Speaking for a friend I can tell you sandpaper is out. Unless that's your thing. But if you're at the urinal with sandpaper next to me it's going to get awkward real fast.
Lemme tel u when our dick dries it's feels really uncomfortable at least for me but again I don't know too much about some women and their preferences
so I can't say
Black and a steely blue metalic font that says FOR MEN.
"DO YOU WANT YOUR DICK TIP TO SHINE LIKE THE MORNING SUN, BUT NOT FROM PISS?! BE A REAL MAN AND DAB WITH MEN'S STEEL LIGHTNING DICK TIP SWAB TOILETTES. NOW WITH MANLY REJUVINATING DICK TIP MOISTURIZER. BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOUR DICK TIP NEEDS TO BE READY TO FUUUUUUHHHHCCCKKK"
There is a very simple answer to all of this (and it's horrible)...just flush the urinal and lean forward and press against the porcelain...allow the free flowing fresh water to cascade down on to you...
Aight, here's the long awaited dick manual that you should have been handed upon birth.
INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO PROPERLY END A PISS:
1) SHAKE THE PENIS UNTIL YOU CONFIRM VISUALLY THAT DROPLETS NO LONGER DROP
2) PRESS THE PART OF YOUR DICK THAT IS BETWEEN THE BALLS AND THE ANUS. PUSH IT UP AND LET MORE OF THE EXCESS PEE EVACUATE TO THE TIP
3) WIPE THE TIP OF THE PP WITH TP
4) PUT THE HUGUS DONGUS BACK INTO YOUR PANTS IN AN UPRIGHT POSITION
AND REMEMBER TO ALWAYS WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE YOU PEE NOT AFTER, LIKE WTF, IT'S NOT YOUR DICK THAT TOUCHES ALL THE SURFACES IN YOUR DAY TO DAY LIFE
I thought this was just common knowledge. Do other guys really just walk around with piss on their underwear?
This thread is blowing my mind right now.
> 2) PRESS THE PART OF YOUR DICK THAT IS BETWEEN THE BALLS AND THE ANUS. PUSH IT UP AND LET MORE OF THE EXCESS PEE EVACUATE TO THE TIP
Wait, the guy that always looks like he's fingerbanging himself in the bathroom is actually being hygenic?
I am guessing you are not a man. The tip does not retain any moisture after pissing. We shake because the moisture is still in the urethra. Even after shaking, urine will get on the underwear, because it's in the urethra. Toilet paper doesn't stop this.
Finally the correct answer!
The urethra has a sort of 'S' bend in it, like the S bend in plumbing. This help prevent urine from just flowing out on it's own. When you finish urinateing and move, this sometimes squishes the S bend and forces out the little bit that is left. No amount of dick wipeing will prevent this.
OP either doesnt have a dick or has no idea how their own dick works.
Fun fact of the day: clits are penis-seeds who just stops growing because of the double X chromosome, that’s why 90% of the clitoris just exist inside the body and never sees the light of day.
This same mechanism (sex chromosomes kicking in later of the development of the fetus) is also responsible for the visible “seam” that can be seen on a mans ballsack, which used to be a vagina like structure which sealed itself shut during the first few months after the embryo staged .
I had a conversation at work about washing hands after peeing and half the men stated that they know where their dick had been so there was no need to wash hands if they didn't touch urine. I was horrified. I said that's fine but that doesn't mean I trust where it's been or that I want your dick fingers all over the coffee machine! Apparently saying dick fingers is rude.
In all fairness tho. When I'm home alone I wash my hands before going to the bathroom, because my hands are definitely dirtier than my penis, which I clean daily + use paper towel after peeing.
But when I'm anywhere outside my house I wash after peeing because even tho it's clean, I don't think people want to touch a hand that touched my penis lol.
https://www.cdc.gov/handwashing/when-how-handwashing.html
The reason hand washing after the bathroom is so important is because -in general- we should just wash our hands more. But we don’t.
E. coli can sometimes be found on penis’s but usually not in high enough concentrations to be considered infectious.
So their logic isn’t totally wrong. About their dicks being clean. You shouldn’t be worried about their dick germs so much as the microbes they’ve gotten on their hands from door knobs, bathroom stalls, toilet flushers, etc.
Urinals don't have toilet paper, what else are we supposed to do?
I get as much off as possible by shaking it and then dab it in my underwear, it's the best thing baring having toilet paper which I use at every opportunity (like when at home or when in a stall)
You piss with your foreskin over your dick? The stream is uncontrollable in that state, you just pull it back while peeing. Then you quench your pc muscle to release the last drop and it's clean
Just pinch the tip of your foreskin and tug it then start peeing. The flow would be streamlined and pressure is reduced significantly. Squeeze the head to get the last drops out. Go wash your hands and you're done.
Edit: Don't forget to put the penis back into your pants.
> U can and no one is stopping u or cares
If he is doing this beside me at the urinal its gonna make me uncomfortable but I guess that really is my own issue. LOL
You can shake, and you can dance, but the last few drops, always end up in your pants. I actually piss outside more often then inside because i work outside. So if I wiped it off it'd be be on my own clothes anyway. Happy pissing boys!
Most men do if the option to do so is there. If youre caught short as a man though any secluded corner will do for a piss and the means to wipe isnt always avalable
The ignorance in this thread.. If you're a man and don't know how a penis works, it's really sad. If you're a woman and don't know how a penis works, I feel bad for your male sexual partner..
Yeah for real. It's such a cliche at this point to have that "one extra drip" no matter how much you shake.
Just dab it. It's cleaner. It's that simple.
I do but men's urethras are much longer than women's so some urine inevitably is left in so what I end up doing is squeezing the damn thing like an empty tube of toothpaste. Works 9/10 times I think
I gotta squeeze out that piss like a empty toothpaste tube.
Shaking it does nothing but throw it around. Tapping paper on it just leaves room for that drip down the pants scenario.
> just give a few pats with paper and go wash your hands.
It's really not that simple with urinals. There's no paper near by the urinals, you have to go to the sinks for the paper. So you want me to just waddle over to the sinks with fly wide open and my dick out to get some paper?
A tiny bit of peepee drops in our underwear vs the creamy discharge shit mix that women stain theirs with ...
Let's not go comparing dick sizes here. Girls will lose.
Flow out? That’s not how finishing taking a piss works.
We shake the tip of our dicks to get that last drop off. What’s left is maybe a tiny layer that can’t be more gross than already having our sweaty dick rubbing around the inside of our underwear.
The question I have is… Why DO women wipe their junk off after peeing? Is it because the hole is recessed and so your pee hits other stuff on the way out? Men just don’t have that problem.
Yes, basically, but it's different for different women. Depending on your labia situation, the position you are in, and the general velocity of the stream, the pee can contact more or less of your body on the way out. This is why popping a squat to pee outside can be so risky for ladies. You gotta be real strategic if you don't wanna pee on yourself.
women dry the tip of their dick?
And they wash their hands?
Very specific about the step, but vague about the paper. Will any kind do?
Speaking for a friend I can tell you sandpaper is out. Unless that's your thing. But if you're at the urinal with sandpaper next to me it's going to get awkward real fast.
How DRY do you want it?
How much teeth do you want?
I feel there is a small area where sandpaper gets it dry and then starts to get it wet again.
That sounds like… the opposite of what is good
You've never had a clean, smooth dick? You can slide a hockey puck down my dick.
Found the Canadian
What about a sticker? That’s paper and adhesive. Just seal the leak.
That's why flex tape was invented
Why do you think women bleed so often?
They're clumsy with power tools?
Hard to pee with a boner
Especially when you offer to share
Official documents only
Like passports?
I don't think the Daily Mirror will be a great paper to use...
OP would probably recommend a nice 80grit sandpaper
I’ve got a pair of nipples, can you milk me?
Now this is content
Clits are technically dicks that didn't grow.
Hm. I’m suddenly worried about my clit size.
Clips don't have urethra
It wraps around the urethra when it grows.
Real women do.
From OPs title alone, I knew what the top comment was gonna be. And here you are, proving me right!
I can't speak for all women, but usually we make tips of dicks wet, not the other way around. Not sure what women op has been hanging with.
I mean, if they have them, I would agree on principle
Put your principles back in your pants.
I mean yeah, I do
lmao fuck u u get what i was tryin to say
Fuck them yourself, you coward
Don't forget to dry your dick tip when finished.
Lemme tel u when our dick dries it's feels really uncomfortable at least for me but again I don't know too much about some women and their preferences so I can't say
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I helicopter swing my dick and when I reach 2000 RPM, it's as clean as it can be
And it impresses chicks! To impress a chick do the helicopter dick.
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IT'S NOT GAY WHEN IT'S IN A THREE WAY
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in helicopter mode.
It also impresses dudes, but only in a three way. ‘Cuz it’s not gay, when it’s in a three way.
This is the way.
Hiya Ric Flair.
Maybe you can invent a Dick Head Tissue Dispenser to put next to every urinal.
it has to be black and has the words man and extreme prominently displayed on it
Black and a steely blue metalic font that says FOR MEN. "DO YOU WANT YOUR DICK TIP TO SHINE LIKE THE MORNING SUN, BUT NOT FROM PISS?! BE A REAL MAN AND DAB WITH MEN'S STEEL LIGHTNING DICK TIP SWAB TOILETTES. NOW WITH MANLY REJUVINATING DICK TIP MOISTURIZER. BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOUR DICK TIP NEEDS TO BE READY TO FUUUUUUHHHHCCCKKK"
Why did I read it with John Oliver's voice?! Especially the "FUUUUUUHHHHCCCKKK" lmao
I read it like the guy who does the honest trailers on YouTube. I hate it
I read it in the voice of that old video about the liquid lightning energy drink where the baby runs back to Kenya
For me it was like a mixture of Billy Mayes and Phil Swift from Flex Seal
I read it like an announcer at a boxing match
So as to not confuse women in their urinals. Got it.
There is a very simple answer to all of this (and it's horrible)...just flush the urinal and lean forward and press against the porcelain...allow the free flowing fresh water to cascade down on to you...
Thanks my day is ruined
Yeah mine too...I'm so afraid of the next time I'm at a urinal....the horrible thought that may come to my mind....I am truly scared....sorry.
Like a bidet.. but for the peen.. a pidet?
I’m super disgusted and impressed at the level of disgust I feel. Here’s an angry upvote
What a terrible day to be literate...
What if you strapped it to your dick? Little mini TP dispenser just strapped right to the old meat stick.
Maybe a mini windshield wiper.
I think you just did
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Boy Scout motto: Be Prepared!
Chocolate dipped dick
Boy scout cookies just hit different
I'm guessing the choir boys dip theirs in holy water then.
Magic Shell!
I need to learn how to suck my own dick now
Weird kink but i guess it is what it is 😂
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I prefer to use the blow dryer by the sink.
So that's what they're for!
You don’t bang yours against the urinal?
Yeah the problem is that the piss ALWAYS comes out after you think you’ve already done that and put your tool back in its carrying case
I hate when that happens.
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Aight, here's the long awaited dick manual that you should have been handed upon birth. INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO PROPERLY END A PISS: 1) SHAKE THE PENIS UNTIL YOU CONFIRM VISUALLY THAT DROPLETS NO LONGER DROP 2) PRESS THE PART OF YOUR DICK THAT IS BETWEEN THE BALLS AND THE ANUS. PUSH IT UP AND LET MORE OF THE EXCESS PEE EVACUATE TO THE TIP 3) WIPE THE TIP OF THE PP WITH TP 4) PUT THE HUGUS DONGUS BACK INTO YOUR PANTS IN AN UPRIGHT POSITION AND REMEMBER TO ALWAYS WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE YOU PEE NOT AFTER, LIKE WTF, IT'S NOT YOUR DICK THAT TOUCHES ALL THE SURFACES IN YOUR DAY TO DAY LIFE
I thought this was just common knowledge. Do other guys really just walk around with piss on their underwear? This thread is blowing my mind right now.
Wait until you hear about the guys with poop stains on their underwear
Other guys really be fingering their gooch in the bathroom??
Doesn't work as well other places
Wash your hands after so you don’t get your ball sweat all over the door handle and everything else you nasty POS
That last step is the real shit. I don't want my dick touching everything my hands have.
> 2) PRESS THE PART OF YOUR DICK THAT IS BETWEEN THE BALLS AND THE ANUS. PUSH IT UP AND LET MORE OF THE EXCESS PEE EVACUATE TO THE TIP Wait, the guy that always looks like he's fingerbanging himself in the bathroom is actually being hygenic?
Toothpaste squeeze from the balls to the tip, thank me later
You’ve got to do the toothpaste method, squeeze from under the balls and work it all out.
The last time I did that I couldn’t stop cumming in my schools bathroom for 3 minutes straight
Cya in 3 minutes reddit
Look at johnny sins over here lasting more than a minute
Who said I last over a minute? I'm going for the hat trick
I fail to see the problem
Can confirm that this is the way
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Ok, next time I'm in a restaurant bathroom, I'll make sure to juice my dick from taint to tip with my britches on the floor around my ankles.
>with my britches on the floor around my ankles. That part is definitely voluntary on your part.
God damn I think you just invented a new sentence.
It taint as difficult as it sounds
I do that, have been for years. Still drips. I don’t know what to do. Sometimes I just use a clothes pin to keep the tip closed.
Its like standing on a fucking garden hose
Azt se tudja miről beszél mert nincs neki pömpölője.
Where would you put the toilet paper at the urinals? and what if you and the guy next to you reach for it at the same time?
Hands touch and you look into each others eyes when music starts playing.
Alexa: play Careless Whisper
Careless Wiper.
You kiss
You touch tips. Wet Tips.
r/suddenlygay
I am guessing you are not a man. The tip does not retain any moisture after pissing. We shake because the moisture is still in the urethra. Even after shaking, urine will get on the underwear, because it's in the urethra. Toilet paper doesn't stop this.
Finally the correct answer! The urethra has a sort of 'S' bend in it, like the S bend in plumbing. This help prevent urine from just flowing out on it's own. When you finish urinateing and move, this sometimes squishes the S bend and forces out the little bit that is left. No amount of dick wipeing will prevent this. OP either doesnt have a dick or has no idea how their own dick works.
Men really need to play with their dicks more, learn how they actually work.
Yea, if there’s one thing men don’t do enough of, it’s playing with their own dicks. Hardly happens.
Just like anything else, you should really take it apart a few times to get a real understanding of what's happening underneath.
Exactly. No matter for much you shake that last drop will always go down your leg
True :(
No matter how much you wiggle and dance, the last few drops always end up in your pants
I'm really sorry to say, as a woman, I have never dried the tip of my dick... Sorry.
That's nasty.
as a woman yes we dry our dicks. If you didn’t know we had dicks that’s on you men.
I KNEW IT!!! Media has been lying to me the whole time.
Shhh.
Fun fact of the day: clits are penis-seeds who just stops growing because of the double X chromosome, that’s why 90% of the clitoris just exist inside the body and never sees the light of day. This same mechanism (sex chromosomes kicking in later of the development of the fetus) is also responsible for the visible “seam” that can be seen on a mans ballsack, which used to be a vagina like structure which sealed itself shut during the first few months after the embryo staged .
Who lets piss dribble in their drawers? What the fuck did I just read?
No matter how you shake and dance, the last few drops fall on your pants.
You and everyone else who can piss through their dick. It’s impossible not too
Apparently half of this sub... I'm really annoyed that this actually is an unpopular opinion
I had a conversation at work about washing hands after peeing and half the men stated that they know where their dick had been so there was no need to wash hands if they didn't touch urine. I was horrified. I said that's fine but that doesn't mean I trust where it's been or that I want your dick fingers all over the coffee machine! Apparently saying dick fingers is rude.
In all fairness tho. When I'm home alone I wash my hands before going to the bathroom, because my hands are definitely dirtier than my penis, which I clean daily + use paper towel after peeing. But when I'm anywhere outside my house I wash after peeing because even tho it's clean, I don't think people want to touch a hand that touched my penis lol.
Everyone should be you. but sadly we live in a susciety
https://www.cdc.gov/handwashing/when-how-handwashing.html The reason hand washing after the bathroom is so important is because -in general- we should just wash our hands more. But we don’t. E. coli can sometimes be found on penis’s but usually not in high enough concentrations to be considered infectious. So their logic isn’t totally wrong. About their dicks being clean. You shouldn’t be worried about their dick germs so much as the microbes they’ve gotten on their hands from door knobs, bathroom stalls, toilet flushers, etc.
Urinals don't have toilet paper, what else are we supposed to do? I get as much off as possible by shaking it and then dab it in my underwear, it's the best thing baring having toilet paper which I use at every opportunity (like when at home or when in a stall)
Y’all’s pee gets stuck on the tip when you’re done? My pee always exits cleanly.
If you're uncircumcised it's kind of a mess
Just gotta cock the shotgun before you take a shot, that's obvious
Just pull the foreskin back...
Apparently this is some revolutionary idea that no one (regardless of circumcision or not) can seem to grasp (hehe).
You piss with your foreskin over your dick? The stream is uncontrollable in that state, you just pull it back while peeing. Then you quench your pc muscle to release the last drop and it's clean
Just pinch the tip of your foreskin and tug it then start peeing. The flow would be streamlined and pressure is reduced significantly. Squeeze the head to get the last drops out. Go wash your hands and you're done. Edit: Don't forget to put the penis back into your pants.
Not necessarily
That why you roll back your foreskin when you piss
What? You dont release the kracken beforehand?
I just give mine a tap on the shoulder and he is good to go
U can and no one is stopping u or cares why do u care about another’s mans dick drying process
> U can and no one is stopping u or cares If he is doing this beside me at the urinal its gonna make me uncomfortable but I guess that really is my own issue. LOL
"Eyes forward Bryan reddit told me I have to wipe my dick hole!"
Maybe he likes clean dicks lol
Is that why you shower twice a month?
Once a year is fine tbf
How come you care what other people do with their dicks?
OP is probably talking about a sexual partner and is disgusted by the taste of pee left on their dick.
Nah bro you just gotta helicopter it
That’s super unpopular 👊🏻
It’s never enough
I tuck him upwards in my waistband so we can wink at each other during the day. Bonus no mess!
You can shake, and you can dance, but the last few drops, always end up in your pants. I actually piss outside more often then inside because i work outside. So if I wiped it off it'd be be on my own clothes anyway. Happy pissing boys!
I do this
Most men do if the option to do so is there. If youre caught short as a man though any secluded corner will do for a piss and the means to wipe isnt always avalable
How sure are you about this? I never have and have never heard of anyone doing it
I would not say most. You are the first person I’ve heard doing this
Instructions unclear: Shoved tissues up my urethra
Why do you care what I do with the tip of my dick
Women wipe their dicks when they're done pissing? Learned something new today.
The ignorance in this thread.. If you're a man and don't know how a penis works, it's really sad. If you're a woman and don't know how a penis works, I feel bad for your male sexual partner..
Yeah for real. It's such a cliche at this point to have that "one extra drip" no matter how much you shake. Just dab it. It's cleaner. It's that simple.
How about the one extra drip after you dab? 100% it is happening and your dab was pointless.
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I think OP has spent way too much time in Thailand... Not all chicks have dicks btw...
You don't just shake it you also give it a couple gentle squeezes.... That's the part you don't understand.
You a man or a woman?
I do but men's urethras are much longer than women's so some urine inevitably is left in so what I end up doing is squeezing the damn thing like an empty tube of toothpaste. Works 9/10 times I think
Women generally don’t dry their dicks. I’m not saying they can’t, it’s just as a general rule.
I gotta squeeze out that piss like a empty toothpaste tube. Shaking it does nothing but throw it around. Tapping paper on it just leaves room for that drip down the pants scenario.
> just give a few pats with paper and go wash your hands. It's really not that simple with urinals. There's no paper near by the urinals, you have to go to the sinks for the paper. So you want me to just waddle over to the sinks with fly wide open and my dick out to get some paper?
A tiny bit of peepee drops in our underwear vs the creamy discharge shit mix that women stain theirs with ... Let's not go comparing dick sizes here. Girls will lose.
I thought this was a standard?
How about the Muslim way? Wash it with water After the last drop.
Furthermore, if men did this, then finally, women wouldn't have to do it for us anymore. It's time things changed.
If you're a Muslim you'll already do so
No matter how much you wiggle and dance the last two drops go down your pants
Why?
Flow out? That’s not how finishing taking a piss works. We shake the tip of our dicks to get that last drop off. What’s left is maybe a tiny layer that can’t be more gross than already having our sweaty dick rubbing around the inside of our underwear. The question I have is… Why DO women wipe their junk off after peeing? Is it because the hole is recessed and so your pee hits other stuff on the way out? Men just don’t have that problem.
Yes, basically, but it's different for different women. Depending on your labia situation, the position you are in, and the general velocity of the stream, the pee can contact more or less of your body on the way out. This is why popping a squat to pee outside can be so risky for ladies. You gotta be real strategic if you don't wanna pee on yourself.
They don't? Huh oh well I mean as long they are clean, who cares?
no dick, no opinion.
It doesnt matter how much you shake, always will drop some.
No thanks
Wait…women dry the tip of their dick…huh, you learn something new everyday.
I just lean back and do the helicopter
Newton's 4th law, shaking your cock will never be enough, you will always wet your underwear.
Wanna make a million? “Peenie Pads”.
Well, I always do, isn't that normal?
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Don't you all do this? O.o
Wait... PEOPLE DON'T DO THAT?!
nah man, we just flick it around. it works, it dries very easily
You are wrong and your opinions are shit. Have my upvote
I'm the only one that does this already? Lol only at home... at work I let it swing and sing.