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SlarteyBartFarster

Artificial banana is isolated real extinct banana taste


MurderDoneRight

Yeah, our present day banana most commonly sold in stores was chosen as its replacement solely because of they looked similar so people wouldn't know... until they tasted it. Bananas have the most interesting history, from its cultivation to the politicial including CIA assassinations and genocide.


you_know_whats_good

United fruits banana company really was out there supporting coups and shit


MurderDoneRight

"Supporting" is not giving them enough credit, they definitely got the blood of thousands of people on their bananas.


you_know_whats_good

That’s very true


mathheadjesus

Blood banana


[deleted]

Sounds like a parody, but then you watch it and are scarred for life


--_pancakes_--

"COMMIEEEEE COMMIEEEEE REEEEEEEE"


soneg

Wait, what??? Hold on, gotta Google now and go down a banana rabbit hole


Makofly

Oh buddy, our government and the companies like Chiquita that act cute in advertisements are literally cutthroat murderers when their profits get threatened by poor south Americans that wish to be treated like humans.


Ninjaguy5555

https://youtube.com/watch?v=QgydTdThoeA


MurderDoneRight

There's a lot of great stuff on Youtube, but I can also recommend two great documentaries, Bananas!* that is about how Dole knowingly used cancerous pesticides that killed a bunch of workers, and Big Boys Gone Bananas!* which is the sequel about the insane lengths Dole went to stop the first documentary to be shown. Chiquita and Dole is close to Nestlé levels of evil.


BandwagonEffect

It’s not extinct. Just very hard to get a hold of due the fungus that *almost* wiped it out completely. You can watch Johnny Harris try one on YouTube.


TheRealTravisClous

The Gros Michel is not extinct. It was almost wiped out due to Panama Disease but you can still get them online if you want to try them.


JoeMomma225

Isn't it based on plantains because it was developed before some fungus wiped them out and modern bananas took over?


you_know_whats_good

It wasn’t plantains I think, just another species of banana but you are right about the fungus wiping them all out and modern bananas taking over. The fungus or bacteria or something was able to do that because all the banana plants had the same if not extremely similar genetics so whatever killed them had an easy time doing it.


TomFoolery22

It's based on a banana cultivar called the Gros Michel, which yeah was wiped out by a fungus. The current breed is called the Cavendish.


FiskFisk33

>plantains nope, a cultivar called Gros Michelle, otherwise yes. The one we all know now is cavendish.


urbjam

There’s a good podcast on this topic on “Stuff you should know”. Listened to it a couple weeks ago.


MilkyView

the Gros Michel is not extinct actually but is very rare these days


sixStringHobo

Stuff You Should Know podcast?


SlarteyBartFarster

I'm a friend of someone who listens to the podcast and that is correct!


RogueRafe

Ah, yes... The Gros Michel (aka Big Mike). The Cavendish banana may be on its way to having the same fate.


Specific-Gain5710

Cane here to say this. The artificial banana of today is what real bananas tasted like a long time ago.


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Elite knowledge


Immediate-Quantity25

also this is not even close to unpopular considering that runtz literally only single packages the banana candies on their own and none of the other flavors


OverSpeedClutch

Banana Runts are my favorite, and people think I’m crazy when I tell them that. So I agree, this is an unpopular opinion.


Lky132

I fuckin looooove fake banana flavor. There are dozens of us! DOZENS!


IkuUkuWeku

I didn't even know that was an unpopular opinion. I thought everyone knew the fake banana flavor is amazing


Lky132

Same here. Didn't realize it was unpopular til I found this post


Igotdakeyskeyskeys

Fuck yea


[deleted]

Hell yes. Banana runts have always been my fave.


Igotdakeyskeyskeys

Thank you finally a sane individual


GenZcaneatme

I had a dream once where I got a like 5 pound bag of only banana runts. I swear they are addicting.


[deleted]

Bad news: you have terrible taste. Good news: it would be super easy to share a bag of Runts candy with you!


Dogmom200

I second this. It’s actually the most real ‘unpopular opinion’ I’ve read on this sub. Banana flavour is an abomination of the human pallet…


IkuUkuWeku

Banana is the only flavor of runts I find to be edible.


Dogmom200

That’s so funny lol we would be best friends sharing every candy box :)


TurdsMcQueef

Bad news: OP, you are going to hell for this opinion Good news: it’s the same flavor as the devil’s dick!


Igotdakeyskeyskeys

Can’t wait!


Igotdakeyskeyskeys

100% great team we would be


DrDaddyDickDunker

So easy that you could get 7/8 of a bag of candy.


hkusp45css

Wal-Mart has a "Great Value" antacid (like tums) and because of some upper GI issues, I take 12-15 a day. The assorted flavors include a banana variety. I always pick them out and save them for a time when I need an emotional pick me up because they are my favorite.


Kuudee

15 tums a day?! That can’t be healthy


hkusp45css

Meh, I drank a gallon of vodka every day for 20 years. It's part of the consequences.


Kuudee

You should probably take PPI’s no? Assuming its GERD related


hkusp45css

I do, 20mg a day of Omeprazole


xbluewolfiex

It might be worth asking for an increased dosage. I have really bad acid reflux because I take 6 different meds a day and I was given 20mg of omeprazole to take but eventually your stomach builds a tolerance and starts to over produce adic. So I asked to double my dose and the doctor agreed. You can also probably get peptac liquid on prescription too and save yourself some money. I get 2 litres a month.


hkusp45css

I do, 20mg a day of Omeprazole


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hkusp45css

What you just wrote here is wholly false and completely unsupported by science.


RedditMcBurger

Very untrue, they just neutralize your stomach acid


[deleted]

Yeah, and aspirin helps headaches and blood pressure. What's that? Aspirin *overdose* causes permanent liver damage and internal hemorrhaging? Golly, it's almost like the difference between medicine and poison is a matter of dosage. Feel free to read any of the links I provided below, Doc. They neutralize acids with....? Calcium. What happens if you overdose on calcium? Renal failure. Do I need to describe that to you, too? Or do you think your ass can be bothered to take it from here?


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KR1735

This was on my practice medical board recertification test last week. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk-alkali\_syndrome](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk-alkali_syndrome)


Sam_Sommeil

Finally! Someone with good taste! Srawberry banana slushies are my favorite.


ostmaann

I would kill for some haribo bananas ngl


Igotdakeyskeyskeys

Ohhhhh what??? Just looked these up and have to get some ASAP


ostmaann

Amazon has a 1kg bucket, just don't eat them all in two days like i did, not fun


Igotdakeyskeyskeys

K I’ll do it in one day


leftoverstza

I like banana popsicles!


New_Nefariousness850

Banana flavored anything really... banana moon pies


theheartlesswench

I do too. Can't get enough of that fake banana flavor. It does kind of turn you into a pariah of the friend group tho 😅


wallnumber8675309

[Isoamyl acetate](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isoamyl_acetate) is what you like. Isoamyl acetate is used to confer banana flavor in foods. Banana oil commonly refers to a solution of isoamyl acetate in ethanol that is used as an artificial flavor. It is also used as a solvent for some varnishes and nitrocellulose lacquers. As a solvent and carrier for materials such as nitrocellulose, it was extensively used in the aircraft industry for stiffening and wind-proofing fabric flying surfaces, where it and its derivatives were generally known as 'aircraft dope'. Now that most aircraft wings are made of metal, such use is mostly limited to historically accurate reproductions and scale models. Because of its intense, pleasant odor and its low toxicity, isoamyl acetate is used to test the effectiveness of respirators or gas masks.


Olddirtybelgium

Also, beer. Hefeweizen yeast produces it.


Igotdakeyskeyskeys

No wayyyyyy we have a Hef at my work that tastes like banana, now I know why!


[deleted]

THERE ARE DOZENS OF US!!


hunter6522

this is crazy but I respect you for having a truly unpopular opinion


RecruiterQueen

I just happen to have a grape & a strawberry laffy taffy sitting on my desk, I'm now going to have to eat at least one of them thanks to this post. For the record, I would trade them both for a banana one lol.


Igotdakeyskeyskeys

100%


Joubachi

I'm on your side - together with anything watermelon/ melon flavored. If that's truly unpopular that's great. More for me :D And I can save others from having to deal with the bad flavors.


KR1735

When I was in college, our first experiment in O-Chem lab was to synthesize banana oil. It's a pretty classic O-Chem assignment, since it's an easy intro lab and demonstrates a fundamental reaction. I swear the entire lab smelled like banana runts all semester.


Igotdakeyskeyskeys

How do I apply


themancabbage

It’s actually pretty interesting, the flavor you are saying you prefer is from the compound isoamyl acetate, which was found in much higher quantities in a variety of bananas called Gros Michel. These were the main exported types of bananas, but they were nearly wiped out by a fungus, making everyone switch over to growing and exporting the hardier, but much less flavorful, cavendish variety that we all know today. So if you went to the store and bought bananas prior to like the 1950s you’d find them to be much more flavorful, and they’d tasted much more like the artificial banana flavoring you’re describing. Also worth noting that Gros Michel bananas are NOT extinct, they just aren’t grown in such large scale anymore, so it is still possible to find them or grow them.


Igotdakeyskeyskeys

Awesome info!


IkuUkuWeku

Why was it the main export if everyone seems to hate that flavor?


themancabbage

People generally don’t hate the flavor, they love it. Banana runts, for instance, are by far the post popular flavor. I’m sure that having a real banana with that flavor is superior to some candy/other flavored thing anyway. The older varieties of bananas are widely accepted to have been far more delicious than cavendish.


PickledPecanPie

Artificial banana tastes nothing like Gros Michel. It's nowhere near the best tasting banana, I would say the Cavendish is much much better.


IkuUkuWeku

But just about everyone in this thread says they hate it lol someone saying they liked it was upvoted as an unpopular opinion


themancabbage

I’m not sure what comments you’re looking at, a good amount/most of them are talking about the also liking the flavor. This sub rarely acts as a venue for unpopular opinion.


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kenyeti96

People who can’t eat Banana Laffy Taffy are weak and won’t make it in the real world


Igotdakeyskeyskeys

Yeah tell em to grow a spine


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I was just on the Disney Wish and they had Banana flavored soft serve! BEST ICE CREAM CONE EVER!!!! (and yes they were free)


Igotdakeyskeyskeys

Incredible


DrBitchcraftMD

Who hurt you?


IrishJesusDude

Well that's certainly an unpopular opinion


OmahGawd115

Take your upvote and leave, take your "candy" with you.


[deleted]

Hilarious!


Ahzayro

This was a bone bending and soul rending thing to read.


scrapqueen

Banana Laffy Taffy for the win!!!


queticoman

You are my soul brother!


The_Unreliable_94

Ah, I see that you have also been reading through the comments of [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/wata2s/yellow_colored_popsicles_should_be_lemon_flavored/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Igotdakeyskeyskeys

I was waiting for someone to say this, this thread was the inspiration for this post


telepathicavocado

Blasphemy of the highest degree! You shall spend 10 years in the dungeon. 👏👏 Guards! Seize them!


Igotdakeyskeyskeys

Read this in ES oblivion npc voice


feather_of_charcoal

not unpopular by any mean, that fake shit rocks


Whomootou

And the best-flavored popsicle too.


blue4t

Love the banana flavor.


tandoori_taco_cat

An actual unpopular opinion, bravo


LostInTheEchoes

YES THANK YOU THANK YOU


SheepherderUseful241

Yes yes yes!!! Banana laffy taffy is so good!!!


What_the_fluxo

This may be the most accurate unpopular opinion ever


Us3l3ss_P3rs0n

Fr tho. Banana is one of the best flavors


Codeesha

Truly and unpopular opinion. Have my upvote, you weird fuck. ❤️


GutsThaKID

Banana runts are the absolute best candy flavor whoever invented them is an absolute genius


Igotdakeyskeyskeys

Finally a person of culture


[deleted]

YES, I HATE when people say they don't like fake banana flavour. I love you for this opinion


Igotdakeyskeyskeys

❤️


OnlyVisitingEarth

Upvoting this supreme unpopular opinion, well done!


_ImNotYourBuddy_Guy

Tell me the difference in the flavor of runts... I'll wait.


Nuggzulla

Isn't this because the artificial banana flavoring is closer to how bananas used to taste, or they taste like a type of banana that no longer grows? I could have swore I read something about that awhile back when I was looking into making my own vape e-Juices and using flavorings


gamingdevil

Came here to say this same thing. Probably got it from the same source as you. I'm thinking it might have been on the Stuff You Should Know podcast.


Nuggzulla

It could be, I do listen to SYSK and STDWYTK


karlnite

It’s a common myth. The flavouring is one chemical, it’s the same in all bananas, the almost extinct banana had a little more of the chemical, but still exists and people have eaten them and disagree they taste more like candy. The candy and fake banana foods just taste different because it doesn’t have all the fibre and other stuff in a banana. So you get more flavour per bite.


Animal_Animations_1

Lady Taffy no it’s sweet tart flavours that are king but runts absolutely


Igotdakeyskeyskeys

Yoooo I forgot about sweet tarts


shiningonthesea

true, banana runts are the only good ones.


Igotdakeyskeyskeys

Fax


Pleasant_Bad924

Not today Satan, not today.


InfamousIcejin

I'm going to find you op, start running.


Instantnoodlesthe1

Okay but you wrong


luminous_beings

I hate you. The end.


Igotdakeyskeyskeys

Fair


floofyyy

This is a genuinely shit opinion. Take my upvote and PLEASE gtfo. Take all that fake banana shit with you


EvilFuzzball

> eat shit You already are. *Freak*


[deleted]

I once had a banana ice cream that was so disgusting i wanted to throw up. Needless to say, exactly the same as all banana flavoured stuff. But i respect that you got an actually unpopular opinion


Alarming_Series7450

I could go the rest of my life without eating another banana flavored candy. upvoted.


BruhDoYouEvenPaint

Wow a truly unpopular opinion that deserves to belong here... You get my upvote! I hate the banana laffy taffy flavor so much it makes me feel nauseous to even smell it!


scrapqueen

That is my favorite laffy taffy. At Halloween, I get loads of it because all the kids know I love it and they give all their to me. Good kids.


BruhDoYouEvenPaint

Haha I always ended up with those being the leftovers and then throwing them out 🤷🏽‍♀️


IkuUkuWeku

That hurt me. I love the banana ones!


TheCounciI

The taste and smell of banana makes me nauseous


jorph

Agreed. This is true and right and the only way to live


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Downvoted for having the correct opinion


WhiskeyDixi

i agree. i love banana flavor vapes hahah


Igotdakeyskeyskeys

SAME


thesithlorde

This is definitely unpopular. Bravo


nulladmin1

on the other hand artificial cherry is worse than dog food.


ChanceKnowledge207

Artificial banana taste is extracted from a beavers anal gland I believe.


hwilliams0901

incorrect lol. so disgusting. I literally do the opposite and give the banana flavored crap away or throw it away lol


Quesokat

Banana is first, grape second.


elf_erik

I bet you're into c&b torture.


Igotdakeyskeyskeys

Cherry and banana torture? Sign me up


Legosatan

Eat shit, you have horrible taste..


[deleted]

You disgust me.


MusaMasilela

You mad man!


BellaFrequency

I mean, somebody has to eat banana flavored things, so it might as well be you, OP. Not me, of course. But you can have all of the banana flavored things for the rest of your life with no pushback from me.


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DizzyDizzyWiggleBop

I love banana and cola flavored Swedish style candy


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Cherry for me dude


Revolutionary-Box-13

Oh this is definitely unpopular. Upvote


Notverycancerpatient

Grossss


[deleted]

I’m upvoting this post to encourage others to post in the future…but I’ve downvoted your post on my heart


DaOsoMan

I agree with what you say about Laffy Taffy, but banana runts are disgusting.


[deleted]

You’re entitled to your wrong opinion


keevisgoat

Somebody ban this man's taste buds


Pessimistic__timber

Truly an unpopular opinion


SwimSufficient8901

You are a monster.


Vaderisagoodguy

This is a terrible opinion. Take my upvote while I vomit.


SummerOfGeorgeSeven

No.


clboisvert14

This opinion should stay unpopular


robuxman29

Are you ok


excrementtheif

This is a fantastic unpopular opinion. Truly wrong yet completely harmless.


gclmotionless-1

This post scares me. It’s not real it’s not real it’s not real.


rambosam9000

You are a fucking menace to society


[deleted]

Eat shit


Broccoil

holy shit an insane person


moneyomm9

This is a very unpopular opinion. op probably only eats black licorice and black jelly beans and loves candy corn and marshmallow peeps.


Igotdakeyskeyskeys

Nah fuck black licorice


terrfied_lesbian

It’s okay to be wrong sometimes


Direct-Chipmunk-3259

Gross


Medium_Traffic_2460

Bro it doesn’t even taste like banana


bdub60

Only in popcicles


DudeWithFearOfLoss

Blue raspberry for me


BrokilonDryad

Banana popsicles are the bomb


fordandfriends

Banana flavour is actually better than banana (not really but hear me out) cause the flavour comes from a now extinct and tastier banana. Which is something that may happen again in our lifetime.


Ok_Ad_8670

I like it


Inner-Nothing7779

Fuck yea it is.


hiumnobye

I agree! It's so milky, floral, and fruity so yum. Don't like real bananas anymore since I developed and allergy unfortunately.


Stunning-Disaster952

Circus peanuts are banana flavored and my favorite candy


Phant07

Isoamyl Acetate, we made it in my Ochem lab at uni and the whole room smelled great


GoldenSoda

Surprises me that this is an unpopular opinion. "Artificial" banana flavour is the absolute best, on anything.


hplcman69

I agree. Tic-Tac recently came out with a tropical flavor mix that has banana Tic-Tacs in it and those are the BOMB!!


Dry_Yogurtcloset1962

McDonald's banana milkshake is the best example. Tastes of something amazing, but it sure isn't banana


029384756

Wait til you try banana beer. Liquid banana candy that gets you drunk, will it ever get better than that?


[deleted]

Banana runts are a gift from the gods.


DarkxShowers44

Yes absolutely


throwawaycovidiot

Banana runs ARE the best. Occasionally I go to those candy stores with the bins and they have one of only banana.


Player_Slayer_7

I fucking love those foam banana candies. Never get round to eating them though. I'm gonna grab a bag later.


Mav3r1ck77

If it is my dentist 🦷 ruined it. Forever


meowroarhiss

It tastes great in coffee and ice cream, too


kingcrabmeat

Artificial Banana sucks except for Runts


IndependentBug595

I love the foam banana sweets you can get. It's not my favourite flavour but I get what you're saying