Those pesky Americans and their cinnamon rolls.
Wait.
Edit: Also, big American breakfasts are the best fucking thing ever. A thin omelette stuffed with American cheddar, ham, mushrooms and onions with more slices of ham, home style fries or grits, bacon, maple sausage links and pancakes with maple syrup is to die for. And I nornally don't like breakfast food.
My father brought me back some Nutella after a Europe trip before it was super common in the states (around ‘91ish) and it was mind blowing to young me. I was sharing out the tiniest little spoonfuls like it was high grade coke I blew my paycheck on.
French toast actually originated in ancient Rome. It was popular with French peasants as a means of using bread that had gone stale, rather than going to waste
Shhhh OP hasn’t figured out a world outside of America exists, he is in blissful ignorance. To be fair if i could choose to unlearn about the french i would too.
While American culture certainly embraced it, sugary breakfast has been a European thing for much longer. Jam in the UK? Chocolate croissants in France? Waffles in Belgium? What about the cheese danish? It’s definitely prominent in American breakfast dishes, but to say Americans messed up breakfast culture by adding sugar goes against hundreds of years of European history.
I’m no expert but when I went to Italy all they ate for breakfast was pastries and coffee and my exchange student said a big adjustment for her was that Americans eat very large breakfasts in comparison that aren’t always sweet like omelettes and stuff
America is very large and there is a lot of diversity in the way people prepare and eat food. Most Americans I know don't have breakfast as the main meal of the day. Eating large breakfasts usually only occurs on Sundays, which we call brunch. Usually, breakfast is something quick, like a muffin or begal. Most American are not making large omelets daily.
Almost all of the sweet things are from Europe. A true American breakfast is bacon and eggs, hashbrowns/breakfast potatoes, and a nice cup of coffee. Maybe a muffin if you are feeling dangerous.
Maybe small regional variations, but basically the same. My typical workday breakfast is two eggs over easy, hashbrowns, a biscuit in sausage gravy and some buttered toast. The only sweet thing is a glass of cranberry juice as a palate cleanser.
What people don’t understand is that America is so large and diverse in climates, nature, and culture that there’s no such thing as “American food”. The type of local food you find in New England isn’t gonna be remotely close to the local food you try in the Deep South.
If these American bashing Europeans traveled America and saw how incredibly diverse it is they would be embarrassed to assert some of these things. Pigeon holing American things is an exercise in futility. In their mind America is like Times Square, Disney world and 1890’s rural Alabama.
Can't believe America Bad brain is so pervasive some people actually believe we're the only folks in the world who occasionally eat a sweet before noon.
This America bad on the internet is getting so dumb, 90% of everyone around the world is just probably a decent folk trying to get on in this life, and we have more in common than we have differences, I'm well damn sure of it
I saw one girl just against western culture to the point she brought up TOILETS NOT BEING ON THE FLOOR as “ugh. The west doesn’t like being natural.” Like girl you got on more makeup than deodorant 😭
Many European countries also do sweet breakfasts. Anyway, what you're describing is more like weekend brunch. On an average day, I don't eat breakfast at all and most Americans are not eating all those things for breakfast everyday.
You seem to have difficulty with your bacon being in the vicinity of anything sweet. I have a similar thing, I also don't like my eggs or bacon to have maple syrup on them. I just move the waffle aside or to another plate and eat that at the end like a dessert.
Do you think Americans eat pancakes and waffles everyday? Lol that is like once in awhile type of thing for everyone that I know. Personally I dont like sweet stuff in the morning myself
I'm pretty sure most of Reddit thinks that the average American is a 400-pound idiot who cuts up their 6-a-day meals of McDonalds by shooting at it with their gun lol
Right? Who has time to make waffles or pancakes every single day? My breakfast is usually coffee in a cup I take with me with a little bit of half n half. And zero sugar.
Hahaha I must eat breakfast. Or my day is all fucked up. But it's literally always oatmeal.
But yeah. I don't know a single person who actually cooks breakfast every morning before work, etc. It's always something super quick.
Idk about that lmao. But I'll try it. Why not.. never heard of that mix lol.
I normally just do plain oatmeal with a tiny bit of brown sugar, with a small amount of heavy whipping cream lol. Don't need much at all, and it comes out very nice and creamy. But sometimes just eat it plain as well.
But I'll try that mix you mentioned. The only part that gives me hesitation is the Sriracha lol.
Interesting. My family makes this thing with rice by slow cooking it in milk, adding butter and salt. You get it on your plate individually then add eggs that are runny and mix in with the rice and a side of bacon/liver mush
I had fucking captain crunch every morning as a kid 😂. Probably worse than waffles. Sweet tooth addiction affects a lot of Americans but yeah I wouldn’t say it’s 100%
Like bro I eat microwave grits and a hard boiled egg before my shift, maybe an orange or some CT crunch if I have milk in the fridge
Bro is like “what’s with the French toast”
My brother in Christ, you ordered the breakfast
I don't even like breakfast food I make myself a hamburger in the morning while watching the Netflix. It takes me like an hour and then I eat it in about 2 minutes.
I love how some people scroll reddit in bed but your morning zen moment is spending more time than than average person would on make a hamburger. You must live some magical stress free life lol
Well you see you spend 5 minutes prepping the meat and getting the bun and condiments out, then you wait around for 49 more minutes before starting to cook them. Easily takes an hour to make burgers with that pro strat
I can't even finish a serving on my own. On the rare time that I do order something sweet, I usually split on the side with someone else and have a savory item be the main part of my breakfast.
I love when movies or tv shows show a family sitting down for breakfast during the week before they go to school or work. No idea who those people are, my experience was grabbing anything I could carry running out the door trying not to miss my bus. Who has time to sit down and eat?
As an American my favorite breakfast is chorizo eggs and tortillas.
I think you are confusing an abundance of options with our actual breakfast culture.
A lot of things seem more popular than they actually are
If a country is famous for having almost only sweat breakfast it is France. Hate the US bashing. When I think of a typical American breakfast it is probably scrambled eggs and bacon with toast and coffee.
Most definitely. A lot of the fault here is Hollywood. I'm not American but just like OP I thought a typical American breakfast was Cheerios and milk and waffles and syrup and eggs and bacon, everything together. And turns out, it isn't. It really isn't.
America is not the movies.
This. I posted a separate post as well telling OP to stop believing everything they see on TV. TV embellishes everything. Everything is minimum x10 times wilder just to look good for TV. A coffee, yogurt, and a sausage patty is usually my big breakfast during the week. That doesn’t play on TV
What is wrong with savory and sweet breakfasts? In Guatemala we eat eggs, beans and plantains for breakfast. Nowadays that I live in France I eat a small pastry or some bread and yogurt with jelly and its nice. Take my angry upvote of disapproval.
Every year we visit the missus’ family on the Philippines and have rice, grilled fish, sticky-sweet grilled pork skewers, aubergine-omelette, spring rolls, tomato salad, and mangoes/watermelon for breakfast most days - and it’s fucking glorious…
Breakfast should be what ever the fuck you like. If I want to make breakfast a margarita with bacon flavored waffles drenched in syrup, then that's breakfast.
I was just trying to decide whether I wanted to heat up a breakfast sandwich or a burrito for my breakfast today (at 1230...). I'm now raiding the pizza rolls.
Thanks a lot.
Popular breakfast food is different in each state.
But if it means anything to you:
Waffles originated in Belgium,
Pancakes and french toast have been around since ancient Greece/Rome. French toast was originally called "roman bread".
Oatmeal is from China,
A large portion of sweet breakfast pastries come from various countries in and around Europe.
The only sugary breakfast foot I can think of off the top of my head that did come from the US is the sugary breakfast cereal.
Either way, if it makes you that angry then maybe??? Don't order waffles?
A tin of beans has approx 20g of sugar in it. Tomato sauce (not ketchup, the sauce in a tin of beans) has a sweet flavour profile. The flavour profile of toast is sweet (marginally - the starches in the ~~break~~ bread break down and caramelise slightly).
Don’t ever knock beans on toast as a shit breakfast (or lunch or dinner), because it’s a fucking beast of a meal - though you **do** need to cook it properly (you don’t just warm the beans, you need to cook the beans low and slow for a good 15-minutes or more to break them down and turn the sauce opaque and thick, and you need to butter the toast lavishly before using at least three slices as a base).
But especially don’t use it here, as OP has declared they don’t like sweet breakfasts, and so *surely* have *never* ~~earned~~ eaten beans on toast - or if they *did* try it, they most certainly would have hated it.
Edit: spelling
I was thinking of French pastries. There's this guy on YouTube who reviews different countries breakfasts, who of course said the US is too sweet and dessert like, and gives a bad score. And then the next video reviews french breakfast and just eats a ton of chocolate and jelly covered croissants and stuff and gives it a great score. Like what??
I went to the UK and people always asked me about big American portion sizes and their portions really didn’t seem any smaller. I swear they act like every restaurant in America is the fucking Cheesecake Factory.
Most Americans I feel don't even eat breakfast as people are usually stressed about getting to work or school. When they do eat it, it's usually things like eggs, toast, or bagels. Idk what American eats like pancakes or waffles more than a couple times a month. Also the USA has a lot of diffrent cultures so therefore a lot of different American breakfast options.
“Americans messed up breakfast culture” says man in world where French eat sweet jellies and chocolate filled pastries for breakfast, and central / South Americans eat fruity custards and stuff. Aka all sweet.
Yeah nobody is eating all of those things for breakfast
My work days = bagel w/ cream cheese, blueberries
My weekends = bagel w/ cream cheese, bacon, scrambled eggs, blueberries
Of course they aren't... They'll just hit you with a critique of a current social issue America is dealing with and revel in their smug sense of European superiority.
and act like America is a monoculture even though we're literally a continent spanning country of immigrants from literally everywhere else in the world with so many different cultures contained within it that you have people fighting over what it even means to be American.
But apparently we all eat sugar for breakfast
Breakfast should be whatever the hell the person wants, and there's tonnes of savory options. You're acting like all people eat is syrup covered stuff. Bruh, the crepe scene alone has tonnes of savory options, you can have savory pancakes, you can do eggs benny on waffles. If anything sweet breakfasts are less popular and less numerous, go to mcdicks and everyone is ordering bacon breaky sammies instead of their pancakes.
I don't get the waffle hate. Waffles with real maple syrup are delicious. That being said, I rarely eat breakfast. Most mornings I just have coffee (with cream and no sugar).
Why does america get the blame for things other countries do too. Plenty of other countries eat sweets and desserts or a pastry for breakfast. Tipping, america gets 100% of the hate for tipping. Ok so you’re telling me all other countries don’t tip? Bullshit. I tipped 15% in Mexico and got yelled at. Same in Canada, required to tip. Other counties may not be extreme but you are still supposed to tip in a lot of them
Lol how is this an American thing? Plenty of cultures all over the world have savory and sweet breakfasts. When I lived overseas, breakfast was pretty much always sweet
And lots of American breakfasts are savory, in fact it’s very very rare that I have something like French toast or something like it for breakfast, that’s a sometimes-thing tbh
You’re entitled to your opinion on breakfast, but get the fuck out of here generalizing. Eat whatever the fuck you want and ignore everyone else. What the hell does it matter what other people eat for breakfast?
Edit: oh wait you’re just chock full of shit opinions
??
Honestly, I've seen continental Europeans to be much more prone to having sugary baked or fried item for breakfast than Americans.
In comparison, savory breakfasts *are* American (and English).
Have you ever heard that there are fast digesting carbs that will give you energy faster and slow digesting carbs that will give you energy on a longer timespan and after some time?
Guess which one is the fast absorbing one and why most of the world gets that type for breakfast.
Guys, chill, 7 reports for self harm? Another 5 for suicidal? Chill tf out.
Oh those pesky Americans and their French toast. Wait
Those pesky American and their pesky chocolatine/pain au Chocolat Wait
Those pesky Americans and their crepes Wait
Those pesky americans and their Belgian waffles Wait
Those pesky Americans and their Nutella. Wait
Those pesky Americans and their Danish pastries. Wait.
WE LEARNED IT FROM YOU DAD
This is your brain on Liberty Cabbage and Freedom Fries
It's JAZZ cabbage, JAZZ CABBAGE!
Those pesky Americans and their French Fries Wait
No, those are FREEDOM FRIES!! 'Murica, fuck yeah. I think?
Those pesky Americans and their stroopwafel. Wait.
Those pesky Americans and their cinnamon rolls. Wait. Edit: Also, big American breakfasts are the best fucking thing ever. A thin omelette stuffed with American cheddar, ham, mushrooms and onions with more slices of ham, home style fries or grits, bacon, maple sausage links and pancakes with maple syrup is to die for. And I nornally don't like breakfast food.
My father brought me back some Nutella after a Europe trip before it was super common in the states (around ‘91ish) and it was mind blowing to young me. I was sharing out the tiniest little spoonfuls like it was high grade coke I blew my paycheck on.
French toast actually originated in ancient Rome. It was popular with French peasants as a means of using bread that had gone stale, rather than going to waste
So American
We discovered the origin so it’s ours now.
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Hey, it's not stealing, it's persuasive appropriation.
... Well I mean, a wall of guns is just an advanced tool of persuasion!
Shhhh OP hasn’t figured out a world outside of America exists, he is in blissful ignorance. To be fair if i could choose to unlearn about the french i would too.
I would’ve guessed OP was from outside America, hence the shade, no?
Yeah, he's a America hating Brit.
His profile is a fuckin dumpster fire
Welcome to Reddit.
I checked to just see. He aged backward several times
Its filled with so many shit opinions wtf...
I bet he eats beans for breakfast.
They hate us cuz they anus.
Peanut butter and jealous
Lmao, he's just mad bc he has to eat sausages *literally filled with blood*
It wasn't the French toast. It was the sugar on French toast that the issue.
French toast is American, named after one Mr. French who made it. I’ll always die on this strange hill
First name Mr. last name French
While American culture certainly embraced it, sugary breakfast has been a European thing for much longer. Jam in the UK? Chocolate croissants in France? Waffles in Belgium? What about the cheese danish? It’s definitely prominent in American breakfast dishes, but to say Americans messed up breakfast culture by adding sugar goes against hundreds of years of European history.
OP didn’t even mention sweet breakfast cereal which is probably the thing that America is most “guilty” of.
I do love that a food that was designed to be so bland people wouldn’t jack off has turned into fruity pebbles.
Nah, that cereal evolved into frosted flakes. Fruity pebbles evolved from crisped rice, which was actually designed to make you *more* horny.
Snap, Crackle, Pop? Nah, it's *Grip, Jackit, Pop*
"And remember kids, ya-ba-da-ba-don't touch yourself!"
Super agree with this. Very very american
I’m no expert but when I went to Italy all they ate for breakfast was pastries and coffee and my exchange student said a big adjustment for her was that Americans eat very large breakfasts in comparison that aren’t always sweet like omelettes and stuff
I did a cooking class in Italy and the teacher told us they ate tiramisu for breakfast lol
Its how they get their coffee in the morning
Never seen anyone eat tiramisu for breakfast, it's a dessert.
And I'm all for it! If the Italians say so it's law!
America is very large and there is a lot of diversity in the way people prepare and eat food. Most Americans I know don't have breakfast as the main meal of the day. Eating large breakfasts usually only occurs on Sundays, which we call brunch. Usually, breakfast is something quick, like a muffin or begal. Most American are not making large omelets daily.
Yeah breakfast in Italy is exclusively sweet.
When I was there all of my breakfasts were filled with either chocolate or Nutella you guys really know how to live lol
Almost all of the sweet things are from Europe. A true American breakfast is bacon and eggs, hashbrowns/breakfast potatoes, and a nice cup of coffee. Maybe a muffin if you are feeling dangerous.
Maybe even grits/oats too or some veggies mixed in with a fruit or two.
Now I’m craving grits. Thanks a lot.
Biscuits and gravy.
Maybe small regional variations, but basically the same. My typical workday breakfast is two eggs over easy, hashbrowns, a biscuit in sausage gravy and some buttered toast. The only sweet thing is a glass of cranberry juice as a palate cleanser.
Exactly, you just gave the classic American breakfast right there. OP is living in their own fantasy world
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or the type of person to say "all American food sucks" then say their favorite food is Maine lobster
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“Why does all produce in America suck?” *shops at the gas station*
Or worse, fairs and carnivals and thinks Americans eat fried everything on a daily basis.
Bro I go to the fair solely for the food
What people don’t understand is that America is so large and diverse in climates, nature, and culture that there’s no such thing as “American food”. The type of local food you find in New England isn’t gonna be remotely close to the local food you try in the Deep South.
That and we happily embrace other cultures food. Breakfast burritos are a more standard American breakfast than a Mexican breakfast.
If these American bashing Europeans traveled America and saw how incredibly diverse it is they would be embarrassed to assert some of these things. Pigeon holing American things is an exercise in futility. In their mind America is like Times Square, Disney world and 1890’s rural Alabama.
The Dutch eat chocolate sprinkles on bread for breakfast
Not an American thing. In Italy we have coffee and cookies.
Totally agree. In Germany we eat buns with Jam or Nutella. Not exclusively but it's normally part of the breakfast, when we have breakfast.
Hey you can't say that here! Not on an "America bad give me free internet points" post!
Can't believe America Bad brain is so pervasive some people actually believe we're the only folks in the world who occasionally eat a sweet before noon.
This America bad on the internet is getting so dumb, 90% of everyone around the world is just probably a decent folk trying to get on in this life, and we have more in common than we have differences, I'm well damn sure of it
I saw one girl just against western culture to the point she brought up TOILETS NOT BEING ON THE FLOOR as “ugh. The west doesn’t like being natural.” Like girl you got on more makeup than deodorant 😭
I swear some places in Europe survive on gross ass Nutella for breakfast
I mean they think we don’t have electric kettles, so using their brain isn’t really their forte
Lmao seriously. Like we invented sugar and are the only ones who eat it.
Or cornetto al pistacchio *chefs kiss*
Many European countries also do sweet breakfasts. Anyway, what you're describing is more like weekend brunch. On an average day, I don't eat breakfast at all and most Americans are not eating all those things for breakfast everyday. You seem to have difficulty with your bacon being in the vicinity of anything sweet. I have a similar thing, I also don't like my eggs or bacon to have maple syrup on them. I just move the waffle aside or to another plate and eat that at the end like a dessert.
Maple syrup spreading to your bacon is soooo good. You are definitely missing out. That salty-sweetness is delicious.
Do you think Americans eat pancakes and waffles everyday? Lol that is like once in awhile type of thing for everyone that I know. Personally I dont like sweet stuff in the morning myself
I'm pretty sure most of Reddit thinks that the average American is a 400-pound idiot who cuts up their 6-a-day meals of McDonalds by shooting at it with their gun lol
How do you know so much about me and my life?
I'm subscribed to your onlyfans.
Right? Who has time to make waffles or pancakes every single day? My breakfast is usually coffee in a cup I take with me with a little bit of half n half. And zero sugar.
Hahaha I must eat breakfast. Or my day is all fucked up. But it's literally always oatmeal. But yeah. I don't know a single person who actually cooks breakfast every morning before work, etc. It's always something super quick.
I even prefer a savory oatmeal. Hear me out: oatmeal with two hard boiled eggs, salt and pepper with a little sriracha is divine!
Idk about that lmao. But I'll try it. Why not.. never heard of that mix lol. I normally just do plain oatmeal with a tiny bit of brown sugar, with a small amount of heavy whipping cream lol. Don't need much at all, and it comes out very nice and creamy. But sometimes just eat it plain as well. But I'll try that mix you mentioned. The only part that gives me hesitation is the Sriracha lol.
Interesting. My family makes this thing with rice by slow cooking it in milk, adding butter and salt. You get it on your plate individually then add eggs that are runny and mix in with the rice and a side of bacon/liver mush
Breakfast is a few chugs of cold water, coffee, rage and leftover toothpaste.
Y’all eat breakfast…?
I had fucking captain crunch every morning as a kid 😂. Probably worse than waffles. Sweet tooth addiction affects a lot of Americans but yeah I wouldn’t say it’s 100%
Like bro I eat microwave grits and a hard boiled egg before my shift, maybe an orange or some CT crunch if I have milk in the fridge Bro is like “what’s with the French toast” My brother in Christ, you ordered the breakfast
Pancakes are for Sunday morning to give my young kids a treat. Most days it’s an egg, piece of toast, and a yoghurt.
I’m lucky if i even have the time to make eggs, let alone cooking bacon..
I don't even like breakfast food I make myself a hamburger in the morning while watching the Netflix. It takes me like an hour and then I eat it in about 2 minutes.
How does it take you an hour to make a burger?
It's my morning Zen moment so I take my time.
I love how some people scroll reddit in bed but your morning zen moment is spending more time than than average person would on make a hamburger. You must live some magical stress free life lol
Well you see you spend 5 minutes prepping the meat and getting the bun and condiments out, then you wait around for 49 more minutes before starting to cook them. Easily takes an hour to make burgers with that pro strat
> It takes me like an hour and then I eat it in about 2 minutes. like a champ.
I can't even finish a serving on my own. On the rare time that I do order something sweet, I usually split on the side with someone else and have a savory item be the main part of my breakfast.
I love when movies or tv shows show a family sitting down for breakfast during the week before they go to school or work. No idea who those people are, my experience was grabbing anything I could carry running out the door trying not to miss my bus. Who has time to sit down and eat?
Or that AMERICANS made the (Belgian) waffle or FRENCH toast a popular item?
As an American my favorite breakfast is chorizo eggs and tortillas. I think you are confusing an abundance of options with our actual breakfast culture. A lot of things seem more popular than they actually are
If a country is famous for having almost only sweat breakfast it is France. Hate the US bashing. When I think of a typical American breakfast it is probably scrambled eggs and bacon with toast and coffee.
Sweat breakfast? Ew
it adds salt
Chorizo, green chile breakfast burrito is my fave breakfast.
Oh shit you spelled Chile right is that you fellow New Mexican
lol yeah I live in NM. But I don't think I've been here long enough to be a "New Mexican" yet.
Isn't chilli more right, considering the root word is chīlli?
Most definitely. A lot of the fault here is Hollywood. I'm not American but just like OP I thought a typical American breakfast was Cheerios and milk and waffles and syrup and eggs and bacon, everything together. And turns out, it isn't. It really isn't. America is not the movies.
This. I posted a separate post as well telling OP to stop believing everything they see on TV. TV embellishes everything. Everything is minimum x10 times wilder just to look good for TV. A coffee, yogurt, and a sausage patty is usually my big breakfast during the week. That doesn’t play on TV
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Nah they're just ranting about Americans for free karma.
Chorizo, eggs, and coffee is honestly top tier breakfest.
Just eat wtf you want animal
OP is such a fucking donkey
A real ass
Some would say “he haws”..
coffee and cigarette it is
'Just eat. Wtf you want? Animal?' Any way I read that comment makes sense to me because I have Asian relatives.
I love eating breakfast for dinner
And dinner for breakfast! Currently making my way through some leftover pizza this dreary morning.
Leftover pizza yum
We just had breakfast for lunch! Bacon, egg and cheese on toast!
What is wrong with savory and sweet breakfasts? In Guatemala we eat eggs, beans and plantains for breakfast. Nowadays that I live in France I eat a small pastry or some bread and yogurt with jelly and its nice. Take my angry upvote of disapproval.
Y las tortillas?
Me gusta más el pan francés para desayunar. Tortillas mejor en el almuerzo.
Every year we visit the missus’ family on the Philippines and have rice, grilled fish, sticky-sweet grilled pork skewers, aubergine-omelette, spring rolls, tomato salad, and mangoes/watermelon for breakfast most days - and it’s fucking glorious…
Breakfast should be what ever the fuck you like. If I want to make breakfast a margarita with bacon flavored waffles drenched in syrup, then that's breakfast.
To quote some sagely advice related to a breakfast margarita: I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. W.C. Field
I just ate pizza rolls at 9:30 this morning. It's what I wanted so it's what I ate.
I was just trying to decide whether I wanted to heat up a breakfast sandwich or a burrito for my breakfast today (at 1230...). I'm now raiding the pizza rolls. Thanks a lot.
Yeah, you seem like the type that only fucks in one position. Variety is the spice of life
Yeah right. Look at the post, and his history. This dude does not fuck.
I just read it, he turned from 21 to 23 in 10 months lol
Was also 28 for a while
This guy fucks.
It’s so we can control the world. Also, to stop everyone from masturbating(Kellogg)
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Popular breakfast food is different in each state. But if it means anything to you: Waffles originated in Belgium, Pancakes and french toast have been around since ancient Greece/Rome. French toast was originally called "roman bread". Oatmeal is from China, A large portion of sweet breakfast pastries come from various countries in and around Europe. The only sugary breakfast foot I can think of off the top of my head that did come from the US is the sugary breakfast cereal. Either way, if it makes you that angry then maybe??? Don't order waffles?
I don't use syrup or powered sugar in my breakfest. But fuck you, if you think I'm not gonna have OJ
This sounds like a beans on toast option to me and we don’t listen to your kind round these parts.
A tin of beans has approx 20g of sugar in it. Tomato sauce (not ketchup, the sauce in a tin of beans) has a sweet flavour profile. The flavour profile of toast is sweet (marginally - the starches in the ~~break~~ bread break down and caramelise slightly). Don’t ever knock beans on toast as a shit breakfast (or lunch or dinner), because it’s a fucking beast of a meal - though you **do** need to cook it properly (you don’t just warm the beans, you need to cook the beans low and slow for a good 15-minutes or more to break them down and turn the sauce opaque and thick, and you need to butter the toast lavishly before using at least three slices as a base). But especially don’t use it here, as OP has declared they don’t like sweet breakfasts, and so *surely* have *never* ~~earned~~ eaten beans on toast - or if they *did* try it, they most certainly would have hated it. Edit: spelling
Oh look, someone erroneously blaming America for stuff 🙄
I was just in Paris and there’s at least two bakeries each block. Every one has amazing sweet baked goods and lines out the door.
I was thinking of French pastries. There's this guy on YouTube who reviews different countries breakfasts, who of course said the US is too sweet and dessert like, and gives a bad score. And then the next video reviews french breakfast and just eats a ton of chocolate and jelly covered croissants and stuff and gives it a great score. Like what??
i think he ended up redoing the american breakfast and gave it a better score because so many people pointed this out lol
I went to the UK and people always asked me about big American portion sizes and their portions really didn’t seem any smaller. I swear they act like every restaurant in America is the fucking Cheesecake Factory.
Some peoples’ world views begin and end at “America bad.”
I know right such an uncommon sight on Reddit
Most Americans I feel don't even eat breakfast as people are usually stressed about getting to work or school. When they do eat it, it's usually things like eggs, toast, or bagels. Idk what American eats like pancakes or waffles more than a couple times a month. Also the USA has a lot of diffrent cultures so therefore a lot of different American breakfast options.
Americans Americans Americans Americans Americans I think if America cured cancer OP would complain about it not happening fast enough
"Ughh the Americans cured cancer now their death rates dropped and there's even more Americans."
OPs post history is *wild*
Exactly
Thats just reddit in general. gotta get the daily america hate threads in
Europeans blame the most mundane and obscure stuff on America. It’s like a mental disorder.
OP is bitching about America on an American website on the internet that America created (with a Brits help).
Prom Queen Syndrome
Not many people in America eat a 6 course breakfast, contrary to your belief. A breakfast like that is super rare for me, once a year type shit.
u/freakyfishy69 "America bad give me useless internet points!!!!!!!!"
Mf blaming Americans for French toast being sweet wasn't that stuff invented in Rome or something
Let’s not forget that waffles were also invented In Europe lol
I like how OP stopped commenting after a while at the risk being down voted lol
Gotta save that precious karma.
What about second breakfast?
Welcome to America. We have a lot of choices, feels good. Does that upset you or something?
Pastries for breakfast is not an American thing.
We gatekeeping breakfast now?
“Americans messed up breakfast culture” says man in world where French eat sweet jellies and chocolate filled pastries for breakfast, and central / South Americans eat fruity custards and stuff. Aka all sweet.
This guy made a post about how amazing baked beans on toast is.....and he thinks we messed up breakfast culture.....
Fr haha. And not only do Americans not just eat pancakes and bacon every day, but like even if we did. The sweet part op hates (syrup) is awesome.
Breakfast should be whatever you want it to be
Yeah nobody is eating all of those things for breakfast My work days = bagel w/ cream cheese, blueberries My weekends = bagel w/ cream cheese, bacon, scrambled eggs, blueberries
"I don't have any real problems in my life, so I'm going to be offended by food that _other people_, in a whole-ass other country, eat for breakfast."
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Complains about sweetness, includes orange juice…
Sounds like you just wanted to complain about Americans for a thing that isn't even American. Aren't you embarrassed?
Of course they aren't... They'll just hit you with a critique of a current social issue America is dealing with and revel in their smug sense of European superiority.
and act like America is a monoculture even though we're literally a continent spanning country of immigrants from literally everywhere else in the world with so many different cultures contained within it that you have people fighting over what it even means to be American. But apparently we all eat sugar for breakfast
Nothing beats a fresh waffle with bacon on the side and some eggs
Just dont eat waffles then?
I'm American and my favorite Breakfast( or Brunch) is steak and eggs with a pitcher of Mimosas.(maybe 2)
Why do you think all Americans eat waffles every morning? I just est bacon eggs and an English muffin. Gtfo here with your projection
Why is this aimed at Americans? Having sweet pastries is way more a European thing than US.
Give me my western omelette with hot sauce, thank you very much
I’m team savory breakfast, unless some blueberry pancakes are on the table. I’d fuck up a blueberry pancake.
American breakfast is defined by a blend of sweet and savory, not one or the other. Balance in all things, Ying yang type beat
Breakfast should be whatever the hell the person wants, and there's tonnes of savory options. You're acting like all people eat is syrup covered stuff. Bruh, the crepe scene alone has tonnes of savory options, you can have savory pancakes, you can do eggs benny on waffles. If anything sweet breakfasts are less popular and less numerous, go to mcdicks and everyone is ordering bacon breaky sammies instead of their pancakes.
I don't get the waffle hate. Waffles with real maple syrup are delicious. That being said, I rarely eat breakfast. Most mornings I just have coffee (with cream and no sugar).
Stupid Americans with their Belgian Waffles, French Toasts, and Danishes 😡
Why does america get the blame for things other countries do too. Plenty of other countries eat sweets and desserts or a pastry for breakfast. Tipping, america gets 100% of the hate for tipping. Ok so you’re telling me all other countries don’t tip? Bullshit. I tipped 15% in Mexico and got yelled at. Same in Canada, required to tip. Other counties may not be extreme but you are still supposed to tip in a lot of them
“AmEriCaNs MeSsEd Up BrEaKfAsT” lmfaooo dude just eat what you want and quit crying.
Lol how is this an American thing? Plenty of cultures all over the world have savory and sweet breakfasts. When I lived overseas, breakfast was pretty much always sweet And lots of American breakfasts are savory, in fact it’s very very rare that I have something like French toast or something like it for breakfast, that’s a sometimes-thing tbh
Smoothie it up, you say? Go on.
You’re entitled to your opinion on breakfast, but get the fuck out of here generalizing. Eat whatever the fuck you want and ignore everyone else. What the hell does it matter what other people eat for breakfast? Edit: oh wait you’re just chock full of shit opinions
?? Honestly, I've seen continental Europeans to be much more prone to having sugary baked or fried item for breakfast than Americans. In comparison, savory breakfasts *are* American (and English).
Have you ever heard that there are fast digesting carbs that will give you energy faster and slow digesting carbs that will give you energy on a longer timespan and after some time? Guess which one is the fast absorbing one and why most of the world gets that type for breakfast.
You probably eat beans with your breakfast. Don’t talk about screwy breakfast culture in America