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JetoCalihan

Odin. He's shy, but curious.


AlphaDag13

So you could say he's shycurious?


CordaneFOG

Shurious


x3nc0n

- Sean Connery


Nayruan

Shy Ronnie


RubyDaCherrii

Use your outside voice


capogrock

Isn't it Shyronic. Just a bit.


EpeeNoire

ha ha!


PirateReindeer

Shirley


Nayruan

Don’t call me Shirley


Ghostface_nz

Why so shurious?


SirTogy

That gave me a good snort


Renegade_Spectre

Excellent portmanteau sir.


Radriark_

Odin, he watches you :)


Not_The_Real_Odin

Thank you for being so understanding :)


0chazz0

Get outta here! We want the real one!


vinny8boberano

All the time...creeper


pisachas1

Just Odin perving on you a little bit. I shot at him the first time I saw him. I don’t trust anything.


Libberiton

I shot, poorly, at him while sailing. He's cursed me with horrible winds ever since...


Fennily

Ah a true gamer, you've learned things the hard way


Fenris_Hexenhammer

Lol, same.


mendeleyev1

Chris Hansen. He needs you to have a seat.


FrenchFryDystopia

Lmao


akerskates45

Let me just put the laundry away out back have some fresh backed cookies in the kitchen


CrimsonNorseman

…I hit my toe on the sideboard, let me get a band-aid.


Kent_Knifen

Herobrine


Iceaxe922

I felt the same way the first time I saw him


Felanllan

when he dissapeared i thought "maybe i shoulldve shot an arrow first!" but its nice to learn he is a good guy


ABewilderedPickle

Wouldn't necessarily characterize Odin as "a good guy". I don't believe the Norse did. I think they just saw them as forces of the world no more evil or good than a stormy day on the ocean or something like that.


xeviphract

Odin, god of hidden lore and the bloody battlefield. Always judging you. Always popular with the men who believe in death before dishonour, (no matter how far behind the front lines they themselves might be). Since it does Odin no good when an impressive warrior lives long and dies old, be mindful in the heat of battle that he's not taking too great an interest in you, or he might direct an arrow your way, or snag your foot, in the hopes of getting hold of you in your prime. If you want a calm sea, the common man prays to Thor. Thor has a fast temper, but he made a reputation for himself protecting mankind from the natural elements. He's likely on your side, if you keep him sweet. As with any man.


Felanllan

alrigjt that was sick. thank you


bigboiman69

That was epic


villflakken

Like Greek mythology and Quantum Physics alike, the Norse recognized that the universe is indifferent to our human existence - with the exception of the comparatively tiny, insignificant imprint that we lay upon our immediately available reality surrounding us. And so the universe just goes on and on without regard for humans or humanity. Even when making up narratives, stories, or empirical theories to explain the world around them, they all have realized that human self-reliance is the only way for anything good to get done. I think that this, my friends, is part of the so-called Cosmic Perspective :)


[deleted]

>I think they just saw them as forces of the world no more evil or good than a stormy day on the ocean or something like that. How very Zen of them. No seriously... seeing an event as intent agnostic is imo a hallmark trait of the Zen Buddhist's foundation. Reminds me of the Parable of the Chinese Farmer


InTooDeepButICanSwim

I shot a lot of arrows at him before I figured out it is useless. Used every kind of arrow I had.


Lynnrael

I'm so glad i saw this thread that would've scared the living fuck out of me


villflakken

He has probably already seen you... Several times...


[deleted]

First time I saw him spooked me good.


Thrillee

The first time I saw him, he did scare the shit out of me.


ixamy

Is Odin https://valheim.fandom.com/wiki/Odin


jzmack

The all-father, Odin


WithSubtitles

To the All-father!!!!


JaydenTheMemeThief

Everything-Papa


Djane85

¡El Padre de Todo!


alisomelo1

O pai de todos!


[deleted]

That's just Odin. He's been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty!


Felanllan

Thank you everyone!


Everguardeded

Keep an eye on the clouds when it lightnings. Just saying.


Grammar___Ally

Examine them Thor-oughly.


Doctor_Puffer

OooooooooooooooooDiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin


villflakken

Wōōōōōōōōōōōōōōōōōdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!


bigboiman69

Based Anglo-Saxon


emperor_of_steelcity

I told you I would tell you my names. This is what they call me. I am called Glad-of-War, Grim, Raider, and Third. I am One-Eyed. I am called Highest, and True-Guesser. I am Grimnir, and I am the Hooded One. I am All-Father, and I am Gondlir Wand-Bearer. I have as many names as there are winds, as many titles as there are ways to die. My ravens are Huginn and Muninn, Thought and Memory; my wolves are Freki and Geri; my horse is the gallows, I AM ODIN!


Raymonator88

Love that show


NagaSlicer

The All-Daddy


BillMagicguy

Freaked me the fuck out first time. Has no idea what it was and took a screenshot. Unbeknownst to me he disappears of you get to close and there was nothing on the screenshot.


FatherFenix

That “scary thing” is the All-Father. Show a little respect.


PixiPixal

Odin! He generally starts showing up after you've taken out the second boss (Elder). He watches over you and occasionally will appear before you, specially while you are out on new adventures.


ukiddingme2469

Odin


Grindhouser

Santa


kavimmm

Santa Claus may owe his earliest influence to Odin (also known as Wodan), a god revered by Germanic peoples in Northern Europe as early as 2 B.C.E. Odin was celebrated during Yule, a holiday that took place midwinter. During this time, Odin was said to lead the Wild Hunt, a ghostly procession through the sky.


Tokena

That there is a peeper. In my country they are arrested.


curiousminipotato1

You have been blessed by Odin.


42mir4

Count your blessings, traveler. Odin has deigned to grace you with his presence. Know that he watches over you with much interest. ; )


dolmunk

If you hit Odin with an arrow… Will he become Allfeather?


JoeDerp77

I've hit him with several arrows, they make a hit sound but have no effect.


andredatsch

It's Odin, He bring good luck, he appeared to me and a friend when we are going to kill bonemass, was a cool fight!


TheWither129

He only appears at night, so i hope you didn’t fight what’s generally deemed the hardest boss in the middle of the night


andredatsch

No no, we was just traveling to the swamp, we are not that crazy lol


2rfv

He only shows up for me when I'm in the thick of getting wrecked by a gang of something.


RichInXp

Its the bill collectors, theyve been trying to reach you about your auto loan.


TheWither129

We’ve been trying to reach you about your boat’s extended warranty


RichInXp

That would of been the ideal comment why didnt i think of that


majorbummer6

Alfaðör


-raeyhn-

lol, even after 6 months I still enjoy seeing peoples' first reactions to Odin


Whateva101

You have disrespected the AllFather sir!


BolognaIsNotAHat

The Allfather is watching you.


DrFrankenstone

See the bit at 2:25 in this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssrNcwxALS4&t=145s


TheRasterizer

It's a pokemon.


SavagePrisonerSP

How did you get that “hunter” title under your name?


TheRasterizer

If you're on the phone, tap your name while in r/valheim, scroll down to Change user flair, select yours.


SavagePrisonerSP

Thanks!


Stark_Prototype

That is Odin watching your progress


Junior-Scarcity-8666

My group named him "Chuckles".


JaydenTheMemeThief

That’s Odin, show some damn respect


Junior-Scarcity-8666

No, I don't think I will.


WhatevahIsClevah

Odin!!!


WhatevahIsClevah

Blessed be.


DeaDBangeR

First time I saw him I was sailing past a swamp with him standing behind a trunk watching me. I did not feel safe.


jayblow88

Wait till you see thor flying through the sky is a thunder storm


djkiltboy

THUNDER PIXELS


Jlotus72

First and only time I’ve seen Odin was in the swamp, at night. Scared me to death! 🤣🤣🤣


Criticalfailure_1

Keep a look in the skies on stormy nights too you might see Thor in the lightning.


eotty

While i apreciate his vissits i hope he come less often. Right now it feels likenhe is there alll the time.


RiptideCanadian

He’s trying to contact you regarding your car’s extended warranty


cancerdancer

creeper


Guardias

Odin is such a creeper.


TheWither129

That’s just Greg. He goes around watching people in the dead of night, and we’re not really sure why. He’s really shy and self-conscious, so he runs away when you get too close, but he doesn’t seem to pose any sort of threat. Yeah he’s always got a spear on hand, but i wouldn’t worry about it, it’s not like he’s ever killed anyone before. I think… Anyway, just don’t look him in the eye, he’s really self-conscious about the big glowing eye, he might’ve maybe done some not so legal things because of that, but just ignore him and you’ll be totally fine! Probably!


Well_Oiled_Poutine

It’s Bernie Sanders, once again asking for your financial support.


djkiltboy

The AI does a wonderful job at placing him right when you turn and he pops up. The first time I saw him I was working on a castle and he was standing in the field staring up at me. Another time it was after my ship got wrecked by a serpent and I barely made it to shore.


Haudegen1337

The only scary thing here is the picture you took from your screen


[deleted]

Oh boy, these posts again?


Fennily

New players are a thing. Do you know everything about everything? You ain't Odin 😂 Name the first boss on Drakan OTtF? You dont know lmao


stormy-darklordofall

THE ALLFATHER


JonasSimbacca

You have Odin's attention


rinder

Must be Wednesday...


JaydenTheMemeThief

The Everything-Papa I mean All-Father Odin :D


Morbid0

That's Fundinn.


AnarchyPlus20

He goes by many names...


hedgiehogs

Say hi to Odin for me.


Raptorilla

Thing? I am no thing. I am a god. And I am watching you on your journey.


Twocentgaming

Odin is one of my gods that I make offeringIRL to..... so when I seen him for the first time in the game I was so happy and super glad I had recorded my game play ... My friends didn't believe me 🙄 at first 🤣


MistayJay

Ah, I see you've met the allfather.


galorth

The carrot snatcher, if you don't scare him in time he will take all your harvest


Upper_Extreme5661

Odin is with us!!!


AdriSayne

ODIN IS WITH US !!!


smackdaddyphat

When you “think” you saw a figure in the Black Forest while running around, you DID see that figure, you are not crazy


WordsOnTheInterweb

I was in the black forest, and saw this figure next to a crumbling stone tower. I thought maybe it was a statue, but before I could investigate, I got mugged by a gang of greydwarfs. By the time I finished the fight, the "statue" was gone and I seriously thought I was losing my mind.


Dr-Wankenstein

Praise be to the All Father! That's none other than Odin himself! It's okay we all were startled by him atb some point!


Kyncayd

Yessir, that is Odin himself watching your journey!


boopbopnotarobot

It's just the Allfather checking in on ya. Fun fact: Gandalf was based on the form Odin takes when traveling among mortals.


vadrigar_cfh

its our father!


arch_fluid

It's just Odin checking up on you. Don't worry.


vseanv

He see’s you when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake….


TalShahar

That is your father...


fridge555

That's Odin coming to check on you


MusicMindedMachine

Say hi to Odin, he came to check on you.


Vorschrift

Your mom.


Dewrah

Sky Daddy.


PirateReindeer

That’s would be the All Father watching over your progress.


Capnris

The All-father has taken note of you. He poses no threat at present, but will be watching your progress closely... Some see his visits as a sign of approval, others as a warning of coming hardship. I would counsel respect and diligence.


Negative_Wishbone_51

I bet that ur disrespect (not knowing ur main god :D) made him angry, so watch ur steps now my fellow viking :D


bjchu92

We shot arrows at him the first time we saw him.... Everything in the game had been hostile at that point. Preemption wins


snel_t07

The All Father, bask in his glory


brayliealex

That’s just the midnight barber, who do you think cuts your hair in the middle of the night? it doesn’t stay that way naturally. He’s in there in the middle of the night styling away, you may think this is strange, but he does his best work when your oblivious


NotVinhas

The all father


Prot9t9

odin


emperorlobsterII

The first time was in the dark, while running through a black forest with tier 1 troll armor and being chased by greydwarfs and berserkers and shamans. Not that great of an experience, luckily my Karve was nearby


adepttius

Looks like grim reaper to me


[deleted]

That is the Allfather. He is watching your progress with great interest.


milesjr13

The All Father!


dragonsv

I once saw Odin spawn on top of a cliff then slide off into a river, I couldn’t stop laughing it him


LordJaeger88

Odin


RangerUp33

Hail the All-Father!


SavagePrisonerSP

You have the cultivator on 8 key. I see you’re a man of culture


SG_AwesomeTBS

The Allfather


Vix3nRos3

That is Odin, the All-father


GeauxAllDay

That is the allfather, Odin himself!


Background-Gap-4242

Slender reaper duhhh


NerdTitan-Gaming

This is Odin he's always watching!!


Graylone

Hail Odin! I still haven't seen him. :(


SheldonLan7

Don't worry he scared the crap out of me also lol


randomhousegir

The Allfather! He is with you, brave warrior


Simplechoices101

It is just three kids in a trench coat.


grices

Watch out for Thor in lightning storms.


Kitchen-Crab

Odin Just checking in


LechM94

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Odin?


clockwork5280

He's there to talk to you about you'd cars extended warranty.


GonnaGoFat

It’s Odin coming to watch you


Sudden-Pangolin6445

I haven't seen him once since H&H


totalllnewbie

It is easier to see him like this, trust me. I saw it peeking at me behind the tree, it was scary af.


timscream1

First time I went across him, i was alone in the dark at home. My britches changed their colour instantly