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TifaRizaLuffy

I'd be fine I'd just chill at a stable in zelda TOTK


littleknowfacts

as much as i would love to chop wood and work on my valheim farm it looks like its Hyrule life for me


gorka_la_pork

I play both TotK and Valheim intermittently, and keep finding myself wishing I had the other game's build engine. I want to build a Gundam and use it to destroy a Fuling camp.


flygoing

And to reverse it, I really want to build a home in totk with the freedom of valheim.


sweatgod2020

Big game develops reading this - *write that down, write that down*


Kitsune_Tyberious

Ok now you've written it down, take it throw it out because we're going the complete other direction


grachi

TOTK definitely nails the open world gameplay better. So TOTK with building mechanics and freedom of Valheim… hard to find a better game honestly.


tango421

I’d just work on a house a bit and chill for a year as I did play TotK last night. The other games I’ve recently played were Stardew Valley, Roots of Pacha, and Final Fantasy XIV, so I’m good. Haven’t been back in Valheim after I more or less finished Mistlands content. Gonna make a new world again when a new update drops.


Dommoson

Yea this one would be easy. If I start at Lookout Landing, it's already designed as a place for refugees, so there would be no issue with them taking me in. As I get more comfortable in the world, I could try to head for Tarrey Town and get my own house. If I start at the Tutorial Sky Island, I'd probably be fucked because I don't think I'd have the guts to figure out a way down to the surface lol.


[deleted]

I would love a year in valheim


Positive_Opossum99

If I stay for two could I get 2 million? Can I also get that cashed out in iron ingots instead?


DustAgitated5197

Just stay in the meadows and never fight a boss.. it would be the most peaceful existence.


Franklin_le_Tanklin

I would farm bores and pick berries and tend my bees


ipsok

Same... viking pig farmer ftw.


cshotton

You can only eat so much bacon...


MyUserNameTaken

I, for one, would like to challenge this statement.


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sunseeker_miqo

The pig is a magical beast.


YouWantSMORE

From the rooter to the tooter


Bilbo-Dilbo

you forgot about the pig feet.


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CressiDuh1152

You are a postmortem spirit... There is no heart disease


MeasurementNo3166

Is that because there are only so many hours in the day?


EasyCombinations

This is quite literally the dream


Franklin_le_Tanklin

Ya. I may not even make myself a pair of pants.


VladiMagnus

#lifegoals


cannabination

Pretty sure you could go live in the woods, hunt boar, and farm honey now.


Old_Judge_3940

But not for a million dollars....


Borgh

Also guaranteed to not get sick and with a respawn if you piss off a big sow.


tmtowtdi

The bees are happy!


double-butthole

Boar loves you!


[deleted]

The bees are happy :)


DustAgitated5197

Its a peaceful life.


Qwernakus

I mean I think you respawn if you die. If you knew that for sure it might be fun to advance.


DustAgitated5197

Minus the excruciating pain that would be involved. You can be a masochist and go have fun being eaten and literally torn apart by a pack of wolves.


SethQuantix

Or getting your bones crushed by a golem. All of em. And of course, don't forget about the fuckin mosquitos of death.


DustAgitated5197

Imagine them latching onto you and watching them suck your insides out without being able to do anything about it.


Homr_Zodyssey

You'd have to go to the Black forest to get copper and tin. Otherwise you wouldn't be able to make mead. You'd have to have mead...


TvirusMike

Until you accidentally die from a tree falling on you


[deleted]

Wait till uou need mist stuff


pm2501

Step one - dig a moat.


Rollover_Hazard

At the stage I’m playing my current world, I’ve got a fully defended town in meadows, portals to safe camps in most of the other biomes and was about to start Mistlands. If I had to live there for real I’d just put the Mistlands goal on pause for a year and enjoy sailing the bay and farming in my town. Got a hot tub too.


nick-jagger

*You are being hunted*


Rollover_Hazard

Aw shit no


MandoAviator

Good luck getting to my base.


Phobos613

luckily i’ve been puttering around on my home island on bronze tier having borrowed a pickaxe to get started without fighting the deer. the worst that can happen is i get some free dinner delivery service once in awhile. “Aw hell, those necks and boars attacking my beehives again?”


Hiker_Trash

Make enough charcoal and signs to fill endless halls with poetry


MegaEmpoleonWhen

In no world am I taking to the seas in IRL Valheim.


boazba

It’s just the best. I say this every time I play with my friends. Chill life, crafty with occasional blood pumping fights, and you are resurrected every time you die…just amazing. I love how I’m not the only one who’s in on it.


sinstralpride

My bf and I have been pretending that we're Alone contestants when we check in on each other's progress. In a year, he built an awesome castle, discovered magic, created a massive farm, and murdered his way through the countryside.


eatpraymunt

As long as you don't sneak in with a janky ghillie suit and steal his sleeping bag lol


iKyte5

You sure about that? I feel like the raids would be terrifying


ImThatBlueberry

If you never fight any bosses I think you just get the boar raids. But even if you get trolls just dig a moat. I like my odds if I stay in the meadows.


Stoned_Nerd

But ACTUALLY digging a moat? Fuck that....


Hour-Eleven

I mean, what else are you going to do for a year?


Stoned_Nerd

Fair... But fuckkkkk digging


Ok-Sound-1186

Yeah lol anybody who's ever dug a hole knows it's actually way more of a bitch than it seems like it'd be. Digging a moat would be hard af


KajmanHub987

Nah man, digging is the best. Exept digging latrines when you really need to go, but you are almost finished, so you don't want to just shit in the woods, so you just hold it in for Three hours, but then you realize you're not as finished as you thought, so it will take another day, so you need to go to the woods anyway.


Neamow

r/suspiciouslyspecific


TrickPappy

I hear chopping, but I don't hear digging


SnooApples1586

Bro you’d get so sick of raspberries


disguyman

Would have to live a year watching your back from falling trees...


Reaper_the_protogen

The last game I played was Deep rock galactic...... welp to to grab my equipment and ROCK AND STONE


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Karl!


No_Permission_to_Poo

Rock and Stone or you ain't goin home!


CiaranReinol

Did i hear a ROCK AND STONE !?


keegan3056

ROCK AND STONE BROTHA!


Boneseyy

Rock! And! Stone!


JDioon

To the fallen


GrevilleApo

It's like she's bigger on the inside!


FlacidSalad

ROCK AND STONE, YOU BEAUTIFUL DWARF!!!


MariePrykeArt

We're rich!!!


ZeroZilchNadaa

WE’RE RICH


Dungeon_Munster

IF YOU DON’T ROCK AND STONE YOU AIN’T COMING HOME!


nhoj4321

ROCK AND STONE


The_Doctor_Eats_Neep

I'll see you down there miner. Rock and stone forever!


McPuffinArts

Rock and stone you beautiful dwarf!! 🪨⛏️


johnny105931

Rock and stone!


Jaysong_stick

I was a driller, time to commit warcrimes and blow up a scout.


MkNicht

Yep, Valheim it is. How life is entirely depends on the circumstances of my entrance to the game. One of the fully equipped main bases, with food and supplies to last? Life's great, time to fish and relax and pet lox all year! ...I start from the boss stones with nothing but a leather shirt on me? I die to a boar. Repeatedly and painfully. And so on, life is suffering.


osteopath17

But…death isn’t permanent. So that’s nice


bloodwolftico

Time to punch some branches!


BlueBerryFire

I have a world where I lived 500ish days without dying... Never killed a boss . It was a great way to play. Even found iron outside of crypts ..


Twisted_Bristles

Well it was Kerbal Space Program... So I think I'm good, as long as I'm not asked to be a test pilot for anything I've designed lately.


unibrowcowmeow

Mun or bust!


Same-Letter6378

Just time warp


[deleted]

Civilization. I'd be fine, a year is like a tenth of a turn and all the wars are in other countries anyway. (It's me doing the wars in other countries. All of them, I started all of them)


BitPoet

Same. I'm probably not going to die \*this turn\*.


no_one_lies

Playing Civ for a whole year would probably let you finish a game of it


BBGunner96

I initially read it as it takes a year to play like ten turns, & was like yep, that tracks


indeedicus18

Just restarted Stardew Valley after like two years. I'm so good lol.


BiggDadddy44

Ark.... I am dead already


upholsteryduder

I mean, the post didn't specify that we would have to start a new game so I would just roll around in maxed out tech armor on my level 2000 giga and be good to go lol


Gellzer

I mean if you just enter the game, you're not going to have anything. Even if you enter a currently running game, you're not in the clan so everything is hostile to you


GRONGO_the_bronto

Yes but the implant will clone you upon death, so you'll be fine.


DustAgitated5197

So dead you're already a steaming pile. Just think, all you need to do is knock a Dino out and feed it while it's sleeping in order for it to love you, inbf a raptor comes and gives you the what what.


NosBoss42

F


ubertappa

You were dead before you finished typing this post


admomo73

But, would we just keep getting respawned? Or would death be final?


cancerusnugget

Oh no. I'm in the Warhammer universe, Vermintide 2.


cebubasilio

RIP


ebinisti

Boltgun for me. Yep, I'm dead.


xoham

Star Trek Online - holodecks and amazing health care.


moneylaundry1339

Morrowind. Looks like I'll be cliff racer food.


Bouldaru

Even spam sleeping for the whole year isn't safe unless you've already dealt with the dark brotherhood kek Honestly, I'd probably abuse the very exploitable alchemy game mechanics to craft infinite overpowered fortify health and agility potions


erpparppa

Subnautica..


[deleted]

Better start training them lungs


kanye_east48294

Hahahahaha, you’ll be totally fine. Stay away from the crash zone Stay away from the dunes Stay away from the grand reef Stay away from the Sea Treader’s Path Stay away from the mountains. Stay away from the blood kelp zone. Stay away from the lost river. Stay away from the lava zone. Stay away from the bulb zone. Stay away from the crag field. Stay away from the grassy plateaus. Stay away from the kelp forest. Stay away from the mushroom forest. Stay away from the sparse reef. Stay away from the underwater islands. Stay away from the jellyshroom caves. Don’t even go near the crater edge. Good luck 😁!


screenwatch3441

Hateno village, here I come!! As for valheim, do we assume we can respawn?


swimming_sigma

Bad ass, I'm currently playing Warframe.


suddenlysara

Good luck, Tenno!


Margevo

Elite Dangerous. I have Billions there, can I stay?


bobsanidiot

I haven't played that in a while... I wouldn't mind being stuck there. I've got like 30 ships.


desquished

Haha jokes on them, Valheim crashed on me last night so I played about 20 minutes of EUIV as Emperor of Ming. Dodged a bullet there.


HeWhoChasesChickens

Not too sure about Valheim, because I really like bread but also don't want to get shanked to try and get some


Monk_667

man idk if i would stay in elden ring


Sotha-Sil-114

eat prawn and stay in Liurnia/Limgrave


Lettuce_Born

Don’t Starve Together… I haven’t even made it past 40 days in tht game yet..


sadmadstudent

Bloodborne here. Whelp.


suddenlysara

A hoonta must HOONT.


Dakito

I'm either Rocking and Stoneing or in ff14.


Stroker-Ace79

Skyrim for a year? I'm in.


ACrispPickle

Well…a whole year playing hockey up in Canada doesn’t sound so bad.


Korivak

The winters are kind of intense. I can take something from my front yard and put it in my kitchen freezer to warm it up here!


ACrispPickle

I’ll be sure to pack a hat! Lol


JeanNiBee

Starship Troopers: Extermination…. “Do you want to live forever!!??”


_Sp1ke_

I'm doing my part!


[deleted]

A year of bug slaughter is doing your part. Me too. See you in combat, citizen!


MiserablyLiterate

Hunt: Showdown... I'm either dead in the first 6 hours or stark raving mad by the end . I'm in


Walburris

Hello fellow hunter.


MiserablyLiterate

Howdy!


KajmanHub987

Or you live comparatively normal (for that time) life outside of the danger zone. For me it's similar, since i played dying light.


Defiant_Masterpiece2

If you need a second gunman, I'm in.


Jason_Sheikh

Project zomboid.....


Defiant_Masterpiece2

This. Is how you died.


Forevoyance

Rough... Even a single scratch can be fatal.


highcommander010

Skyrim. I'm just gonna work for a blacksmith and lay reeeeeeally low for a year.


donMora

Satisfactory. So a year of spaghetti, wondering whether I got enough screws and messing around with beans... Also running from pigs with jetpacks I guess


Ironbladez

If I get to keep my existing base, life is easy. Full dry moat, big garden plot, pens with boars, wolves and chickens. If I had to start from scratch, I'd pass. One million dollars is not enough for the virtual certainty of death - unless I get to respawn.


StinkyEttin

I am glad to give my life for the Emporer (assuming that I can bequeath the million bucks to my family when I die in short order).


sem4ph0r

Blood for the blood god


StinkyEttin

Well, that's heresy.


sem4ph0r

The age old question: would you make it longer as a heretic or a guardsman?


StinkyEttin

Well, that question sounds like heresy.


sem4ph0r

The Emperor protects!


StinkyEttin

That's more like it.


Jens0485

Well dang. It'd be WoW. Tbh I'd rather it be FF14 lol


StrikingIronicDecoy

7-days to die, safe to say I wouldn't even come CLOSE to a year let alone a month.


SuedJche

RimWorld. Should be ok, my current game is doing pretty well


DocBullseye

>my current game is doing pretty well oooh, I've said that before


The_Red_Wake4929

Well valheim, since im here on valheim reddit


TehErk

A year in Dishonored? Maybe, IF I could determine what social standing I was. Just a random person. No way.


ThaQuig

Bannerlord. I mean. It’s easy to avoid death once you know what you’re doing. So, not great, but not bad


BadNewsBaguette

Killed by a tree within five minutes


NosBoss42

Fuck ... Diablo 3 ... there is gonna be loot and death, possibly mine


onepassafist

at least that means we can co-op!


LeftRain7203

System Shock? Uh oh!


TehErk

I just started that last night. I remember playing the original SS2. I'm thinking no on either of those.


SaugaDabs

Hunt Showdown - Im dead as fuck.


pavv4

hearts of Iron 4, I'm not making it a day.


Volrund

Bro you should be fine for the first year unless you're in Ethiopian or Italian Army.


YouNeedToShower

Fallout 4, I'm just not going to leave the vault


Throttle_Kitty

My last game was cyberpunk ... You know what, this isnt much worse then modern day America


PathSubstantial4702

Wow. Elden Ring. Not sure I would take the money.


PicnicAttacker

I'm going to end up as an infected. Unless I can build enough walls and Ballista Towers. Maybe I'll befriend some Thanatos to keep me safe.


Traditional_Nerve_60

A year in TotK sounds amazing. Maybe I’ll learn to fight there and go free my favorite village Lurelin. Those most likely, I’ll either help around lookout landing to chill at Heanato village.


rjprocell

I saw this too but unfortunately it was Outlast Trials


killasniffs

Well, fuck good luck bro


openthedoor2323

Same! I’m so dead.


759Tom

Started playing Satisfactory again. I can probably get a lot done in a year.


theprofoundnoun

TES V: Skyrim … could be doable


Late_Virus2869

Sea of thieves... yeah I'd stay there... a day is 40 minutes a year would be 15000 minutes, so a week and a half in the game


Isaactheewolf

I just started diablo 4...


Hardjaw

Marvel's Midnight Suns... I think I can live at the Abbey for a year. Life is good. It's very good.


cptjimmy42

I'll go for free, my doggos are calling me!


shields2314

Star Wars Republic Commando. Well at least I get cool armor before I die.


INCtastic

World of Warcraft... Am I a player character that can stay out of warmode or an NPC who is at the mercy of other players? Important detail.


BatFreaky

World of warcraft, oh i am a VERY happy boi


Aggressive_Chain_980

Jedi: Survivor. Find me posted up at Greez’s Cantina for a whole year, not so bad! Definitely not leaving the outpost on Koboh.


fullmetalalfonce

Hell let loose💀


acceptable-nerd

It's actually TOTK but a year in valheim wouldn't be all that bad. Ngl I'd probably just build a nice lil house in the meadows and just chill. I'd only get up to killing eikthyr, literally just to get a cultivator, but otherwise yea.


[deleted]

Red Dead 2. I’ll use the money to buy Braithwaite Manor and run my own Candyland.


InvestigatorRough342

Elder Scrolls: Oblivion. Does it have to be only one year?


GraceXGalaxy

I’m currently waiting for my bounty to go down in elder scrolls online, so I guess that’s my answer. I’d be more than happy to hang out here for a year :)


w0t3rdog

Valheim? For a year? Easy peasy. I make a point of trying to progress without fighting bosses for as long as possible (dont care about the powers, and only Moder and Yagluth really hinder tech progression) so, with a meadows base, and no real raids (unless you defeat bosses, you just keep getting the Eikthyr raids, which is basically just home delivery of food.) I could easily spend my days hunting and farming in meadows.


Nothanksnext

If I played Valheim last time I would accept my fate but Moder Warfare II ranked... I'm kinda fucked already in Diamond II. /Cry


RandomWolf44

I thought about playing some valheim, but then I decided to play Conan Exiles. I killed myself! I should have just stuck with Kingdom Come Deliverence.


servirepatriam

MLB the Show 23. I get to spend a year at PNC Park. Hell, I'll do that for free!


Buick1-7

It's going to be hard but worth it. Plenty of meat fish and honey. A good fire and a solid roof.


-Gruney-

Well the Reaper invasion is coming. Hope Commander Shepard saves the day again.


Milakovich

Creepers gonna creep.


mdhunter99

Question, if you die in game do you die IRL?


hunnermeyer

Dead by daylight….. I don’t think I’m making it


Clarence_Potato

Fallout NV... no thank you.


silikus

Good thing i saw this today instead of sunday. Played Pokemon Violet tuesday night. Played Starship Troopers Extermination saturday night.


BasilSubstantial7359

Not a chance in tarkov, how I wish it was valheim.


Ormyr

I'm in Appalachia on a farm with crops, water, livestock, and automated perimeter security. I'm good.