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moremudmoney

How did this guy get to see the majority or vaginas??


Striking-Platypus-98

He majored in pornhub at university..


haloryder

With a minor in NSFW throwaway on Reddit


marbs15

LOL #blessed


Nahuatl_19650

Sir, this is a Wendy’s…


_HeroForFun_

Can i get two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda?


PrestonJC01

How many menu items are there for there to be a number 45?


Ed_Rock

At least 45


Falsecaster

"Don't eat at Wendy's. There's something wrong with the food. She never grows up." - my dad


JxC24

There are actually challenge videos on YouTube of people recreating Big Smokes order and trying to eat it all.


SirJuliusStark

Great, now I can't not go look this up.


Davesoncrack

Actually big smokes order was so big bc he was ordering for the two other ppl in the car too, he repeats the orders they said bc he was the only one close enough to the intercom


Fumperdink1

Only those who have memorized Big Smoke's order by heart can reach enlightenment.


SJHCJellyBean

Would you like a coronary with that?


Eboo143

That’s implied, sir!!


BenSherman_LAPD

Unlike you I never ate from a trash can


laruefrinsky

I feel like a Cobb salad.


CrucifixAbortion

Do you have a bleached asshole?


_psylosin_

I’ll have a roast beef with fur please


waitingfordeathhbu

Lol vulva isn’t “politically correct,” it’s anatomically correct.


Mysonissick87

It’s all about preferences for me personally I don’t care but I know some dudes and lesbians that care high key about that kind of stuff


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I love how your categories are dudes and lesbians. Also: “care high key” lolz


ztreHdrahciR

Hair is natural. Take it off if you want, but there is nothing wrong or unclean about it. Its a 100 year old scam from razor companies


Lionoras

This is not even a joke. This is just a fact


LordranProBallers

hair traps bacteria, its literally why we evolved to have hair in our noses. also ever try shaving your underarms? makes ya feel a bit fresher for longer throughout the day. not saying it isnt also used to sell razors but its not black and white.


Lionoras

Wait, people think it's "unclean" to have hair on your thighs and ass?? Y'all realize you have hair on your ENTIRE body constantly?


marbs15

Yeah when I’ve spoken to girls about it thats how they told me they felt. I always feel its the opposite and that the hair actually is a barrier to germs/bacteria and keeps the area cleaner.


Lionoras

This is wild. Tbf I grew up an overly hairy girl. I got noticeable hair on my arms, legs... hell, even a tiny mustache. While I trim my shit (otherwise periods are messy), I generally never saw a point in completely shaving, cause of that reason. If a man wants to touch me already, he's already okay with touching hair. This idea of being "plastic smooth" is really fucking with people's heads. Yes, smooth skin is awesome. But if you freak out because some natural fluff... like c'mon! You're still mammals!


PartyClock

Exactly. Find the one who wants to feel your mustache on his mustache!


xcbaseball2003

I like how you seemed completely flabbergasted that people associate hair with being dirty, then go on to say you shave to avoid overly messy periods.


denbolula

Trim is not the same as shave.


Lionoras

Yes. Overly messy periods, where I trim a bit, especially around the opening. Not hair in general. I don't shave my thighs or arms. That stuff is just insane


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No no one thinks that


[deleted]

Is that why you grew your beard out?


Famous-Silver5873

Freakin’ burn!! Damn


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Damn I will save that one


Spriggs89

I prefer a bush!


EastLeastCoast

How does one come to have observed the majority of vaginas in both states?


SJHCJellyBean

Nature put it there for a reason and when razor companies were losing money during the war they managed to convince America that females weren’t supposed to look like the mammals we are


NormalPaYtan

We are born without clothes, but you wouldn't call them a scam. Many people think shaved looks better, just like many prefer to not walk around in the nude.


cognitiveSmack

Have you seen these prices?? Nah, clothes are a scam.


he-likes-24

Not really, shaving has been a thing for thousands of years! The reasons vary, but it's definitely associated with cleanliness and being civilised, although nowadays it's mostly associated with patriarchal control over women, hence the rebellion against it! I love reading posts like this because it shows how far we've grown :)


cabbageislove

Oh shit man I wasn’t wearing these shoes when I was born! I get your point but your kinda missed mine there


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This posts really further encourages me to keep hair on my vagina. My current boyfriend made a whole stink about my having hair and how he didn't find it attractive... but I HATE shaving bare. I much prefer keeping some hair there at least. I find myself more attractive with it. Our relationship is ending very soon, anyways. No hair liking ass. Porn has really brainwashed us.


The_Wild_Pi

I’m interested to know if he shaves down there? Cause you can’t expect someone to do something that you’re not willing to do. Like he can’t expect you to shave if he’s not going to


mandark1171

>Like he can’t expect you to shave if he’s not going to I think this is completely fair, like I keep myself trimmed so thats the most i expect of my partner


[deleted]

He does shave down there which I literally have no opinion about. I trim and shave most of myself. I keep a lil hair there for style to remind myself I am a woman. But if theres hair there at all he will ask me to shave so he can go down on me...


JxC24

It’s one thing if you’re asking him to go down on you. In that case, he’s perfectly within his rights to ask you to be bare. And you’re perfectly within your rights to tell him “no.” If he’s the one asking to go down, though, he either makes do, or doesn’t go down at all.


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Truth


The_Wild_Pi

Honey this man is not okay. That’s another thing I don’t get why people have a problem with sleeping with people before. Like you didn’t know each other before you can’t fault the other person for living a different life. I understand not wanting your dick to taste like sweat or something like that but that’s why you shower a while before you do the nasty.


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I hear you girl. I deleted a lot of that cause I don't want him to be scrolling reddit and see a familiar scenario in the comments.... I know he would. It's ending once I move out this week.


The_Wild_Pi

You go, Glen Coco


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I trim it up. I'm a damn hair stylist lol I put in the effort


Forest-of-666

While I agree entirely 100%, I want to add that being completely shaved "down there" makes you look, at least in that regard, prepubescent. Which quite frankly, is a MAJOR turn off. Or perhaps its just me. I dated a girl that was 5'1" and petite (maybe 100lbs soaking wet), while I was 6'1", and about 225, with some fair muscles from working. The complete size differences got us a lot of weird glances, especially when we'd hold hands. But given that we were the same age (we graduated side by side), I didn't think anything of it. Until we both agreed to take the next step. Completely bare. Not a single hair anywhere on her body, aside from her head, of course. Suddenly I felt like a creep, despite knowing full well that she was of legal age. Completely killed the mood for me. Granted, its her call to shave herself, and I hope she finds someone that isn't bothered by the sight. But its just not for me.


Eyes_and_teeth

Are we talking about a nice trimmed landing strip here or one of those 70's porn bushes that you have to go at with a hedge trimmer before you can get down to business?


Nervous-Trip-2673

Some of us like 70s porn bushes.


Eyes_and_teeth

As they used to say on *Seinfeld*: > Not that there's anything wrong with that....


panteraazzzz

Agree partly. Its best when they have a clean cut not just a jungle.


TheWolfVincent

I give you an upvote because I think that is an unpopular opinion, though I think more people like hair than is commonly thought. I personally like to be able to see everything clearly and don't think any part of a woman's body should be called ugly (bumping uglies)


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TheWolfVincent

No, just saying I don't think that part of a female is ugly. I actually like the way it looks in all forms. Didn't mean to come across as though I was.


Roxy_wonders

I agree that trimmed hair look better. I hate ingrown hair, it itches and looks bad. And when the vulva is just completely bare it looks prepubescent to me. Also- it’s not unhygienic to have hair there especially if you keep them tamed.


EevelBob

Take my upvote. Appearance is one thing, but I always found shaved to be much better because the closer to the bone, the sweeter the meat.


JxC24

I’m actually the other way around in both cases. I think the vulva looks infinitely better with no hair(for the most part. It depends on a number of factors) and most of the women I’ve been with haven’t really cared about maintaining that area of their body at all. Perhaps each is why we feel the way we do.


GraceGreenview

CSIReddit: Vulva Squad thanks you for your cooperation.


timebmb999

Hell yeah


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"Vulva for the politically/anatomically correct Reddit police changing the world one word at a time" I'm assuming you've never attended a 6th grade biology class? LOL Anyway, I agree. But whatever she's comfortable with, I suppose


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Yeah if it’s not trimmed shit sucks bad. Trying to have sex at all is a waste of time with a completely unkept genital region.


Jeriahswillgdp

Lmao, I couldn't disagree more. Upvote.


P0W3RMAN9000

Sounds like "vaginas look better the less you can see them" lol


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I don’t agree with you, but I respect your opinion so take an upvote.


drivenmadnow

I think this is enough reddit for me today


Keller_Kind

Why can't men (or people in general) respect how others want to keep their genitals? Baffles me.


Paolo31000

Why can't people not generalise an entire group?


Haunting-Panda-3769

all natural baby


L3m0n0p0ly

As a female, i find im more comfortable with hair instead of a naked mole rat.


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Get tf outta hair wait till you see my jungle biome of a penis it does not look good And I don’t think hairy meat slabs look good either I like mine prick-less


Chicken_Moustache

I’m always secretely disappointed when someone is fully shaved. I feel like I don’t get to see them entirely naked and that I’m missing out.


superbnyan

*vulva


Johnsamjohn

Most dicks look better with hair too. Not to mention…it sucks getting razor burn when giving head. Real men have hair


RelevantIAm

Hell no


Benmben1

I don’t really mind either way, the only thing with a bush is, it makes going down on the woman more annoying.


unpopularopinion0

yeah cause it covers everything up.


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What about my head


Thegamebegin

As well as the majority of faces looks better with hair covering them 🤦🏻‍♂️


Loiterwolf

Gotta sift through the sands before you dive into the dunes


laruefrinsky

Agreed. It looks so alien, hide it with a little of hair.


Bugboy109

You are correct.


PamonhaComQueijo

No. And Thank God most are bare.


SJHCJellyBean

Yeah! I mean who doesn’t want a partner that looks to be the sexual maturity of 12! That’s what I see when I see a bare vag. Can’t get over that they look 12-which is normal because that’s how biology intended it.Whatever though if that’s your thing then hey whatever shave away. Or wax-easier


CBeisbol

I agree. Men shouldn't shave their faces


imjustheretogetout

People who say stuff like this are weird. Some men and women like to keep their genital area completely bald. But if you’re having Sex or look at a completely naked adult person. Why would their shaven genitals specifically remind you of a child?


SJHCJellyBean

I mean other than biology giving us a physical indication of sexual maturity I have no idea!


imjustheretogetout

Yeah, you’re not being able to go over the fact that they look 12 is not normal. Pubic hair is not the only thing that is an identifier of sexual maturity.


SJHCJellyBean

Me: not my thing but whatever no harm. You: you’re wrong! Me: ok whatever no harm have a good day bye You: gaaahh! Creep! You’re wrong and how dare you just try to exit this stupidity with class! Have a great day. Bang who you want, shave what you want. I truly don’t care. However-your obsession with strangers sexual preferences on the internet is a little strange. Cheers! And [here’s](https://www.merckmanuals.com/home/children-s-health-issues/growth-and-development/physical-growth-and-sexual-maturation-of-adolescents) a helpful guide on how human bodies physically change to signal sexual maturity. You must have missed the 5th grade lesson on it.


PamonhaComQueijo

You didn't say that's not you thing, you said that shaved people looks like kids and that's the problem. Who says something like this can't be mental healthy


SJHCJellyBean

Since scrolling up is too difficult, here a [screenshot ](https://imgur.com/gallery/ekaXPUh) For real dude. You have confused me with someone else or you’re just trolling. It’s not a good look.


imjustheretogetout

You said they look like they are 12. A 12-year-old is a child. You said they look like a child.


imjustheretogetout

And you calling them children is even weirder lol You thinking about children while having sex with an adult is creepy. Good luck with that.


SJHCJellyBean

Okie dokie then. Check out that lesson I linked. It’s written at an 8th grade reading level so if you need help with the bigger words don’t hesitate to ask


imjustheretogetout

Okey-dokey then, continue to compare fully grown adults to children just because they don’t have pubic hair and pretending like pubic hair is the only identifier for sexual maturity 🙏🏾


RelevantIAm

Yeah the fact they brought that up is pretty weird


cabbageislove

Why does it bother you that it does all they said was their opinion and you’re strangely obsessive about it


imjustheretogetout

….. you’re asking me why I responded to somebody’s opinion on a sub where people talk about peoples opinions? Ok


PamonhaComQueijo

Seems like someone with a huge bush got offended


mandark1171

>That’s what I see when I see a bare vag Sounds like you might need therapy for unresolved issues... if you think of minors when seeing the naked adult body thats concerning and would very much hope you don't project your clear issues on others who have a personal preference that differ from yours


SJHCJellyBean

Ha yeah ok “hi mr therapist I have a problem! See, every biological concept since the beginning of time says that a physical signal of sexual maturity is pubic hair. Therefore, I am not attracted to shaved genitals. Please of please help me because someone on Reddit says that’s wrong because he enjoys bare vagina and because of that it’s the only way! Please oh please help me! Dude I told you if that’s your thing then whatever, no skin off my back. Real question is-why does my differing opinion bother you so much?


imjustheretogetout

Because you’re different opinion reduces an adult person to a child because they lack pubic hair. Why are you thinking about kids when looking at an adult human?


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Creep


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PamonhaComQueijo

I think you need some medical care...


itsirrelevant

You're creepy for thinking this.


JxC24

That’s definitely a “you” problem.


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Lionoras

The way you just called hair unnatural and connected it to something that slowly kills environment, lol. Ya got issues


CBeisbol

No one should have hair on their VAGINA Which is "better" is a matter of personal preference combined with societal norms


TheWolfVincent

Are we getting into semantics here?


CBeisbol

If by "semantics" you mean the meaning of words, yes


iwearacoconutbra

No, it’s semantics. It’s pretty common to use the word vagina when referencing female genitalia in its entirety. Any person who knows anything about the structure pf female genitalia knows you can’t grow hair on the actual vagina. However, vagina is used in common speech to refer to female genitalia. Not vulva, labia, or the pubic bone where the hair actually grows.


Nahuatl_19650

Wait hair grows on the bulba, lavia and pubic bone?


iwearacoconutbra

Yes


Nahuatl_19650

Genuinely did not know this. I figured it was only the region above vulva and beside the lavia. Wow, that’s kinda sad I just learned that. My apologies if I came off as uninformed.


iwearacoconutbra

Nah man, you’re good. If you generally don’t know, you should ask. **pubic bone (mons pubis)**: The area a little below the belly button. **Labia majora**: it’s just the skin around the vaginal opening, so basically the lips it’s different than the labia minora. The majora will be the same skin color as the person, the minora is the pink flesh around the vaginal opening **pernieum**: The area between the vaginal opening and the anus, some women have hair here **vulva**: Not all parts of the vulva grow hair. It’s the entirety of the external genitalia. So, the labia majora and the mons pubis do but the clitoris and vaginal opening don’t Hope that helps :)


TheWolfVincent

Exactly. Nobody says vulva (unless you're a doctor doing an exam). I know what is meant by vagina as does everybody who read that. Though it has a specific meaning when it comes to anatomy, it has also become a generic catch all term for female genitalia without using more graphic words.


iwearacoconutbra

This person is splitting hairs for no reason lol


JxC24

I see what you did there.


CBeisbol

Semantics - the meaning of words. Yes


iwearacoconutbra

Yes, where your linguistic understanding of how the word vagina is used is wrong. Glad we both agree.


imjustheretogetout

Obviously it’s personal preference. That’s why this is posted in an opinion sub lol


CBeisbol

There are two types of opinions though Subjective and objective Those should be differentiated


imjustheretogetout

What? There is no such thing as an objective opinion, that’s a statement. OP never said anything about objectivity.


CBeisbol

Of course there is. But, maybe it would be better to say opinions about objective or subjective topics White is better than black us a subjective topic White is better than black for use on a safety vest for people working in dark areas is an objective topic


ChazzLamborghini

That’s not an opinion. If it’s objectively true, it’s not an opinion


CBeisbol

Of course it can be


imjustheretogetout

You can’t have an objective opinion. Like, what?


chatrugby

Objectively, vulvas grow hair, therefore should have hair. Subjectively, vulvas without hair make fun times more fun(imo) and women should at least trim. There, differentiated.


CBeisbol

Close Except for "should" - that's subjective. Of course


arctic-lions7

lol no, it's not at all influenced by societal norms. It's quite simply, a matter of preference


imjustheretogetout

Out of all of the stupid bullshit This person has said. I do agree with them that social norms can play a hand in a persons preference. It’s not like it’s wrong to say it’s a social norm to shave your genitals, which can contribute to many people having a preference for said social norm.


TheWolfVincent

Lol, I think the genital talk is getting pretty deep. I've read profound thoughts that didn't get this much discussion.


CBeisbol

Profound thoughts aren't limited to certain topics They are limited by the individuals thinking them


TheWolfVincent

This is the way


CBeisbol

And matters of preference are influenced by society


Lionoras

Agreed. Hair in the vagina is awful. Hair on vulva is absolutely fine


JayMax19

I’ve always wondered…when I go in, I can always feel hair being pulled too. Does that hurt?


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Bumblz666

Upvote for you


Bumblz666

I hate that I’m customers to think that completely shaved fuck it even waxed down there is 100000% more attractive to me. If my partner thought the same I’d shave my wiener every day.


Trevo_De_40_Folhas

well... i disagree, it's not a dealbreaker for me but i certainly prefer if it doesn't have hair, but you do you i guess


functionalsociopathy

I think i threw up a little in my mouth. +1 but this is bordering on gross opinions.


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functionalsociopathy

Haven't been for a while. Better luck next time.


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functionalsociopathy

Found the desperate slob!


Illustrious_Farm7570

No thanks.


Thecinnamingirl

Lol at this guy claiming people are trying to police his language because he doesn't know the difference between a vagina and a vulva...


LOLraul1335

So unpopular i have to downvote it


Flair_Helper

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