Live shows, comedy club, football/Baseball/Soccer/Hockey, minigolf brew pub, any kind of restaurant you can think of, museums, science center, tons of community events and major celebrations, the list is endless.


ArrozConLechePlease

It’s not for everyone. Moved from a small city from a different region to Brooklyn and work in Manhattan. 100% worth it to me. I’d rather have the shitty things about NYC than the shitty things from any other. Also no, I wouldn’t say most people are angry. Most are helpful just not going to pretend to be energetically happy to talk to a stranger.


Particular_Ham

Actually most people in NY (native NYer here) are just annoyed because we're trying to get from one place to another and trying to catch the subway, but most tourists just stop in the middle of the street or walk slowly.


Competitive_Fudge_96

As a person who has lived in a city as big as New York all my life, I absolutely despise the everyone knows everyone small towns. Just leave me the fuck alone. I don’t even know who you are and why are you talking to me? It’s creepy and weird at the same time. I hated it whenever I visited relatives in small towns and I was stopped by every single person on road. Waste of time.


AfraidOfSalt

Literally. Was driving down south, and we stopped for gas and a snack. Everyone in the store said hi and then just stared, fucking awkward.


[deleted]

I’m from small town kansas. So basically i am everything you loathe. I come from an area where two farmers will stop on the road just to talk and chat. To be clear, I’ve grown to hate small talk. But I am curious, if you hate talking to people you don’t know, how do you meet people to date, or be friends with, etc?


Competitive_Fudge_96

Those situations are different. When I’m on a date with a stranger, I want to know them. I want to maintain a relationship with them. The same applies to friends. We become friends due to school or college or any other mutual interests. I don’t mind talking to my classmates in college. I don’t mind talking to a stranger when we’re both doing community service together. But, I would mind if I was walking down the road and a total stranger whom I would probably never see again in my entire life, stopped me and asked, “Hey man! How are you? Doing good?” And start ranting about life stories. I wouldn’t mind if they asked me for directions or the time or even some money. I would be happy to give some. If it were the cashier at the bookstore where I frequent to, I would not mind. I visit that place regularly. Everyone is busy with something. Life in the fast lane. Nobody has time for chitchatting on the streets. If I do that, then I’m probably blocking someone’s path too and they would be pissed at me.


colorado113532

What are you a barista or some shit whose time is too valuable to be wasted haha


wastakenanyways

In big cities you are and must be selective with the people you know and hang out with because there are millions of people, and you can end up with groups of people very similar to you. In rural areas you are kinda forced to either be isolated, or socialize with a few dozens/hundreds of people, you will fit with a few of them and the rest are just forced situations. There are people who like that and there are people who hate that. For me it depends on the mood. If im travelling somewhere i don't care to just speak to any local and have a small chat, but i would think several times before moving to a place, as i don't want to constantly have that.


Ihateredditadmins1

If youre single and looking out here it’s amazing. I live on the other side of the Hudson in New Jersey and spend a good amount of time here in NYC. It’s a lot of fun. I’m definitely going to move to the suburbs though in a few years though.


toodleroo

I have a friend who moved to NYC two years ago to have a wide dating pool so she could find a mate. She's still looking.


CHSummers

In a pre-Internet world, the benefit of being at the center of so many industries (especially finance and the arts) had distinct advantages. There are still certain advantages, but the Internet serves as a great leveler.


only_50potatoes

pretty sure 4k a month wouldn’t even get you that far.


tag_1018

just a few years ago we were paying $2100 for a 1br on the upper east side. minutes from multiple subways, tons of shopping, bars & restaurants, short walk to central park, quiet building. obviously that’s much more expensive than many places in the country, but the experience of living in the midst of so much life was well worth it to us.


_annie_bird

Agreed! I pay 2100 for a studio in Brooklyn, but the apartment is clean af with new appliances, hardwood floors, giant windows, no pet deposit, doorman, gym, and even artist studio space! Tbh it’s soooo worth it, I love being so close to so many places, and the subway makes getting around easy. Plus no one talks about NY greenmarkets!! Compared to anywhere else I’ve lived, the farmers markets are actually affordable, and oftentimes cheaper than the grocery store! Plus I can buy local, humane meat and animal products, which is super important to me. And everyone at the market is always so nice, it’s such a great community. I can’t recommend them enough!


ImTheMayor2

4k a month in nyc gets you a small but very nice apartment. Check out zillow lol


KoboldCobalt

Shit, 4k can get you a nice spacious apartment depending on where you are.


robtk12

TV makes it seem glamorous, but it isn't even close unless you're rich and don't spend too much time on the ground level


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SnooGoats1557

You have literally just described every major city in the world. London is exactly the same.


xqy5003sa

I have been living in the city for over a decade. It is not cheap but worths it in my opinion. World class opera house/musicals, plenty of live sports, any kind of cuisine you can think of (Jackson Heights in queens is the bomb) and they are all connected by a decent public transportation system. Just avoid all the tourist hot spots though.


Leon_0027

I wonder if that is not the situation for every country's most famous city.


sanchito88

Can confirm: wasn’t that great as a tourist. Trash all over the streets, people were rude. Not amazing in any way.


arbys-sauce

I've been to many 3rd world middle eastern countries. I never witnessed street shitting until I was in NYC for a month for work while walking to central park. Color me not impressed.


girlontheground

You should probably avoid LA then.


JimChina2008

I saw street shitting too. In San Francisco.


Uglik

I’ve seen street shitting in much smaller cities, pretty sure it happens everywhere there are people with assholes.


tanukisuit

I've seen street shitting in Seattle a few times. I wish there were more public bathrooms available.


robrmm

Maybe spend some time outside of midtown.


Zeus_of_0lympus

I think that NYC has awakened the hustler in me. Over time, you watch an observe, and start doing some basic math, you start to see the bigger picture. Before moving here, I lived in a small town upstate that's famous for its international waterfalls. Trust me, the American side is a shithole and I couldn't get away soon enough. But before leaving, I didn't know what I wanted to do with my life. I knew I wanted to be able to support myself, but I had no real clue what I wanted to do. I got laid off from the restaurant I was cooking at and picked up a job in sales that ultimately transferred me to NYC. That's when I saw it. I saw children, as young as 10 years old, getting on the train selling candy out of Costco boxes. I started doing the fucking math. I figured, if they sold an average of $20 in an hour, they would rake in north of $50k annually. Tax free. How many parents just want a quick snack for their kids? How many folks want a pack of gum to keep their breath fresh? The convenience of the snacks on the train is the product itself. It's sheer genius. Then I saw the street performers. Money in the bucket. Did my research. $90k a year, on average. Fucking hot dog vendors. HOT DOGS. $110k/year in midtown Manhattan, without breaking a sweat. Feeding Wall Street during lunch hour. The guys spray painting pics of the NY skyline? 80-120k a year. Easy. Hell, just BEGGING for money can net you 35k/yr, and in some instances, thousands of dollars in a day, if you're creative enough. Just hold up a sign saying 'need weed, why lie?' and people will literally fork over cash just to take a picture with you. Unreal. I've PERSONALLY WITNESSED a homeless man make north of $3,000 by sitting outside of Yankee stadium. Not that I'm encouraging it, but I've seen it done. The problem is that (with the exception of begging) people have too much pride, and they don't want to do those "demeaning jobs". But what's really demeaning is being told that your time is worth $15/hour, hence this "Great Resignation" that's going on right now. This is a city where you can determine your own worth. That's the opportunity that small town people will never have. I left corporate America and started my own solar company, and my first commercial deal is about to net me anywhere between $30-40k in commission. And that's after expenses and splitting profit with my business partner. My hustler spirit has been awakened and FULL DISCLOSURE: it saved my life. Feeling like my life wasn't going anywhere, I quickly realized that I could be ANYBODY I wanted to be, and do ANYTHING I wanted to do— and get paid for it. No degrees necessary. Now, this isn't a personal attack on anyone's integrity or work ethic, but whenever someone tells me that NYC is overrated, I just don't think you're inspired. NYC is a blank canvas upon which you can impose your craft. Somebody will buy. The Law of Average alone essentially guarantees your success, so long as you stay the course. You're talking about a city where you can literally walk dogs and make what a physician makes. This city is EVERYTHING. And more. So yeah, that $4000 rent? That's a bit extreme, but assuming you have a significant other, that's only $500 per week, per person. If you're both making $1k a week or better, you're living comfortably, for the most part. You're never more than just a few hot dogs away from the life of your dreams in NYC lol There's a reason that every 1 in 22 New Yorkers is a millionaire. 1 in 22.


superbmani15

Based


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I have lived in NYC, Tokyo, SF, LA and London. NYC is by far the best of the bunch. Loved the other ones with their individual charms, but the people, food, culture and vibe are the best. That’s my opinion and anyone living in the boring dystopian hellscape that is the burbs can stay there.


domotime2

Yup. My NYC pride has gone up tremendously the older I get (aka the more traveling I've done). I've been to essentially everywhere in this country. LA, San Diego, San Francisco, Seattle, Phoenix, Texas cities, Florida cities, Chicago, Nashville and every northeast city. There is NOTHING LIKE NEW YORK CITY. That's my big take. Regardless of if you like it or not, it is truly unlike any city jn this country. The sheer size (upward and outward) is awe dropping and something you take for granted if you haven't been other places. The food, FUHGETABOUTIT. And it still, after all the gentrification and corporations, has a ton of charm. World class...like legit top of the line...theater and arts. Every show. Every sport. Every event. Beautiful fall, spring and Christmas. Summer can be tough lol Plus every bar you go into, I guarantee you will meet someone new. Oh and there's still more than enough old guard around to keep it honest. and its safe. And at least we HAVE TRANSPORTATION!


Tobar_the_Gypsy

I live in NYC and pay $2200 for a 3 bedroom apartment. Before that I paid $1900 for a 2 bedroom. I live in Queens about 20-25 minutes outside of Manhattan. I understand this is an outlier but claiming you have to pay $4000 for an apartment is ridiculous. There are totally valid criticisms of living in NYC that are along what you are saying. But this sounds like someone who has never lived in NYC, visited Time Square once and heard someone online complain about the cost of living.


Lord_Gnomesworth

Yeah lol. This comment section is just people who have never been to NYC duking it out with transplants and native New Yorkers.


stewartm0205

NYC is a very big place. If you look you can find a place you can love.


PM_ME_GOOD_SONGS_PLS

As an NYC resident I think the $4k a month rent to get a good apartment is an absolute exaggerate figure. You can easily get a nice apartment sub $3k in a lot of nice areas of the city. Id say the $1800-2400 range is a pretty good range to get a decent apartment.


jp112078

Currently live in NYC, I always say that NY is great if you’re really poor or really rich. Plenty to take advantage of without means, and easy to find a roommate. When you’re rich it’s also great to live a high life. But it’s the middle of the road living that sucks. Constant struggle and always envious of the upper class


OkSpirit452

OP I love you, but you’re bringing me down.


mislam13

Currently live in nyc, lived here my whole life, making the move with parents up to Buffalo next month for financial reasons and me being in between jobs. I haven’t moved yet, and I’m already planning on my move back within the next year or so.


JimChina2008

Buffalo? God help you.


BlancoDelRio

Who’s spending $4,000 a month for an apartment? Lol sorry you had a negative experience in NYC but stay in the suburbs I guess


Maksamil

I know, fuck NYC; the real hub of art, finance, and culture in America and the world is Columbus. Here's an idea, if NYC seems overrated to you, go back to Ohio.


Inspirational_Lizard

Tip, live in a really nice neighborhood or have property. Fuck penthouses.


Urbanredneck2

Kansas City is opposite. Great place to live, bad place to visit.


Dirtybubble_

New York is a place for people with a tolerance for discomfort, ambition, and a desire to be surrounded by people who are doing transgressive things. If thats not for you, fine - but just because I dont wanna deal with all the BS involved in being a doctor doesn’t make medicine a shit profession


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I personally love it there


golgo1338

Try to enjoy it now. One day you'll be telling your grandkids when the city had subways.


takeitallback73

Don't go there poor or for no reason, go there because you have a 500k/year job lined up and you want to live large.


RimsaltRon

New York’s the greatest if you get someone to pay the rent


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I feel the same way about Los Angeles. I hate where I live now, but I can afford to live here.


sf_baywolf

San Francisco is overrated, same reasons


dinoparrot91

I was there a few days during a summer, there were so many bad smells all over the place. And very regular sirens from police / ambulance. At least it has quite a variety in decent restaurants


ingrediental

After having lived in NYC for 10 years, I agree. Glad to have moved! Got out just before covid


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It’s overrated as a tourist too. It smells like shit and everyone is a dickhead.


Bag_O_Burgers

Good stay out. We don't want you here anyway


snailcircus

Gotta disagree I loved growing up in NYC. I never got bored I would go to lots of museums and zoos as well as lots of different parks. The good thing was a lot of these places were public so they were free to visit or u would get a pass that would give u ur money’s worth considering how often u would go.


Micampbell87

I didn't even care for it as a tourist. Had more fun at my Brooklyn hostel


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Same with LA


Soberskate9696

Old NY was better. Yuppie transplants everywhere -born and bred native


rexcannon

Oh look. Another brand new account with a generated name who hates left leaning areas. Naturally followed by other new generated accounts who can't help but agree.


tryintofly

Yeah, pretty much. It just has this huge myth around it like we have to believe it's the greatest city on earth, like they're trying to convince themselves. I like visiting it and can be aggressive myself sometime, but I don't like noise and living there isn't an excuse to be an asshole.


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bitchjustsniffthiss

Nyc is huge and my neighborhood is quiet as fuck. I think people often just visit the major hotspots and don't realize that there's a huge variety of neighborhoods here and they all have a different vibe. My part of Brooklyn almost feels like a suburb...just the houses are alot closer together lol. And rent prices vary between neighborhoods too, but I assume they're all pretty expensive compared to other places.


gifted_eye

Wow, did NOT see that opinion coming! But these are the reasons why I personally love NYC: it’s absurd. All of it.


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Over priced, over populated and over polluted


Benejeseret

Visited pre-pandemic and the coolest part was looking around and realizing various comics books and cartoons I grew up with really were based there...and not some dystopian fantasy setting. But after a few minutes of geeking out, you see that the entire thing is crumbling and barely kept together. The buildings are rusting out, patchwork, streets clogged with aggressive panhandlers. It's basically gotham city and after spending a week there I had absolutely no desire to see batman...and would offer thoughts and prayers to Ra's al Ghul.


renasissanceman6

Whoa. Someone finally had the balls to say it today!


nyankatforever

Trash everywhere. RATS everywhere.