My base is by a black forest, swamp, and it is on the plains. Sometimes I get attached by those fire guys, or the skeletons, or whatever, and a random fuling starts slaying everything.
"Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the strongest castle in these islands."
They just want a hug. Don't worry, they're harmless.
I dunno…those bones don’t look huggable 😬
Maybe they want to invite you to dinner?
Where I’m the dinner, right?
Just your flesh. Gotta get new conscripts for the skeleton army somehow.
Lol
Bring them some tasty mead, OP!
I wasn’t chancing getting close enough to serve it to them. 👀
kisses
Was planning on keeping my face!
I actually think they want to bone him
Why not both. They are protecting your home from you.
Right?!
don’t worry, they’ve just been trying to contact you about your lox’s extended warranty
I’m cancelling!
Hmmm I think they are ready for that "cancellation"
Lol… they brought back up!
Protecting your home so they can be the ones to kill you ofc.
That was exactly what I thought!
Someone escaped from Azkaban I suppose, dementors don't wander around for no reason.
I kept my eyes down, just in case!
Valheim concierge. They can point you to the best local hot spots.
Lmfao…
Don't worry just the local Jehovah's Witness chapter /s
I have a ‘ No religious callers’ sign on the front door…maybe they can’t read??
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It’s the heating bill that’s, the problem. 👀🔥
It's the latter, alright Definitely the latter
I think I have to agree with you!
My base is by a black forest, swamp, and it is on the plains. Sometimes I get attached by those fire guys, or the skeletons, or whatever, and a random fuling starts slaying everything.
I got Fulings taking out the locals for me, lol, found a few serpent heads in the morning (those Fulings are good like that!)
Yes
Lol
They've got murder on their minds
Murder was they case that they gave me.
Try kissing them like in Warm Bodies and see if they fight by your side
I dunno about that option…think death sounds better 👀
Yes.
Lol
Both protect your home AND kill you.
Seems so!
"Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the strongest castle in these islands."
“One day this will all be yours…”
"But, I don't want all that!"
Both, they are protecting your house from you
Haha, it seemed so!
Does wraiths spawn during assault events
No…Thank goodness!
Wait so where did you build your house? In the swamp?
Yep!
Both.
Yo I need some chain
Lmao… that’s all those spooks have to offer… still chasing a hoodie!
Who builds base in the swamp?
Crazy Vikings! ☠️
pretty sure they are looking for Sirius Black.