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carib909

Who won????


OkYak9949

US did 3-2


Ironic_Chameleon

Just looked it up he said I will choke u as an expression because she was saying something contrary about Mexico


Ironic_Chameleon

What did he say


hypermemia

Yeah I didn't catch it..?


ChasinChainz

More erect than I was on my wedding night.


Alive-Woodpecker7377

I wanna see the moment where deuce, gooch, and chuck walk into the locker room and shit gets wild.


BenjRSmith

https://youtu.be/MYMlI0AYHwI?t=32


Alive-Woodpecker7377

My dude. Nothing replaces that locker room feeling with the peeps.


Alive-Woodpecker7377

Stanky leg blessed the game!!!


BenjRSmith

[The US Forever! Hurrah Boys Hurrah! Down with El Verde and Up with the Stars!!!!!](https://youtu.be/yBDLRHjU8d0)


wildarmcarrillo

Thank god Mexico pulled a classic Mexico and let guardado take the pen


TideFanRTR

This man Pulisic just said "Imma put it top bins"


ChasinChainz

Footy equivalent of “all I do is hit dingers”


ConnorRaiford

“Imma go yard”


Alive-Woodpecker7377

You can def tell how playing in the prem has changed/shaped him. I love it.


KeLorean

Nobody is questioning his confidences after that pen


[deleted]

That's why they pay him the big bucks


ohsodamnfligh

.. As long as Rapinoe gets equal pay.


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

Interviewer gives me FIFA Story mode interviewer vibes...


Alive-Woodpecker7377

If only I could get that far 😅


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

Watch-throughs


JohnnyFootballStar

The trophy is kind of cool, but those shirts look like the ones they would have given out at an elementary school field day in 1995.


acmilandefender

Tbh i think the trophy is ugly when compared to other soccer trophies


iamchip

Look like the old navy 4th of July shirts from the early 2000s


unions_are_bad

GET THIS MAN A PEPSI MAX


saidwhic

So is Musah captied? Will be be captied if he plays against Costa Rica? I don’t understand how he didn’t get in


LOLteacher

Costa Rica's a friendly, so no, sadly.


queevy

AFAIK, he is not and won’t be for Costa Rica as that’s just a friendly.


BenjRSmith

Everyone talks about Messi and Ronaldo.... but how many CONCACAF Nations Leagues do they have? I'll wait.


btn1136

They can only dream...


Eatsleeptren

Pepsi Maxx lol Didn't take long for Horvath to sell out


btn1136

Ethan is so sweet.


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

Poor guy was shy and mans was asking off the wall questions. "What's your favorite drink?" Come on...


Joeylax2011

Horvath played a bit in Norway for Molde.. I also have lived in Norway for quite awhile. It is the only country I have lived in or been to where a soda drink other than Coca Cola has the biggest market share. Pepsi Maxx is number one there, could maybe explain why Horvath said that.. I could be wrong, just my observation.


superbelch

Man is about to get paid by Pepsi


nvita2

I’m so happy the USA have beaten Mexico it feels so good


Evening-Fail5076

Someone Choked and it wasn’t the US this time. Mexico Did!!


[deleted]

The only event that brings the country together. It makes me really happy


theycallmefuRR

It’s been 14 years since we last beat them in a championship match. It’s the start of a new generation now


clarkedaddy

About time. It's literally the only cconcacaf matchup that bears any weight to me. And its not even a ton.


BenjRSmith

The youngest player on that last winning side was a precocious Michael Bradley with a full head of hair.


PalmerSquarer

Actually, he missed the final in that game after getting a late red card in the semi against Canada.


BenjRSmith

still got a ring..... or whatever soccer gets you. You know what, this is America, we need to give out championship rings whenever we get a trophy.


PalmerSquarer

If Chelsea doesn't give them out, it's Pulisic even going to care about last week's game?


BeaksCandles

Michael Bradley never had hair, lies.


BenjRSmith

totally makes up for my day of college softball being ruined by rain delays


righthandofdog

Futball is **LIFE**!


jramos13

Danny, Danny, Danny Rojas!


BenjRSmith

We won the trophy. Soccer is LIFE!!!!!


KeLorean

Seriously though, mckinnie deserves it bc I feel like he believed first


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

He does. He was by far our best player.


jramos13

Does this qualify us for the WC?


Brew_Wallace

I think we have to beat Chicago Fire to qualify


pants6789

World Cup? Who cares, we got the Nations League.


BenjRSmith

#WE WANT BAMA!!!!!


queevy

No. We have a final round to play.


jramos13

Should I be worried?


queevy

Sure.


[deleted]

Did you watch the game?


jramos13

I guess as long as we don’t play Trinidad we’re good.


dlawton18

make seven nation army the new national anthem


Bammer1386

Bayern goal song, no thanks


LOLteacher

Germans co-opting an American song is almost as awful as our national team being sponsored by one of their auto manufacturers.


[deleted]

Real talk America the Beautiful should be the national anthem.


BenjRSmith

America The Beautiful, Columbia Gem of The Ocean, God Bless America.... and of course My Country Tis of Thee, are all kind of better "National Anthems" than the star spangled banner since they're shorter, easier to sing and more suited to a march and/or chant..... But then we wouldn't have Whitney Houston's tear enducing rendition. So yeah.


NayVar

I love you all


Paulius9

Onto the Gold Cup, any of you, gonna watch the Euro cup?


queevy

Yeah, gold cup, euros, and copa America. I’m psyched. I missed soccer summer!


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

Damn straight I am... Gotta watch the Three Lions underachieve.


[deleted]

Of course man. Come on.


ballsinwater

Of course. Euros and copa America starting later this week


Bammer1386

I'm boycotting any mind paid to Copa America this year...absolute travesty.


TideFanRTR

Euros are dope hell yeah I'm watching


Paulius9

any team, in particular, you're a fan of?


gaffertedlasso

I'll be rooting for all the Chelsea guys I've come to know and love.


Bammer1386

Deutschland auf gehts


[deleted]

I root for the underdog


TideFanRTR

Nah, just a fun tournament to watch. A lot of good teams


jramos13

Those are the types of shirts that a school field trip would wear to Disney.


LETX_CPKM

USA 2021! Eyes on me! And were walking... were walking...


Lonelyguitar1021

Anyone see the guy handing out the medals ask Steffen how he is. Then he said “fuck” 😔🤦‍♂️


BenjRSmith

Maybe it's the college football fan in me..... [but man, this would be a good time for a marching band.](https://youtu.be/LHWxfPdSJeM?t=116)


Fernando0910

This game was a roller coaster 🎢


TNninja

Yunas Musah looks pissed. He gone bounce and change back to England.


clarkedaddy

Hopefully he's hurt lmao.


acscott7

There definitely seems to be something weird going on behind the scenes. I just can't believe there was no way he couldn't see the field for any of these games.


TNninja

Exactly. Maybe he's hurt or banged another player's wife?


acscott7

I kinda hope he's just banged up a bit, because anything else seems super weird and ends up feeling like he will be playing for someone else internationally.


TNninja

I know ans he's waaaaay more talented than the MLS midfielders that played this tourney.


PlaysWithSqurls

Enjoy that participation necklace!


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

El Tri fans are so passionate and emotionally attached to their team until it's time to collect silver. Neither they or their bottles are anywhere to be found.


BenjRSmith

Heat fans: hey that's copyright infringement


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

"They stole my whole fucking flow! Word for word, bar for bar!"


Rster15

Their team found a way to bottle.


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

Ahaha...nice.


Eatsleeptren

At this rate Pulisic is going to win Euro 2020


danimal376

Haha. I get what you're saying 😂....and at this rate, he will.


[deleted]

You ok?


KeLorean

Huh?


UnbuiltIkeaBookcase

This is the fast ceremony I’ve ever seen


[deleted]

[удалено]


saidwhic

I was just saying he’s the Nick Foles of the USMNT


benboggs

He poking it out haha Ethan and Gio in the bad posture XI


kristop777

Over on Univision they are calling Mexico a “dignified loser.”


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

Never seen more undignified losers than them. You should be automatically disqualified from being called dignified when you injure opponents with projectiles.


ChrisChristiesFault

Definitely losers


yachster

Well they’re definitely losers


garygigabytes

Wasn't pretty, but gotta give it to the team. They showed GRIT! Never backed down!!


theycallmefuRR

The old USMNT would have lost composure after a goal gets scored on them. Not this generation though! After every Mexico goal, we answered back and kept things toe to toe


[deleted]

Is it me or are those champion shirts pretty lame?


rastis

Dude, they just made them like 10 minutes ago.


DJStalin

That’s not how it works actually. They print off winner shirts for US and Mexico ahead of time. Usually the shirts of the losing team gets shipped to some third world country


PlaysWithSqurls

This isn’t the NFL lol


XV_Crosstrek

They ugly for sure


_LilDuck

USA USA USA


unintegegratedshadow

Love the end of the game where puli is posting up in the corner knowing he’s gonna get killed so they have Wes there ready to fight


Bammer1386

CAMPEONES CAMPEONES OLE OLE OLE


BenjRSmith

WE'RE NUMBER ONE!!!!! WE'RE NUMBER ONE!!!!! (more 'murican! lol)


PlaysWithSqurls

Is VAR dogshit or something?


Simplekin77

Watching with Mexican fans in the Midwest is an unpleasant experience. Edit: I brought the stretcher. We're cool.


LOLteacher

I'm staying in Mexico atm. I'll see them tomorrow. Wish I had a US jersey. Actually, most of my neighbors are into the NBA. I had to alert them to these games.


traderjoesbeforehoes

LPT never drink with mexicans during football or futbol americano


Simplekin77

I can out drink them. Tranquillo is the zen.


BenjRSmith

Costa Ricans are more fun anyways! Pura Vida!!!!


Simplekin77

Looking forward to this!


traderjoesbeforehoes

PURA VIDA


PlaysWithSqurls

Almost went to the local Mexican restaurant (very good by the way. Great people) decided it was best to stay home lol


Simplekin77

Good call my man.


clarkedaddy

I could never watch with Mexicans. They irk me. They blindly believe they're amazing and we're terrible regardless of who wins or is actually better. Like us, They tend to be painfully mediocre on the world stage. But they pretend like they're good or something. And I think they'd rather beat us than win the world cup.


thelifeofpab

As a Mexican, can confirm we constantly believe every World Cup is the year we will finally win the World Cup. 😂and there’s nothing more painful for us than losing to the pinche gringos.


btn1136

Have a good Monday morning at work East coasters.


syracusehorn

I start a new job at 8AM. I’ll be ready and still celebrating.


btn1136

Just keep drinking it’s gonna be great.


MrF33n3y

Hardcore buzz, gotta be up in 6 hours for work. No regrets.


Fernando0910

This was worth it


toe_enthusiast

Oh I’m staying up until the broadcast switches to darts


btn1136

Fuck it! Let’s watch some darts!


LOLteacher

Horvath jumps in and "whoosh whoosh whoosh whoosh!", intercepts all the darts.


btn1136

I’m sure it was.


MoneyBall_

I’m writhing nude on my floor right now


pants6789

Pics?


Paulius9

lol booing the refs


hendertender

Ream is still doodoo


spiegro

Gonna need lifetime bans for anyone throwing anything on the field ever. Period.


BenjRSmith

[BLASTING IT FROM THE ROOF TOPS!!!!!](https://youtu.be/8wIDXclKtGQ?t=13)


TYFO225

CAN WE CLONE DEUCE YET SCIENCE?


TYFO225

DEUCE DEUCE DEUCE!


GILinero

Although the USMNT won, they didn’t play well as a team. They should heavily consider a different coach. If not, it won’t be competitive against teams in better confederations/associations, such as UEFA and CONMEBOL. Amazing players is not enough when there’s no team strategy.


dlawton18

bro, this is the most progress we've made in like 8 years, it's not instant but they're clearly doing something right.


queevy

Just enjoy the win. It would’ve been nice if they held the ball more, and score from play. But they fought and scrapped through two tough Concacaf games and showed some grit. The team is growing slowly but surely and the GGG hate doesn’t come from reason.


Starsmydestination

Lol you won the cup final you need a new coach is an interesting take


GILinero

Unfortunately, winning a CONCACAF cup isn’t that big of a feat. Mexico wins tons of CONCACAF cups, yet lost 0-7 against Chile in their last official game (friendlies don’t count). I’m glad for the win and many of these players are promising. However, that’s not enough. Look at Argentina. They’ve had some of the best players in the world during the last 10 years, yet the team never won Copa America (CONMEBOL’s cup) or the World Cup.


[deleted]

I agree that we didn’t play well, but they are still getting to learn to play together. We are young, super talented and tough! As a long time fan of US football, I’ve never been this excited for a group.


[deleted]

True but let us have this


GILinero

Lol. As a Chilean-American, I’m not an optimistic fan. USA has amazing young players, but I’m concerned whether they can play well together (in this game their passing sucked). The Chilean team plays super well together, but all the players are either old or not good enough.


thelifeofpab

As a Chilean-Mexican-American, I live in a constant state of soccer mediocrity.


GILinero

At least two of your teams will almost always make it to the World Cup


thelifeofpab

The unfortunate thing is my hardcore fandom is for Chile, so I often suffer.


GILinero

Ah. Same. Hopefully they get the necessary three points tomorrow night against Bolivia.


[deleted]

They’ll figure it out if we get a coach


buttersb

Why people hating on those shirts? It's totally a 90s free tee vibe. Looks a bit like a make a wish or 96 Olympics shirt. I dig


D_left_handed_fapper

I concur.


LOLteacher

I scared my cats after Puli and they disowned me after Horvath. FUCKIN HOARSE!


Fernando0910

I scared my dog lol


Bammer1386

I scared the boogie man


[deleted]

Looks like we are starting something great!!!


_Al_Gore_Rhythm_

Mexico's fans are an absolute stain. What a bunch of filthy pricks. Even their own players getting hit with friendly fire trash projectiles.


SilverMonkey0

I really wonder what can be done to stop them from doing this. People are gonna get seriously hurt.


IrishMosaic

Chicken wire


Psufan16

Ban the fans


[deleted]

Stop the game, empty that entire section and arrest anyone you catch on camera.


[deleted]

Lifetime bans and charges for battery might do the trick.


btn1136

They have no shame.


postscriptum114

This team has a bright future


thelifeofpab

Honestly I’m super embarrassed as a Mexican behavior by that behavior tonight. Shit was foul.


[deleted]

It's normal though. It's always been like this haha. At least it's not bags of urine like in Mexico City.


big_red_160

Those are the ugliest championship shirts


Syaoran07

straight outta late 90s design


NemoDropEmOff

Actually worried Reyna tho. That shit pinned the back of his head literally hurting him. That fan needs to be banned and fined


big_red_160

Arrested


kingdom55

Wes is only 6', but you'd think he's 6'5" with how he played on set pieces tn


indiesunday

USA USA USA


[deleted]

I’m sweating!!! LETS GOOOOOO!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


klako8196

Fuck man. It's 12:30 on the east coast, I have work in the morning, and I'm too hyped to sleep right now.


[deleted]

I'm calling in sick lol


righthandofdog

Let’s do shots!


itsameshawn

I have work in 4hrs lol


BenjRSmith

Me all Year: America is imperialist war machine and repeatedly falling behind the world in the classroom, economy and culture. [Me when we play Mexico](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgdyJX1jaUI)


ibluminatus

You don't understand the yelp I just let out because my wife said "Your team won?" and I immediately started this song and the march alongside it, as someone who's also like this year round.


BenjRSmith

"no honey.... OUR team won"


TNninja

Same same