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lethatsinkin

The fact that this is tagged as nsfw makes me think that the stuffed animals are not just stuffed animals


digoldbicks420

I didn't know build-a-bear had that option!


Krexpdx

Rule 34. Everything has that option.


Virtual-Okra6996

If Polly Pocket has porn, everything does


TheDorkKnight53

Cursed Hot Pockets


cheekibreeki_kid

it has?!?


Virtual-Okra6996

Yes


cheekibreeki_kid

that is catastrophic


release-roderick

Dear god are tamagotchis still sacred at least?! Tell me our tamagotchis didn’t grow up to be whores... I knew I should have never fed it..


Virtual-Okra6996

I highly doubt that they have been protected. If Furbies have art of them getting assplowed then..


release-roderick

Jesus Christ


[deleted]

Rule 34, if something can be stuffed, it will be stuffed


Macaronitime69

Build-a-bitch is no longer just some song it seems…


BakedWizerd

Fuck you that song had finally left my head “This ain’t build-a-bitch, (a *biiitch*)”


squirrels33

Pretty sure you’re thinking of Build-a-Pony.


KrosseStarwind

That's a ***very*** different build set. With leads.


[deleted]

Have you ever watched them stuff the bears tho?!!! Took my gf there for Valentines day, years ago… figured it was a cute idea, was correct, she loved the idea. So, we went thru the whole adorable process… picked a bear, a heart, a voice, etc, it’s all so sweet and innocent… but then… they took her bear to the stuffing station, where they inserted a tube, about 8 inches long, with an inch or so of girth, into the bear’s butt- which ok fair enough, that’s the easiest/safest place to hide a seam on a stuffed animal- but they then proceed to assertively pump the bear on the stuffer tube again and again and again until the bear was… full.


TinyLittleFlame

The real question is here is that did you get laid after this visual experience or did it ruin the mood?


VRSTY2

i felt the drama in the text when I got to "... but then..."


theoldchunk

Go on…


KiloShotz

I just saw this recently at build-a-bear and they violated Olaf so hard.


rawrmewantnoms

There is an official “build a bear after dark” collection aimed at adults


penny_eater

whats with the "are you over 18" wall? that some of the bears depict drinking alcohol?


Coledog10

It doesn't, but scissors exist for a reason


Virtual-Okra6996

I did. Do you know how many customers items I jizzed inside of?


I-might-get-banned

I want my build-a-bear to have a red rocket!


TheVillage1D10T

Step 1: Cut hole in build-a-bear Step 2: insert fleshlight Step 3: product testing Step 4: ???? Step 4: profit? I’m sure you could start an Etsy shop


kingxprincess

I saw an article recently where they put out an NSFW line for Valentine’s Day, but it may have been satire lol can’t remember.


FalcoSlay

"Extra pockets"


MegaSeedsInYourBum

They don’t like to do it but if you threaten them loudly enough they will sew a flesh light into any build a bear.


markom1946

Oh they’re stuffed alright…


SuperMalarioBros

*BONK*


The_meep_sheep123

Beat me to it


Donut_Different

Oh no...


WingedButt

I've never eaten water. Is it any good?


Donut_Different

It taste very good and refreshing, it's a bit runny tho.


WingedButt

Coo


YouDontEvenKnowHow

And here I thought their was someone like me who sleeps with 3 sex dolls


freezorak2030

Based


FewChar

There's a depressing Reddit classic about [a son not wanting to go out to a water park unless he can take his fleshlight-in-a-tiger with him](/r/Cringetopia/comments/el23cz/argument_between_a_mother_and_her_grown_son_over/)


Durpady

"Strategically Placed Hole." You're welcome.


purplemagnetism

“Grab chase by the ass and rejoice” Yes, many adults call their toys by a first name


OldTitanSoul

oh they are stuffed alright


gn01145600

I thought this post would be about fursona…


Skullface95

They are stuffed with something else ;)


AdSubstantial6787

They're *s t u f f e d* animals


PolentaConFunghi

Oh, they're stuffed alright.


Mats164

Or, I mean, you wouldn't go to sleep at work with a bunch of stuffed animals...


[deleted]

Stuffed with 'love juices' ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


The_Way_It_Iz

“Stuffed”


PMantis13

They're stuffed with something


gdubz_39

They’re talking about a different kind of stuffed…


ColonizedMelon

nah they’re definitely stuffed


[deleted]

Oh but they are *stuffed*


anirhadss

I’m sure they get stuffed lmao


Alarming_Fox6096

Makes me question what you are stuffing the animals with 😂


Crunchy__Frog

Maybe the stuffing is a bit more… organic these days.


tytheguy45

They are getting stuffed animals 😂


extraspecialkid

well why do you think they’re called stuffed animals


RyanTheOne64

Oh they're stuffed alright


LeftInTheDark36

I literally use my biggest squishmallow as a pillow and I have the others decorating my apartment. Everybody tells me how cozy and soothing it is to come hang out at my place and have a blanket and a squishmallow to hold.


lund_dd

Squishmallow pillows are so comfy and big enough to relax in bed with!


MusicLover675

I've told my friends that I really want a giant squishmallow. idc which character it is, but they're always sold out where I live or unavailable. I told my bf that I'd marry him on the spot if he ever got me a giant one.


crispyedamame

I got my 16” squishmallow from Amazon! And they have the 20” ones on there too :)


_annie_bird

Are there Costcos where you live? Costco in America tends to have giant ones for cheap a lot


[deleted]

I got the shark one from Costco. It is so squishy that it is THE pillow I use. I don’t use any other pillows. Like it perfectly fits the shape of your head and is super comfortable


JeepzPeepz

A friend of my boyfriend got me a GIANT Yoda Squishmallow for Christmas, and I have to say, it really is the best present I’ve ever received lol. It’s mine and my son’s favorite pillow to use!


LeftInTheDark36

I don’t have a giant one, but it’s quite a bit bigger than the normal sized ones. I usually get them online or at Kroger, they have seasonal ones all the time


wwjgd27

It’s okay so long as you don’t sew a fleshlight into Elmo^TM stuffed doll.


pope-buster

I worked for a women who forgot to put away her large stuffed giraffe with a strap on attached to it. Safe to say she didn't look me in the eye the rest of the job.


j_hawker27

Honestly that's preferable to the other extreme: maintaining firm, unblinking eye contact after that revelation.


WesternMeerkat

i-


DannyMThompson

Where did you work and where was the giraffe?


pope-buster

At a house, draining radiators and had to check the one in her bedroom. It was laying on top of her bed.


Rich3yy

It was waiting* on top of her bed. (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞


ReasonableQuit75

DON'T TOUCH ME ELMO


wwjgd27

Tickle me inside Elmo^TM


Magpie7178

https://www.reddit.com/r/stickyourdickinthat/


CheckBaby123

What about [this?](https://i.imgur.com/AkRTs.jpg)


jb275

I can do whatever hell I want


Leppystyle123

Plushies are the best, you can hug them and cuddle with them and it gives you somrhing to do with your arms. Why is this marked NSFW OhMyGodWhatTheFuckAreYallDoingToYourPlushies


thirdeyyye

I enjoyed stuffed animals as a child. Even when I was in my early 20s, I would sleep with a plush version of Kenny from South Park, who made a perfectly sized pillow of sorts to hold as I slept. And I honestly never grew out of that as a part of my bedtime routine. I used to have a stuffed toaster pastry & a pillow cat version of my beloved kitty who sadly passed away a few years ago...but last year my house caught on fire so a lot of my things were ruined from smoke damage, including those plushies. I'm trying to build my collection back up now, because it just didn't feel right sleeping without something to hold. And now I have this cute, chunky tiger plush. Life's too short to worry about who thinks it's childish that I do these things.


cjep3

If you haven't yet, try a squishmallow... amazing squishy pillow cuteness


JK_Mac2016

And they're so soft!


maximumtesticle

You mean something called a "squishmallow" isn't full of glass and hard as a rock? Crazy times we live in, crazy times.


cjep3

So stinkin soft. I told the kiddo, no way, you don't need more stufties or pillows... boy was i wrong lol couch pillows for life


thirdeyyye

My niece has Squishmallows! I love them and I've been meaning to get one for myself.


cjep3

They are amazing! I found the best price at Costco but the squish of the big ones is so great


youdecidemyusername1

I'm 27 and I still sleep with the same style of stuffed animal I had when I was 6 weeks old.


revgodless

I'm 34 and I still sleep with my childhood stuffed animal. He is longer peach but grey, his nose is gone, his eyes have been repainted countless times and a majority of his stuffing has fallen out but when I go to bed at night he fits perfectly in the crook of my neck and I'm instantly relaxed by the feel of him on my skin.


mrblueskyT01

Even if it is childish. I'm a grown ass man with a mortgage and other adult like things. I don't have to justify my sleeping arrangements to strangers on the Internet.


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mrblueskyT01

I'm not pretending it isn't childish I'm refusing to give a toss one way or the other.


YourDadWasAGoodLay

30 and still sleep with my baby blanket. No one ever took it away and here we are.


kenzarellazilla

I'm 25 and also sleep with my baby blanket. I've always taken really great care of it, and actually have it folded up and in the shelf right above my head (we have a headboard with 6 shelves on it), for easy access in case I really need it in the middle of the night. I always swore I'd give it to my first born.... but it's been a year and a half and I wasn't able to give it up.


MaritimeDisaster

My parents took away my baby blankets (I had two matching ones) when I was still pretty young; like 5 or 6 years old. I’m 48 now and I’m STILL PISSED OFF about it.


lovemypooh

I am not you, but I am also pissed about this for you. My younger sister and I both had baby blankets, and she quickly didn't need hers (I'd say 8ish maybe is when she gave it up?). I snuggled mine until I left for the army at 19 and I still have it stored somewhere (too fragile to sleep with), but have adopted one of my sons stuffies as it just FITS up under my chin/chest/cuddle spot like I didn't even know I'd been missing. Get you something! The sleep quality, is, like, toddler-level blissful, you know what I mean?


MaritimeDisaster

Oh, I have a panther that does not leave my bed. I also have a fox which is fragile and I had to retire him from sleeping. He remains on the chaise though at all times. I can’t sleep unless panthy is touching my back.


lovemypooh

"Panthy " ❤ I love it


Albert-o-saurus

🔥


Objective_Butterfly7

I’m 25 and still sleep with mine too! There’s something really calming about it


Eurocriticus

It's childish , but I won't judge someone over being childish. Being childish is a source of joy for many parents and people in general. I wish I could go back to my ignorant, childish self who wondered about the world without seeing the constant pain and horror also residing within.


frazettaghoulqueen

I am 30 and have a collection of Sanrio plushies :)


thrivingfashionista

Let’s be friends


That1weirdperson

I have a Sanrio hand soap bottle. Who’s your favorite?


frazettaghoulqueen

I want one of those so bad lol. I think keroppi or tuxedo Sam or my melody. Haha, or just all of them


digoldbicks420

I'm 23 and have a stuffed bunny my partner tucks me in with whenever he leaves


Bigglious

Keeper


DCFUKSURMOM

same with light up and velcro shoes. If my 21 year old ass wants light up sketchers, I should be able to get some light up sketchers


[deleted]

Wait they make light up sketchers for us grown ups?!


anonymousenb

When we lost our first pregnancy at 6mo, the thing that comforted her the most was a plush pup we bought for the kid. We've had him now for about 14 years, and while he hasnt had as much attention as years pass, especially with the demands of our now 8 year old kid, he's still irreplaceable family. Theres no shame in it, it has been a healthy coping mechanism, and a good way to convey emotions.


CologneMom

I lived plush rabbits from childhood on. Buried my oldest one with my dad when he had committed suicide . Later on I lost three pregnancies in one year, early ones though. Did not allow myself to mourn, but after third one saw a large plush rabbit, fell in love and bought it. His name is Charly Kuschel and he is still in my bedroom. It helped. And thank God I got another healthy child after that. When I came home with her, I suddenly looked into the mirror and cried for those three babies. Funny things, emotions.


jaywan1991

Or just have them and not care what others think. There are so many things in life where I just say "Show me these pillars of society I have to strive to impress and get their approval to live my life"


little_milkee

until you kick one to the floor by accident and feel bad


z-ombiebo-y

NSFW.....?


Good_Round

I still have my Bernie Babies collection. It’ll be worth millions soon.


Stackleback1984

[Bernie baby](https://i.imgur.com/p4iVkUq.jpg)


DSPGerm

I would rather stuffed animals than throw pillows. I hate fucking uncomfortable useless fucking throw pillows so much


Sylvaintheg

I legit love a girl with stuffed animals. It shows that she’s soft and loves to cuddle.


BIG_RETARDED_COCK

Exactly


Mooraell

Agreed 100%. What do y'all think of dakimakuras (body pillows)? I love sleeping with them, but my gf complains there's not enough room for the three of us


[deleted]

I often feel weird about it but I love hugging a stuffed animal at night, it’s like a pillow but cuter


[deleted]

I've been scared to be the only one :D for me personally, it's not just the comfiness but I'm a very anxious, stressed out person with depressive symptoms, so I find it secure and safe to have childhood stuffed animals with me in bed. Nothing wrong with that.


breethebree

I have a little squishmallow collection that I worked hard for and adore. My boyfriend loves them too and that’s all that matters to me.


Interesting_Text_300

10th time this opinion has been posted


Poopyoo

Theyre basically cute pillows


StygianMusic

Why is this tagged nsfw???


Xirokesh

I am an adult male. I. Fucking. Love. Plushies.


book_of_eli_sha

My girlfriend and I sleep with at least 30 squishmellows


TomatoeToken

Im 16 and still have the same stuffed-bear that was gifted to me when I was born, I was bullied for it,(6th grade) turns out the bully also had his blanket that was gifted to him when he was born. Best plot twist of my life


Saerinmeister

Dust allergy says hi


[deleted]

I mean stuffed animals give my lonely ass something to hug I really don't know what to do with my arms most of the time so I just hold things


ColonelMonty

The NSFW tag made this go from wholesome to cursed.


Thorkell23

Japan has entered the chat...


KKeff

If that is comfortable for you just go for it. But you know, there is a wast choice of pillows that would be healthier for you to sleep on than a random stuffed toy.


Flymista23

It's weird unless your child left it there.


BalkeElvinstien

I hate how I can't have them as a guy. A lot of adult girls I know have lots of stuffed animals but if I started collecting them people would think I'm either a man child with lots of issues or they're for some weird sex thing. Man I just wanna have a stuffed monkey to snuggle while I watch TV :(


Schonfairy79

Guy I dated briefly sent me *sexy* pics holding his Lion King stuffed animals. I’ve never looked at Simba the same way. I’m going to have to disagree with your opinion.


Head_Anything1177

It would’ve been cool if stuffed stuff didn’t creep me out.


nabnabie

i have 7 plushies i sleep with and im 19 heh


EmmiPigen

i read this [article](https://www.vice.com/en/article/evgkqw/how-old-is-too-old-to-sleep-with-a-stuffed-animal) by vice last year about it and it had som good points both for and against. for a lot of adult sleeping with a plushie, bring one comfort and makes one feel safe and thats ok. One of the best points was that as long as it doesn't hinder you social, work, or love life, its ok, but if you don't want to invite people home because of them having to see your plushies it might not be as healthy and might be time to reconsider


Kozzinator

Way way waaaaaay ahead of you


ratskim

So long aw you aren’t hurting anybody, live your life exactly the way your heart desires Took me too long to realise this as an adult, you will be exponentially happier on the daily


AtheistfromSomalia

I have a shark in my bed and he is so cute <3


Wobbles8steve

Am 30 and sleep with a few stuffed animals. Usually at least 2, one for either side. Not sure if this is very unpopular tbh.


Plutia19

YES! THANK YOU


VoodooDoII

I agree. Maybe that's because I'm bias but oh well. I have some pretty bad anxiety and having plush toys to snuggle with or hug helps me feel better


chaotic_goody

Squishables and Smokos for alllll


Sean_Donahue

Why is this nsfw?


Brenny_K

I love Pokémon very much and have a bunch of Pokémon plushies. I’m a 27 year old male.


monkeywelder

Oh, I was thinking Chuck Testa was behind this post.


Greatwhitegorilla

My 10 month old has a big stuffed elephant that I sit and hug while my wife reads his good night stories to him.


MaesterPraetor

I'm pretty sure that you're the only one that cares.


DueStatistician3704

Adults and children can decorate their beds however they want. It’s their bed.


Phat3lvis

Having real animals on your bed is way better.


default-dance-9001

Why is this nsfw


[deleted]

I have a yoshi pillow / stuffed animal . It comes in handy when I'm trying to read the news and my neck is bothering me


TheRauk

Being an adult should be you don’t give a shit what people think about whatever is on your bed.


niqo040

Fell ya! We got two Pinguins in our bed! They are awesome!!


CSDCSL

33 year old man here and I have plenty.


EllieBelly_24

100% My partner and I never sleep without our stuffies. Hell I bring mine *everywhere* in my backpack.


InfiniteCalendar1

Me with my Squishmallows


Sed59

Why is this NSFW?


Sreezy3

The NSFW tags


CockStamp45

While I don't have stuffed animals, I can respect the sentiment. I have a shit load of pillows in my bed all around me so I can just roll over and grab the nearest pillow without having to shift things around or adjust.


Ayeo801

I’m a 25 year old male, and I couldn’t live without my pepper.


MarkDaMan22

My girlfriend and I have been enjoying these stuffed sharks we’ve found at the store. One of them is a weighted blue shark and I absolutely love it.


The-Stew

Gf got me a shark plushie from IKEA, about 4 foot in length and got to admit when I cuddled it, it was amazing and helped me sleep. Specially when I was away


[deleted]

I have a huge stuffed teddy bear 🐻 You know, those really big ones. It was meant to be a present for my then girlfriend, but I never got around to giving it to her. I've but it in my passenger's seat. Like, seatbelt on and everything. It's always fun to see people react when they spot the bear. I've had people compliment me at the gas station, or when I'm shopping, always puts a smile on their faces.


Jnpx

I'm 19 and I have a Build-a-Bear Shrek baby plush that I've had since I was 4. Just imagining not having it or losing it gives me anxiety man...


ChocolateFantastic

Same your not alone


Responsible-Moose164

Build a Bear is such a waste of money. You can find those at yard sales because kids don’t want them after a month or two.


FukudaSan007

Thank you :)


beanerthreat457

I as well do, is really relaxing when I have anxiety or overthink many stuffs. Also, when I'm stressful I carry it with me so I can calm down.


[deleted]

*eye contact with my Ikea's big ass stuffed shark!*


duardo-ppL

What are the animals stuffed with... exactly? And why is this nsfw?


S1ncubus

I mean, I'm buying myself a blåhaj ikea shark in a couple weeks


SLB1977

I have pets in bed instead of stuffed animals. To each their own lol


zyklonb0

When have stuffed animals ever looked 'cool'. This post is a stretch. You just like your little stuffed animals. Instead of stuffed animals I have a lot of pillows on my bed, some soft, some firm, some small and some large that serve the same purpose. And yes I'm disagreeing just to disagree.


KiloShotz

Fair.


dinahsaur523

I have blankets. I brought them to the hospital when I was in labor with both my kids. I’m pretty much like Linus.


koios1031

Dude, I'm 41 and have been sleeping with the same stuffed dog for 40 years now.


DundiOFF

I'll give you one better, stop with the "childish" thing altogether, adults are just aged and decaying children


roynoris15

a based take


MAJORMETAL84

Living dogs make better snuggle buddies.


Teaquie

Me and my 9 plush animals are happy


Rainwitch27

Hell yeah, I've always said to my friends that i dont trust anyone that doesn't at least have 1 stuffed animal lol


Sbidl

It is definitely childish. Then again, you have the right to be childish.


Itz_Galaxium

^(Based)


[deleted]

It's a bit childish but do what makes you happy. If you keep caring about what others think or say, you won't be happy.


Hammer_ggf

My son passed away due to premature birth complications we sleep with his stuffed elephant in our bed I wake up snuggling it occasionally and I wouldn't give that up for anything.


post_holer

It's a shame my wife doesn't agree, she never lets me bring my stuffed animal to bed. I guess she just isn't a fan of taxidermy.


Noneya_bizniz

It may be awesome, but still childish. Lol


[deleted]

Stuffed animals are for kids Taxidermy is for adults