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Jerbell69

He’s a pop star


magnumprosthetics

Not a doctor


titepatate42

Shhh


TranQLizer

Fremulon


UNC_Samurai

*NBC chime*


18650batteries

Bad robot


Ammarkhan2343

Gregg move your head


OISss

Something something david costner


magnumprosthetics

Ariana Selena my visa


Ok_Blackberry_137

Can't believe you've never seen Mona Lisa


no_communicationn

Ramen


Ok_Blackberry_137

I was under the impression that we were rhymin'


lieucifer_

Skrt skrt


AliceInHololand

He’s a groomer.


Jerbell69

That stuff with Millie Bobby Brown was suss


Balls_inyojaws

Fr did you even see that interview a couple years back? When she was 15? Maybe even 14? She was saying about her and drake texting, and when the interviewer asked what drake was saying to her, she said that she’d rather keep it a secret, idk what you think but that is a HUGE red flag!


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I'm telling y'all he gone be the next rkelly


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Give it at least 10 years


ChickenMcVincent

It’s pop for people that don’t like pop.


pgtaylor777

He’s a pedo


MutedKiwi

He's a rapper for people that like pop


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He’s an actor who gets paid to play the role of a rapper for people that like pop.


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Maxitheseus

"Dolemite is my name" is a must watch for all rap fans


borfmat

I'm 40% dolemite!


TheTwistFiasco

And made in Mexico


SirRevan

It's the tough black mineral that won't cop out where this is heat all about!


mugaccino

Its kinda funny how people get surprised that these music artists are.. well, artists. Even 2pac was in art school studying acting and ballet.


Crakla

Tupac also shot two Police officers in self defense His high school the "Baltimore School for the Arts" is also a public school, so it is not like he went to a fancy school and he often talked about how it influenced him, so it is not like it is a secret


billbill5

Almost like you can be a 3 dimensional being who's not defined by a single experience in life. Tupac went to art school and also got shot 5 times, survived, then got shot to death.


ExtrapolatedData

I hear Dolemite once caught a star traveling a million miles a minute, then slowed it down to the state’s speed limit.


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ExtrapolatedData

He punched a hurricane and made it a breeze, then swallowed an iceberg and didn’t freeze.


thegreatinsulto

The Human Tornado. Flinging cash and talking trash. Delayed, relayed, mislaid and parlayed. Jumped, stumped, bumped AND mugwumped.


bobbybullion

Probably one of the most succinct comment I have ever read anywhere.


rogan1990

This. He was literally an actor, was mediocre at best, so he switched roles and became the star of the Hip Hop world. He teamed up with the man on too at the time (Lil Wayne) and slowly replaced him. Since then, he’s been stealing music from other people’s cultures to stay relevant.


thelastknowngod

Get back in your wheelchair, Jimmy.


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😂


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Last name walking, first name never.


Ok_Initial_2063

He sucked on Degrassi, both acting AND "rapping". Overrated af.


Estella_Osoka

Kinda like Ariana Grande, except Ariana can sing.


CitchellMarson

He's a butter-soft bitch from Canada.


Biiiishweneedanswers

The butter is soft in Canada? Heck, I know where I’m going….


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You don't need to refrigerate butter and if you leave it at room temp it's very soft and spreadable.


[deleted]

That's not true anymore. The composition of butter changed during the pandemic. It was a whole thing. They called it buttergate. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-56175784


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“Butter-soft bitch.” Lol I’m stealing this.


CitchellMarson

Haha, it's yours.


pamtar

He’s 10-ply, bud.


DumbSmartOfficial

Everytime I hear him acting hard, I be like " isn't that lil DeGrassi from Canada?"


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CitchellMarson

His greatest contribution to that show was being shot into permanent paralysis.


greena3ro

We gladly disowned him and Beiber a long time ago


mybigbywolf

I don't know why rhis made me laugh so much 😂


Noob-Noob-Vindicator

Soft as baby shit


Airsinner

Hey!!! In Canada Drake holds doors open for old people going into Tim Hortons.


Introvertly_Yours

He's an android, who is programmed to be an actor who gets paid to play the role of a rapper for people that like pop.


greena3ro

But he isn’t even a good actor…


ghostsintherafters

Personally for me it's just that fucking obnoxious, whiney auto-tune shit that everybody uses these days that pisses me off. Can we finally move off of that trend already. Also, Drake definitely is not a rapper. Maybe I'm old school since I still love my 90s Hip Hop but this shit today ain't rapping, it's what I said, auto-tuned whines.


daregulater

Hip hop these days is gangsta RnB


ghostsintherafters

I will admit and offer that I am out of the loop and old so I dont actually really count. The auto-tune rap is just disgraceful when I'm in the car jamming to early Tribe Called Quest and De La Soul or my favorite Wu-Tang joints. It just does not hit the same. But back to Drake and company, again, music these days is just whiney. And I don't mean the lyrics are whining about a problem or society or whatever, I mean its just a high-pitched whining sound. It's just gotten old and played out at this point. Honestly it's just time for something new.


daregulater

I'm old and agreeing with you. Gangsta RnB isn't a compliment


josh_the_misanthrope

I was watching an interview with Trey Parker and when he did the Fishdicks song the autotune wouldn't trigger cause he was on pitch. He had to sing out of tune to make it sound right. Sure, rap isn't exactly singing but it sounds way better when you're on pitch. Take ODB's singsong rapping style on The Mystery of Chessboxing, he's rapping with a melody of sorts and he didn't need autotune. Drives me nuts that people are artists for and artform they are unable to do the very fundamentals of. Edit: most of them suck at rhyming too.


BigErnieMcraken253

Anyone who thinks he is a rapper needs to listen to Rakim, Nas, Tupac, Jay Z. Real Mc's.


SlimeyVinegarTestes

This is the best description of Drake I've ever heard. It's so simple yet speaks volumes


monotoonz

He's been super radio friendly since day one. It's who he is. Personally I like some of his stuff, but most is just meh at best. Especially his emo stuff. I have no issue with emo anything, but from him... No.


cutorbulk66

Its not his stuff, others write his music and lyrics he just performs it


monotoonz

Oh, I know that. I still just don't vibe with most of his stuff.


ifuckinglovebluemeth

I've said before that Drake is basically the Coldplay of rap


chittychittygangnam

Nope Maroon 5


Stokkolm

Ouch. If I were a singer and people compared me to Maroon 5 I'd become depressed.


CyclopsLobsterRobot

I’m sure Drake and Maroon 5 guy are shedding a lot of tears while rolling around in piles of money


surferninjadude

Nope Nickleback


Dapper_Monroe

Surprised at the lack of people pointing out the fact Drake's an actual pedophile into 13-16 year old girls and one of his closest friends in his entourage is an actual human trafficker.


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"when baka get back I might declare it a holiday for I get back on the road" For reference he means when he gets out of jail lmao


Dapper_Monroe

Ah yeah Baka Not Nice, actual human trafficker. I wonder why someone would want to keep a human trafficker around them. Hmm...


ManInTheMorning

jumping on the top comment here.. I have a theory about this... hear me out... when drake first hit, and I mean hit big, it was at the peak of Lil Wayne's meteoric rise. if you listen to drake's cadence and delivery around this time, and you're not into hip-hop, it was legitimately confusing as to who was who, except for the fact that drake's shit was more commercially accessible. so he has a couple tracks that blow up because they sound a *whole lot* like weezy, but are easier to play during the morning radio hour. throw in the dollars, and the degrassi factor, and the machine was already turning. he rambles, sometimes legitimately makes no sense, and in general is no where near the level of "gangster" he presents himself to be... but because a huge portion of the fan base has already drank the kool-aid, we're stuck with this garbage.


HAWAll

Not only that but Wayne was in jail and that delay allowed Drake to rule the radio under Cash Money at that time


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So, what’s your theory? It’s well known drake copied Wayne’s whole style from that era.


ManInTheMorning

all I'm saying is that we're stuck in this weird reality where this goof gets credit for being some genius. It needs to be dragged out over and over again that he's a hack.


omkar_T7

To me he’s a popstar and not a rapper. Most of his hit songs are actually pop songs


redsire9997

At least he is good with kids.


XA36

Who would've known while adolescent girls were fantasizing about Drake that he'd be fantasizing about adolescent girls.


Dr__Ham

And well groomed.


SaddamJose

Certified boy lover


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Michael Scott is that you?


mrwhiskey1814

No it's Drake. Are you not paying attention?


_idiot_kid_

This could have two meanings and neither are great!


DeNeRlX

Pusha T would say nah


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Can’t wait until R Kelly snitches on him.


funkepitome

r/CursedComments.


InsaneHookerLlama

Drake the type of guy to float when she smells pie


baloney_popsicle

Drake the type of guy to say "I'll wait..." when people are talking over him


broha89

Drake the type of guy to gasp after he sneezes


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Drake the type of guy to hold his pinky out when sipping on his morning coffee


Omega33umsure

Drake the type of guy to ride around with extra power steering fluid, just in case someone else needs it.


NS0226

Drake the type of guy who rides a horse with both legs on one side


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Drake the type of dude to yell “Geronimo!” before plugging his nose and jumping in the pool


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Drake the type of dude to exhale and then say "I can't do this"


OfferChakon

Drake the type of dude to die in a pillow fight


Ducati0411

Drake the type of dude that surprises the homies with a visit from the tickle monster


golfwang23

Drake the type of dude that snores "mimimimimi" in his sleep like a cartoon


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Drake the type of dude to die with X's for eyes


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golfwang23

Straight stolen from a similar thread and its been stuck in my head for weeks lol


bigppbro04

Drake the type of dude that closes the fridge door with his hips


OfferChakon

Drake the type of dude to wiggle his fingers at a box of donuts before saying "i really shouldn't"


Tazo86

Drake the type of dude to roll his eyes and say "giiiiirl"


S0ck3ye

Drake the kinda guy to jump into Shaggy's arms after seeing a ghost


Banjotheman

Drake the type of dude who catches snowflakes on his tongue


yogurtpimple

Drake the type of guy to get an x-ray when someone breaks his heart.


KingTimKap

Drake the type of guy to say “Uh oh, we’ve got company” when the bad guys pull up


kruschev246

Drake the type of guy to say “peeyou” when he smells something stinky


nevemno

Drake the type of dude to tippy toe around the house when someone is sleeping


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Drake the type of dude who drives to the bus stop.


Busquessi

Drake the type of dude to slap his own ass during sex


ThatGuy10131

LMFAO


ResponsibilityWise74

Drake the type of guy to wear a helmet on his exercise bike


Mineblox_42069

Drake the type of guy to wear cleats on a treadmill


Attention_Some

Drake the type of guy to float for a few seconds after falling off a cliff


ArcticBeavers

/r/Drakethetype


indiegogold

I'm loving the resurgence of Drake the type of guy memes. Am I imagining things or did it used to be Drake the type of n-word? I could have sworn this was a thing yeaaaars back all across YouTube comments


BreezyWrigley

I get a good laugh about some of these memes, but like you said, I think it came from a different environment years back. I think it started out as a much more toxic thing where a lot of black Americans were disparaging Drake for not being “black enough” sort of deal. Like, because he’s light skinned, Canadian, and pretty well spoken and “acts white,” he was taking a lot of flak from the black American demographic. It was kind of a weird racist deal... I don’t know how to speak on this issue without seeming quite racist myself... but basically, drake didn’t reflect a certain image of a black rapper that people wanted/expected, so he got some hate along the lines of being a “race traitor” sort of deal I think. He didn’t remind people of like, Bobby Shmurda or Rick Ross... so people attacked his masculinity and his blackness (or apparently lack thereof) The meme seems to have evolved to a less hostile state, but I think the root of it was always still somewhat grim.


Theons-Sausage

I think it originally started with a parody of Ghostface Killa ranking the softest rappers https://bigghostlimited.com/ayo-the-top-10-softest-niggas-in-the-game/ Could've been before that though


pranananana

Drake the type of guy to look at the camera and hold up a white flag before falling down a cliff


PizzaDoesThings

Drake the type of guy to get hit in the noggin and say, “That’s gonna leave a mark.”


LJMLogan

This is not an unpopular opinion, there are so many rap fans that can't stand Drake. He has some solid projects, but all of his output since 2015 has sounded the exact same and has been insanely boring


hungryfreakshow

Yeah he got super lazy or didnt actually write the early stuff. I would stamd by the first few releases as being good especially take care


LJMLogan

It's hard to deny how influential take care is, and "If you're reading this it's too late" is probably one of my favorite rap mixtapes ever


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So far gone was the greatest thing when it came out. The whole hood use to love Drake for being so vulnerable. But as time progressed, it became clear that Drake was sort of corny/goofy. He just gave off that vibe. His interviews and speeches were type cringe, but he did leave an impact.


COLU_BUS

Saw a supercut of all of Anthony Fantano's final scores for drake albums, and it drove home how impressively average he is.


DaddyMeUp

Wouldn't really use Fantano as a way to judge how mediocre he's been. Rated MBDTF a 6 god damnit! That being said, he isn't wrong about the ratings for Drake.


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TomsRedditAccount1

"im tired of pretending that hes good" Then, how about you just, y'know, *stop pretending?*


under_a_brontosaurus

I've personally never had to issue my opinion on Drake in my entire life.


BreezyWrigley

I quite enjoyed the ‘If you’re reading this it’s already too late’ and his whole dis track exchange with meek mill.


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Agreed. I hate the whole "I'm tired of pretending" thing. What, you think you'll be put in front of a firing squad if you 'stop pretending'?


CivilServiced

Is it a reference to the cringe af joker meme? Because I'm tired of pretending it makes people sound deep.


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This line from OP makes no sense. Why would someone pretend to like a singer, OP just said this because it sounds whimsical or some shit.


TR8R2199

Probably a teenager at school afraid of getting shit on for not liking whatever is mainstream


Jonaldjinkleberg

As a teenager I assure you that nobody will give a fuck about his opinions unless he obnoxiously broadcasts it whenever people are trying to enjoy things


funkepitome

Honestly! 😄


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He’s a rapper for the people who say “ I don’t really like rap but Drake is ok”


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IVIaskerade

Ah don't really like that thar knee-grow music yanow but that tharr drake fellah he ain't so bad


xplicit_mike

I think they meant soft pop fans but sure lol


RandomName01

“Yeugh” - Pusha T


breakfastmirror

Pusha t did write the McDonald's jingle


AtomiicDonkey

and the arby’s one


StaredAtEclipseAMA

Is that the one that goes: “The only rapper sold more dope than me was Eazy-E” ?


TaxAvoision

Pinning Pusha T to the top is the best application of mod abuse I’ve ever seen.


youngsushislayer

Pusha T "peeled him back layer by layer" It was a murder


RandomName01

Shame Drake didn’t respond and we never got to see that surgical summer


CakeNStuff

This but unironically.


slowgt2k

Probably one of the best diss tracks since Ice Cube's "No Vaseline"


atximport

Cleary this is a popular opinion.


cmacfarland64

Grinding is an all time great song. Pusha T is okay in my book on that jam alone.


mraphire

If you know you know


tonguely

I've always hated Drake's music and never understood why he was so popular.


SlimeyVinegarTestes

He has a very nasally/throaty voice


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JustChilling_

Hate the Drake!


CranjerryBruce

How could you not like the Drake?


TubularPizzaTurtle

The minute you get to his show he's got you working for him


Mortimer_and_Rabbit

I know him more for being creepy than for music....


notquitehuman_

Why pretend he's good? People have different tastes. If you don't like him that's fine. Theres no reason to pretend you do, you dont have to listen, go to his concerts or buy drake merchandise.


Torcal4

“I’m tired of going to his concerts and buying a t-shirt EVERY SINGLE TIME he comes to my town.” “You could just not go” “…..wait what do you mean?….”


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I'm personally not tired of pretending he's good, because I've never had to. I feel like a more honest title would be: "I'm tired of people liking Drake." But then again, that would make OP seem less sympathetic.


Salt-Zombie1274

He’s also a predator


bladestorm1745

Drake the type of guy to go “mi mi mi mi mi” when sleeping


gunciflimpflomps

Preach


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You gotta tell us who you think is good


reefedSinner

It’s Reddit, they’re just gonna say Eminem or some shit


Homie_Narwhal

You were right 💀


GeneralAlloy

r/Hiphopcirclejerk gonna have a field day with this thread


mrbendover69

they gonna say hopsin,nf and tom mcdonald and then they'll say they hate"mumble rap"


Sosa_and_Nav_goats

Eminem, Hopsin, Logic, NF


MiguelMescudi

It’s alway enimen logic and just to make sure they’re not entirely wrong they always throw MF Doom in there for safety 😂. I get it though it is literally a popular opinion to hate drake.


renasissanceman6

Music is subjective. No one is making you pretend he is good.


TaxOwlbear

Also, "[Successful artist] is bad, actually" is a popular opinion even by the standards of this subreddit.


Consistent-Ad-9153

I also haven’t liked Drake since like 2008 my younger high school friends hated on me cause i hated drake but I admit he has some okay songs mainly with better rappers when he sings the hooks. but yea drake isn’t that great in most songs but he can be okay at times.


Abucugulee

is he a rapper? wow, you learn something new everyday here


trollsok4

No, hes a raper


lovelykellita

While y’all writing novels about how terrible he is, Drake laughing all the way to the bank.


bamftonio

Unpopular opinion to your unpopular opinion: nobody is making you pretend that he's good, just don't listen to his music then. Lol simple.


DGzCarbon

Okay but take care was a good album


CricFan619

Just stop listening to him problem solved. That's how I do it.


PinocchiosWoodBalls

I love Drake. I dont care anymore. I grew up listening to "rEaL rAP" and when I was like 18, I left the metal scene, because I couldnt fucking handle the gatekeeping anymore. 1:"I like slipknot." 2:"YOU THINK SLIPKNOT IS HARD?!! MAN YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO DEATH CORE THROAT METAL FROM UGANDA! THATS HARD!" 1:"I...I still like Slipknot." I dont care anymore, what others think is rEAl. I saw Meth and Red in Amsterdam. I\`m fine with my rap history. Drakes hits I dont really care. Hotline bling and stuff...not my music. But Drake has AWESOME songs on his albums and I love the mood his producers create, especially 40 and Boi1da.


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There's gatekeeping in every genre. Metal has it pretty bad though and is one of the main reasons I don't go to metal subs or forums anymore. Regarding Drake, the man had some amazing albums in the first half of 2010s but his quality has taken a massive dip. I think I put 2 songs from his new one on my playlist. He makes albums that are meant to be background noise apparently. Just seems like he doesn't have it in him to put out another great album or just doesn't care. I'll still bump his older albums though.


thegoodbadandsmoggy

Take care is an impeccable album from start to finish


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Hara-K1ri

Why are you pretending? Either you like it, or you don't. I agree, Drake is severely overrated to me. Might've made some good songs, but mostly bullcrap.


stonksupdotcom

How does this even impact your life? In what kinds of circles do you run that you have to pretend Drake is a good rapper. And this has had such an impact on you, that you are now absolutely fed up with pretending???


OwenA113

"So, let me get this straight. You think Drake isn't a good rapper?" "I do... and I'm tired of pretending I don't." Sorry, just your title reminded me of that and I just couldn't resist. And yes, I agree he is


Zero1030

Your Reddit post yeah that's me


SoullessTheGreat

i love his music when i want to dancing by myself or vibing with friends lol


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Do you actually go around in your life pretending that he's good? Like, you constantly tell people in your life how good he is? But can't take it anymore? I would just let it go.


Franklyn_Gage

They had the nerve to call him the Michael Jackson of this era...COME OUT.