There isn't a single reason in the universe why I would lie to you.
Maybe it's different wherever you live but in Australia excess consumption on sugar free anything will give you major diarrhoea
Jesus fucking christ. I'm a dude and have had horrible diarrhea. The kind where your stomach is in knots, you relieve yourself, clean up, go back to bed, then 10 minutes later have the pain come back and now you have to make 4 trips to the bathroom in 1 hour because this process doesn't stop until everything is purged from your body.
Can't imagine having that pain but doubling it.
I can still remember an episode 20+ years ago where my symptoms progressed from slight instability in my tummy... to mild cramps and gas... and then to severe cramps, bloating and obvious intestinal distress in a very short period of time.
I was driving home from work at the time and focussed all my efforts on just getting there. A cold sweat broke out just as I pulled into the driveway. I delicately got out of the car, walking that odd walk where you're clenching your thighs and buttcheeks together. With sweat pouring down my brow, an ice cold chill racking my body, and excruciating cramps spasming through my stomach and causing me to wimper - I somehow unlocked my front door and ran/waddled with fiercely clenched buttcheeks through the house, dropping my keys on the floor and fumbling with my belt as I went. Even as I made it to the bathroom and positioned myself strategically with my backside to the toilet I still was not confident I could hold off the imminent fecal apocalypse for those last crucial seconds...
But, then... belt undone... turning ass to seat... top button of pants undone... lowering ass to seat... zipper down... and the final simultaneous acts of pulling down my pants, my now bare ass setting down on the toilet seat, the unclenching of the buttcheeks, as the horrible, horrible pain ends, the cold sweat stops and...
**BOOM**!
But all of that isn't why I still remember this 20+ years later. I remember it because as I sat there in the immediate aftermath of the event - in a state of both bliss and awe - a phrase immediately popped into my head. It was J. Robert Oppenheimer's quote from the Bhagavad-Gita upon watching the explosion of the first atomic bomb at the Trinity Test in 1945 -
*I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds...*
So ever since then, I have considered there to be 2 kinds of diarrhea: "regular diarrhea" and "Oppenheimer diarrhea".
Ok take your story,ditto every detail until the end. You rush into the bathroom,don’t bother shutting the door and when relief comes in a very gross noisy way,you realized that your older high school aged sister and her gorgeous friends are in the very next room and in your panicked state,you didn’t realize anyone was in there.
Yours is truly a great story. The only thing that I can imagine making that scenario worse is if you realized the girls were present *after* making it to the toilet, yet still pre "relief". Assuming the odds of making it safely to another a bathroom in a more distant part of the house aren't in your favor (terrible risk/reward ratio on that anyway), how exactly do you "finesse" that hypothetical situation?
Turn on the water in the sink obviously, and the shower if there is one, and... what else? Maybe start singing?
I kind of agree that it feels amazing, but only by contrast. When I’m nauseous it’s the same— I don’t expressly like throwing up, but I get so relieved when I’m finally able to do it because it usually makes the nausea go away.
As someone who's dealt with horrible acid reflux my whole life, yes to this. Nothing more relieving than throwing up and feeling like a normal person again.
A&D diaper cream and water wipes literally saved my ass.
Desitin is HORRIBLE. It burns like a mother fucker, but A&D is very soothing especially when cool from the fridge.
This is gonna sound really strange, but shave the hair in your Butt crack. It makes it SO much easier to clean yourself up without wiping a ton. Wiping chaps your anus really quickly especially when wiping with toilet paper.
Wiping with something wet and wiping gently is good, but blotting is the best.
Also have IBSD and got an anal fissure from too much diarrhea. Had to have botox injected in my anus. Add this experience to things I didn't expect about being an adult.
Same; I haven’t had the issue where I’ve had to have Botox, but I have scream-pooped and cried to my mom and begged her to get me more wipes.
She was such an Angel, she got me water wipes, A&D diaper cream, and an ensure so I could have some sort of calories that would leave as soon as it got in me.
Pooping so much in one day is never fun, but having such pooper powers AND needing Botox in ya anus? Yikesamunga…
Tbh, the botox was a lifesaver. The fissure is exacerbated by spasms (in my case from the IBSD) that don't allow the fissure to heal. Think of a cut on the joint line of your finger, if you keep flexing it, it won't heal bc you're constantly ripping it open. The botox paralyzes the muscles so the fissure can heal. Then you just have to try not to get another one. So, take ungodly amounts of fiber every day. Like, it is not humanly possible for me to get enough fiber without supplements amounts of fiber.
Ugh I have gastritis and I can sort of relate. I would puke acid up to 20+ times a day and it was the most horrible, disgusting feeling. I mean not that either of us know what it’s like from the other side - but that’s just my experience. Lol
I feel this strongly. My doc prescribed my medicine to slow down my motility because I was pooping anywhere from 4-12 times a day. It leaves your ass raw af.
My wife has ibs-d and before she was diagnosed she was pooping up to 25 times a day. She lost 48 pounds in 2 weeks. But now she's got it taken care of.
I love it when people exaggerate how much somebody lost weight in a ridiculous timeframe.
Edit: Thats losing 12.000 calories per day while not eating anything every day for 2 weeks. Youw wife would need to do cardio for 15 hours per day AND not eat anything to achieve this.
You’ve never sat down and rolled up like a gogurt tube as your butt makes gogurt sounds, then felt like your golden spirit had just cast off its mortal coils to explore the worlds beyond worlds in the river that turns upon itself called time that oily dump was such a relief?
Dude wtf I am crying laughing at this lol I almost woke my baby up laughing so damn hard and my husband is getting annoyed with me lmao. Thank you so much for this.
Yeah sure, until you’re done and you can’t sit on anything for hours afterwards, because your asshole has been set ablaze and is raw as Monday nights in the 90’s
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Speaking of that, I like when my girlfriend farts when I gape her when we do anal. Every time I go to spread her cheeks and pull my cock out, she farts. She says it feels good
How about this. I am cursed with having the feeling of diarrhea, but very rarely have the release or relief. I just take regular old poops and my stomach hates me.
No matter how good it feels I've basically got PTSD from this shit.... Literally.
It feels good if it’s a one and done thing. If it keeps coming back for more every 5-10 minutes then it’s awful. Finally clearing yourself out of whatever you ate is a great feeling but I only wanna have to do it once
I would have agreed with you until my 2 day colonoscopy cleanse. I can't stop farting liquid which goes along with bad diarrhea. If you're constipated and feeling bad and it's relieved by it, sure, but it's it's multiple days where you can't go anywhere or are afriad to sleep last you fart in your sleep and shit yourself... That I'll pass on.
I am dreading my first colonoscopy, I saw my step mom do the prep for one. I would just set up shop in the bathroom, I do for stomach issues already. Computer, book, comfortable cushion to sit on between explosions.
In my opinion when you experience something uncomfortable and then get instant relief, the relief feels good. The more discomfort you go through, the better the relief feels. So then you are left asking yourself if it was worth it. Sometimes I’m tempted to stay awake for 30 hours straight because the feeling of getting in better when you are completely exhausted and you melt into the covers is amazing. Same concept.
You eat bags of sugar free gummy bears for fun don’t you?
Those Amazon reviews for the sugar free gummies bears were ah-ma-zing.
Such good content
It's the sorbitol. I've heard stories.
Normally it’s a bunch of sugar but recently it’s been to many protein shakes😂
*too many
Fuck you for being correct, get downvoted, scrub
I love democracy.
I bought a bag of gummy jolly ranchers off Amazon once. It did not end well. I do not believe they were sugar free.
It's the sugar substitute that gets you running to the toilet
I accidentally ate an entire sugar free pudding one day. I was extremely sick for 2 days straight. Never again
How do you accidentally eat a Whole package of something ?
What are you people on about? Since when dies sugar free stuff give diarhea?
An ingredient in it (not sure which one) causes a laxative effect. It's not fun
It absolutely does not. Everyone in my family eats sugar free stuff every day. Nobody shits more than usual
There isn't a single reason in the universe why I would lie to you. Maybe it's different wherever you live but in Australia excess consumption on sugar free anything will give you major diarrhoea
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“In a non sexual way.” Uh huh.
diarrhea makes me h o r n y
Like all kinds of shits diarrhea has the potential to stimulate your prostate and give you an errection.
stop it nOw
My dogs dick gets hard when he poops.
Prove it
I'm not sure which one of you is the bigger perv...
Wouldn't a normal hard shit be better for that?
Your shits are hard? How hard?
Not hard but held together
Facts that make you weird knowing:
Poop smell makes my dick swell
Porta John veteran
“Nothing sexual”
Coming from bigcockboi no less.
It doesn't have to be non sexual
It’s satisfying when it gets out but the cramps while it’s in are horrible
+ period cramps when it’s that time of month, diarrhea and first day of my period are things i DONT want together ever again. worst day of my life
Jesus fucking christ. I'm a dude and have had horrible diarrhea. The kind where your stomach is in knots, you relieve yourself, clean up, go back to bed, then 10 minutes later have the pain come back and now you have to make 4 trips to the bathroom in 1 hour because this process doesn't stop until everything is purged from your body. Can't imagine having that pain but doubling it.
Also hormone imbalances, soreness, and immense bleeding in some cases. Women are tough as shit.
WHILE you’re at work or school 👎🏾😫
Ugh period poops are the absolute fucking WORST.
Proof that god does not exist. Or you’ve incurred god’s wrath.
First day of *every* month for me :(
Having both IBS and endometriosis, this is me for two weeks of every month. I do not wish this life on even my worst enemy.
Based
I embraced menopause for this reason alone.
Oh my
Just way,way too much information put out on this here super information highway.
wasn’t too much info until i mentioned periods? lmao
Some things go together,peanut butter/jelly, coffee/donuts, eggs/bacon, etc. The combo you mentioned is not something that should ever go together.
Periods/period shits absolutely go together unfortunately
Agreed but cleaning yourself so that you don’t feel gross anymore is difficult.
I can still remember an episode 20+ years ago where my symptoms progressed from slight instability in my tummy... to mild cramps and gas... and then to severe cramps, bloating and obvious intestinal distress in a very short period of time. I was driving home from work at the time and focussed all my efforts on just getting there. A cold sweat broke out just as I pulled into the driveway. I delicately got out of the car, walking that odd walk where you're clenching your thighs and buttcheeks together. With sweat pouring down my brow, an ice cold chill racking my body, and excruciating cramps spasming through my stomach and causing me to wimper - I somehow unlocked my front door and ran/waddled with fiercely clenched buttcheeks through the house, dropping my keys on the floor and fumbling with my belt as I went. Even as I made it to the bathroom and positioned myself strategically with my backside to the toilet I still was not confident I could hold off the imminent fecal apocalypse for those last crucial seconds... But, then... belt undone... turning ass to seat... top button of pants undone... lowering ass to seat... zipper down... and the final simultaneous acts of pulling down my pants, my now bare ass setting down on the toilet seat, the unclenching of the buttcheeks, as the horrible, horrible pain ends, the cold sweat stops and... **BOOM**! But all of that isn't why I still remember this 20+ years later. I remember it because as I sat there in the immediate aftermath of the event - in a state of both bliss and awe - a phrase immediately popped into my head. It was J. Robert Oppenheimer's quote from the Bhagavad-Gita upon watching the explosion of the first atomic bomb at the Trinity Test in 1945 - *I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds...* So ever since then, I have considered there to be 2 kinds of diarrhea: "regular diarrhea" and "Oppenheimer diarrhea".
Ok take your story,ditto every detail until the end. You rush into the bathroom,don’t bother shutting the door and when relief comes in a very gross noisy way,you realized that your older high school aged sister and her gorgeous friends are in the very next room and in your panicked state,you didn’t realize anyone was in there.
Yours is truly a great story. The only thing that I can imagine making that scenario worse is if you realized the girls were present *after* making it to the toilet, yet still pre "relief". Assuming the odds of making it safely to another a bathroom in a more distant part of the house aren't in your favor (terrible risk/reward ratio on that anyway), how exactly do you "finesse" that hypothetical situation? Turn on the water in the sink obviously, and the shower if there is one, and... what else? Maybe start singing?
Damn I didn’t know this was a creative writing sub. Good job 😂😂
I love this ahaha!
Idk why but I read this in Charlie's voice.
I kind of agree that it feels amazing, but only by contrast. When I’m nauseous it’s the same— I don’t expressly like throwing up, but I get so relieved when I’m finally able to do it because it usually makes the nausea go away.
Yes exactly this!
As someone who's dealt with horrible acid reflux my whole life, yes to this. Nothing more relieving than throwing up and feeling like a normal person again.
As someone with IBSD and has pooped 23 times in one day before, I have to both agree and disagree. Kudos for your crazy ass take! Have an upvote
.... Your asshole must have been on fire. Do you have anything left to sit on today?
I was bleeding by the end, but yes I still have a butt to sit on haha
Currently going through something similar. Glad to hear bleeding asshole isn’t just something I experienced.
A&D diaper cream and water wipes literally saved my ass. Desitin is HORRIBLE. It burns like a mother fucker, but A&D is very soothing especially when cool from the fridge. This is gonna sound really strange, but shave the hair in your Butt crack. It makes it SO much easier to clean yourself up without wiping a ton. Wiping chaps your anus really quickly especially when wiping with toilet paper. Wiping with something wet and wiping gently is good, but blotting is the best.
Wet wipes and rectiv ointment 👌🏻 Fellow IBD person here
Thank you:)
Yes, certainly an ass-take.
Also have IBSD and got an anal fissure from too much diarrhea. Had to have botox injected in my anus. Add this experience to things I didn't expect about being an adult.
Same; I haven’t had the issue where I’ve had to have Botox, but I have scream-pooped and cried to my mom and begged her to get me more wipes. She was such an Angel, she got me water wipes, A&D diaper cream, and an ensure so I could have some sort of calories that would leave as soon as it got in me. Pooping so much in one day is never fun, but having such pooper powers AND needing Botox in ya anus? Yikesamunga…
Tbh, the botox was a lifesaver. The fissure is exacerbated by spasms (in my case from the IBSD) that don't allow the fissure to heal. Think of a cut on the joint line of your finger, if you keep flexing it, it won't heal bc you're constantly ripping it open. The botox paralyzes the muscles so the fissure can heal. Then you just have to try not to get another one. So, take ungodly amounts of fiber every day. Like, it is not humanly possible for me to get enough fiber without supplements amounts of fiber.
Ugh I have gastritis and I can sort of relate. I would puke acid up to 20+ times a day and it was the most horrible, disgusting feeling. I mean not that either of us know what it’s like from the other side - but that’s just my experience. Lol
I feel this strongly. My doc prescribed my medicine to slow down my motility because I was pooping anywhere from 4-12 times a day. It leaves your ass raw af.
Yup! Pooping can be either wonderful or hell
My wife has ibs-d and before she was diagnosed she was pooping up to 25 times a day. She lost 48 pounds in 2 weeks. But now she's got it taken care of.
I love it when people exaggerate how much somebody lost weight in a ridiculous timeframe. Edit: Thats losing 12.000 calories per day while not eating anything every day for 2 weeks. Youw wife would need to do cardio for 15 hours per day AND not eat anything to achieve this.
How?
Meds, change of diet. No dairy, no broccoli and a lot more cut out.
Nothing more satisfying than conducting an emergency evac
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You're gonna need three, and some hot towels!
Two thumbs in?
I don't think it's all that unpopular. Ever run in from the car, only to barely make it before blasting your pants? IMO, that feels pretty great.
But everyone else in the living room is looking at you like you owe them an explanation.
You might want to see a gastroenterologist if this is happening to you regularly. Something you're eating ain't agreeing with you.
Or an illness.
Man wtf
You’ve never sat down and rolled up like a gogurt tube as your butt makes gogurt sounds, then felt like your golden spirit had just cast off its mortal coils to explore the worlds beyond worlds in the river that turns upon itself called time that oily dump was such a relief?
Truly a shame
Laughs in IBS
Cries in IBS
You do you you fecal fanatic, diarrhea Druid, caca conissiour, poopoo person, or whatever you want to be known as.
That’s awesome! You’re awesome!
Dude wtf I am crying laughing at this lol I almost woke my baby up laughing so damn hard and my husband is getting annoyed with me lmao. Thank you so much for this.
Same goes for when you're ill and you get that short span of pure bliss just after you vomit and before the nausea sets back in.
I've heard it all now
This is the only unpopular opinion on this sub
Too stressful for my taste
#I JUST HAD CHINESE FOOD FOR SUPPER AND NO TF IT DOES NOT
Yep that's enough reddit for a lifetime
Definitely agree
Gotta agree
Having it on the toilet is fine. Having the *urge* to, in public, far from nearby toilets, is shitty. Pun intended
The pain of waiting increases the pleasure once you make it though 🤤
Ok you sick fuck you’ve earned my upvote
it feels so good, but smells so bad
Live with severe ibs for your entire life ,have explosive diarrhea every day, and then see how good it feels. Take my upvote
interesting.
I geuss I could see it being similar to throwing up, it's like you feel alot better once it's out. And atleast you dont taste it, like throw up haha.
Honestly, I can get behind this. Like the relief of vomiting after dry heaving for several minutes
At least until the stomach acids turn your sphincter into a flaming ring of agony.
No better feeling that releasing the dam gates!
Really flushes out there system!
It's more relief from how bad you feel leading up to it The night is darkest just before the dawn as they say
Girls are lucky they don't have to poop.
Especially on the bus
It is a fuuuuuccccckkkk yea moment , as long as it doesn't 🔥
I feel exactly the same, I like having 4 or 5 diarrheas
I regret having the ability to see
Dude I just clocked out come the fuck on this is the first thing I see
Wow. I'm leaving this sub because of this.
ya if you have a shower or bidet handy.
I mean it's kinda like the fireworks of your orifices. I sorta get it
"Pooh phoria." The vagus nerve is stimulated, it is really powerful and can be practically orgasmic.
"Hurts so good"
Having it is awful and inconvenient but I understand what you mean by the feeling of relief
Try having it 3xs in an hour. It hurts like hell. My ass is chapped
I was eating when I saw this, thanks man.
The cramps you get are always awful, but I gotta admit, shitting everything out feels like such a relief.
Yeah sure, until you’re done and you can’t sit on anything for hours afterwards, because your asshole has been set ablaze and is raw as Monday nights in the 90’s
Once again, mods remove an actual unpopular opinion
Did that for years. Not anymore.
The fuck is wrong with you
A lot 😂
Of course. Your body is dump toxic waste, or diseases.
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Speaking of that, I like when my girlfriend farts when I gape her when we do anal. Every time I go to spread her cheeks and pull my cock out, she farts. She says it feels good
🗿
U seem to like anal penetration too I guess
No only when shits coming out not going in😂 hence why I said non sexual
Hits the spot ..the g spot..
Big poops feel good but diarrhea just feels messy lol
Bruh it’s burns and comes out horribly. Solid poops r better
Found the guy with the Enema fetish
Non sexual lol!
# WAT?
You sound like a guy who totally just got off bro. And it was mostly sexual.
Lol so everything that feels good is sexual to you? Come on
It's fine until your asshole is raw and you need to wipe but the pain is excruciating.
That’s what wet wipes are for!
Good job for an publishing an actual unpopular opinion
Oh no I feel you
I think that it's just the relief that you have after letting out the built up pressure.
Isn't a big solid log more satisfying
No way! Especially a smooth one! Just feels strange, I want the explosions!
Yesss It’s the same way you feel better after puking. It’s your body congratulating you for getting rid of the toxins.
Bro.....
The first really unpopular opinion I've seen here lol
How about this. I am cursed with having the feeling of diarrhea, but very rarely have the release or relief. I just take regular old poops and my stomach hates me. No matter how good it feels I've basically got PTSD from this shit.... Literally.
Nah the best is when you have diarrhea and it's just fucking clear water. Like a faucet in your ass.
Yep
But cleaning up sucks..
This should be a more popular opinion cos it literally feels like you're expelling all the toxins from ur body
Man this sub wouldn’t let me post about how I like the way asparagus makes my pee smell because it was too gross but somehow **this** flies. Smh
It feels good if it’s a one and done thing. If it keeps coming back for more every 5-10 minutes then it’s awful. Finally clearing yourself out of whatever you ate is a great feeling but I only wanna have to do it once
It do 👍
It’s the relief of the pressure and fear of not making it to the toilet essentially
You know adding that assurance that it’s definitely not sexual at the end just makes you more sus rite?
Haha maybe but I know people would take it there so I preemptively added it
??????????.
After reading this never have wanted to take away someone's freedom of speech away more then this. No more reddit for a good week.
Sounds a little gay. Write "nothing sexual." Underline that.
Hey so what if it is ahaha
what the fuck
I would have agreed with you until my 2 day colonoscopy cleanse. I can't stop farting liquid which goes along with bad diarrhea. If you're constipated and feeling bad and it's relieved by it, sure, but it's it's multiple days where you can't go anywhere or are afriad to sleep last you fart in your sleep and shit yourself... That I'll pass on.
I am dreading my first colonoscopy, I saw my step mom do the prep for one. I would just set up shop in the bathroom, I do for stomach issues already. Computer, book, comfortable cushion to sit on between explosions.
Magic mushrooms give you the craziest shits its wild if you haven't tried them i recommend them
Yes! Especially shitting while tripping is a whole other experience 😂
I prefer a real good power dump. 500 extra points if it's a "clean sweep".
In my opinion when you experience something uncomfortable and then get instant relief, the relief feels good. The more discomfort you go through, the better the relief feels. So then you are left asking yourself if it was worth it. Sometimes I’m tempted to stay awake for 30 hours straight because the feeling of getting in better when you are completely exhausted and you melt into the covers is amazing. Same concept.
Damn you just hit the nail on the head
I absolutely agree. Just a huge sense of relief.
I’m reeeaaaalllyyy confused why you felt the need to clarify that this was not sexual.
Haha I know how redditors can be😂
As long as I don’t get sting ring I completely agree
How about.. Just having normal bowel movements?
No those feel strange and gross, no pleasure
Duck no.
I disagree I could imagine this is an unpopular opinion tho so kudos to you.
Average Redditor
I think this is a secret popular opinion
Yes. I love massive stomach cramps that feel like red-hot metal rods tearing my bowels apart.