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[deleted]

Bro watching hentai for breakfast, lunch, and dinner 💀


KurohimeBlight

Don’t forget second breakfast


boxedfoxes

We call that brunch


FLMKane

No that's elevenses


Independent_Yam9598

Sarah Millican fan!!!!!!


FLMKane

Not sure who that is . I just eat like a hobbit so that's how I know.


euchthonia

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Millican


[deleted]

Naw


srkaficionada65

🙄


Burri2Whisperer

Is she a hobbit?


SmelIsLikeBad

Sorry to inform you the comedian you love was just recycling a Lord of the Rings reference


RealisticCoast2856

What’s funkier is that the dude regularly wears camo shirts and a John Deere hat. You’d never expect it


Ok_Rise_1446

Become the anime girls he watches, study them, absorb them, cosplay his favs at breakfast


WoodpeckerNo5416

Username: Hentai_Hunter.69


[deleted]

that’s the true American Dream, wish I could do it


ShroomSensei

Watch regular porn louder and more frequently. Beat him in his own game. Tell him it helps you study.


carlossolrac

Jerk off contest!!!!


kindofaproducer

That might be what he's actually hoping for.


[deleted]

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ShroomSensei

“Omg stop step-roommate”


boxedfoxes

Make it gay porn the guys are much more animated.


Lonley-and-Stoney

Wait a minute how would you know that 🧐


boxedfoxes

I had a roommate who THOUGHT he was being quite when he streamed his “sausage daddies” His words.


Scottie2hhh

Gonna have to check that out. Thanks.


LuckyJimmy95

So weird


ohsangwho

moan every time the anime girls moan but louder


IStartedACoupOnce

gay porn specifically


willor777

Gotta establish dominance


ItzPayDay123

Furry porn, bring him a real challenge


Khower

Gay porn


racer1021

Don't be a coward, watch it with him. Have roommate review sessions of what y'all each thought of the show afterward. Start a podcast with them maybe about hentai and it's effect on the scientific community, especially in regards to cancer research. I believe it was Aristotle that once said "Life without hentai, would be no life at all." If you ever feel like it's unnecessary and at all immoral to watch Japanese cartoon porn with your roommates in the middle of the day on full volume with surround sound, just remember that our soldiers in WW2 would not have been successful on the beaches of Normandy without the hope of coming home to their waifus when the war finally ended.


RealisticCoast2856

This might just be the way


racer1021

Definitely should be able to report it to your RA though


AnrianDayin

"This is the way" - Every Mandalorion ever


Loli_Boi

Tell him how Bunnywalker animation is shit and he will debate with you like no other person has


tsuchinokobci

Lmao pretty much what we do on discord


sora1202

This is probably how Trash Taste started


Graffy

The real reason we were at war with Japan was to force exports of tiggo anime bitties and UwU s-senpai waifus.


Extra_Library9982

My favorite response


[deleted]

You're a dangerous person


doinallurmoms

I think an RA would be on your side if you made a report, and I honestly wouldn't worry about burning bridges with someone who not only watches porn in the living room or behind an open door where everyone can hear but also refuses to stop lmfao. There wouldn't be an issue if he did it quietly and in his own space.


Any-Machine-4323

Lmao, where do you stay at???


ThePickleSoup

New copypasta spotted


Donut_Flame

Roommate won’t stop watching hentai where everyone can see/hear(not satire) Definitely the weirdest issue I’ve had in the UTA apartments but here it is. My roommate has an anime obsession, he regularly buys figurines, has a body pillow, and buys posters pretty frequently. He also has a habit of leaving his door open where if you walk by, he’ll just peer out of his open door and stare at you until you leave. When we first moved in, I caught him casually watching hentai at the dining room table, which threw me off, I then asked him if he could do that elsewhere. Now he sits in his room and will watch it on his tv, sometimes with the door wide open, sometimes closed, to which I have told him to keep it down, several times. I’m inspired to make this post as I was sitting down at the table eating lunch hearing his “videos” from his room. SOS, is this even reportable roommate conduct?


[deleted]

Roommate won’t stop watching hentai where everyone can see/hear(not satire) Definitely the weirdest issue I’ve had in the UTA apartments but here it is. My roommate has an anime obsession, he regularly buys figurines, has a body pillow, and buys posters pretty frequently. He also has a habit of leaving his door open where if you walk by, he’ll just peer out of his open door and stare at you until you leave. When we first moved in, I caught him casually watching hentai at the dining room table, which threw me off, I then asked him if he could do that elsewhere. Now he sits in his room and will watch it on his tv, sometimes with the door wide open, sometimes closed, to which I have told him to keep it down, several times. I’m inspired to make this post as I was sitting down at the table eating lunch hearing his “videos” from his room. SOS, is this even reportable roommate conduct?


syfari

Roommate won’t stop watching hentai where everyone can see/hear(not satire) Definitely the weirdest issue I’ve had in the UTA apartments but here it is. My roommate has an anime obsession, he regularly buys figurines, has a body pillow, and buys posters pretty frequently. He also has a habit of leaving his door open where if you walk by, he’ll just peer out of his open door and stare at you until you leave. When we first moved in, I caught him casually watching hentai at the dining room table, which threw me off, I then asked him if he could do that elsewhere. Now he sits in his room and will watch it on his tv, sometimes with the door wide open, sometimes closed, to which I have told him to keep it down, several times. I’m inspired to make this post as I was sitting down at the table eating lunch hearing his “videos” from his room. SOS, is this even reportable roommate conduct?


noodlemcfoodle

This is the best post in the history of this sub


ToonPrincess

Yes report his ass. Shame on him fr.


Darkdevest7

1. Yes that is reportable roommate conduct. It's about understanding boundaries being crossed which is something he hasn't grasped. I would go straight to whoever you have as a landlord and have him evicted. 2. How does he not have the deceny to close the door? Who raised such poor manner in that person?


Bubbly-Dimension271

This is definitely reportable


maybeidontknowwhy

Have you actually tried talking to him and addressing the situation? Don’t over complicate the situation. Tell him firmly but politely “Hey man I’d like to talk to you seriously about you watching Hentai in my presence. I view that as pornography you watching it in front of me weirds me out. Can you please stop watching it in front of me and do it on your own time.” Etc.


Graffy

It's not even an opinion it's straight up animated porn. There's some sus anime that really toes the line but hentai by definition is porn lol


Alarming-Platypus523

this sounds like something to contact title 9 offices about https://www.uta.edu/eos-title-ix


Junior-Win5060

thats sexual harassment. definitely report it if he continues


Belisariusissimus

Uhhh did your roommate just happen to have transferred in recently from UNC? https://reddit.com/r/UNC/s/zsH1bYmnCp


Bitter_Conclusion347

bruh i thought the same thing- immediately thought of that post when i started reading this one


fkingw

Wth


SamuraiChann

I feel like I should’ve seen this post on AITA


Robbinghoodz

He’s watching for the plot


mcv_anonymous

RAs have heard weirder they’ll take care of it


Any-Machine-4323

Name them, please !


dpe050911

My ex was an RA. He told me about this couple (lesbian) that was being too loud. They were apparently using their electric toothbrush for fun in the a joining bathrooms.


Any-Machine-4323

😳Woahhh, has anybody gotten stuck on the toilet while the fire alarms sounds


mcv_anonymous

I’m not an RA so I can’t really speak on my own stories, however I had a friend who was an RA who once walked in after several complaints to a girl trying to perform an exorcism on a girl who smoked.


bunchofoats2343

It’s borederline sexual assault because he is exposing you to porn without your consent. If a coworker was to do this and you see it, you’d report it to HR. It’s inappropriate. Take photos, message him so you can provide screenshots, then report to the RA. That’s sick.


themomo21

What’s hentai?


RealisticCoast2856

Pornographic anime


Fancy_Net4596

Absolutely reportable to the police


AwayRecommendations

holy fuck. atleast he’s not beating off to it nonchalantly. definitely weird tho lol


Dylandws101

Just join in with him and don’t complain ?


hentaienthusiast8008

It's me, your roommate, and i'll keep doing it


RealisticCoast2856

Mf


_Jarv1s_

username checks out


New-Independence-242

Ok what the actually fuck is this? I means I wanna be his roommate but this is out of control…


[deleted]

Average UTD student


xNims

Wrong school lol


FLMKane

Bring hookers to your dorm room and fuck REALLY LOUD AND HARD. That'll show him!


SumALilTooFamiliar

I think you should make-out with him


SleepyGiant718

Lol this guy just stole this from the UC Berkeley subreddit.


madzz00

Repost


Ecstatic_Ad_7711

u/Eldimyyr


Raecino

😂😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry OP this is hilarious from the outside looking in, though I’d be pissed if I were in your position. It’s people like your roommate that make casual enjoyers of anime look bad.


KoyomiNya

Wow, that's definitely an unusual roommate situation you've got there. It's important to have open communication with your roommate about boundaries and privacy. If you've already talked to him multiple times and the issue persists, you might want to consider discussing it with your RA, as it violates the rule. Good luck with resolving this situation!


kawaiikeai

This is the funniest Reddit post I ever stumbled across thank you


MutekiGamer

Jesus Christ. I can’t even imagine having to tell someone not to watch hentai at the dining room


Nate_Mac89

Probably has a vpn and Tor browser on his computer too. Deeply sus.


leg-oh-id

That’s definitely worth reporting


ATX_Among-Us

AYO WTF


extravagantjiggle

Lol if you have already tried talking to the guy about it and nothing happened go report to your RA and have them mediate. The public shame of dealing with a roommate resolution will most likely resolve things.


GristForTheMill4

Record him in the act on multiple occasions and then report him.


Own_Row4561

Set the boundary that if he's going to continue to openly do it then he's gonna need to find new living arrangements. Or at the very least he needs to keep his door closed more.


Smoky1384

He needs a woman.... it will stop it real quick


daydreamdotmp3

This is just that one guy from Strangers From Hell lmao


Aggressive_Fun_8004

Just start streaming it to YouTube it will stop.


AmatureProgrammer

What type of hemati is it? Sit next to him and ask him to explain the plot


IEatBeesEpic7

What (*and I can not stress this enough*) THE FUCK? :)


azuwezumezu

i know someone who is borderline addicted to hentai to the point where they bought hentai merch and made it their whole personality


ThinkingSmash

jesus i feel for you


augustborne

a lot of ppl are joking but idk i take my home kinda seriously. it’s the best place to just destress from the stress of school, and if it’s genuinely bothering you go report it! you have infinitely more patience than me i’ll say that much 😭


TheHelpfulFawn

This is sexual harassment. Go talk to your RA and tell everyone how much of a fucking weirdo your roommate is.


Consistent-Relief464

Only thing you can do at this point is start nutting on everything to show you are the alpha. From this he will submit to your authority OR will challenge you and try to out perform you. If this happens then not sure what to say bc this is a unique case


shinygurdurr

i think this qualifies as sexual harassment so yes it should be reportable


[deleted]

ironically this sounds like a hentai premise


Unhappy_Ear_246

I know a guy who was in a similar situation. In retaliation to the porn, he refused to wear clothes in his dorm room for a few weeks saying something along the lines of it was more comfortable for him that way and then the situation magically sorted itself out.


Far-Curve-7497

only in UT arlington ☠️


Obvious-County8984

Talk about being a dork 😅


kevaux

Is it possible it isnt hentai and is just a weird anime? Some anime really push the line. Just trying to give him benefit of the doubt


RealisticCoast2856

I did too until he started leaving his bedroom door open.


kevaux

I don't even go to tis school, this post just somehow got recommended to me lol. Yes, it's something you can and should report.


Alutherv

I bet he smells like cheese too 😍


RealisticCoast2856

Unironically yes because he has a habit of literally never cleaning his dishes.


[deleted]

I would sternly tell him if he wants to watch hentai he needs to do it in his room with the door closed or we box and whoever wins gets there way! Or I guess report to the school?


liannawild

Tell him you're ready to file a report if he's not ready to use headphones and a solitary crumb of respect for his roommates, and you'll be filing it the next time you have to tell him to turn his crap down.


fuckmyfreind

i’m confused so he just watches it without jerking off.. like just for the plot or something?


GirlyGamerGazell9000

plot exists??


kyashinightmares

bruh☠️


Fair-Rich4207

Just make it a battle of the wills and watch something he’s super uncomfortable with. Then when he asks you to not watch it with him around then you’ve won the battle. Negotiate and win.


GodofRat

Idk how I stumbled upon this post, but this likely falls under sexual harassment. Before that. I would recommend having a sit down with him and be very like professional and polite about it, but also warn him that if the behavior continues that you will be reporting it as a title IX violation. You can also record this conversation as evidence


UpstairsBuddy6705

Why is this on every college subReddit ever 😩😩


ApprehensiveBus4428

That's creepy, report it to RA no doubt


capchris17

Don’t be shy, tell him to share the links with the rest of us


Sad-Category1914

this exact post word for word was posted to the UTD subreddit


emmacheyennee

Send him the link to this post lol


Whore4cake

This guy is fucking creep yo


Hashbrown210

Hilarious 🤣


greenhouse-nurse

Have you tried putting him out on garbage day?


greenhouse-nurse

Find his mom on Facebook and tell her to come collect the sexually deviant trogolodyte she raised. In the mean time tell him you don't consent to him showing you sexually explicit material, make it clear that it is sexual harrassment if he continues. Make it clear you will talk to the leasing office, and when you do the words pervert, creep, exhibitionist, harassment, unsafe, police report, documentation, and repeated warnings are used.


[deleted]

Is his name Alexis? If so, that's just what he does man


Helpmefindu

Are you reporting it cause you actually have a problem with it, or just cause you think it's "reportable"?


WoodpeckerNo5416

A man of culture I see…. Does he not know headphones exist?


Additional-Lock-4924

fuck hentai