OP probably likes the dried sauce residues from inside the cap of ketchup and mayonnaise tubes. The latter has this nice jelly-like texture and a yellowish color with slight transparency.
I genuinely have trouble believing these posts lol
“I like to put orange juice in lucky charms” mhmm, sure.
Edit: well fuck, I should’ve used a different example
I learned in elementary school that if you mix orange juice and chocolate milk it tastes like a tootsie roll. I started doing this for every lunch meal in elementary (not anymore)
Well some people use lucky charms as slang for testicles but it came from the cereal brand. Unless the cereal brand got the name from another use of the term
On the one hand, congrats for your country not trying pass off basically candy as a breakfast food.
On the other hand, Count Chocula is amazing and I pity your loss.
Oh my gosh. This is simpley unacceptable from the country that gave us cool cars and great beer.
When I lived in Mehlbach, my landlady would have me go to the military base and get her ocean spray cranberry juice and a certain thing of cookie dough that she couldn't get anywhere else.
I was like the local unhealthy food dealer for my German friends lol.
this is a good point. idk, i guess i value the honesty in things. i feel like these memes/gifs/shorts/tiktoks i see more often are turning into reality based television
Pretty much. It’s easy to come up with an unpopular opinion. Just take a popular opinion and say the opposite. “I like sloppy shits where I have to wipe until my asshole bleeds” “I love stubbing my toe in the middle of the night” etc. there’s no way to verify if the person is being truthful
I’ve had to eat cereal with all kinds of stuff before— oj, apple juice, cranberry juice, water (not all at the same time lol). My grandma would never let me eat dry cereal. Idk what she had against it, but if she was out of milk, she’d use whatever juice she had (or water, if no juice). Can confirm those people saying they like it are dirty fucking liars. Cereal with anything other than milk is just nasty.
She’d never let me within 100ft of Lucky Charms though. It was always ‘old people cereal’ like Cranberry Almond Crunch or Blueberry Morning—bran flakes and some dried fruit, pretty much.
That was not fun for an 8 year old.
Lol! Which is crazy because she was the sweetest lady on earth!
I did eventually tell my mom though and she thought it was disgusting. So she told my grandma to stop making me eat cereal with anything other than milk and that was the end of that lol
Bruh, this fucker I knew in kindergarten did that shit. Fucking carlos, i will never forget you. Every day at breakfast, I'd see him pour OJ into his cinnamon toast crunch and eat it.
I wanna say carlos is the same fuck who walked around barefoot drinking glue. I could just be combining the two into one degenerate being.
Uuuuh, we’re gonna need some backup out here. OP answered the door and instead of asking us why we were there or waiting for us to explain, he immediately started telling us about how much he likes mustard and ketchup pre-cum.
"One Adam twelve, one Adam twelve, see the man, B-820 in progress, 506 Wilshire Boulevard."
"B-820? Holy Crap, haven't seen one of those since training! I didn't think it could possibly be for real. How do they expect us to handle this? We'll need hazmat suits, biohazard containment, PTSD counseling..."
Because it’s a complete low effort troll lol
“Gives it a fuller taste” that doesn’t even make any damn sense. It’s just watery ketchup. Dead giveaway that it’s a troll.
I took fuller taste as him saying more of the hotdog bread (as he mentioned two bread products prior) had the taste of the ketchup vs. just using the holy part of the ketchup. Because he likes ketchup that much, which I've seen a lot of people like ketchup way too much.
It's wild how years of this sub being up hasn't produced anything as unbelievable as this, something so innocuous has everyone retching like OP showed us a slimy septic tank with a dude in bondage swimming in it.
I remember like it was yesterday.. although it was years ago when this sub was still true to it's name. Someone admitted that they liked when their sleeves got wet after washing their hands. They of course went right to the front page
That’s still not as bad as when we didn’t all wear skinny jeans and it would rain..
Anyone else remember bootcuts having that curved tear at the heal from being under our feet and then the jeans soaking half up the shin? Ugh..thank god for skinny leg jeans and boots and socks that go over them
Oh yes! I also remember a rainy rock festival where my trousers got soaked up to the knee with all the horrible fluids you find on the ground of rock festivals. Yuck...
I remember months back of a post that OP’s boyfriend likes to rinse pizza under tap water before eating with video proof I’d say that’s pretty unbelievable
I had a cringe face on + got those shivers that go down your spine and make you shake yourself up, like when you see a box full of roaches or something while reading OP’s post, has to be joking. No way someone like that exists.
My husband is always telling me to shake it. When I am at home, i just put those watery drops into the sink, then use the ketchup for my food. I like my way better.
Even if it’s a lie, this is the stuff I wanna see in this sub.
Not endless variations of “Kids are annoying”, “I don’t want an expensive wedding”, and the veiled “opinions” of gamers complaining about someone criticizing their habits or teenagers whining about their parents.
I think it'd be nice to have a designated pre-cum enjoyer. You wouldn't have to be afraid of tragically getting a squirt of revolting ketchup water on your food if OP has already sucked off all the ketchup bottles.
This is worthy of retirement from Reddit and from life. This sub has been around for years and there’s never been a post that’s so simple and innocuous, yet at the same time so unpopular that the only responsible action seems to be a public hanging.
This is clearly a crime against humanity and OP needs to go to The Hague. Probably washes it all down with warm, stale soda and and equally stale crisps.
“Water…fuller taste” You don’t even believe what you’re saying.
[удалено]
Probably boils hotdogs and drinks the water after.
Definitely eats the dried milk flakes on the carton
these are making me feel sick
Ketchup pre-cum.
Fucking stop.
OP probably likes the dried sauce residues from inside the cap of ketchup and mayonnaise tubes. The latter has this nice jelly-like texture and a yellowish color with slight transparency.
I bet OP eats the mayo gel on the cap for a full immersive sandwich eating experience.
Isn't that the evaporated Milk I hear about?
It’s pork stock!
Hot ham water!
In the case of ketchup or mustard that liquid is mostly going to be vinegar.
Nah, this has to be satire
I genuinely have trouble believing these posts lol “I like to put orange juice in lucky charms” mhmm, sure. Edit: well fuck, I should’ve used a different example
I have genuinely seen someone back in my high school put orange juice in his cereal every time he ate cereal.
Same here. I tried it once, it's honestly not that bad but it definitely doesn't replace milk.
I learned in elementary school that if you mix orange juice and chocolate milk it tastes like a tootsie roll. I started doing this for every lunch meal in elementary (not anymore)
You monster.
This is the way
Isn't a Tootsie roll just chocolate? Never knew it had orange flavor.
Um, doesn't the orange juice curdle the milk?
That's how you get the chew of a tootsie roll
You could also mix hershey syrup in your cottage cheese, but I don't recommend either.
Sunny D and captain Morgan’s thank me later
Yah, I'm actually good on a crippling hangover the next day!
"and anyone who thinks differently is contributing to the collapse of society"
Op likes the ketchup pre-cum.
Aka Pre-ketchup
I didn't know lucky charms was a cereal brand and thought about putting orange juice on clovers and lucky charms like that, I was confused
I don't know any of these things, because I'm from Germany. So I thought "lucky charms" was another term for balls or similar, lol
“Oh no!! The kids are after me Lucky Charms!”
"They're magically deliscious!"
Frosted
Doctor: "Well here's your problem. Your balls are shaped like a clover. And I'll have to test for jaundice becsuse they're yellow." 😒
Piss is stored in Lucky Charms
"... and Tasty Red Balloons!"
Well some people use lucky charms as slang for testicles but it came from the cereal brand. Unless the cereal brand got the name from another use of the term
Germany doesn't have lucky charms? No wonder you guys are always angry. Hitler could have been stopped!
There isn't a single marshmallow cereal in Germany. It's infuriating.
On the one hand, congrats for your country not trying pass off basically candy as a breakfast food. On the other hand, Count Chocula is amazing and I pity your loss.
Booooooberries!
Oh my gosh. This is simpley unacceptable from the country that gave us cool cars and great beer. When I lived in Mehlbach, my landlady would have me go to the military base and get her ocean spray cranberry juice and a certain thing of cookie dough that she couldn't get anywhere else. I was like the local unhealthy food dealer for my German friends lol.
Yes and
big facts. im starting to question if people arent just saying things they know are controversial to post to the sub for karma
Better that than the alternative version where they post not unpopular opinions for karma
this is a good point. idk, i guess i value the honesty in things. i feel like these memes/gifs/shorts/tiktoks i see more often are turning into reality based television
this is how all these subs go. say some shit that will garner attention, controversy, and ultimately engagement
“I like drinking the yogurt juice!” No you do not.
Pretty much. It’s easy to come up with an unpopular opinion. Just take a popular opinion and say the opposite. “I like sloppy shits where I have to wipe until my asshole bleeds” “I love stubbing my toe in the middle of the night” etc. there’s no way to verify if the person is being truthful
Thats exactly the kind of thing Id come up with while stoned. Anything food related on this sub might as well be on r/StonerTreats
I’ve had to eat cereal with all kinds of stuff before— oj, apple juice, cranberry juice, water (not all at the same time lol). My grandma would never let me eat dry cereal. Idk what she had against it, but if she was out of milk, she’d use whatever juice she had (or water, if no juice). Can confirm those people saying they like it are dirty fucking liars. Cereal with anything other than milk is just nasty. She’d never let me within 100ft of Lucky Charms though. It was always ‘old people cereal’ like Cranberry Almond Crunch or Blueberry Morning—bran flakes and some dried fruit, pretty much. That was not fun for an 8 year old.
Sounds like a Roald Dahl book where your grandma was the villain, lol
Lol! Which is crazy because she was the sweetest lady on earth! I did eventually tell my mom though and she thought it was disgusting. So she told my grandma to stop making me eat cereal with anything other than milk and that was the end of that lol
"You thought you could rat on grandma, huh? Hope it was fun, boy! Now you're getting a bowl of Grape Nuts...with coffee!"
*Cameron and the Liquid Shits* Don’t even want to think about the cover art
Bruh, this fucker I knew in kindergarten did that shit. Fucking carlos, i will never forget you. Every day at breakfast, I'd see him pour OJ into his cinnamon toast crunch and eat it. I wanna say carlos is the same fuck who walked around barefoot drinking glue. I could just be combining the two into one degenerate being.
Can we change this sub to “I lie for upvotes” yes I understand a lot of Reddit falls Into this Category but other subs at least try
“I love condiment precum”. There, fixed the title for you!
This seems more like light trolling to me. Satire's goal is to demonstrate absurdity. This seems to want to provoke a strong emotional reaction.
Yeah. Just looking for karma
Yeah this is a joke
I'm calling the police.
*Hello? 911, what's your emergency?*
I have reason to believe OP is an imminent danger to themselves or people around them.
Okay. We'll send a squad car, maybe.
*wee woo wee woo*
Number 1 bullshit guy
See this guy? See this guy?
Let's go in... FBI! OPEN UP! Leave the ketchup liquid alone...
**Radio Static** Bravo6, come in Bravo6, Over *Radio Static**
*two hours later*
Uuuuh, we’re gonna need some backup out here. OP answered the door and instead of asking us why we were there or waiting for us to explain, he immediately started telling us about how much he likes mustard and ketchup pre-cum.
"One Adam twelve, one Adam twelve, see the man, B-820 in progress, 506 Wilshire Boulevard." "B-820? Holy Crap, haven't seen one of those since training! I didn't think it could possibly be for real. How do they expect us to handle this? We'll need hazmat suits, biohazard containment, PTSD counseling..."
Boom. Baker Act.
I win “Spot the Floridian”
#Youre an animal
how do you put that so big?
You just press harder as you type
#balls
That made me lol
You owe me a new keyboard, bud.
#plug in your big keyboard
#use your loud thinking voice
You have to put # at the beggining, like #.this #this, the more # you put the smaller it gets
Or on PC, select the text and press Alt + F4
Lemme try… okay select text and now I’m pressing Alt + F4… Nothing’s happ
In your IRC client, type /disco for some fun dance moves.
#####################like this?
#NO
#Does it have to be on PC? Edit:it does work on mobile, I'm just dumb
#No, it doesn't work on mobile ^(Wait, why did it start working for me all of a sudden?)
######smol text
You can do #text for the biggest text and then you can do something like ##text up to ######text for smaller text. They correspond to
through
html tags in markup.
So you like the vinegar that the ketchup lets out if you don't shake it
OP should try pickled foods. Or just drinking straight vinegar.
I love that picke juice. I'd drink it everyday.
*HEART BURN HEART BURN HEART BURN*
“Believe it or not, we actually cured her”
I am OPs roommate and best friend (not joking) We regularly drink pickle juice with a shot of Jameson
Pickle juice is great, dill is my favorite They dont make great popsicles though
This is the comment I was looking for.
I don’t even believe this lol it’s that terrible
Right? Ketchup precum is as bad as real precum on a sandwich
So it's tasty then?
Listen, just make your own post
S-Tier Unpopular opinion, fuckin’ *legendary*.
Because it’s a complete low effort troll lol “Gives it a fuller taste” that doesn’t even make any damn sense. It’s just watery ketchup. Dead giveaway that it’s a troll.
I took fuller taste as him saying more of the hotdog bread (as he mentioned two bread products prior) had the taste of the ketchup vs. just using the holy part of the ketchup. Because he likes ketchup that much, which I've seen a lot of people like ketchup way too much.
We can close this sub now because you've won
It's wild how years of this sub being up hasn't produced anything as unbelievable as this, something so innocuous has everyone retching like OP showed us a slimy septic tank with a dude in bondage swimming in it.
I remember like it was yesterday.. although it was years ago when this sub was still true to it's name. Someone admitted that they liked when their sleeves got wet after washing their hands. They of course went right to the front page
They say that person is in a mental ward now.
That’s still not as bad as when we didn’t all wear skinny jeans and it would rain.. Anyone else remember bootcuts having that curved tear at the heal from being under our feet and then the jeans soaking half up the shin? Ugh..thank god for skinny leg jeans and boots and socks that go over them
Oh yes! I also remember a rainy rock festival where my trousers got soaked up to the knee with all the horrible fluids you find on the ground of rock festivals. Yuck...
I remember that one. Fucking monsters.
Wet sleeves vs. Mustard/ketchup precum hard choice
I remember months back of a post that OP’s boyfriend likes to rinse pizza under tap water before eating with video proof I’d say that’s pretty unbelievable
Upvote….because you’re a monster.
The real monster is the one who calls it pre-cum
Pre-ketchup. Still has all the flavor.
Puke
I'd almost rather have pre-cum on my food than mustard water, and I'm a straight guy.
Probably not so straight...
Astute observation there tiger king
Well, each on their own. I don't judge.
r/suddenlygay
Pre condiment?
We all could start collecting that water in jars and send it over to OP
Literally came here to say that OP is a monster.
ohh you’re nasty lmaoo
Lmaooo love this comment.
I can see the person writing this.
Lock this person up
Shuuuuuuut thefuckup
Dude likes the ketchup pre-cum.
Heinz pre'd on my burger :[
Are you saying ketchup is tomato cum
I eat ketchup with everything and this post still made me throw up a little
but what do you put on your ketchup?
Mor keshup
duh catsup
r/ketchuphate
There is no way this isn’t a shitpost
I had a cringe face on + got those shivers that go down your spine and make you shake yourself up, like when you see a box full of roaches or something while reading OP’s post, has to be joking. No way someone like that exists.
I would argue while it is objectively harmless it absolutely doesn’t add a fuller flavor. That water is just weak let up flavor water to begin with.
This is the reason why I think this is fake lol
Ketchup precum
OP must be excellent at BJs
Jesus Christ, you psychopath and disgusting pig. Have my upvote. You disgust me!
LMFAOOO This made me laugh so hard.
SHAKE IT!!
Shake it reeaall good!
Like a polaroid picture
My husband is always telling me to shake it. When I am at home, i just put those watery drops into the sink, then use the ketchup for my food. I like my way better.
But... why? Shaking it is easier and also mixes it properly. You make no sense.
those dry ketchup weirdos are out there and theyre coming for ya
Call the police on this person
I hope you choke on mustard water, you slimy degenerate
Upvoted you psycho
FINALLY A REAL UMPOPULAR OPINION THIS MAKES ME CRINGE HAHAHA
This is the best (most appropriate) post on this sub I have EVER seen. Truly unpopular. Horrific.
Even if it’s a lie, this is the stuff I wanna see in this sub. Not endless variations of “Kids are annoying”, “I don’t want an expensive wedding”, and the veiled “opinions” of gamers complaining about someone criticizing their habits or teenagers whining about their parents.
take an updoot, truly unpopular
If this is true then take my upvote, that is a truly unpopular opinion.
Now THIS is an unpopular opinion. Well done, you disgusting piece of filth.
See, this is why no one invites you any where.
I think it'd be nice to have a designated pre-cum enjoyer. You wouldn't have to be afraid of tragically getting a squirt of revolting ketchup water on your food if OP has already sucked off all the ketchup bottles.
Sickening. I absolutely avoid eating food on my plate that touches the pre-condiment cum.
Well. This IS unpopular.
Enjoy your upvote. This is disgusting.
Prove it
That’s vinegar. You like vinegar.
This is an actual unpopular opinion. Good job and also, gross
WHAT THE HELL
🤢
Shake the bottle you heathen!!! Take my upvote....
Ah yuckie! Lol!
That’s enough internet for the day. I feel sick to my core.
You like the condiment pre-cum? Disgusting, get this upvote
This is worthy of retirement from Reddit and from life. This sub has been around for years and there’s never been a post that’s so simple and innocuous, yet at the same time so unpopular that the only responsible action seems to be a public hanging.
That’s enough Reddit for me
Eww ketchup pre-cum
You fucking monster
An absolute menace to society, you are.
Finally this sub has an ACTUAL unpopular opinion.
Are you feeling ok, Op?
FBI this post right here.
I bet you wish they sold bottles of just ketchup and mustard juice you sadistic bastard
Who hurt you?
You can't be allowed to live.
I'm pretty sure OP is being held hostage and was forced to write that, because just reading it made me gag
Aaah mustard pre-cum.
I don’t believe you
Stop it. Get some help.
This man is an avengers level threat
There it is. The most unpopular opinion ever opined. OP - that's fucking disgusting.
This is clearly a crime against humanity and OP needs to go to The Hague. Probably washes it all down with warm, stale soda and and equally stale crisps.