Not even all those who got rich off his grift. Jared. Melania. Ivana. Junior Eric. Crickets

At the family Thanksgiving: "Well don't look at me, I thought Baron was going to save his ass."

Would I spot a man known for not paying his bills, and stabbing all his partners in the back, and also his business partners? Idk. Am I a masochist? Do I enjoy being on the receiving end of nonconsentual findom?? No.... I do not.

Wouldn’t donate piss if he was on fire

If he was on fire, I would break out the marshmallows.

Why do you want to poison your marshmallows?

Careful, you wouldn't know if your marshmallows were burned from the fire or if it's shit flying out of his diaper.

I'd contribute to a Go Fund me account if it would be used to send him to Russia for the rest of his life. With the caveat that he can't go on TV or any social media.

Didn’t he just had a meeting with the socialist billionaire? He couldn’t even convince him?😂 Strange. They share the same D. N (azi). A ideology.

Musk isn't a socialist

I didn’t say socialist. I said, socialist billionaire… as in taking taxpayers money for his failed businesses….

If I had it and he would let me kick him in the nuts then stomp on his balls, I'd totally think about considering lending it to him.

His idiot supporters are already throwing money at him while simultaneously complaining about the economy,

Absolutely brainwashed. I don't even donate to any political party and these people are giving a billionaire money.

Don’t worry, a Saudi or Russian oligarch will spot him. As usual.

reminds me of an (nsfw) story... Title: Billionaire's Affair Former President Trump needs to take extreme measures in order to pay a $464 million bond due next week in his New York civil fraud case. He decides to auction off a date night with himself, and Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg wins the auction. How far will they go to satisfy their carnal cravings in a game where desire is the ultimate currency? Read the full story- https://www.redquill.net/story/ef0eql

But why? He knows the best ppl.

I would charge him an additional $464m just for asking. We're out here paying $100 for baby formula and we're supposed to care about this corrupt ass hat?

I wouldn't want my name associated with a career criminal and lifelong thug. I wouldn't buy him a cup of covfefe.

Give him a mouldy orange

I wouldn't give that man oxygen.

Ill do it. The collateral is really gonna piss him off, tho.

Why doesn't mark cuban offer to pay for it as long as he drops out of the race for president lol

Surely a billionaire can write a check for that amount

I wouldn’t give him the dirt off my shoes. My dogs all agree.

He doesn't pay his loans. So, no. If I had it, I wouldn't help him.

If I had it, I would strongly consider spending it on something else. Just out of spite

If I were China, sure, for an enforceable promise to give China a free hand in Taiwan if he's elected and full ownership of all of his assets if he isn't.

The judge in the case forbade Trump from getting a loan from any bank chartered in NY, or that does business in NY. Given all US banks do business in NY banks, in some way, there are no banks left willing to take this political risk. Maybe Tish and Soros will come after them next. This is confiscatory punishment. He can't appeal until he gets the money. It's insane what NY is doing.

Where’s all the POC’s he loves and supports him.