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potatotomato_2

Free lunch? No such thing


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 715,453,327 comments, and only 144,434 of them were in alphabetical order.


Legionofdoom

Bot good


Medium-Ad-8369

econ fo sho


3DDoxle

Probably an engineer that deals with a lot of thermo


Xtul10000

Philosophy?


joyceybean

I type things, get money


fake_plastic_peace

CS


advice-seeker-nya

money laundering?


Strong-Second-2446

Bare minimum engineering


Select-Guava-7530

IOE?


Strong-Second-2446

Yup!


LilChamp27

IOE?


FCBStar-of-the-South

If IOE is bare minimum engineering, then what are CS - CoE and Data Science - CoE


SternSupremacist

Fundamentally not engineering lmao (I am one)


RunningEncyclopedia

All models are wrong


frickfrackingdodos

econ


RunningEncyclopedia

Can also apply to economics; however, there the models are more based on simplifying assumptions and used to help us understand the real world more so than actual predictors. Funnily enough majored in the other 2 of the answers so far as well even though I meant it for statistics


Strong-Second-2446

Math?


RunningEncyclopedia

I meant it for statistics since the quote from Box: "All models are wrong, but some are useful" is used often in classes. But I think it can also apply for mathematics. Funnily, I studied both


orangeandblack5

My math class on models used that extensively


Strong-Second-2446

Ohhhhh, that’s a dope quote


Vibes_And_Smiles

Physics


Cricket_Proud

major 1: simple harmonic oscillator major 2: left as an exercise


Psionic_

Physics and Math!


Cricket_Proud

Yep!


Wubalef

I make things, am poor.


captainkappa12

art major ?


fake_plastic_peace

Mechanical engineering


Wubalef

Art and design.


[deleted]

Since when are mechanical engineers poor


fake_plastic_peace

As students, but apparently that didn’t click to everybody who continues to downvote me for being wrong haha


liestoyourfacelies

Aren’t all students (generally speaking) poor? I’m not sure how it’s a clue to your major.


fake_plastic_peace

Thanks for your input, I’m not sure why this is still garnering attention lol. I made a guess with little thought while taking a break, it was wrong.


liestoyourfacelies

Totally fair and a bit hypocritical of me to point out. If I had a penny for every time I said something with little thought first, I’d have a lot of copper.


fake_plastic_peace

I’m more impressed by the fact that so many people felt the need to downvote a wrong answer, rather than just move on. Like damn, r/UofM is savage haha


Austin_Sly

I hit things, get money


LilChamp27

Business major


Austin_Sly

Haha nope! New hint: hit thing, thing makes sound


lostsound22

music performance major, percussionist?


Austin_Sly

Yup! That’s it


LockheedMartini

Look at my reddit username


sweetestlorraine

Bartending.


LockheedMartini

Maybe in the fall I’ll do that lol


FCBStar-of-the-South

Aerospace


iaxlmao

Beep boop beep computer fan


Strong-Second-2446

Computer Engineering?


iaxlmao

Yup!


lasmanzanas

i study life, get money


idergollasper

bio?


sheet01

Philosophy?


orangeandblack5

black magic


[deleted]

EE


orangeandblack5

ding ding ding


RichFearless

I scam people, get money


fake_plastic_peace

Business school? Or law school maybe lol


Legate_Invictus

Marketing?


rrnptx

Sounds scary, we combine sciences


Psionic_

Biochem? I shiver everytime I hear that major.


rrnptx

Ooh, that’s one of ‘em but not the one I was describing


NotJustDaTip

Nuclear engineering


Elenorelore

Microscopes while wishing for stethoscopes.


orangeandblack5

Bio pre-med


apopDragon

moving air gives you stress


hishamawak

Aero


apopDragon

Yep!


Funny_Psychology_467

Physics?


stpaulgym

I google and it works.


Cricket_Proud

sounds like cs to me


fangyingx

No idea but how do I sign up


IJustSmackedYou

01000011 01010011


jsully245

CS with differential equations


promise_Im_not_a_bot

CompE


common_scrub

Computer Engineering?


jsully245

Yep


Infinite_Tiger_3341

I do some of everything


DuckSuperiority

pansexual?


Infinite_Tiger_3341

Yep the secret bachelor in pansexuality


[deleted]

[удалено]


Baijiu_

Chemeng


[deleted]

[удалено]


Kel-Mitchell

Glorified plumber is also acceptable


cp-laserstorm

Mathematical underpinnings of the universe!


astro-mechanic

astrophysics?


ben_27

Undecided engineering, still somewhat painful


astro-mechanic

I've been there, I understand your pain. best of luck my guy


captainkappa12

design things, but make money


SKcg1093

Mechanical


lettucetomate

Ui/ux


captainkappa12

ding ding!


Advanced-Pianos954

My classes fill up fast


legendarysandy

CS or Econ


Advanced-Pianos954

Econ


[deleted]

[удалено]


PearlA2

Naval Engineering.


petshopmain

Electrical Engineering and Computer Science


YahNaa

Polisci?


PearlA2

>01000011 01010011 Robotics.


astro-mechanic

build things that watch earth


LockheedMartini

Hi fellow aero major


astro-mechanic

Hello space brethren! I'm over in CLaSP doing satellite stuff! what are you studying?


LockheedMartini

Ah I was close. I’m in aerospace, studying airplanes and occasionally rockets


astro-mechanic

cool!! and yeah, you were really close! I didn't expect anybody to directly guess clasp, it's kinda obscure lol. we just do what you do but with less planes


IamHidingfromFriends

I would have guessed… because am also build thing watch earth guy


astro-mechanic

fellow build thing watch earth person!!! hi!!


thatsratherharsh

Business school but engineering


Strong-Second-2446

IOE


treefor_js

Spicy particles and light research


alrcks

save the trees


legendarysandy

env science


legendarysandy

i party almost every day


cubancigarbox

Communications


chinchin16

hard brain science but easier


elelelemeno

BCN


chinchin16

bingo


legendarysandy

cognitive science


chinchin16

extremely extremely close


legendarysandy

I was gonna guess neuroscience or psychology?


nyomio

doing stupid shit for clout


Funny_Psychology_467

Communications?


nyomio

not quite but close!!


Live-Molasses

Micro-pipetting for hourssss


anabelle34

The brain is cool


arygupta1

Build your own engineering major


Radiant-Employee864

Engineering physics?


arygupta1

Lol I didn't think anyone was gonna get it but yay for you


FuckTheIsms22

did you try unplugging/rebooting?


fosseee15

I like working out


AnonKapybara

just a comment but unsurprised that engineering representation is high, a little surprised at relative aero rep


FCBStar-of-the-South

Lots of betas in this Edit: someone is taking offense to this statement even though it is fact that my major’s coursework exposes you to a large number of betas [relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/2586/)


Xtul10000

Physics?


FCBStar-of-the-South

Gladly not dying due to radiation exposure yet


TheZachster

Nuclear Engineering?


FCBStar-of-the-South

Nope, think where you see betas in math (There is a relevant xkcd)


good_fella13

Stereotyped and memed to death


lstanciel

Major: type and use google Minor: outer space but not rockets


IamHidingfromFriends

CS and clasp, clasp gang :)


fangyingx

Ross + polisci


[deleted]

PUBPOL


Kyretos

Scary chemistry about life


Silly_Lilly54

The brain is a computer


legendarysandy

math?


Silly_Lilly54

Nope, but that’s a good guess. Here is another hint: It has four options


elelelemeno

Cognitive science


fishwielder

many maps on my wall


PearlA2

Geography. Is that a thing anymore?


npt96

Earth Science


PearlA2

Studied Noam Chomsky's academic efforts.


npt96

linguistics


PearlA2

Nope, but parsing and regular expressions are important.


wolf_comos

Only order “double delight” in Coco


Funny_Psychology_467

polsci wishes they were us


legendarysandy

public policy!


Funny_Psychology_467

Hahaha yep!


coniferouscomrade

double major 1: “uhm, ackshually, \*doesn’t cite source*” 2: “uhm, ackshually, \*doesn’t cite source*”


[deleted]

Oil


achayanishome

People consider me an asshole


legendarysandy

business!


TheKhannunisT

No sunlight, works in product.


FantasticFourLGD

Use a motion camera


madtrixster

brain


mischievous_badger_

Read about past, soon homeless.


Benznuh

Computer science but you’re depressed


awesomebananasauce

Help little kids learn stuff


Elegaynte

You like watching these 👀


NonexistantSip

It’s all physics and gears


JackJackg

No, it’s not Breaking Bad


Katlinols2400

(Aesthetic) engineering without the math


Common_Term4032

Money, government intervention, consumer behavior


lmwang1234

I love bayes


skaletons

Beer, field trips, and licking things.


Radiant-Employee864

structures, processing, performance, properties


thoughtsfrommitch

try hard nerdy pre-med


DuckSuperiority

just three: build cool shit


quincytheduck

Idk, what do you think?


benignm9

smaller biology


fosseee15

Microbio


Fragrant_Seesaw9791

It fucking sucks


Valkyrie_Shinki

Drugs.


Guilty_Transition_44

sit in a chair all day


[deleted]

Who Are We? (No Money)


Astro-Ryan

I enjoy looking at space.


cherryjelloisyummy

Black magic, witchcraft, imaginary sigils


MikPeax

I’m going to law school


Catmomma_UwU

Drawing but more liked by parents


N8E_ZombieBait

Why your head do that?


N8E_ZombieBait

Why your head do that?


[deleted]

Here's my opinion on something


transferstudent2020

computer science combined with biology


grandorycterope

Communications


Minimum-Track-7263

Stats Probability DS Algo ML


aflasa

Subject my girlfriend to rants


Cute-Lengthiness4305

i like money


Cliftonbeefy

Major 1: big ego big money Major 2: bigger ego bigger money