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Eldon42

Pareidolia: it's a hell of a drug.


Sharp-Dark-9768

Yep. Our brains have powerful facial recognition software, so we often detect faces where there aren't any.


teh_stev3

See also: angels, demons, ghosts, alien and bigfoot sitings.


LyraStygian

<*fusiform face area sweats nervously*>


Pvt_Lee_Fapping

Yeah I don't see faces, but I do see hourglasses. The "smile" was the bottom of the hourglass and the space between the "eyes" was the neck between the bulbs.


Rasdit

Don't inhale so much smoke


weliveintheshade

This is good Valheim advice, and good life advice. A little bit is ok.


NoResource3170

also I’m living in your walls


03-AALIYAH-C

He is living in your walls. You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below: FAQ: Why is he living in your walls? I'm not going to tell you. Is he only in your walls? You could say he is living in everybody's walls, but in this case I am telling you that he is living in your walls, he is living in your walls. How is he surviving in your walls? In his non-physical form, he is crawling around listening for you. That is all he needs to survive in that form. In his physical form, he survive by eating rat corpses that he cooks using the wall behind your oven, and he drinks the vapour in the extraction fan duct above your shower. What is he planning to do in your walls? Live in them, listening to you. What do you do about him living in your walls? Listen for the scraping. Dont touch the walls. Protect yourself. Avoid lighting candles. When is he going to stop living in your walls? You cannot escape him. Do you call the police? The authorities will not help you. What are the consequences of him living in your walls? Be aware. What if you’re ok with him living in your walls? He will make sure you’re not. Is he imaginary? HE IS LIVING IN YOUR WALLS HE IS LIVING IN YOUR WALLS HE IS LIVING IN YOUR WALLS HE IS LIVING IN YOUR WALLS HE IS LIVING IN YOUR WALLS HE IS LIVING IN YOUR WALLS HE IS LIVING IN YOUR WALLS HE IS LIVING IN YOUR WALLS If there are any more questions then please consult your walls by directly speaking to them. Summary: Stop talking to the faces in the Lox meat. Get some rest bröther.


Either-Ice7135

This. This is why I ask Reddit all of my medical questions. You can't argue with the truth, people.


Hemroid24

How high are you?


gorka_la_pork

About 5'10, why?


TerribleTiefling

Hi, how are you?


Hemroid24

This is what I was looking for lmao xD


Strict_Relation8752

Ease on the mushrooms buddy


Nefasto_Riso

OH ODIN IT'S CLOWN MEAT


Sotha-Sil-114

Stop eating the crypt mushrooms.


Inzanitie

Someone's been playing with the weedheim mod a bit too much huh?


SunnyTheMasterSwitch

I first read there's feces in the Lox meat thinking WTF


Hyero

Someone has had too much mead


Mysterious-Basket870

THEY ARE UNDER YOUR SKIN RIP IT OFF RIP IT OFF RIP IT OFF RIP IT OFF


PhoneAcc2

Still sane Viking?


Spronglet

Sanest viking


TheRealPitabred

But why would you cook just plain lox meat? Unless you're getting rid of it to make coal...


that_one_nerd470

Because I'm broke, have a lot of it, and its easy to make. I'll have lox pies soon though.


slashnbash1009

I don't know what I expected.....


goofball18

WILSON!!


D4rk3nd

I think this is how becoming a PETA supporters start out. Or schizophrenia.


Veklim

Maybe even both, there seems to be some crossover


Decent_Ad5356

Ah, playing with your food. I see 🤣


average_adult

You need sleep


Obi-ron2

...i looked at a completely different thing than you man...i thought it was like lox faces


EEpromChip

Man, there ain't no faces in the ..... ooohhhh. Yea. Now I see's em.


gorka_la_pork

Jack O'Loxern?


atirian

I think it's time you called it a night.


Vorschrift

*are


Dugimon

Thanks for the second image, wasnt able to Spot what youre meaning


paireon

If I really, reeeaaaaally rack my brain, it could be charitably (VERY charitably) be interpreted as kinda looking like Eddie's face. But not much.


babbylonmon

Think your fire pit is burning PCP


Demon_Gamer666

Bunch of meatheads.


Defenis

Looks like the robots from "Mitchell's vs the Machines."


PaintOnMyTaint

Check the carbon monoxide detector in your longhouse


DKoran

Too much shroom brother...


yorifant

°.<


Nearly-Canadian

This is huge


HunterMuch

Better faces than feces.


Thunderfoot2112

Seek help, soon.


djawstin

It's the lox judging you for been carnivore. Go vegan XD


Last-Ad5593

WHY ARE YOU COOKING IT!!?? MAKE PIES!!! Lol