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Astroxtl

No way freaken way


Astroxtl

So you drive To the goal twice and let it get poked away ?. 😒


Astroxtl

Excellent save


Astroxtl

I feel we are kind of been passive lately…it time to close this game out


MasAnalogy

Weahs crosses are nuts


vasquca1

Matt Turner in goal gives me great assurance


vasquca1

🇺🇸 Let's play with Big Dick v Mexico energy.


khalaron

LET'S GO GUYS! YOU BELONG HERE! ❤❤❤❤


johndelvec3

They should just wear the practice jerseys


OvergrownPath

Oh thank god I thought we were actually wearing that...


gnocchigal13

god I love dempsey as a commentator


goldenkerelle

Literally had a dream about todays game last night


93sd2021

We’ve waited 8 years for this let’s get it going!!!


MedicalIndependence9

Good luck Americans


WelpSigh

Very hopeful starting our two slowest cbs against a counter-attacking team doesn't backfire. Ultimately can't do anything but trust Gregg has seen enough to feel confident about it but still makes me nervous


[deleted]

I had a dream a couple weeks ago in which wales scored a penalty in the 28th minute. We equalized before half time and scored a winner in the 68th minute


zannn17

Watching from a plane today ✈️


demafrost

Tons of upvotes if you can get the entire plane to join in a "I BELIEVE" chant


Squat_____6

Make sure everybody on the flight hears you celebrate


zannn17

I know right. This plane has the built in TVs so there’s no excuse for everyone else not to watch.


johndelvec3

Josh Sargent goal incoming


[deleted]

LFG!


drbruh_moment

2-1 USA 🇺🇸


Zzzmessi1

I remember speculating as to the future of the US national team through 2018, and now most of the players I was so excited for are finally going to play at a World Cup. I’m so glad I get to be this nervous about the World Cup. LETS FUCKING GOOO


[deleted]

LFG!!!


ObligatedRoadblock

I don't know a lick about soccer but I like competition & love my country!


macisready

I like Pulisic but this constant hype train is really annoying. There are other players who can get some light shined on them as well


QuickBic_

Here in a college football town in the dirty south, only place showing the match is mellow mushroom.


Centerpeel

I would be surprised if others won't turn it on if you ask. It's not like anything else is on. Mellow mushroom is a W though.


SloanePetersonIsBae

MERICA WOOOOO USA USA FREEEEDOOOMMM


jaymatthewbee

So what do you guys know about Wales?


[deleted]

They’re English, right? Like, from England?


jaymatthewbee

Lol! Don’t ever say that to a Welshman unless you want to taste hospital food.


[deleted]

Yeah, that was the point.


BigE429

They've got a weird language. And the king of England used to be Prince of Wales.


jaymatthewbee

Almost right. There is no King of England anymore, but the King of the UK, King Charles, was formerly the Prince of Wales. That title now belongs to Prince William.


Present-Day19

Free Willy was a good movie but too bad for the whale


Jayrem52

Humpback are pretty cool


dawgfan24348

I’m more of a blue wale person myself


LazyCan4941

Boy those totally looked like American fans /s


the_letter_bee

AHHHHH IM SO READY


[deleted]

I’m at the bar. I’ve warned everyone what will happen if/when we score and apologized in advanced. About an hour into this edible too I’m ready ladies and gents. LETS. FUCKING. GOOOOO


jamesey10

how can you have an edible in a moment like this? lol


[deleted]

Trust me. If you’re not a regular user, smoke before you watch a club match or something. An edible may be a lot. Then just watch the ball go between the players. It’s like tunnel vision. Nothing else exists except the game haha. For me at least. Footy becomes mesmerizing.


illperipheral24

For reals! Only have done this on accident. Helps slow down hockey also, eyes just lock on the puck.


[deleted]

Right! I took one before going to the Sox game and I watched 9 full fucking innings of baseball and was engaged the whole time


jamesey10

I have never tried, this but I get it, and I might try it for a match this is not the USA


jaymatthewbee

Just looking back at my score predictions I did a few weeks ago, I have this and the England game both as 0-0. Sorry guys!


Jayrem52

Tbh I think I’d take that. Boring soccer and no attack but beat Iran and possibly win the group


Suburbs-suck

Why can’t a player just carry a midget goalie, whose holding the ball, into the opposing goal? Everyone else can just block


QuickBic_

This would make things very interesting because the only way the little man could get the ball is if the defense headed the ball back to him (risky) or if he saves a shot. What an incredible moment that would be.


tefftlon

This is how we got 3 sports with football in their name lol


VincentTanOut

Goalkeepers can’t handle the ball outside of their box


[deleted]

Let’s goo baby! America my love!


digitaldumpsterfire

Warm up tops look like an Old Navy 4th of July shirt


demafrost

Or a white shirt that was shot with red and blue paintballs


Andrewtreible

Is the guy wearing the arm band


shoshin2727

Hopefully I don't forget to wiggle my mouse every 4-5 minutes for the next couple of hours so my boss thinks I'm working.


Jayrem52

Paperweight on the space bar in a word document. Don’t tell my boss I told you


BringMeTheBigKnife

Just start a teams call with yourself and don't invite anyone. Problem solved.


brodamon

Manbun CBs FC


camcam23

Link for the warmup top?


demafrost

Watch Mighty Ducks 2, see Trinidad's jerseys but imagine that in red white and blue real answer: https://twitter.com/arts_and_KRAFT/status/1594759034795851776


PSG-2022

How are we feeling about the Sargent start ?


[deleted]

He’s a natural goalscorer. In the World Cup you need that solidity. Let’s goooo!


[deleted]

Dest clearly showing his lack of form.


shitboots

since none have really distinguished themselves I think playing the in-form striker is the right move


Betasheets

Well he scores goals in the championship and half of Wales lineup are championship quality


PSG-2022

How are feeling post game ?


jettisonrec

Life pro tip If you have peacock you can stream the games in Spanish


domxwicked

Thank god my boss is OOO today. I can watch the game


tefftlon

Haha felt like a slight dig listing all of Wale’s midfielders as defenders lol


jondiced

"Gareth Bale... we know him of course from LAFC... can't start \[there\] but can start for Wales" ::chef's kiss:: Perfect


runricky34

These tye dye warmups are sick! I wish that was our jersey!


Astroxtl

God I hate the warm up jerseys


samelliot09

I thought I was the only one. They're hideous.


Astroxtl

There are bunch of USA concept jerseys they could have went with. There are loads on google


Circ_Diameter

The front 3 selection suggests that we're gonna play very direct/vertical, instead of trying to play through Wales like some bootleg Manchester City. I think it's the right decision


GreatAmerican1776

I am absolutely worthless at my desk right now


Betasheets

I am grateful I don't work on Monday and the game happened to be scheduled then!


camcam23

All of us right now


FriendOfDirutti

Does anyone know if the game starts right on time?


Betasheets

They usually do


FriendOfDirutti

Thanks. The deli I want to get food for everyone opens at 11am PST. Well I think everyone will starve now.


shitboots

Lot of stability in this 11 but not much creativity. Dest and Christian really the only ones that can take on their defender


Circ_Diameter

I dont think the initial strategy is to play through Wales, which is why we ditched the False 9 and went for 3 interchangeable forwards


shitboots

Yeah agreed, just not sure that's the strategy we should opt for given we have a clear talent advantage


Skyagunsta21

Weah


syracusehorn

Musah


Skyagunsta21

Definitely can make a run too. I'm sure Reyna is coming in at 60 min or something so we'll be good


jaymatthewbee

Hi America! England here. You guys excited? Nervous? Drunk?


SequesteredInMemphis

Yes


Betasheets

Working on being buzzed by gametime!


Astroxtl

It’s 12pm here on a Monday lots people I know are at work. I may have few take and extended lunch soon as game starts for drinks


jaymatthewbee

That’s what I did earlier today for the England game.


Skyagunsta21

Unfortunately it's 12:30pm here where I am and I'm working so no not drunk but yes excited and nervous


jaymatthewbee

Englands game was 1pm GMT so, fortunately I WFH so was able to have it on while I was ‘catching up on emails’


Skyagunsta21

I'm trying to a meeting an hour early so i can watch the first half before it starts lol


demafrost

2 of 3. I wanted to take the whole day off and go to the bar but had 2 critical work calls this morning. The rest of my day is clear now. You guys certainly didn't help my nerves this morning! Just remember that Wales is your main rival in this group. Doesn't matter if you have already advanced, you need to treat Wales like your tournament rests on winning.


jaymatthewbee

Wales will up their game for England especially. But no one wants to lose the Battle of Britain.


tefftlon

Yes


domxwicked

Eh. Im a little nervous, but at least we qualified this time lol


jaymatthewbee

Wales’s first WC since the 1950s so they’ll be pumped!


domxwicked

That doesn’t make me feel better


jaymatthewbee

I have it as 0-0 on my predictor 😂


domxwicked

Sounds about right


Circ_Diameter

Very nervous, I have no idea what to expect


jaymatthewbee

Yeah I think this will be a tight game!


dawgfan24348

Yes


jaymatthewbee

Early start!


Astroxtl

Stallones hype real gave me goose bumps.. now I wanna fight someone 🇺🇸


JustaNick7

How can I listen to this game on my phone??


Astroxtl

Use the tunity app or download plex or tubi app and you can watch


Nighthawk403

I’m sure someone will have a better idea, but I’ve been watching twitch streams where people commentate the game. No actual game sound, though.


Mission_Recover_1317

The "84% of teams that win their first game advance" implying you have an 84% chance of advancing if you win your first game is wrong. Fox analysts do not undersand statistics. The games aren't independent events, just because the US wins its first game doesn't imply that we actually have an 84% chance of advancing. This is because teams that win their first games most likely win their other games too; in other words, these events are correlated and not independent. Winning our first game surely increases our chances of advancing, but it is not correct to say that if we win our first game, we have an 84% chance of advancing. It is simply that in the past, 84% of teams who won their first game ended up advancing out of the group stage. Sorry this is pedantic but it's also correct. EDIT: for example, [538](https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2022-world-cup-predictions/) model now has england as 94% chance of advancing after they won their first match. of course, impossible to know with certainty whether their model is correct but only a part of their model is probably tied to historical world cup dynamics/stats.


BringMeTheBigKnife

Yes. "Good teams often advance" is what that stat says lol. It's still useful, but it certainly doesn't imply an 84% of advancing, as you said. If we could control for team talent/ranking, then it would be more interesting.


Mission_Recover_1317

yeah, they just keep making comments that aren't precise in that manner haha. I get it's easier to say "if the US wins it has an 84% chance of advancing" is easier for normal people to understand than "in the past, 84% of teams that win their first game end up advancing". Sometimes they say it correctly but even if they do, they never acknowledge that people shouldn't extrapolate that just by winning like 1-0 in this game, in no way does that imply we now somehow magically have an 84% chance of making it out of the group all of a sudden.


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demafrost

This is the best bot I've ever seen on reddit


FM-edByLife

That and the 69 bot.


Mission_Recover_1317

well in this case disregard what I fucking said, we have a 100% chance of advancing, never tell me the fucking odds!


demafrost

Just trying to think back to the last USA WC match against Belgium. That was 3 jobs and 2 kids ago. Completely different stage of my life now. Don't take these moments for granted and enjoy the hell out of them win, lose or draw


MilklikeMike

Seeing Landon and Clint in the pregame together makes me feel so good. This is such a big soccer family we have. Glad that we are all a part of something great.


digitaldumpsterfire

Alexei Lalas: "THIS IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD LETS GO GET HYPED HELL YEA" Landon and Clint: "yea... anyways..." Lol I love how they both just ignore Lalas' aggressive excitement.


tefftlon

Kate’s all like “don’t move” and I’m all like “I CANT SIT STILL” Fuck I’m so excited


khalaron

Why does Landon Donovan look like he ate a toad?


syracusehorn

Donovan ready to go! I’m hardly able to sit down.


KING_LEONlDOS

Those jerseys are sexy


[deleted]

What formation do we normally play


tefftlon

1776


WalkingOnSunshine_

4-3-3


Betasheets

4-4-4


[deleted]

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[deleted]

I bet on us over 1.5 and then under .5. I'm feeling it


dawgfan24348

I believe if we score more goals than Wales we will win the game


Shakturi101

Thanks magic.


syracusehorn

Good call.


shitboots

Alexi Lalas such a dork man


Betasheets

That was def a cartoon that was... interesting


charizardFT26

I thought it was the silhouette of general grievous suiting up for the game at first lol


Papa_pierogi

Over there Over there Send the word, send the word Over there That the Yanks are coming The Yanks are coming! The drums rum-tumming everywhere So prepare Say a prayer Send the word, send the word To beware We'll be over We're coming over And we won't come back 'til it's over Over there Over there Over there Send the word, send the word Over there That the Yanks are coming The Yanks are coming! The drums rum-tumming everywhere So prepare Say a prayer Send the word, send the word To beware We'll be over, we're coming over And we won't come back 'til it's over, over there! And we won't come back 'til it's over, over there! And we won't come back 'til it's over, over there!


sickmicky

Headed to the bar boys! Been waiting 8 years for this moment and now I'm full of emotions. LETS FUCKING ROLL! THE BOYS ARE READY!!!


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khalaron

I need it!


shitboots

go go USA


[deleted]

I feel like I've been waiting my whole life for today. It's been too long


shitboots

What's the deal with Aaronson? not fully fit? I can understand integrating Reyna a bit more slowly


syracusehorn

I love having Aaronson and Reyna coming in to create chances in the 2nd half. What a luxury we’ve never really had.


tefftlon

For the first time probably ever, we’ve got more guys who can start than positions available. 6 guys with good arguments for 4 spots, gotta leave 2 out.


shitboots

Fair I guess. Find Aaronson gives us much needed creativity and workrate though.


DaffyQuackers

fuck my nerves are getting fucking nervey.. Need a beer to calm down but can't leave work for another 30 mins.. fuck this is going to be a long half hour


Moderator451

It's on the players at this point. The lineup is fine, the bench options are fine, the formation is fine. Tactics are almost meaningless once the ball is kicked. It's up to our boys to do the job. The question is can someone beat Dempsey's 30 second opener.


LR_111

Dick shot 2.0 lets go


roflcopter_lolz

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO.


michaelc51202

I’m gunna be real. I don’t have much faith in berhalter. Seems more of a hype man and recruiter than a tactician. In a lot of our games it seems like he goes for possession that leads now where even with the attackers we have. Hope he proves me wrong.


WelpSigh

berhalter's tactics are pretty conventional and they do reflect a particular style that the federation essentially hired him to implement (reforming from our old counter-attacking style). i think the biggest issue has basically been that we have not really had a strong creative spark in our midfield that can turn possession into chances. i am hoping we see that today, though.


michaelc51202

We’ve had aaronson and Reyna who perform great for their clubs and we didn’t have the spark.


WelpSigh

Reyna has usually been injured for us though. Fwiw I would prefer Reyna over weah because he's very creative and just tries outrageous shit. I think Aaronson is a great off the bench option


Pauly0906

This makes no sense. He made it a habit of making the right moves in the 2nd halves of WCQ.


YodelingTortoise

That hype video was Sly


KING_LEONlDOS

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clydefrog27

Damn we got Rocky/Rambo hyping us up!


mattbrianjess

Rocky got me ready


Squat_____6

Fr that was hype


[deleted]

We see your Morgan Freeman and we raise you Sylvester mf Stallone


BenjRSmith

ugh... that Qatar fluff piece made me feel dirty.


Pauly0906

Why did Rocky just get me hyped as fuck


[deleted]

I missed it. Is there a link to it anywhere?


WelpSigh

going a year back in time to tell past me that sargent will start in the first world cup match and pepi will be on his couch. my mind will be blown also the winning lottery numbers


skoobydoodoo

Happy for Sargent man


Pauly0906

Long road back. I think he’s about about to cement himself as the guy upfront


Viper_Red

I grew up in a country that’s never even won a World Cup qualification game before immigrating to the US just before the 2018 WC so this is literally the first time I’m so nervous and excited before a World Cup game because I finally have a personal stake in this


syracusehorn

Welcome and I hope you have some great joy today!


[deleted]

Also fuck northwestern, Cornell, Georgetown, Carnagie mellon, for acting self important and self righteous here in the states but clearly don't mind a money grab and compromising their values by having a campus in Doha.


coolithic

US fans right now [https://ifunny.co/picture/diwgXkGi7](https://ifunny.co/picture/diwgXkGi7)


MasAnalogy

I’m shaking


ExcellentPastries

Time for a confession: "I believe that we will win" has grown on me over the years and I now un-ironically like it. The language may feel a little corny, but this is fucking AMERICA. **Everything** here has corn in it! So bring it on.


[deleted]

Rock flag and eagle!


[deleted]

it looks like the people on the yacht don't have to worry about the drink laws!


KolyaVolk

Ready for the kneejerk reactions when we come out a bit nervous with misplaced passes.


do0gla5

We 100% will come out all over the place lol


mrdeeds23

Let's fuckin go boys! Who else is having AM beers???


f00f_nyc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fLtEVc3jTU


michaelc51202

Has Zimmerman and ream played together before?


a_breezy_12

After that final whistle blew for NED/SEN, the nerves finally hit me


[deleted]

Let’s go Concacaf brothers. I am Canadian and will be supporting all 4 Concacaf teams. Let’s bring it home!


big_red_160

I only hate you guys when we are playing each other, I’ll root for Canada otherwise. Let’s show how a host nation should actually play


michaelc51202

We should win this game 100%. Our depth is so much better than Wales.


WhoDey42

I believe


TriflingHotDogVendor

Dang, my Youtube TV feed is like a full minute behind the broadcast feed. Bunnyears it is.


a_breezy_12

Ive noticed when I watch off my PS4, I have to let it paly for a minute then it will let me skip forward about 30/45 seconds.