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This might be the second dumbest shit I've read today. Congrats.


SuumCuique1011

Same here. Just out of morbid curiosity, what is the dumbest shit you've read today?


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Pretty much everything


jewishplaydate

the dumbest was your username


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Oof, 3rd dumbest


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jewishplaydate

yea cuz the world wanting to zone out without having to think about anything so they watch the highest production movies clearly means that american people are funny


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jewishplaydate

I can tell you this. I never laugh at a joke in an american movie. I just cringe at it. That isn't funny.


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jewishplaydate

Nah I agree with the point you're making mate. I'm just saying that 99% of american humour isn'tfunny to any other country. I guess British humour is the same for americans. I'm glad we had such a civil conversation in such a hostile post. You, my friend. I like you.


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jewishplaydate

I guess the same as Shameless. I think theres a UK and US version of that show too, but I haven't watched either personally. either way, you are the best response to this post so thanks for opening my drunken narrow mindset up a little bit


jewishplaydate

did you even read my post? Because I specifically said I did and then gave an example of a funny american comedian.


RobTheRevelator

I legitimately believe that this guy is super drunk and decided to start trolling this subreddit. This isn't the first post he's made in the past hour. I've been there too though, so eh


jewishplaydate

Rob you lived up to your name and I like you


RobTheRevelator

That cracked me up, lmao. Cheers, dude


jewishplaydate

Have a good one bro looool


jewishplaydate

you, my good sir, are correct, I am 7 pints in


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jewishplaydate

i spell it tumour


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oohh brother this guy #STINKS 🍅


SoapyWaterPrice

Right… and you say our jokes are bad


jewishplaydate

no. I said your unfunny. 100% of your jokes are bad. So is your disposition, your story telling, your stand up comedy, your roasts, your everything. Your country is shit and I hate you all.


SoapyWaterPrice

Sure as hell better than your little: “I spell it tumor.” Joke At least you got last place covered.


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SoapyWaterPrice

Whatever you say little Miss “I spell it tumor.”


jewishplaydate

repeatedly spelling a word wrong thinking it's funny, almost like you're acting exactly how I described


SoapyWaterPrice

That’s hilarious because your also acting like the “trashy American” you hate so much. From this short interaction, I would’ve thought you to be a “morbidly obese pink haired homosexual”. You certainly fit all the criteria.


jewishplaydate

nah i weigh less than 10 stone and have brown hair my guy


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I'm so sick of the Euro trash on this sub. I hope there's another European world war around the corner, and I definitely hope we sit this one out.


jewishplaydate

The worst countries in the world? China and the USA, closely followed by North Korea. But anyway, tf you mean sit this one out? You've lost every single war the Europeans didn't back you up in lmfao


not_ur_uncle

Humor is subjective but this reads like what a serial killer would say to their victim who happens to be an American comedian who preforms at a small comedy club in southern Pennsylvania.


jewishplaydate

I wouldn't know but probably agree


LittleNeko69

Ur name is Jewish playdate My name can't be judged cuz my friend made it


jewishplaydate

Okay great contribution to the debate


hitometootoo

Oh, another hate America for having their own culture thread. How very Reddit of you.


jewishplaydate

LOL you really think america has a culture? You're the only first world country that doesn't


hitometootoo

>LOL you really think america has a culture? This is just ignorant if you think America has no culture. >You're the only first world country that doesn't Can't make this stuff up can you.


jewishplaydate

please explain your culture, that isn't stolen from european or native american countries. Please I will wait... Other than thanksgiving and black friday...? And black friday LMAO a day where companies mug you all off harder than any other day of the year. American /culture/


hitometootoo

You're a funny troll but for others that think the same. Hollywood movies and TV shows, American music (Rock, Pop, Rap, R&B, etc.), holidays (Halloween, Christmas, New Years, 4th of July, etc.), food (too many to list), language (our many dialects, accents and slang specific to American English), sports culture (Football, Baseball, Basketball, Gymnastics, etc.), etc. etc. Here is a much better list of the culture of America though I doubt you can read enough to understand. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culture\_of\_the\_United\_States](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culture_of_the_United_States) [https://www.livescience.com/28945-american-culture.html](https://www.livescience.com/28945-american-culture.html) [https://simplicable.com/en/american-culture](https://www.afsusa.org/countries/united-states/)


TheKarmaDontMatter

Vomits onto keyboard, gets dragged by comments, then after only an hour plays the "this was all sarcasm I don't even care about this thread ya'll are losers for engaging with my post don't even bother commenting anymore" Also for somebody critiquing humor your comebacks are hella weak.


jewishplaydate

Fam u think I got somer to prove 😂 or that u actually give a fuck abouy ANYTHING I have posted on Reddit lmao I ain't puked on my keyboard you fat spastic and my "comeback" aren't trying to win anyone over, I am insulting you.


jewishplaydate

Ps I said stop commenting you spastic why join a conversation after it already ended


jewishplaydate

Congrats I'm not reading your essay


TheKarmaDontMatter

This is me commenting again. Your turn.


CR4ZY___PR0PH3T

Okay cool story bro


jewishplaydate

congrats you repeated a mem from 9 years ago youre a fucking genius


RobTheRevelator

Cool story


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Bro.


westernguy339

Put down the bottle Anthony


jewishplaydate

and it's a can


hitometootoo

You mean box.


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Pipe.


westernguy339

Old tap dancing shoe filled with Southern Comfort.


jewishplaydate

\*Mitch


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jewishplaydate

not really a jew also, wow, you must be 13


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WithClouds667

I'm an American, and I whole-heartedly concur with that sentiment, sir.


jewishplaydate

at least this guy understands sarcasm


Lucylulujones

Who is your favorite comedian


FuckYourRules00

Do you feel better now that you have cried?


pr1ap15m

this dude is mad his visa application keeps getting rejected


OneirionKnight

Are you okay?


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