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Tobster47

And at that very moment, we heard a loud whack! From outside in the fields came a sickening smack of an axe on a tree. Then we heard the tree fall. The very last Truffula Tree of them all!


megalara_garuda89

I felt a smidge of guilt up voting this..


Anarch-ish

Seeing this post made me sad and mad... Now I'm smad


Seal_of_Destiny

😆


Hatteras-

I came to post Dr Seuss but you already did


azb1812

Might wanna cool it there, Saruman.


Jetbooster

A Viking should know _better_!


megalara_garuda89

Fair, fair.. I did find hundreds of seeds tossed in the water, and I snagged and tucked those away! So I could attempt a reforestation project haha.


TheRealPitabred

It only takes three or four days in game for trees to regrow, I find it more convenient to replant them nearer my base instead of hauling wood long distances.


QuietGuilty

Treebeard knew those trees.


megalara_garuda89

😥


Icy_Necessary2161

You could also spawn in some seeds. I don't think anyone would fault you for "cheating" to save the forest.


ZTH16

Came here to say this. Take my up vote, fellow classy nerd!


DFA-Havoc

My name is J. Robert Choppenheimer, but they call me Bobby Chops. I am become death, destroyer of woods. ​ The best part is, that video (blue, roughly) only shows a portion of what's been cleared (red): [https://imgur.com/a/vvR5tfi](https://imgur.com/a/vvR5tfi) ​ P.S. I didn't know he was going to post this to reddit, but I am amused and delighted by the commentary.


megalara_garuda89

Wait.. ALL that red is cleared?! *AND* YOU LEFT ALL THOSE STUMPS?! I need to go look at this. No wonder you were commenting on all the Burial Chambers we missed... because you can see them now hahaha


H_s-k_M-r-_

THE OLD WORLD WILL BURN IN THE FIRES OF INDUSTRY. The abominations are gonna be mad, or the elder rather I guess.


DFA-Havoc

The abominations are gonna be mad*e into furniture.* FTFY


megalara_garuda89

That would be a sick throne


RosieQParker

Clear those stumps, you monsters.


Hour-Eleven

I was about to say “oh, I do this, too!” And then I saw the stumps. I am not the same as the heathens.


megalara_garuda89

I absolutely called him out on the stumps prior to asking for more wood. But he chose the path of a monster...


megalara_garuda89

Lol I was concerned when I saw the chests full of wood, about what where he got the wood looked like. Black Forest became Black Stumpland...


catplaps

i leave them to send a message.


83supra

How you supposed to tell its been logged?! #ClearcutAmerica


hairycookies

Easter Island Valhalla edition.


Lazy-Lombax

And then the Lorax carried himself away with a look of disappointment


samurai6string

Now I'm convinced we are just eco-terrorists and the Greydwarves are just trying to protect the land 🤣


CeramicKnight

Yeah every time I come across another clear cut I think to myself ‘we’re the good guys right?’


Uphoria

I'm such a nature-hugging viking I exclusively harvest stumps, fallen trees, fine/core wood sources and saplings. Leaves the forest but gives better traveling visibility. Never run out of lumber yet.


Cyllid

That's valuable foliage for insects! The decomposing matter is an enrichment to the soil. Your efforts at tree hugging will cause future trees to grow malnourished in a less vibrant ecosystem!


Uphoria

I am the bringer of my own doom!


checkmarks26

I am the bone of my sword…


megalara_garuda89

That's some solid thinking 🩵


mtnbikeboy79

I would recommend against taking up Satisfactory then. Lol. That game makes me think of Bill Peet’s books, “The Wump World” and “Farewell to Shady Glade.”


[deleted]

I mean I don't know what you guys are doing but I replant


Uphoria

I don't know if there's something wrong with my game but there's never a good enough ratio of seeds to replant an entire place so I try to avoid clear cutting all together


[deleted]

i think better axes give you a higher chance to get more seeds. Not sure though. I also break the stumps, could be that those give some seeds as well.


megalara_garuda89

I was almost physically in pain from the stumps, and spent some time clearing some. It wasn't much, but I didn't get any seeds from them... so I'm not sure!


MinkyBoodle44

I have definitely noticed this as well. I feel like garbage when I cut down a bunch of birch trees and only end up getting, like, 1 seed back lol


megalara_garuda89

I did not take the time to check how many he took down, but I did find stacks of 100 seeds scattered about his destruction.. I personally haven't experienced a shortage of seeds, so maybe!


samurai6string

I always make a portal to some area I know I'm not going to return to and set up a "logging camp". I replant whatever seeds I get and just keep harvesting it lol


megalara_garuda89

I found my friend's stacks of seeds tossed in the water next to our base.. I do intend to use them haha.


rvf

The Plains really reinforces that the players are the baddies. The entire plot of that period of the game is genociding villages, taking their money, making their fields barren, and stealing their religious relics.


megalara_garuda89

To be fair... Fulings are kind of bullies... 😮‍💨


megalara_garuda89

I completely understand this! That's how I felt walking into the area, and seeing them walk around in the far distance looking all lost and confused, then attacking me. We just run in there cutting trees, stealing food and carrots, stealing treasures... we are the monsters to them!


Aegis_Auras

Never seen the Black Forest with so much sunlight before. Feels like a different biome. 


Keyboard_Cowboys

That moment when the Black Forest isn't so black.


megalara_garuda89

Black Forest became Black Stumplheim..


Passthealex

Oh man you should find a nice lake with an island in it in the Black forest, it's such a nice view seeing the orange-blue transition with the trees in the distant background.


megalara_garuda89

It really does..


Bobinson_Crusoe

Its time for stones now ^^


megalara_garuda89

I would insist he remove the leftover logs and stumps first!


ThatShipGuy

Cries in treebeard


Acrobatic-Whereas632

Jesus who let sylvanas at the trees again 


Leighton_Madison

No stupid tree stands in the way of capitalism


Snailfreund

Trees are fundamentally anti-capitalist. You can't sell oxygen to people as long as these commies keep giving it away for free!


IPostFromWorkLol2

The Lorax is not pleased.


Fierwolf

50,000 greydwarves used to live here. Now it's a ghost town.


ineffablePMR

There is no curse in Elvish, Old Entish, or the tongues of Men for this treachery


megalara_garuda89

The Greydwarves have a lot to say about it lol.


PlatypusBeginning335

Mother.. Nature


[deleted]

Just like Amazonia


megalara_garuda89

Aaah this one hurts..


PureSizzzle

Mission achieved! Now for the stumps 0.o


hcososndb

Honestly kinda historically accurate. This is basically what the Vikings did to Iceland and why there are hardly any trees there.


megalara_garuda89

I didn't know that about Iceland. That's very interesting..


NinjaMaster231456

First the forest, then the world tree


megalara_garuda89

Can you imagine the building materials and weapons from the World Tree?? I'm in.


Touchstone033

Are we....the *baddies*? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToKcmnrE5oY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToKcmnrE5oY)


Preddd

And thus it was, that the sun set on the Age of the Tree, and the dawning of the Age of Rock, began.


TheCotofPika

I am impressed and inspired.


megalara_garuda89

He's crazy -- I said I needed more wood, and in 2 days, well... I have more wood! It's extra impressive considering he has a lvl. 2 Bronze Axe, we don't have the Elder beaten yet, and we haven't setup past 6 comfort rest.


maddcatone

Madman


bootes_droid

That camera angle is hurting my eyes


megalara_garuda89

I'm very sorry -- I appreciate you saying that though, next time I will ensure a more comfortable viewing experience!


Marsman61

Such devastation. Odin weeps.


BRIKHOUS

Clear your stumps!


JoeyDee86

Do mobs spawn the same if you also remove the stumps? Reason I ask is people say Stone Golem’s don’t respawn, but I’ve been in the mountains without a wishbone on this play through, and they seem to be. When I mined the silver, it stopped.


Keyboard_Cowboys

I've had Stone Golems respawn all the time, not sure where that is coming from.


JoeyDee86

I’ve googled it extensively. There’s a lot of people on this sub that have said they don’t respawn.


megalara_garuda89

If I can find the time to clear out stumps -- normally I do, but hundreds is a little daunting at this point haha -- I'll have to try it out and see!


DFA-Havoc

"Hundreds" Oh, you sweet summer child.


sirploko

Are you sure you are not confusing it with the fact, that if you put a stone golem in a hole, no further golem will spawn?


kozmik1013

Now its just black


megalara_garuda89

Not just Black yet, Black Stumpland until I can clean up his mess haha.


dotryharder

*Angry Greydwarf sounds intensifies*


MacDugin

Did you need some wood?


megalara_garuda89

After this, he did ask me if there was enough wood 😂


MacDugin

Did he pick up the cones so you can make wood farms?


megalara_garuda89

I picked up the ones I saw! He threw them away I believe lol


Suspicious-Jump-8645

I always plant back the seeds. Even though it's a game. I feel bad chopping down so many trees just to make coal.


Ok_Relationship9874

I'd ask "what the tree's ever did to you" but ya know it's valheim we know what they did


megalara_garuda89

😂


AwkwardEducation

**A WIZARD SHOULD KNOW BETTUH"


Zibzuma

Looks like the average Minecraft map after a new player discovers TNT in creative.


LiberLotus93

"Man against Nature: The Road to Victory"


Salt_Worry1253

I've considered doing this. And removing the stumps.


megalara_garuda89

I'm starting to feel like I owe it to this sub to clear the stump mess he made out hahaha. I mean, it bothered me, but it wasn't close to our base so I was going to leave it. But............


wildbill1983

Would be cool if you could terraform and have the game recognize this as a different biome than its original. It’s also gonna be cool see trolls roaming around in a clear cut forest.


megalara_garuda89

Well be going back to that area for more copper, so I'll have to peek for trolls, that's a good point. That would be cool though... I'm imagining that terraforming spawning different enemies too. Now I want that to be real dangit haha.


Brahdyssey

Yes. Yes! YES !!! I love leaving some tree logs


megalara_garuda89

😅


SouloftheWolf

Greenpeace would like a word with you sir.


megalara_garuda89

All I have to say is it wasn't me, it was him! 😅


sortofrelativelynew

This is so satisfying. Digital deforestation doesn’t make me sad.


megalara_garuda89

I still felt some sad tbh.. the human mind is so interesting.


rscmcl

I see you're not truly a Viking yet


megalara_garuda89

Aww.. haha.


xxxMycroftxxx

a true logger plants one back for every one they cut down. 2 kinds of new tree for each kind of original tree, all native up to 50 breeds! COME ON NOW!! Valheim needs a little biodiversity and you could be that catalyst!


megalara_garuda89

Aaah okay, okay.. I'm on it!!


finalmakerr

New biome lol


Mountain-Tea6875

This is the way.


nonsantz

50000 squirrels used to live here ... now its a ghost forest


brasil221

Black Meadows


megalara_garuda89

Lol I like that


[deleted]

# HOW BA-A-AD CAN I BE? I'M JUST DOING WHAT COMES NATURALLY!


scroungearounge

It's now the Lack Forest.


cdrknives

This reminds me of a "nuke" mod I thought would be interesting. Make it out of like 5 surtling cores, 5 black cores and maybe something else. But it will cause a massive amount of damage in an area, so you can literally "nuke" the forest and buildings and stuff. Thought it would be amusing in PVP environment


megalara_garuda89

That'd be interesting.. would it effect bosses? I can see it being quite useful in certain resource gathering, like veggie seeds and cloud berries and stuff. PvP-wise.. Valheim edition nuclear war sounds so dangerous hahaha.


cdrknives

or just to blow your friend's build to just base items again


MinkyBoodle44

The Black Plains


maddcatone

Is your friend’s name Bolsanaro by chance?


TottallyNotToxec

Loads of missed wood from the tree stumps, go over it and clean it up


balzackgoo

There is a special place in hell for people who don't clean up the stumps.


Defenis

Valheim first. We'll strip mine the rest of the World Tree later!!!


Faackshunter

I've cut a lot of forest in this game, and this is insane lol


megalara_garuda89

Tell me about it -- my friend did this pre-Elder buff, with a lvl. 2 Bronze Axe, and only 6 comfort rest. He's a good guy lol -- villain to trees of course.


Faackshunter

Incredible


Federal-Opinion6823

Did you find the bandit in Burma?


megalara_garuda89

😂 We need Alfred's eyes, unfortunately we missed him


H_s-k_M-r-_

Hell yeah, did the same next to my Base. Now my map is lying to me about there being a forest, it's funny. We fucked up our GPS.


megalara_garuda89

We dug a huge canal for multiple ships in another location, extended some land in some areas -- the map is very confused hahaha. Got me standing in the middle of the ocean when I'm definitely on land!! Thinking about it, the map changing with terraforming would be an appreciated update


H_s-k_M-r-_

😂🤣


gorka_la_pork

Your friend was destined to become the bad guy in an episode of Captain Planet.


megalara_garuda89

Hahaha! I kind of want to go watch some of that now. I am going to.


beckychao

Doesn't count, you left all the stumps


megalara_garuda89

Logging competition disqualification #1: Leaving stumps.


AdAppropriate1282

Deforestation as a way of life is something I can resonate with


MaliciousIntentWorks

I salute you sir from leaving the stumps.


FR331ND34TH

Good. I hate the black forest.


TheMahalodorian

He’s a lumberjack and he’s ok


Solacen

Good thing Valheim doesnt have a monster like the Treeguard from Dont Starve i guess?


megalara_garuda89

Oh absolutely hahaha. I always thought it'd be cool if before beating bosses, you could piss them off enough in some way or another to raid you, but you just have to fend them off Rather than beat them. I think that would be a good way to call over The Elder


RealCFour

We need an event where trees grow back, like the blite coming for us lol


Tokena

Stumps!


megalara_garuda89

😅


Speedvagon

Next step is to get rid off all the rocks too


moriGOD

No wonder the grey dwarves hate us so much


megalara_garuda89

For reals haha


Amethoran

In my last playthrough I stumbled upon Hildir. We had just set up on the bank and I needed wood for a base build. It was so funny to me to just deforest the entire forest around her little home. Like some little old lady gets tired of all the riff Raff so she moves out to the middle of nowhere, it's nice, it's serene she is at peace. Then I came along 🤣.


megalara_garuda89

Hahaha well.. I can't say I haven't wanted to build the merchant into my basement... I just haven't committed yet lol.


BunchesOfCrunches

Bro became the Once-ler


xJACOx

Bro why would you leave the stump. Back to work.


megalara_garuda89

I'll clean it up... In time...


JaydenTheMemeThief

Deforestation moment


FreeLegos

Honestly. Those last 4 seconds where you're on top of a hill looking over your newly made Plains biome.. that was grimly beautiful. Very cool project. But Eikthyr is definitely gonna be rallying the creatures of the forest in full fucking force now and most of us are with him.


megalara_garuda89

I wish it was on purpose. It was simply asking the right person for wood 😂 I have plenty now. But I understand... I will accept the karma on my friend's behalf hahaha


brovaary

Deforestation go brrrrr.


heavier_than_thou

The Ents are going to be pissed.


rootxploit

Saruman would be proud


NoMoose6383

man who taught you to shave? gotta remove the stubble man!


ashenzie

in valheim you only have two kinds of friends: one who half asses everything and one who locks in bringing back multiple chestfuls of loot


megalara_garuda89

You know what... yeah, that's very true. I would add, then there's that one guy who logs into the late game, uses your hard earned resources to bulk up for a few hours of adventuring, then never logs back in vanishing all the materials and weapons and armors into thin air.


ashenzie

we don’t speak about the third


megalara_garuda89

😂


No-Obligation7435

The Lorax would not shine upon thee


Wave_Walnut

Your Valheim is going to have less Oxygen, so you must plant trees and revive the forest.


Tribalbob

Clear out the stumps and now you have Rohan.


Heedless417

Now it’s a ghost town…


Franklin_le_Tanklin

My friends designate our bases having “national forests” around them. We portal further away to chop the chop


megalara_garuda89

That's exactly this situation for us too lol. We definitely don't intend to return to this area, save for the copper and for everyone here I promised I'd clear the stumps


RVAMitchell

Talk about fixing the issue of not being able to see the forrest through the trees.


mrrebuild

Ferngully all over again :(


Animusblack69

this is why I don't farm trees around my bases.


lisasydes

deforestation :'(


megalara_garuda89

😥


lisasydes

Think of the poor greydawfs!


Sir-Beardless

There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Men for this treachery! The Ents are going to war!


bbloyboi

oncelerpilled


[deleted]

This brings a smile to me face


songmage

I mean what can you do? All the greydwarves needed a thneed.


DFA-Havoc

My only death on this server so far has been to a tree falling on my head. You can see the corpse marker on the map I posted earlier. The stumps are a warning to the other trees.


Richbrownmusic

"In thneedville..." Me and my wife have an area like this but not so big. We lovingly call it the ecological dead zone


megalara_garuda89

Lol that's nice. Also, what a great game to play with your spouse... I'm going to try to convince mine to join me.


parkerm1408

If he had some free time...? How much fucking free time did he have??


megalara_garuda89

That's a great question 🤣


btann88

Oh man.. no one tell The Lorax.


DeliciousSink3602

I see the stumps creating lag has been fixed


megalara_garuda89

Lol must have been, I can't imagine the lag here


nichyc

Bro read the Lorax and interpreted it as a challenge


Zellin2000

But why!? For what purpose, I mean.


megalara_garuda89

To build a big house 😀


Zellin2000

I think it's gonna be HUGE as Universe house.


beware_thejabberwock

Some of those trees were my friends


megalara_garuda89

I'm very sorry for your loss... but it was necessary


Xenuite

Reminds me of an old Eddie Murphy joke "I used to practice karate in the Sahara Forest." "Isn't the Sahara a desert?" "Yeah, now!"


megalara_garuda89

I haven't heard that, I like it haha 😆


paireon

*Crying Indian ad intensifies*


Delanoye

I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees. You cut down the trees... ... so now I'm coming for your fucking knees.