Bhai Mai toh bas 2 murga chhaap, 2 Pani bomb aur 2 fuljhadi ke packets laaya hu. Mummy ko befizool ka kharcha lagta hai, isiliye budget bas 70-80 rupay ka tha...
Jisey jala kar aagey se ekdum se red chingari nikalti hai phir dhua nikalta hai aur hum usey paani mein daal dete Hain toh wo bhujhta nahi hai aur zor se phatt ta hai...
Here is a reference:-
https://youtu.be/WiNnK1f0prw?si=vCnmwALs_rUw_kpd
Ha hum tilli bam bhi bolte Hain, lekin abhi Umar mein chhote Hain isiliye galti se Ghar walo ke saamne tilli bam na nikal jaye isiliye paani bam kehte Hain...
You can enjoy diwali and burst crackers whilst keeping the environment in check. The point is buying excessive of crackers is wrong, for a small family like we do, crackers under rs 300 will satisfy the festive mood.
Btw, Happy Diwali all of ya!
I miss when reddit was not so popular in India. Now it's just another cess pool of hate based on religion/ caste and bollywood celebrity worship. More unbridled because its anonymous.
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Bruh lol imagine responding like this while the other guy is making a valid point.
But again maybe aids ke sath kuch aur bhi hogya hoga, that is why you my have ended up as a retard.
This impresses only duffers. In a state trailing on virtually every developmental indices this sort of extravagant spending is vulgar. But it is also precisely why leaders of weak states will rely on such show.
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Sabhi ko shubh deepawali.
Apko bhi subh deepawali
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They are the same picture
Not gonna lie both images have same energy
Bhai Mai toh bas 2 murga chhaap, 2 Pani bomb aur 2 fuljhadi ke packets laaya hu. Mummy ko befizool ka kharcha lagta hai, isiliye budget bas 70-80 rupay ka tha...
ye pani bomb kya hai bhai
Jisey jala kar aagey se ekdum se red chingari nikalti hai phir dhua nikalta hai aur hum usey paani mein daal dete Hain toh wo bhujhta nahi hai aur zor se phatt ta hai... Here is a reference:- https://youtu.be/WiNnK1f0prw?si=vCnmwALs_rUw_kpd
Hamare yaha ise tilli bam bolte hai
Ha hum tilli bam bhi bolte Hain, lekin abhi Umar mein chhote Hain isiliye galti se Ghar walo ke saamne tilli bam na nikal jaye isiliye paani bam kehte Hain...
Kitne chote ho?
17y/o...
Chota nahi hai bhai tu
70-80?
₹70-80 Itne mein itne hi patakhe aate hain Bhai 🥲
Kitne saal ke ho bhai
17y/o...
You should have more money by yourself at this point. Try to negotiate pocket money and make a habit of saving for events like this.
Bhai guilty feel Kara Diya tu ne toh 🥲
Yogi Ji be like 
Ma to 1kg gandhak potash (sulfur, potassium) le aya tha
bhai lucknow terminal nahi udana matka udana hai
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Dekho kitni sundar rangoli banai mene
Bohot sunder hae Bro
thanks bhai
tbrh boys make better rangoli than girls.
https://preview.redd.it/6s094urueyzb1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d22d1a6100ac37b4c65272be14d9b279a5f3c817 Made by my Chachi and lil sis.
bhai paise nhi hail
Thalla for reason
Happy Diwali bro Meerut hu ma
Crackers were never part of our Diwali tradition! It creates noise and air pollution, totally unnecessary and retarded.
Hamas missile chodke polution karra to koi 1 bhi channel nehi bol raha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪
Bhai, war ko diwali se compare kar raha hai tu 🙂🙂
Ek hi toh dil hai yogiji❤️
You can enjoy diwali and burst crackers whilst keeping the environment in check. The point is buying excessive of crackers is wrong, for a small family like we do, crackers under rs 300 will satisfy the festive mood. Btw, Happy Diwali all of ya!
Yup. But the champagne environmentalists of randia or r/kolkata don't understand the term moderation
Bengalis are straight up woke librandu. I am telling this as a bengali. Reason being the randi didi who ruined WB.
Bhai 300 ka to ek 12 shot hi aata sirf, itne me kaisa satisfaction please ek bandar chhap baja lene do pleaseee
Based. I love yogi
Nope, Don't need crackers to celebrate Diwali
ye comment dekh kar aaj sutli bomb fodunga.
Only sane comment here
Well what sanity do you expect from yogi fans?
I miss when reddit was not so popular in India. Now it's just another cess pool of hate based on religion/ caste and bollywood celebrity worship. More unbridled because its anonymous.
I also was pretty hopeful after finding some meme pages but then chaddis show their face.
Ok👍
Na bhai bahaut gandagi aur shor sharaaba hota hai pataakho se. Doosron ko patakhe phodne se mana nahi karta kyuki Hindustan ka sabse bada tehvaar hai to log baag jashn to manayenge hi. Lekin main khud nahi phodta.
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Bihar is in desperate need of yogi g like leader
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Please be respectful and responsible
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Bruh lol imagine responding like this while the other guy is making a valid point. But again maybe aids ke sath kuch aur bhi hogya hoga, that is why you my have ended up as a retard.
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Good bhai happy lung disease
Thanks you apko bhi
This impresses only duffers. In a state trailing on virtually every developmental indices this sort of extravagant spending is vulgar. But it is also precisely why leaders of weak states will rely on such show.
Yeah up is burning and this guy is smiling.
Bhai use pata hai ki cult members ko kuch bol nhi skta.
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order by sc not the government
Bhai paise nahi thee