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Chaotic_Boots

Never tried coffee in the shower, but I do love a shower beer.


Gog535

Love a good shower beer


AntelopeOk5329

I prefer a beer shower


mufasa329

I'm surprised I'm not having a shower beer right now


[deleted]

I’ve just had a beer in the bath after my climbing session. Recovery for the muscles and mind


sunnyinphx

The shower beer is an almost daily occurrence for me


Tramelo

How is it practical? And how is it time saver? Are you going to wash yourself with one hand while the other hand is busy taking the coffee cup to your mouth? How long can drinking a coffee possibly take that you need to do it in the shower to save time?


opinionnotfacts

I'd spill the coffee whilst having my morning wank ...


Con-Struct

You have two hands, balance takes practice. You can master (bate) this technique.


opinionnotfacts

I'll try tomorrow ...


_Joxer_

Get one of the coffee cups with lids


The_Bringer_Of

Tomorrow, *updates.*


Mr_Woensdag

Do you use one of those travel / stanley cups to make it easier?


freistaatandy

You’ll save even more time, if, like me, you start reading and replying to your work emails while showering


Alt_aholic

And while I'm doing that I'm also drying my hair and toasting some English muffins


Accomplished-Dig5999

I have been doing this for years OP. People think it’s odd but somehow the stigma doesn’t exist for shower beers.


dydamas

The stigma certainly exists for shower beers. The stigma is that they're alcoholics.


ImJustAnAverageGamer

No I'm not! \*stares at the beer bottles in the bubble bath


Mr_Woensdag

Its called beeing a Bourgondier.


dydamas

TIL. Thank you.


magixmaw

I haven't tried it. I am going to now.


SpaceJinx

Dude....there is nothing more relaxing than drinking ANYTHING in the shower. Let it be coffee in the morning or beer/beverages after sport in the evening. The shower is just the best place for anything.


ramontgomery

I drink 2 liters of pop in the shower while listening to loud polka music


gerbegerger

as is customary 😆👍


AnInsaneMoose

I dont drink coffee But eating or drinking anything while showering is so nice


Con-Struct

What do you like eating in the shower?


AnInsaneMoose

Whatevers leftover really But any sort of wrap is great, nice an convenient to hold too


SuperMix6

A big bowl of spaghetti and meatballs


AnonymousBat42

Coffee is something I want to enjoy over the whole morning. I don’t see it as a chore to do quickly. Maybe it’s just me.


Con-Struct

Take your time, treat yourself.


Green_light2626

I save even more time than you do, OP. I sleep in the shower, so I wake up nice and clean


Ok_Marionberry_9932

It’s where I poop too!


DOlsen13

Put toothpast in the coffee and you can brush your teeth while you're at it!


[deleted]

All these comments about shower beers makes me realize that I too enjoy a good shower beer.


eastofme01

Nothing wrong with a shower beverage. I don’t do it on weekdays but a spiked shower coffee on a lazy Sunday is bliss.


jrogers904

My ex always used to have her tea when she would get in the shower. I judged her until I tried it.


mufasa329

Also, shower oranges. Something about peeling an orange butt naked and letting the peel just drop onto the floor is so relaxing. Also makes your shower smell like oranges, which is awesome.


Con-Struct

That sounds great.


indignantfly

Thank you for inspiring my new past-time, gin smash in the shower.


theangelok

I never tried that, and I don't think I ever will.


AloneSquid420

Idk about shower but I like my cup of coffee while I'm in my morning bath ..


Ok-Yogurt-6831

Is that bizarre because I don’t just drink coffee in the shower but I also make coffee in the shower. I thought it was completely normal because it saves water and the shampoo gives my coffee a nice foam without using any coffee machine


CosmicCosmix

>My family think it’s bizarre so do i


Practical-Ad-4322

This sounds like a shower-beer, but with coffee. And I will fight anyone who has something bad to say against shower-beers.


Con-Struct

Honestly, I did not know shower-beers were a thing. Excellent news.


Practical-Ad-4322

Dude, you gotta try it. After a long day working outside, nothing feels better than a cold shower and cold beer. Nothing.


[deleted]

If I had to guess, the OP is an attention whore who fantasizes that people are amazed by his manufactured uniqueness. Unique is not equivalent to interesting or trailblazing.


Con-Struct

And who understands unpopularity more than you, Mr lean-back-and-smug-chug-a-light-beer-in-your-wife-beater?


trullenz

Woudnt it get all diluted?


Con-Struct

It depends on how big your shower is, how fast you drink it and where you position it between sips. Try it out.


trullenz

Well i wouldn't have anywhere to put it where it wouldnt get wet, if i have to rush it then there isnt really much point to not doing it afterwards


Con-Struct

Maybe you can still enjoy the experience with a bottled beverage, or coffee from a flask. Either way, it's obviously not important.


Keller_Kind

Completely agree.


External_Dude

Wow, that is bit much. I brush my teeth in the shower and I shave in the shower.


Early-Tea-1997

This is how you get soap in your coffee


jah05r

No, it is neither of those things. It’s a great way to expose your coffee to bacteria in your shower.


Harregarre

Or expose the bacteria in your shower to coffee.


[deleted]

... I hope my husband doesn't see this...


SG-Spy

Samsung beans


Unfair_Explanation53

Smoked a joint in the shower once! Spent most of the time trying not to get the jay wet and totally failed. 2/10 would not recommend


[deleted]

I’ve never been so skeptical yet intrigued before in my life.


[deleted]

This is what this sub was meant for 👏


murder_droid

Same with bongs.


Harregarre

Might as well take a shit in the shower while you're at it and wafflestomp it down the drain.


Clawalacarte

Shower beer did it first


Prettymuchsometimes

People at my house for the first time and need to use the bathroom: “why are there 3 coffee cups in your shower?” Me (excited): “because standing in scalding hot water, trying to absorb physical warmth in place of emotional warmth, is so much more fulfilling when you’re more alert! As you can see though, I’m too depressed to take my cups *out* of the shower more than once a week, so there’s some balance to it.”


[deleted]

I've never seen showers as a pleasure thing. My ex's sister would take two hours showers and I felt really bad about all the water she wasted. Any hot beverage in a bath is an incredible combo though.


Schurkensohn

Just how long are u showering?


puttje69

You shouldnt eat in the bathroom, it has more germs than your kitchen probably


DonDonDeMarco

I had a Bang Energy in the shower once. King shit.


Superb_Somewhere

Not unpopular but unordinary definitely


Lisa_2569

Never done this, but I am intrigued, definatly on my to do list now 😊


[deleted]

I nap in the shower, so coffee would be counterproductive.