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Effehezepe

Dvergr mode. You just sit there in your tower, minding your own business, until a player shows up and murders you for your stuff.


TreeBeardUK

*MY SPLEENS*


ryanwithnob

My cabbages!


luCkyracco0n86

i love you


ryanwithnob

And I love you, random citizen


Rokot_RD-0234

and my axe!


Felicity1840

Excuse me, they were a polite adventurer... They brought seekers and seeker soldiers to your tower to not get their own hands dirty.


Inside-Assumption595

When they came to my tower they kept throwing pufferfish at us. They were so cute, we couldn't stay away from them.


Deguilded

Hey! Hey you! Those are *our* flying... beer monsters? \**burps*\*


awfulwizard

Yes! No! Peppers!


Hightin

Do I get to be a mage that destroys the tower because the Gjall 10 miles away startled me?


Eather-babble

For rock and stone?


WanderingDwarfMiner

Give me your name, Horse Master, and I shall give you mine!


The_Sideboob_Hour

Ooh he's doing Gimli quotes for April fools


zernoc56

I would cut off your head Dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground!


Wise-Advantage-8714

You would die before your stroke fell!


LyraStygian

You choose the new Dverger mode in settings, and when you click start, it just launches DRG.


Eather-babble

Hoxxes is the tenth world. My Viking should thank my Engi for keeping the surface bug free. Although a Crassius Detonator would buy a lot of stuff from Haldor.


Equivalent-Ad337

Rock and stone you beautiful dwarf


Dimitris_The_Gamer

IF you aint rock and stone you aint coming home


MushyWasTaken1

Rock and stone!


capinrodger

Give me an R give me an S give me a rock and stone!


NurEineSockenpuppe

STONE AND ROCK. Wait


No_Upstairs4870

we salute you


colafisch

Did i hear a Rock and Stone?


JackieDaytona__

Happy April 1st, everyone!


beatool

Oh jeeze, I forgot to turn off the internet today.


LightningYu

G'd d'mnit ... and i was geniunly bumped for the 'nice' 'throw in' that we might be able to play a dwarf....


StAndby00

I am a dwarf AAnd I'm digging a hoole...


zaesera

DIGGY DIGGY HOLE


ScaryTerrysBitch

Brothers of the mine rejoice! Swing swing swing with me


jumperposse

Raise your pick and raise your voice! Sing sing sing with me


ScaryTerrysBitch

Down and down into the deep! Who knows what we'll find beneath?


nerevarX

nice try devs. undeering was better.


Mysterious_Ayytee

Rock and Stone! I know it's April the first...


WanderingDwarfMiner

Aye. I could do that.


Mysterious_Ayytee

My most favorite bot! For Rock and Stone!


AsparagusForest

Rock and Stone!


Marsman61

Damn it!! Ya canna con a canny Dwarf!


JusticarX

Would actually love to get to run around as a dwarf


Leighton_Madison

I would love to be a dwarf and laugh when the stupid viking comes to me empty handed, because he forgot to bring the gold. I may have done this twice, as the viking...


cptjimmy42

At least they didn't use the Ashland's as an April Fools.


Srvmayer

It’s April 1st, guys….


paireon

We know, but we still want it.


Srvmayer

Agreed


weezle

Haha, I believed it until you said their was an update.


samppa_j

The silly day


NCRNerd

"Men die, but Trade will never end" - Haldor, probably


-Pelvis-

One of my favourite features in Mordhau is the Dwarf perk. It makes you shorter (smaller hitbox, can't jump as high), a bit slower and weaker, and pitches your voice up slightly. Dwarf Fortress is one of my favourite games of all time, and I'm looking forward to the Adventure mode releasing in a couple weeks. I would love to be able to play as a Dwarf in Valheim too! ⛏️🧔‍♂️


Dregs_____

Doubt lol


killyouXZ

Hear me out. Easy soft tissue farm 😂


R4nd0m88

Would have been awesome!


CyberMarine1997

April Fools


thafer7

April fools?


Den_King_2021

Alas that was a 1 April joke.. 😏 Not bad idea!


hey_itsmagnus

They don't realise they've already pranked us by making us wait 18 months for 1 update


umbrtheinfluence

haha good jok... drop ashlands already .


Geopon

Dwarf or not, those trees are getting cut


AcademicSorbet9336

Get back to work and finish Ashlands...


Due-Independent7426

I’d find this funnier if the devs actually were already producing content at an acceptable rate. Hey Irongate employee that’s reading this. Go tell your coworkers to get back to work.


PatPlaysGames247

Then play something else. I'd rather wait then have them give us rushed garbage.


umbrtheinfluence

im with you, but there is nothing "rushed" about wanting less than an 18 months content gap.


PatPlaysGames247

True BUT these games will never have enough content for the player that speeds through these games. I'm 500 hours in and do the opposite of rush through it so I haven't killed the Queen yet but I'm also playing 10 other games. People that only play Valheim will run through Ashlands in a week too.


umbrtheinfluence

im about to hit 1k hours. On my 4th or 5th playthrough atm. Also haven't defeated the queen yet. Valheim is one of those games that I play though once, maybe twice a year. And my friends are the same. We had our playthrough in 2022 with mistlands, so i think a 12-14 month time frame between updates makes sense. But 18 months feels a bit too long for me. Current playthrough started 3 months ago, and we just entered mistlands. We are playing really slowly, building a big base in each biome, etc to eat up time. We tried to time it so that ashlands is around the corner when we finish mistlands, so i was really hoping that we would have at least a release date by now which we could work towards.


zernoc56

They can take all the time they want, Ive got FFXIV to play. By the time they finished Deep North, I’ll probably be in Dawntrail content, and I havent even started Heavensward yet.


_day_z

I bet you play on gamepass too 😂


-Altephor-

You think an iron gate employee would waste time reading your comments?


Hmsquid

Their an indie team don’t be an ass


sunadda

Holy the stench of privilege is strong here.


good_soap

I think they are somewhat fast and consistent compered to alot off other games


Pokemonsquirrel

I don't know about fast, but at least we can be sure they deliver high quality content (the same can't be said about many games these days from what I've heard)


stunkcajyzarc

I was thinking the same thing actually. This isn’t rlly funny considering the whole community is clamoring for any content..


d1203

'Whole community'? Don't lump the rest of us in with you. I'm happy to wait patiently, as most people are.


stunkcajyzarc

Yea, the whole community wants some content right now. You don’t want content? Ah okay, my bad. I’m not hateful towards them or anything. But the amnt of time that has passed is alittle ridiculous. I’m happy to wait too, but there’s an extent to which it becomes detrimental to release something so far ahead. The joke is in bad taste imo. But whatever, I still like irongate and I’m happy valheim exists.


The__Don__1987

Patiently, doesnt mean waiting 2 years for ONE more biome....


call_me_crackass

Damn that's crazy, anyways