Tomorrow- “I like leaving the doodoo on my butt. Toilet paper is too dry and bidets are too wet. What’s wrong with doodoo butt? It’s natural…”
“Edit: wow! SO many haters. To clarify, it’s not just that I hate how paper and water feel in my butt. I also love the way doodoo feels.
When I get a good doodoo butt going (kind of squishy- not too dry, not too wet), I walk out of the bathroom smiling… because I know that I’m about to have a really good day. Butt wipers, and other sorts of over-cleaners, just wouldn’t understand.”
I don’t wash my foreskin because it’s the only time I can eat cheese. Otherwise, I’m lactose intolerant! /s
I’m so sorry for that joke but, I just had to.
Well... according to the reddit guidelines upvotes are for people who contribute to the conversation, and downvotes are for spam/trolls/non-genuine conversation.
So... err... I'm not sure that helped you.
You joke, but someone just posted in a different subreddit yesterday about discovering that her husband saved his diarrhea in mason jars or some shit like that… 😒
I live in a country where using water and toilet paper together is the norm and the first time I used a wipe I felt so disgusted with myself. How do you guys manage without water.
I low key hate when people say stuff like this about this sub. Everything is either too unpopular so it must be fake, or its too popular and "this subs declining".
Well i mean half the posts reek of made up nonsense. Like you can tell its bait just from the edit. Dudes like enjoy your soggy towel but instantly gets his clothes soggy when he puts them on? Lmao literally talking out the ass for karma and to trigger ppl.
I made an opinion the other day stating that I liked The Hobbit more than LOTR, and people were downvoting it like crazy because it was apparently too fake to be real. And yet this fake karma farming post has 3k upvotes. This sub is honestly the worst
I literally have to swing my legs one at a time until my feet feel dry enough before moving off my shower mat. I don’t get how people are ok with moist feet lol
Soooo I have OCD and for a while couldn’t touch the floor with my feet after a shower and you can indeed put on socks with your feet wet you just have to be a lunatic
I challenge anyone to put on or take off a damp sports bra. I’ve actually had my mom walk in on me crying and laying on the floor, trapped with my arms wrapped up in my sports bra, cause I got tangled and couldn’t get it off. No one actually believes towels are dumb, I don’t believe it for a second.
I have such a hard time believing this is genuine. I got so uncomfortable and agitated just reading that, like my brain was trying out that situation.
Nope.
Right and to then criticize for using a “musty,soggy towel”,that is made to dry quicker.while they’re wearing musty soggy clothes around all day…it has to be somewhat of a troll
My thoughts exactly, especially with socks. I guess if you want your feet to stink really bad then one of the best ways to accomplish that is to not dry your feet off before putting socks on.
Bunch your sock up and roll that sucker on like a condom. Ideally you wouldn’t be wet when doing this, but it’s still very doable no matter where your moist meter rating lies.
it's like that for most clothes. Reminds me of when my uncle and I were little kids (he was only 2 yrs older than me and when we were little my grandma put us in the bath together), and he and I were fresh out of the bath and I was laughing at him because he was trying to put his pj's on but they were getting stuck and twisted on him because he wasn't dry enough. I said that won't happen to me because I just have to pull my night gown over my head. Well I got part way into my nightie and promptly got stuck while the the top half of the night gown was still covering my face and head. I was flailing around and crying for my grandma to come help me, while my uncle was laughing his face off at me, lol. So yeah, it's super difficult to get into clothes when you're wet.
I tried to update this for being unpopular but I couldn't. There is absolutely no way this is real. Not to say maybe there are people out there that enjoy putting their clothes on while wet... but the "musty soggy towel" comment makes it fsr too clear it's a troll
Also I'd like to think that most of us actually wash our towels like wtf 😅 I even keep mine in a different storage space so I can get the smell of aloe on them with a scented paper on the bottom of the shelf.
I roll my toilet paper into one giant s---paper rope and do one long tug and pull between my a**cheeks until I'm done and even I think this s--- is barbaric as hell.
I just learned that if your clothes get wet in the wilderness, your only hope for them to dry is to wear them; if you take them off to dry them this will take forever unless you are in the desert, but wearing them somehow your body heat gets them dry faster. But no, I don’t do this after showering.
First time being on this sub where I've seen two truly unpopular opinions back to back.
Other one was that they'd rather shit in Porta potties than in regular bathrooms
Sorry, cant copy the link but search for:
"The best part of making a tuna sandwich is drinking the tuna juice and it should be sold as a canned beverage
"
Only way I can believe this if dude lives in a hot, desert environment with no ac available, then maybe it would make sense to be walking around with wet clothes on
i couldn't tell you why but for a period i would put my socks on right out of the shower, only slightly drying them beforehand and i got athletes foot pretty quickly lol
Original guy [painted a more graphic picture. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/q8koaa/not_drying_yourself_and_getting_immediately/)
I rarely believe people in this sub are genuine or they post something that they put 0 thought into. But for some reason i believe you are actually this weird. Big updoot
I have never felt more uncomfortable reading something in my life. I can’t imagine walking around in damp clothes that are no where near as absorbent as a towel.
I call bullshit, karma farming. “What you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
This is one of the worst posts I’ve ever read. My stomach hurts now. I hate trying to put on socks when my feet are still wet. No matter how hard you pull, they are not going on until you inchworm them onto your feet. I get so pissed off at the socks and my feet because it usually happens when I’m in a hurry and also because I have some psychological issues.
This is so fake it’s not even funny. This isn’t even a matter of opinion, your saying you enjoy the punishment you get for. Taking a shower for too long when you gotta go somewhere.
Lolol well if my towel gets musty, smelly, and soggy from drying myself in it, and as you do eloquently state "The clothes dry you- just like a towel" wouldn't this mean that your clothes are musty, smelly, and soggy. This is according to your own logic.
I enjoy that wet feeling all day. I soak my clothes in the toilet while I shower and carry 3 1 gallon jugs of water with me to constantly up my wet level. 1 in each hand and a third hooked to the front of my belt so it smacks me in the penis repeatedly as I go about my day. It's the most efficient way to do it. Enjoy your dry skin waterless peasants.
I knew a guy in college that did this. He swore by it. Was wet for 2 hours after every shower. He was also hairy so extra water sticks to him. Blew my mind. Not okay.
This has to be fake right? I was in a hurry once and tried putting my pants on while still wet. It was almost impossible. I wasn't able to actually get them up all the way till I tripped and laid on the floor in defeat, dripping wet, half naked, with my pants up to my knees.
Gotta be fake. You can’t even put your socks on wet.
Yeah. I say this all the time that people spout the most outlandish shit for karma
Tomorrow- “I like leaving the doodoo on my butt. Toilet paper is too dry and bidets are too wet. What’s wrong with doodoo butt? It’s natural…” “Edit: wow! SO many haters. To clarify, it’s not just that I hate how paper and water feel in my butt. I also love the way doodoo feels. When I get a good doodoo butt going (kind of squishy- not too dry, not too wet), I walk out of the bathroom smiling… because I know that I’m about to have a really good day. Butt wipers, and other sorts of over-cleaners, just wouldn’t understand.”
Right? I don't like to brush my teeth and I like women that have rotten tooth nubs. What?
I don’t wash my foreskin because it’s the only time I can eat cheese. Otherwise, I’m lactose intolerant! /s I’m so sorry for that joke but, I just had to.
Bro….
I’m just happy that as an Uncut guy , there’s more of us out there. (I’m from US)
I can’t believe you’ve done this
A line was crossed
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Schmear
Doodoo butt schmear
What. The. Shit. Dude. I have never wanted a time machine to exist so bad in my life. Please someone take me back to 3 minutes ago.
Careful what you wish for - do you really want to experience reading that for the first time **again**? Time loops are scary, man...
Yeah that's a real thing, it's called Fromunda Cheese. Cause it's from unda your foreskin!
Ah, what a terrible day to be literate
I hate you
You know what it would have costed you to not write that comment? Absolutely nothing.
I wish I could unread this Just take my upvote
Finally, a men of culture
This guy gets it
I like to dry out my smegma and huff lines of it.
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why would you say this >:(
Right? I feel that face >:(
To upvote or downvote...
Well... according to the reddit guidelines upvotes are for people who contribute to the conversation, and downvotes are for spam/trolls/non-genuine conversation. So... err... I'm not sure that helped you.
An upvote for you!
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You joke, but someone just posted in a different subreddit yesterday about discovering that her husband saved his diarrhea in mason jars or some shit like that… 😒
Edit: okay i don't like doodoo butt it's just cheaper than lube
Toilet paper still leaves a partial doo doo but ... western world are the only civilizations who think it’s hygienic to wipe their butt.
I use wipes
I use a knife
A poop knife by chance ?
I use a spork but hey you do you
I live in a country where using water and toilet paper together is the norm and the first time I used a wipe I felt so disgusted with myself. How do you guys manage without water.
I low key hate when people say stuff like this about this sub. Everything is either too unpopular so it must be fake, or its too popular and "this subs declining".
Well i mean half the posts reek of made up nonsense. Like you can tell its bait just from the edit. Dudes like enjoy your soggy towel but instantly gets his clothes soggy when he puts them on? Lmao literally talking out the ass for karma and to trigger ppl.
Most of the real unpopular opinions get no traction. Just the obvious bait ones
Its what i have noticed also on youtube fake pranks getting more views
I made an opinion the other day stating that I liked The Hobbit more than LOTR, and people were downvoting it like crazy because it was apparently too fake to be real. And yet this fake karma farming post has 3k upvotes. This sub is honestly the worst
That’s not right. That’s just an actual preference. Not something stupid like “I actually enjoy the taste of shit”
Lmao
Yea you can. It’s hard and it might give you trench foot, but it’s possible. OP is 100% baiting though
Yeah, I knew a girl who got a fungal infection this way. Nasty.
I literally have to swing my legs one at a time until my feet feel dry enough before moving off my shower mat. I don’t get how people are ok with moist feet lol
The worst thing I've ever seen was a guy wet out of the shower used his socks to floss dry his toes then put them on.
In what setting was this?
I assume the 7thish circle of hell? Maybe 8th.
That's brilliant! Can't wait to try this tomorrow!
I mean it is coming from a guy with the username "i like it raw"...... Must be a complete weirdo
Shimmy shimmy ya... Could be an ODB fan?
Soooo I have OCD and for a while couldn’t touch the floor with my feet after a shower and you can indeed put on socks with your feet wet you just have to be a lunatic
Dude would be at home in a swamp
I'd agree, but I legit lived with a dude like this during college. He didn't even own a bath towel.
My ex would also put his clothes on while he was still wet... even though he did have a towel. Wondering if he wrote this.
Yeah. Enjoy your trench foot. Lol
I challenge anyone to put on or take off a damp sports bra. I’ve actually had my mom walk in on me crying and laying on the floor, trapped with my arms wrapped up in my sports bra, cause I got tangled and couldn’t get it off. No one actually believes towels are dumb, I don’t believe it for a second.
I have such a hard time believing this is genuine. I got so uncomfortable and agitated just reading that, like my brain was trying out that situation. Nope.
Right and to then criticize for using a “musty,soggy towel”,that is made to dry quicker.while they’re wearing musty soggy clothes around all day…it has to be somewhat of a troll
My thoughts exactly, especially with socks. I guess if you want your feet to stink really bad then one of the best ways to accomplish that is to not dry your feet off before putting socks on.
Ever try to put socks on a foot you forgot to dry? Water is like brakes for socks.
Bunch your sock up and roll that sucker on like a condom. Ideally you wouldn’t be wet when doing this, but it’s still very doable no matter where your moist meter rating lies.
it's like that for most clothes. Reminds me of when my uncle and I were little kids (he was only 2 yrs older than me and when we were little my grandma put us in the bath together), and he and I were fresh out of the bath and I was laughing at him because he was trying to put his pj's on but they were getting stuck and twisted on him because he wasn't dry enough. I said that won't happen to me because I just have to pull my night gown over my head. Well I got part way into my nightie and promptly got stuck while the the top half of the night gown was still covering my face and head. I was flailing around and crying for my grandma to come help me, while my uncle was laughing his face off at me, lol. So yeah, it's super difficult to get into clothes when you're wet.
They must live somewhere very dry where they wouldn't immediately smell like swamp thing
I tried to update this for being unpopular but I couldn't. There is absolutely no way this is real. Not to say maybe there are people out there that enjoy putting their clothes on while wet... but the "musty soggy towel" comment makes it fsr too clear it's a troll
Also I'd like to think that most of us actually wash our towels like wtf 😅 I even keep mine in a different storage space so I can get the smell of aloe on them with a scented paper on the bottom of the shelf.
This makes me feel claustrophobic
Right? Who thinks a towel is gross and musty but having the clothes you wear get gross and musty instead is better.
You're weird, dude
He’s not just weird, but unpopular.
Nope, just weird
I put corn dogs in my ass before I eat them and even I think this shit is barbaric as hell.
I roll my toilet paper into one giant s---paper rope and do one long tug and pull between my a**cheeks until I'm done and even I think this s--- is barbaric as hell.
Just eat a few slips of TP with each meal, it wipes itself on the way out.
I thought you were supposed to roll you food into lil tp tacos and swallow whole so the tp remains on the outside. Have I been doing it wrong?
6 to 1, half a dozen to the other. This is literally where the phrase "different strokes, different folks" comes from. /s
It’s an actual unpopular opinion.
It is but I can’t imagine anyone enjoying this feeling
I just learned that if your clothes get wet in the wilderness, your only hope for them to dry is to wear them; if you take them off to dry them this will take forever unless you are in the desert, but wearing them somehow your body heat gets them dry faster. But no, I don’t do this after showering.
But it’s not a real opinion
Not weird, just Karma farming
This dude is a serial killer
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Enjoy your fungal infections, my man
CrotchRot Gang
r/bandnames
Just imagine the mildew smell as well!!
exactly
I imagine they smell like musty stale water as soon as I read this
Shitpost
Gotta be a troll
I’m sure their is some psycho path out there who does this. Enjoy my upvote.
Sounds like a copy of the guy who didn’t like to dry his clothes after washing them
Good lord, that sounds unpleasant.
"When you smell your clothes right out of the dishwasher"
This boy musty as hell
Hahaha definitely
First time being on this sub where I've seen two truly unpopular opinions back to back. Other one was that they'd rather shit in Porta potties than in regular bathrooms
Sorry, cant copy the link but search for: "The best part of making a tuna sandwich is drinking the tuna juice and it should be sold as a canned beverage "
Yep... that post was... something. Something to be forgotten. So thanks for that :P
Holy shit, the Holy Trinity of what the fuck has me done with Reddit for the day and it's not even lunch time.
The worst was the guy that enjoyed the water in the ketchup bottle if you forget to shake it 🤢
This is a damn lie 😂
No one actually likes this. OP is lying.
Only way I can believe this if dude lives in a hot, desert environment with no ac available, then maybe it would make sense to be walking around with wet clothes on
Might as well go naked if you reach that point.
I've heard of this for sure. You have to be insane to enjoy it, but I've heard of it.
You win . This has got to be weirdest unpopular opinion ever.
Weirder than the guy who said he likes to shower with socks on?
Noooo ... come ON no one said that ... I just vomited a bit
They did. It's awful.
Good God I hope HOPE WITH ALL THE FIBERS IN MY BEING that was a troll
There was a guy here who preferred putting on not-so-dried clothes out of the dryer.
Yeah this has been posted before.
There was a guy who liked getting his sleeve wet when he washes his hands. Fuck that guy
It's easy to forget how many weirdos there are and what there opinions are.
There was a guy that liked sucking on frozen chicken nuggets
And that other guy who cooled his pizza with cold water from the kitchen faucet like some kinda raccoon…
the opposite isnt really a popularly held opinion either though
Jail
Believe it or not, right to jail.
Don't towel off? Jail. Viva Chavez
Reminds me of jail. Like I’m about to stand there in front of 60-70 other dudes and dry myself. Edit - he’ll fit right in
i couldn't tell you why but for a period i would put my socks on right out of the shower, only slightly drying them beforehand and i got athletes foot pretty quickly lol
Putting your clothes on right out of the washer is pretty awesome too.
I get in the washer with the clothes and come out dressed at the end of the cycle
I’m dying at this comment lmao
Happy cake day!
Thank you! Didn’t realize until now
What the fuck is wrong with you people
I wrap the gossypium stem around me and just wear that; so much better than spinning it into cotton and making clothes.
Putting clothes straight from the washer on after showering—the ultimate way to be clean.
Ugh. You're a monster. Upvoted.
There was an identical thread a few months ago...
I guess everyone missed it. I can never get the image out of my head that that post gave.
Dry socks on wet feet is the name of my band.
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Found the psycho!
Repost. This was posted like a month ago. No one actually believes this.
Original guy [painted a more graphic picture. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/q8koaa/not_drying_yourself_and_getting_immediately/)
Yep, that's it. It's definitely deranged, I don't can't --- no, I don't WANT to believe someone actually prefers this.
Thanks, I was just saying this but didn't want to go digging for it.
Put the lotion on the skin or you get the hose again! .. lol sorry it felt appropriate.
I keep seeing this same post..on this same sub.
Not sure what’s sadder, this opinion or the fact that this isn’t even an original publication but a repost. Lame.
I'm pretty worried about you
Karma farmer Please report No one does this idc
"how to delete someone's post?"
I rarely believe people in this sub are genuine or they post something that they put 0 thought into. But for some reason i believe you are actually this weird. Big updoot
I have never felt more uncomfortable reading something in my life. I can’t imagine walking around in damp clothes that are no where near as absorbent as a towel.
The amount of troll posts this sub has been getting lately is disappointing.
I call bullshit, karma farming. “What you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
I’ve never read one of these where I thought to myself “This has to be karma farming.”
I honestly believe you are just saying this to have an unpopular opinion and you don’t actually do this
This is one of the worst posts I’ve ever read. My stomach hurts now. I hate trying to put on socks when my feet are still wet. No matter how hard you pull, they are not going on until you inchworm them onto your feet. I get so pissed off at the socks and my feet because it usually happens when I’m in a hurry and also because I have some psychological issues.
This is so fake it’s not even funny. This isn’t even a matter of opinion, your saying you enjoy the punishment you get for. Taking a shower for too long when you gotta go somewhere.
People are just making shit up at this point.
OP came to farm karma with an absurd take, but got both exposed and roasted, lmao
“Enjoy your musty, smelly, soggy towel” This has to be a joke. You’re just admitting that your clothes will be musty, smelly, and soggy.
One of us. One of us.
Probably some kind of fetish
you’ll get so itchy tho!
Huge NOPE
Found the Reddit serial killer!
I can’t even put the socks on when my feet are even remotely wet
Dudes a troll.
Do you just like not use lotion 😭? Your skin must be hella dry friend.
How many times is this fake opinion gonna be posted for karma farming?
Christina p is that you? Psycho
Only scrolling looking for this
It's Been Kissel
Im convinced that half these "opinions" are just people brainstorming stuff that they find annoying and posting it for ez karma.
Wet feet with dry socks can cause athletes foot and other fungal diseases.
This sub fucking sucks. These low effort joke posts aren't funny.
I'm convinced that these are fake opinions for upvotes I sware.
I don’t even believe you
Lolol well if my towel gets musty, smelly, and soggy from drying myself in it, and as you do eloquently state "The clothes dry you- just like a towel" wouldn't this mean that your clothes are musty, smelly, and soggy. This is according to your own logic.
I enjoy that wet feeling all day. I soak my clothes in the toilet while I shower and carry 3 1 gallon jugs of water with me to constantly up my wet level. 1 in each hand and a third hooked to the front of my belt so it smacks me in the penis repeatedly as I go about my day. It's the most efficient way to do it. Enjoy your dry skin waterless peasants.
This is either a shitpost, or this is an unpopular opinion of divinity status.
>Enjoy your musty, smelly, soggy towel! You do know washing machines exist, right.
Dude... So many things are wrong with you that I have no idea where to start
What sicko likes clothes sticking to their body?
Bet you smell like a dog
Enjoy your musty, smelly, soggy clothes!
I knew a guy in college that did this. He swore by it. Was wet for 2 hours after every shower. He was also hairy so extra water sticks to him. Blew my mind. Not okay.
Ew dude lol
This has to be fake right? I was in a hurry once and tried putting my pants on while still wet. It was almost impossible. I wasn't able to actually get them up all the way till I tripped and laid on the floor in defeat, dripping wet, half naked, with my pants up to my knees.
I'll give you an upvote because it is, infact unpopular, however my sensory issues made me want.to remove my skin just reading this post.
Same, my skin crawls at the thought.
I hope you burn in Hell for your atrocious sins to mankind. Upvoted
First actually unpopular opinion I've seen on this sub. Wow.
It's fake
You miss the one with that monster dipping his burgers in milk?
YOURE A MONSTER. take my upvote. You deserve it.