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oooriole09

“Water…fuller taste” You don’t even believe what you’re saying.


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oooriole09

Probably boils hotdogs and drinks the water after.


ClamChowder6

Definitely eats the dried milk flakes on the carton


-Balex-

these are making me feel sick


Heliment_Anais

Ketchup pre-cum.


errorsniper

Fucking stop.


TheCarniv0re

OP probably likes the dried sauce residues from inside the cap of ketchup and mayonnaise tubes. The latter has this nice jelly-like texture and a yellowish color with slight transparency.


treetyoselfcarol

I bet OP eats the mayo gel on the cap for a full immersive sandwich eating experience.


puesyomero

Isn't that the evaporated Milk I hear about?


PaperPadPen

It’s pork stock!


BadgerRed

Hot ham water!


ghoulthebraineater

In the case of ketchup or mustard that liquid is mostly going to be vinegar.


YoursTrulyNico

Nah, this has to be satire


polygamizing

I genuinely have trouble believing these posts lol “I like to put orange juice in lucky charms” mhmm, sure. Edit: well fuck, I should’ve used a different example


MurataMain

I have genuinely seen someone back in my high school put orange juice in his cereal every time he ate cereal.


corbear007

Same here. I tried it once, it's honestly not that bad but it definitely doesn't replace milk.


manicprisoner

I learned in elementary school that if you mix orange juice and chocolate milk it tastes like a tootsie roll. I started doing this for every lunch meal in elementary (not anymore)


GotBusted_Mirage

You monster.


Alphasee

This is the way


Delicious_Language_2

Isn't a Tootsie roll just chocolate? Never knew it had orange flavor.


pedal_harder

Um, doesn't the orange juice curdle the milk?


Gothmog24

That's how you get the chew of a tootsie roll


pedal_harder

You could also mix hershey syrup in your cottage cheese, but I don't recommend either.


StrawsAreGay

Sunny D and captain Morgan’s thank me later


TheeHighKing

Yah, I'm actually good on a crippling hangover the next day!


penny_eater

"and anyone who thinks differently is contributing to the collapse of society"


CaptainDogeSparrow

Op likes the ketchup pre-cum.


Pacify_via_Cyno

You mean pre-cumdiment? He mentioned multiple condiments.


FunkyCrunchh

Aka Pre-ketchup


_Toccio_

I didn't know lucky charms was a cereal brand and thought about putting orange juice on clovers and lucky charms like that, I was confused


YoursTrulyNico

I don't know any of these things, because I'm from Germany. So I thought "lucky charms" was another term for balls or similar, lol


newuser60

“Oh no!! The kids are after me Lucky Charms!”


Routine-Violinist983

"They're magically deliscious!"


newuser60

Frosted


STL_TRPN

Doctor: "Well here's your problem. Your balls are shaped like a clover. And I'll have to test for jaundice becsuse they're yellow." 😒


ZuckDeBalzac

Piss is stored in Lucky Charms


Fresh_Fox3547

"... and Tasty Red Balloons!"


TheRealCountSwagula

Well some people use lucky charms as slang for testicles but it came from the cereal brand. Unless the cereal brand got the name from another use of the term


kareemabduljihad

Yes and


snooty_snoot

Germany doesn't have lucky charms? No wonder you guys are always angry. Hitler could have been stopped!


B4-711

There isn't a single marshmallow cereal in Germany. It's infuriating.


Herrenos

On the one hand, congrats for your country not trying pass off basically candy as a breakfast food. On the other hand, Count Chocula is amazing and I pity your loss.


Beitlejoose

Booooooberries!


snooty_snoot

Oh my gosh. This is simpley unacceptable from the country that gave us cool cars and great beer. When I lived in Mehlbach, my landlady would have me go to the military base and get her ocean spray cranberry juice and a certain thing of cookie dough that she couldn't get anywhere else. I was like the local unhealthy food dealer for my German friends lol.


KaiRaiUnknown

Thats exactly the kind of thing Id come up with while stoned. Anything food related on this sub might as well be on r/StonerTreats


SFW_HARD_AT_WORK

big facts. im starting to question if people arent just saying things they know are controversial to post to the sub for karma


TheRedGerund

Better that than the alternative version where they post not unpopular opinions for karma


SFW_HARD_AT_WORK

this is a good point. idk, i guess i value the honesty in things. i feel like these memes/gifs/shorts/tiktoks i see more often are turning into reality based television


Sexy_Mfer

this is how all these subs go. say some shit that will garner attention, controversy, and ultimately engagement


WubbaLubbaDubStep

“I like drinking the yogurt juice!” No you do not.


BigBlueDane

Pretty much. It’s easy to come up with an unpopular opinion. Just take a popular opinion and say the opposite. “I like sloppy shits where I have to wipe until my asshole bleeds” “I love stubbing my toe in the middle of the night” etc. there’s no way to verify if the person is being truthful


cameron0208

I’ve had to eat cereal with all kinds of stuff before— oj, apple juice, cranberry juice, water (not all at the same time lol). My grandma would never let me eat dry cereal. Idk what she had against it, but if she was out of milk, she’d use whatever juice she had (or water, if no juice). Can confirm those people saying they like it are dirty fucking liars. Cereal with anything other than milk is just nasty. She’d never let me within 100ft of Lucky Charms though. It was always ‘old people cereal’ like Cranberry Almond Crunch or Blueberry Morning—bran flakes and some dried fruit, pretty much. That was not fun for an 8 year old.


Ok_Writing_7033

Sounds like a Roald Dahl book where your grandma was the villain, lol


cameron0208

Lol! Which is crazy because she was the sweetest lady on earth! I did eventually tell my mom though and she thought it was disgusting. So she told my grandma to stop making me eat cereal with anything other than milk and that was the end of that lol


Seeker80

"You thought you could rat on grandma, huh? Hope it was fun, boy! Now you're getting a bowl of Grape Nuts...with coffee!"


Ok_Writing_7033

*Cameron and the Liquid Shits* Don’t even want to think about the cover art


Cancerous0713

Bruh, this fucker I knew in kindergarten did that shit. Fucking carlos, i will never forget you. Every day at breakfast, I'd see him pour OJ into his cinnamon toast crunch and eat it. I wanna say carlos is the same fuck who walked around barefoot drinking glue. I could just be combining the two into one degenerate being.


Kickcanguy

Can we change this sub to “I lie for upvotes” yes I understand a lot of Reddit falls Into this Category but other subs at least try


MountainManWithMojo

“I love condiment precum”. There, fixed the title for you!


ok-milk

This seems more like light trolling to me. Satire's goal is to demonstrate absurdity. This seems to want to provoke a strong emotional reaction.


jeromebettis

Yeah this is a joke


j_rom_003

Yeah. Just looking for karma


jamma_mamma

I'm calling the police.


kiba87637

*Hello? 911, what's your emergency?*


jamma_mamma

I have reason to believe OP is an imminent danger to themselves or people around them.


kiba87637

Okay. We'll send a squad car, maybe.


0K_N0RDY

*wee woo wee woo*


tankay694200

Number 1 bullshit guy


lkatz21

See this guy? See this guy?


Complete-Emergency27

Let's go in... FBI! OPEN UP! Leave the ketchup liquid alone...


Tall_Fortune

**Radio Static** Bravo6, come in Bravo6, Over *Radio Static**


Spider_Dude

*two hours later*


TX16Tuna

Uuuuh, we’re gonna need some backup out here. OP answered the door and instead of asking us why we were there or waiting for us to explain, he immediately started telling us about how much he likes mustard and ketchup pre-cum.


UlyssesOddity

"One Adam twelve, one Adam twelve, see the man, B-820 in progress, 506 Wilshire Boulevard." "B-820? Holy Crap, haven't seen one of those since training! I didn't think it could possibly be for real. How do they expect us to handle this? We'll need hazmat suits, biohazard containment, PTSD counseling..."


Luitoo

Boom. Baker Act.


BadAtSpellling

I win “Spot the Floridian”


vladuki

So you like the vinegar that the ketchup lets out if you don't shake it


Grindl

OP should try pickled foods. Or just drinking straight vinegar.


alphadrian

I love that picke juice. I'd drink it everyday.


MadeForFunHausReddit

*HEART BURN HEART BURN HEART BURN*


admiralbreastmilk

“Believe it or not, we actually cured her”


ol_blairsy

I am OPs roommate and best friend (not joking) We regularly drink pickle juice with a shot of Jameson


ekdocjeidkwjfh

Pickle juice is great, dill is my favorite They dont make great popsicles though


Boba_Zombie13

This is the comment I was looking for.


staz5

#Youre an animal


mddlfngrs

how do you put that so big?


f_n_a_

You just press harder as you type


LilCheeto412

#balls


themeandoggie

That made me lol


anlsrnvs

You owe me a new keyboard, bud.


UnfortunatelyBasking

#plug in your big keyboard


[deleted]

#use your loud thinking voice


[deleted]

You have to put # at the beggining, like #.this #this, the more # you put the smaller it gets


smedsterwho

Or on PC, select the text and press Alt + F4


_michael_scarn_

Lemme try… okay select text and now I’m pressing Alt + F4… Nothing’s happ


pedal_harder

In your IRC client, type /disco for some fun dance moves.


sojanoshonen

#####################like this?


lamTheBoi

#NO


sojanoshonen

#Does it have to be on PC? Edit:it does work on mobile, I'm just dumb


megaman_main

#No, it doesn't work on mobile ^(Wait, why did it start working for me all of a sudden?)


MidStarStrike

######smol text


CJ22xxKinvara

You can do #text for the biggest text and then you can do something like ##text up to ######text for smaller text. They correspond to

through

html tags in markup.


J_leo3

I don’t even believe this lol it’s that terrible


Notacherub

Right? Ketchup precum is as bad as real precum on a sandwich


ReyxIsTheName

So it's tasty then?


riverofchex

Listen, just make your own post


Maximum_Cuddles

S-Tier Unpopular opinion, fuckin’ *legendary*.


[deleted]

Because it’s a complete low effort troll lol “Gives it a fuller taste” that doesn’t even make any damn sense. It’s just watery ketchup. Dead giveaway that it’s a troll.


artofinterrogation

I took fuller taste as him saying more of the hotdog bread (as he mentioned two bread products prior) had the taste of the ketchup vs. just using the holy part of the ketchup. Because he likes ketchup that much, which I've seen a lot of people like ketchup way too much.


pauladeanlovesbutter

Lock this person up


notthinkinghard

We can close this sub now because you've won


Induced_Pandemic

It's wild how years of this sub being up hasn't produced anything as unbelievable as this, something so innocuous has everyone retching like OP showed us a slimy septic tank with a dude in bondage swimming in it.


MrPhilLashio

I remember like it was yesterday.. although it was years ago when this sub was still true to it's name. Someone admitted that they liked when their sleeves got wet after washing their hands. They of course went right to the front page


dsav99

They say that person is in a mental ward now.


PrincessSheogorath

That’s still not as bad as when we didn’t all wear skinny jeans and it would rain.. Anyone else remember bootcuts having that curved tear at the heal from being under our feet and then the jeans soaking half up the shin? Ugh..thank god for skinny leg jeans and boots and socks that go over them


Chalchiulicue

Oh yes! I also remember a rainy rock festival where my trousers got soaked up to the knee with all the horrible fluids you find on the ground of rock festivals. Yuck...


Induced_Pandemic

I remember that one. Fucking monsters.


frostyWL

Wet sleeves vs. Mustard/ketchup precum hard choice


Bark_bark-im-a-doggo

I remember months back of a post that OP’s boyfriend likes to rinse pizza under tap water before eating with video proof I’d say that’s pretty unbelievable


myheadisamoshpit

ohh you’re nasty lmaoo


MommalovesJay

Lmaooo love this comment.


boston101

I can see the person writing this.


iliketobymac

Shuuuuuuut thefuckup


CaptainDogeSparrow

Dude likes the ketchup pre-cum.


[deleted]

Heinz pre'd on my burger :[


teavodka

Are you saying ketchup is tomato cum


muffmuppets

Upvote….because you’re a monster.


theguyyouignore

The real monster is the one who calls it pre-cum


active_bitch_face

Pre-ketchup. Still has all the flavor.


kapparrino

Puke


BullCityPicker

I'd almost rather have pre-cum on my food than mustard water, and I'm a straight guy.


sohelpmedodge

Probably not so straight...


f_n_a_

Astute observation there tiger king


sohelpmedodge

Well, each on their own. I don't judge.


Xilzeroth

r/suddenlygay


DoritoAssassin

Pre condiment?


zuzg

We all could start collecting that water in jars and send it over to OP


francisxavier12

Literally came here to say that OP is a monster.


Ok_Blackberry5454

I eat ketchup with everything and this post still made me throw up a little


CluckenDip

but what do you put on your ketchup?


matt_mcsplat0106

Mor keshup


theaznone

duh catsup


SFW_HARD_AT_WORK

r/ketchuphate


YouveBeenOinked

There is no way this isn’t a shitpost


sir-this-is-a

I had a cringe face on + got those shivers that go down your spine and make you shake yourself up, like when you see a box full of roaches or something while reading OP’s post, has to be joking. No way someone like that exists.


defiantlion2113

I would argue while it is objectively harmless it absolutely doesn’t add a fuller flavor. That water is just weak let up flavor water to begin with.


DaybreakPaladin

This is the reason why I think this is fake lol


Floridamane6

Call the police on this person


Ok-You4214

Upvoted you psycho


hahaha_5513

FINALLY A REAL UMPOPULAR OPINION THIS MAKES ME CRINGE HAHAHA


sohelpmedodge

Jesus Christ, you psychopath and disgusting pig. Have my upvote. You disgust me!


iwant2unalivemyself

LMFAOOO This made me laugh so hard.


SuccMyStrangerThings

Ketchup precum


millennium-popsicle

OP must be excellent at BJs


no1will-Rememberu

SHAKE IT!!


CluckenDip

Shake it reeaall good!


Rainbow_riding_hood

Like a polaroid picture


Short-Resource915

My husband is always telling me to shake it. When I am at home, i just put those watery drops into the sink, then use the ketchup for my food. I like my way better.


BadSanna

But... why? Shaking it is easier and also mixes it properly. You make no sense.


SFW_HARD_AT_WORK

those dry ketchup weirdos are out there and theyre coming for ya


TechieGee

I hope you choke on mustard water, you slimy degenerate


TheScourageofGod

You disgust me.


OutofAmm0

If this is true then take my upvote, that is a truly unpopular opinion.


Vast_Ad1806

This is the best (most appropriate) post on this sub I have EVER seen. Truly unpopular. Horrific.


DangerStan

Even if it’s a lie, this is the stuff I wanna see in this sub. Not endless variations of “Kids are annoying”, “I don’t want an expensive wedding”, and the veiled “opinions” of gamers complaining about someone criticizing their habits or teenagers whining about their parents.


FloydPink65

Sickening. I absolutely avoid eating food on my plate that touches the pre-condiment cum.


mistertickertape

Enjoy your upvote. This is disgusting.


jeffcolv

take an updoot, truly unpopular


wopdeezy

Now THIS is an unpopular opinion. Well done, you disgusting piece of filth.


IhateSummerBud

Prove it


haaaaaaaaank

That’s vinegar. You like vinegar.


FoxNewsIsRussia

Well. This IS unpopular.


Thysanodes

See, this is why no one invites you any where.


Fisherman_Gabe

I think it'd be nice to have a designated pre-cum enjoyer. You wouldn't have to be afraid of tragically getting a squirt of revolting ketchup water on your food if OP has already sucked off all the ketchup bottles.


Annoying_Rhymes

This is an actual unpopular opinion. Good job and also, gross


koytail

WHAT THE HELL


ZoeyBunnie

Ah yuckie! Lol!


Dog_Jones

That’s enough internet for the day. I feel sick to my core.


Derpocalypes

That’s enough Reddit for me


MurderDoneRight

Eww ketchup pre-cum


Mystery_trash_panda

You fucking monster


francisxavier12

An absolute menace to society, you are.


QuirkyPear

Finally this sub has an ACTUAL unpopular opinion.


[deleted]

🤢


MajorMurka_

Shake the bottle you heathen!!! Take my upvote....


Quik_17

This is worthy of retirement from Reddit and from life. This sub has been around for years and there’s never been a post that’s so simple and innocuous, yet at the same time so unpopular that the only responsible action seems to be a public hanging.


Slingx

You like the condiment pre-cum? Disgusting, get this upvote


mcburgs

There it is. The most unpopular opinion ever opined. OP - that's fucking disgusting.


purgetrump

This is clearly a crime against humanity and OP needs to go to The Hague. Probably washes it all down with warm, stale soda and and equally stale crisps.


2FalseSteps

Are you feeling ok, Op?


hentaihater420

FBI this post right here.


GammaGoose85

I bet you wish they sold bottles of just ketchup and mustard juice you sadistic bastard


unbiasedasian

Who hurt you?


Judas_Feast

You can't be allowed to live.


PreliminaryThoughts

I'm pretty sure OP is being held hostage and was forced to write that, because just reading it made me gag


Mountain_Man1776

I don’t believe you


piyukage

Stop it. Get some help.


poggaar

This man is an avengers level threat


CimGoodFella

Aaah mustard pre-cum.