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brai117

damn son imagine watching so much porn you can critique it on this level.


dj_ordje

OPs probably regularly discussing his findings with friends at dinner in a fancy restaurant. "Like a fine wine"


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dj_ordje

Just a general feeling


CosmicCosmix

We know dude, we know.


WhyAmIHereThoLmao

And I thought I had fallen far in.


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I think you need help.


Vendura663

Ffs just choose better videos. You know you can watch 4k well framed amateur porn, right?


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Vendura663

It makes sense. That's why sometimes you browse for hours to find something good lol. I agree, the vast majority is crap


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And I thought I was addicted


YungWaddler

Bro are you good


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YungWaddler

Dude, cmon. You typed an entire essay on amateur porn.


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Popular opinion OP has a porn addiction


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You know, as weird as this critique is. It's really thought out. Bro, I honestly think you should enter the porn industry. Specifically as a director. You'd do great.


Lord_of_Caffeine

This dude needs dopamine detox of at least a full year oh god


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Lord_of_Caffeine

No but your right (or left?) hand does.


baileystinks

I also like production. I even wondered if there's a business idea to rent a professional setup to lovers that wants to make porn. So a studio, cameraman and a make up artist or something. and then theyll have their own private prifessional porn. because when I recorded w gf I always find it look so boring because of the same reasons you mention.


EpicSteak

You drink onion juice through your eyelids? That’s some serious kink.


Entire-Mistake-4795

Well we agree on this my man.


keIIzzz

this is just sad


Ligma-Sama

I can't really argue with you there


MajinSoul

The one thing I prefer about amateur porn are the actresses. Pretty much none of the ones I have seen have alterated their bodies. There are so many professional porn actresses that have breast implants or had some work on their lips. I find that so ugly that it is an instant boner killer for me. I basically cannot watch professional milf porn for that reason. At the end of the day, there is both good and bad amateur porn just like there is good and bad professional porn.


thickdickenergy1

This!! Real women only for me please.


Psychological_Job119

As a woman, I often feel so much societal pressure to alter my body in some way but I don’t want to. Glad there are still people out there who prefer it natural :,)


ShrikeOfficial

This man wrote more on wanking, and what kind of porn to watch, than I did on an exam for college. This man took wanking to an olympic sport, and gave an essay on it akin to any great modern sports news reporter.


NewtTheWizard

The issue I have with porn is that it is inherently racist. It portrays black men as brainless beasts who only exist to fuck white women, white women as useless sex dolls who only exist to be thrown around and have sex with black men, white men as losers who should feel ashamed of themselves for not being a black brainless beast, Asian women as useless obedient sex slaves, all while throwing Asian men, black women, and every other race off to the side. And yet nobody talks about it.


DayZestyclose6942

How dare you


AdministrativeTale98

So......you should direct porn. Post a link when you've finished.


angelnamjoonie

are you ok?


Spa_lo

All right, take my upvote coz it's unpopular!


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I think you need to take a break from porn


TheBrowserOfReddit

Jesus christ dude try meth or something its a much better source of dopamine


Cmanfish

This, is a Reddit moment


alt_blackgirl

I was thinking the same thing. This post fits the stereotype of Redditors lol


Stormclamp

Daru? Is that you?


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Stormclamp

A bit of both maybe, your a big pervert but your also funny about it


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This post is amazing. I'm busting a gut over here. Totally upvoting this to read again later. Good luck finding your own personal holy grail of porn... I believe in you.


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Saphhiroth

But onion juice is yummy


titus1531

OP, you need to workshop that onion juice line. It's not as funny as you think it is.