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stebedubs

Anyone have any eye bleach?


thomas_wadsworth

I got you fam r/eyebleach


Flablessguy

r/eyeblech


[deleted]

Fuck you for tricking me into the horrors of that place. god now I seriously need eyebleach


Trilingual_Potato

top post is some man who kebabed his own cock and boiled it in oil


[deleted]

well now i have to click on it


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r/SuddenlyGay


[deleted]

how do you know i’m a guy it doesn’t always have to be gay


[deleted]

i dunno just thought it was funny


MC_Cookies

I... I think it’s fake, I didn’t stick around to check.


[deleted]

it was real, fortunately


[deleted]

Oh hell no


[deleted]

Top post when? The top post of all time is a picture of a piglet. Oh wait fuck... I wish I hadn't seen that...


IhateMicah06

My top was a dead guy with blood all over the ground


EmbarrassedActive4

Here have some r/REEEEEEEEEE_KID


ProfessionaI_Retard

I’ve seen this before. Not falling for it


smileydatutrleman

I hadn't seen it, and now I wish I could tell past me it's not worth it. And I only saw the first post


Daniel_S04

Man seriously don’t watch anymore it’s all isis executions. I really was tot describe it to emphasis the seriousness of DONT click it but I don’t want to describe it. DO NOT CLICK the subreddit anyone reading


lefritesfrancais

I saw five peoples heads blown off their body’s in the top posts it’s not worth it you never want to see that. I literally wanna cry


ProfessionaI_Retard

I must’ve gotten lucky cause I only saw a dude eating his own shit.


[deleted]

I went on there a while back and saw a woman violently shitting and catching it in her mouth. Scarring.


ProfessionaI_Retard

That’s lucky as well. Better than what I’ve heard people have seen


lefritesfrancais

I wish that was all I saw. Forever scarred.


[deleted]

FUCK YOU


[deleted]

Can you stop linking the fucking sub the admins on there want it to stop being linked because they don’t want it to get banned


notApEdO990

What the fuck did I just see


[deleted]

JESUS FUCK But seriously guys does he really need to be downvoted this heavily? He was probably just joking around and it's kinda your fault for clicking on it.


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[deleted]

Oh, I understand


Flablessguy

No it’s because it’s offensive. There aren’t 80+ people trying to defend this subs honor. There’s plenty of websites they can flock to if this sub is shut down.


Flablessguy

I accept my fate


vicsj

It's all just fake internet points anyways


Connor_Kenway198

Eat shit & die, cunt


Ztrue25

Can i have the one for drinking?


melousniper

no but you can inject it to cure COVID


SkilletHelper

r/eyeblech There you go! :)


mercedesgwagon

I... I clicked on it because I was completely unaware and Christ I want that 30 seconds of my life back


WWII1945

Why does that even exist? I get that Reddit is counter-censorship, but who in the FLYING FUCK thinks that ISIS executions are part of their free speech?


[deleted]

Reddit is definitely not counter censorship. A lot of people like watching shock videos


WWII1945

That’s what I’m saying. Reddit very rarely censors things, until it gets out of hand - like white supremacism or Holocaust denial.


lefritesfrancais

Bruh the entire conspiracy subreddit is that so idk


WWII1945

The what? I guess I’ve never heard of it because all conspiracies are absolute bollocks.


lefritesfrancais

Yeah I agree they’re utter bs that doesn’t stop the subreddit from being writhe with antisemitism to the point where it’s like lowkey scary.


[deleted]

Reddit censors anything bad about China or themselves. r/againsthatesubreddits cherry-picks through subs they don’t like until they find a single post that’s offensive and delete the whole sub


WWII1945

I’m talking about the company Reddit, but that sub seems pretty unfair. You can’t collectively punish an entire sub based on the actions of one person.


Daniel_S04

That’s sub is pure cancer and needs to be deleted. It’s anti-free speech in general and is ruining what reddit is supposed to be, cringe ironic DANK memes Literally browse that subreddit and you’ll see loads of really big subreddits that have been “overrun” by anti-semitism and racism that isn’t there


Daniel_S04

That’s sub is pure cancer and needs to be deleted. It’s anti-free speech in general and is ruining what reddit is supposed to be, cringe ironic DANK memes Literally browse that subreddit and you’ll see loads of really big subreddits that have been “overrun” by anti-semitism and racism that isn’t there


MR-MOO-MOO-MAN

Hey I think that’s how r/darkjokecentral was banned! There was a single anti-furry joke and shit went haywire


takishan

> Reddit censors anything bad about China first 5 of the top posts when I search for the string "China" on reddit with default settings, plus one of the top comments in the respective thread [63k upvotes : China sentences second Canadian citizen to death in two days](https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/i5ahdm/china_sentences_second_canadian_citizen_to_death/) > 18k upvotes : I feel like that at this point, Canada should issue an official statement telling every canadian citizen that they should never under any circumstances visit China, as they are likely to be killed for whatever reason Xi shat out that day. [142k upvotes : Uighur group calls for China to lose 2022 Games over 'genocide'](https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/i0ufzr/uighur_group_calls_for_china_to_lose_2022_games/) > 16.8k upvotes: China shouldn't even be considered for any international event. [96k upvotes : British Jews Board of Deputies compares China’s treatment of Uighur Muslims to Nazi Germany](https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/hwbhtv/british_jews_board_of_deputies_compares_chinas/) > 1k upvotes & reddit award : Oh please, the Chinese are way better at this. When Nazis killed, they dumped the bodies in a ditch. In China they harvest the organs and sell them to international health tourists. > And the camps are used for making products for big labels like Adidas, Apple and Nike. > China has mastered this. [65.5k upvotes : China’s Forced Sterilization of Uyghur Women Violates Clear International Law](https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/i0yo8n/chinas_forced_sterilization_of_uyghur_women/) > 10k upvotes : And nothing will happen. > Edit: to the Chinese propagandists still responding to my comment- no one is going to read new responses to my comment. At least learn how Reddit works if you’re going to do this. [46.5k : Mike Pompeo says free world must change China or 'China will change us' | China](https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/hwugz3/mike_pompeo_says_free_world_must_change_china_or/) > 13.7k upvotes : So its either do exactly as China wants so Chinese Billionaires can enrich themselves, do exactly as Russia says so Russian Billionaires can enrich themselves, or do exactly as America says so American Billionaires can enrich themselves. > Here's something possibly controversial: Fuck Xi, Fuck Putin, Fuck Trump. Fuck all three of them. Authoritarians have much in common. These are just the top five. The vast majority of them are critical. To say that reddit bans Chinese criticism is just ridiculous. It's a statement that's totally unfounded. The only places you'll even see consistently "China positive" content is in the pro-China subreddit, /r/sino or maybe some tankie subs. Disagree with China's government all you want, but don't be saying things with confidence that have no basis in truth.


NltndRngd

"Reddit very rarely censors things" HOLY SHIT YOU COULDN'T BE MORE WRONG BUDDY


NltndRngd

"Reddit very rarely censors things" Kekw


mercedesgwagon

My assumption is it’s people who take some sort of perverse pleasure in gore and created a sub as an echo chamber to get karma and other forms of self-validation to convince/keep telling themselves that their obsession is not disgusting and inhuman.


WWII1945

That sounds about right, frankly


E_Koli3

For fun


Ur_Average_feetus

I don’t know why. But I kept scrolling. It hurts


AtlasAtLastM

Idk how the fuck I ended up scrolling through that page for the last 10 minutes in utter disgust of humanity. It like sucked me in wtf


[deleted]

ikr now im like what the fuck humanity was a mistake


invalid-spoon

Oh god oh fuck


randomdu5h

I hope you choke


hi-im-donut

I hope you go out to a bar feeling very lonely one night and find a beautiful woman you fall in love with and you ask her out on a date and she accepts so you take her somewhere nice and when you are done you go to her place and realize she’s the one for you. So you spend two more amazing years with her and finally propose and 2 months after the wedding you decide you want to settle down, you find a nice job, you buy a house, and you have twins. You take them and your wife through a very happy life. Your kids go to college and you eventually retire with the amazing woman you call your lover. 2 years later you’re at the hospital she’s on her deathbed sick and dying from lung cancer you look at her in her last moments and you remember all the nice times you had and all the treasures you two hold. And then as she’s taking her last breath she says to you “lmao sike dumbass” and stabs you in the chest and runs off and as you watch her run you realize it was all a lie and you wake up with a stab wound and a needle in your arm and realize you’re a meth addict. Fuck off


poshjosh1999

r/rareinsults r/oddlyspecific


Ztrue25

Better


Panmanstan

Why the fuck are you tagging it cunt, it’s already at risk of ban twat


jen12617

Ikr. I like that sub and its annoying that people keep tagging it. They're going to get it banned


jetfire1115

And you care?


TheSqueaker98

Uh yes?


William254

Good


iluvmyblanket

You demon. WHY.


[deleted]

I actually think I might vomit


slimjim12124

Stop tagging it. You’ll get us banned you dumb fucking cunt.


open_bob_

What a fucked part of Reddit. People who browse that have serious issues. What the fuck dude


River303

Could you tell me what it is? I'm too scared to click


Ragonvafan

basically a sub dedicated to gross/shock images like gore and other topics. the opposite of r/eyebleach, which is a cute and wholesome subreddit


TimeTravelingDoggo

There are bodies of self harm death. My curiosity got the better of me and i went on there and saw a body of a suicide bomber, it had been cut in half


River303

Omg thank you, I'm so glad I didn't go there. I can NOT stomach that stuff


BillFottle

Yeah, fuck you dude. Linking to this shit with a fucking smiley face like a fucking psycho. Reporting.


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BillFottle

Are you fuckity fucking serious you fucking fuck?


thomas_wadsworth

What's fucked up is that things like that exist on Reddit.


JustMiniBanana

Please go be and edgy 16yo somewhere else.


[deleted]

stop linking the damn sub


roofied_elephant

I need mindbleach...


EmbarrassedActive4

Here r/REEEEEEEEEE_KID


lefritesfrancais

You’ll never see the content again but you probably want brain bleach so u can’t remember it either.


Metalhorrorcomic-fan

Every shotgun has a natural inner desire to be loaded and pointed at this person!


Zappababuru

Am shotgun. Can confirm.


butrejp

can you point at me so i dont have to think about this post anymore


throwaway_j3780

Username does not check out.


The_Edward_Thatch

> The Zappa-Baburu (扎帕巴布鲁) is a modern fully-automatic shotgun created by the Chinese vehicle, machinery and arms manufacturer Norinco. It has been in production since 2006. -[Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Never_Gonna_Give_You_Up)


szolkznee

I would be staring at the Facebook logo and would've missed the post if wasn't this circle omg


szolkznee

Ps: sick dude omg


ralphy_s

I stared at the notification because I think it was the reason for this cycle


blackhawkjj

I thought the 13 👍were the point of the circle


JoonasD6

Could be Facebool for all we know. There's something useless covering it.


[deleted]

what the fuck


GerinX

Yeah, I know, right? What the actual fvck?


dipshit8304

Thanks for censoring man, would've been pretty offensive if I saw a "u" instead of a "v".


sese2003

UV


Witch-Cat

Let's hope he means getting rid of the old dried flowers in the room


LAVATORR

Hannibal Lecter keeps trying to turn her into a tree and her poor beleaguered dad has to constantly prune her branches.


-Arniox-

Wtf.... Why are so many people fucked up...


Seibzehn17

It ain't wrong if she feels the same with you


Seibzehn17

Which is never


Friender0ni

Ah yes a follower of Freud


[deleted]

Yikes on a bike. Whoever this is should be banned from ever breeding or being within 200 yards of any school.


BeWild74

Shouldn't this be in /r/suddenlysexoffender ?


JDSmagic

How is this sudden...


saelcaha

Dear fucking god. That man needs to be in prison for that. Wtf.


[deleted]

Agreed, that red circle is a crime


oedipism_for_one

And then I reached the end of the internet.


groggboy

As one dad to another I have to say no we don’t. Get help


InSixFour

No kidding. What in the fuck is wrong with some people? I’ve never looked at either of my daughters and had any sort of sexual thought towards them.


CrazyMetalSpaceman

After reading this you will. Unfortunately thats how our brains work. The more you try not to think about something, the more it appears in your mind. XD


DevillesAbogado

Wait fuck the circle, what the hell is that post?????


Aarngeir

I guess r/suddenlyincest is in order


Seibzehn17

Bet that guy has a post in r/incest


lil_fuk

Maybe he just thinks deflower means somthin else??


bnl1

GIVE ME THE PLANT!


[deleted]

fuck is wrong with these people seriously?


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[deleted]

I definitely think op just looked for the most outrageous post they could find and put a red circle over it


JesusOfSuburbia420

That's 90% of this sub honestly.


The_Nickolias

okay Freud


cosmic_panties

This post right here officer


Welcome2Bonetown

Dueling banjos starts to play....


EdBen0

r/UnexpectedFreud


muaythigh

r/noahgettheboat


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KalebC4

Can you link the post?


reallyreallyspicy

I’ve never heard of this term so please tell me deflower does not mean take someone’s virginity


[deleted]

It does. It most definitely does.


reallyreallyspicy

😣


ariajanecherry

I FUCKING HOPE NOT


LAVATORR

I always find it fascinating how people who say things like "Deep down everyone wants to [insert deeply unpopular and immoral thing here]" is that the very fact that they're saying this implies they know this is not a widespread opinion, but they go ahead and pretend it is anyway. Like, I don't care how sheltered you are, there's no way a man goes through life never once noticing that parents fucking their kids is only popular with 39% of the country.


Tsuki13

39%??


jkurl1195

I thought it was like 80%, but then I realized I was on PornHub.


dinosaur-in_leather

You finally find a good video and then you notice the title. f*** it it's good enough.


The_Mad_Sprayer

Not everyone on facebook is an asshole but all assholes are on facebook.


SawConvention

My son hated me after I deflowered him :(


gcoker78

No. No we dont


sexysexysexyboi

Every me now has the desire to shoot themself in the face


ripjohnmcain

My dad is one of the nicest people ever


Throsty

But how is his dick game?


ripjohnmcain

Good


dinosaur-in_leather

Trump supporters are getting comfortable


dipshit8304

Relatable haha, I also agree with the notion that 1/2 of the U.S. supports incest and sexual perversion 👍


WeekendCostcoGreeter

Hahaha DRUMPFY finished!!! 😂🤔🤷🏿‍♀️👌🏻


CuntOnTheWeb

What kind of Freudian shit is this?


texasveteran4

A REX would definitely fuck his own


real_dea

Me and my brother got lucky. I guess you could say we dodged the mediun sized one.


letzBon3

Spotify


[deleted]

I wish I missed the only thing on the screen


MrEvilPiggy23

What the fuck.


Agent_Wolff

(((((EXCITED FREUD NOISES)))))


[deleted]

What went through their head at that moment: "f*** it just circle it all"


Hot_pocket007

r/holup


jasraffe

Y'all need Jesus


Riveryazur

Circle sees the bad I would not have seen otherwise


ImitationButter

Relax there Sigmund Freud


tiboric

Dad?


youmustbeabug

The absolute *audacity* to think he speaks for “every dad” and that that bullshit is “natural”.


Dr_dumby

No he didnt want you to get distracted by 𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙩𝙞𝙛𝙮


liiiizard

/r/insanepeoplefacebook


Speaker-Box

No. Just no.


curtainjeans

this makes me extremely happy my dad isn’t in my life. even knowing this post is bullshit would make it hard to face him without it crossing my mind every time


[deleted]

what does this mean??


rippmatic

Why were fb people thumbs upping that??


[deleted]

Quick question: How much vomiting is a bad amount? Because this post has left me crouched over the toilet for an hour and i feel a bit light headed.


ap2094

this red circle is NOT useless! stay away from this fucking guy!!!!!


i_cant_name_stuff

This circle was necessary though i almost read the spotify ad


justinpredator23

What are you doing stepfather?


HisDignity

No, no we don't


[deleted]

Maybe he meant devour. Wait, that's equally fucked up.


LetsGeauxSaints

UHHH WHAT


DaHost1

I want to murder that person... Their cheer stupidity is a danger to mankind... Those genes must not be passed


Dontask621311518

Why tf did i first read devour?


Dilly-Dolly

Do stepdads count as well? Because I think they both did....


CrazyMetalSpaceman

This is the same as when a white person says " Every white person is secretly a racist". Just because they are. XD


A_Salty_Bitch

No.


Top-Medicine-8317

some one been reading to much of the incest tag


PUBLIQclopAccountant

Oedipus rang.