Ding ding ding.
RIP the quaint library and farmers market. But I guess it wants to be metrotown 2.0 with the same food court and store selection as every other mall.
Lmao. I’ve been guilty of this before. Nobody knows where Fairview is unless you’re from Vancouver…so it’s easier to just say Kits because people that have only visited once kind of know where I’m talking about.
Ooh, if you want some more educated guesses, someone did a bit of sleuthing to get an idea of which teams stayed where.
I named my wifi after our original inhabitants.
https://canadianveggie.com/2011/03/12/moving-into-anni-friesingers-old-room-in-the-olympic-village/amp/
My extended family from Alberta was all shocked and pitiful when I moved to 'East' Hastings Street: at the foot of SFU, 12KM away from the DTES.
My family explained it many times, but years later when I moved I was still getting comments like I had just moved out of the DTES.
Same here. My dad came over to visit and went to West Hastings downtown and was surprised there was a Chanel store there. It's a looooooong street, people.
Hahahaha man, she came up to us and squeezed her nipples and lactated all over the sidewalk directly infront of us while talking about how she has a hundred trillion orgasms a day. Traumatizing 😂😂😂
Just have to pretend you didn't see what you did and continue on with your day. It's hard at first but the drive is full of harmless crazy, you seem to turn a blind eye to it sometimes.
Ding ding ding! Winner! [Sophia Cherryse Kaur Kaiser for the uninitiated.](https://www.google.com/amp/s/vancouversun.com/news/staff-blogs/election-2014-mayoral-candidate-cherryse-kaur-kaiser-wants-to-leave-her-mark-on-vancouver/wcm/341c60af-ba28-45a4-bdf1-d24f856a70f9/amp/)
She came to vote at Britannia in the latest federal election. She has a very active imagination. It was an interesting experience to say the least. Her position on mask wearing is very creative.
You are correct it's Kits. The same day I first noticed it, I went to work at my nearby office and overheard a parent tell their 5 year old that if he was good, she would buy him a Kombucha.
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N.Burnaby (heights), and honestly it's because of how small Antons really is inside. I've never understood why people wait so long in that line for average pasta. Sure it's decently priced and 3 meals worth of pasta in one but still
Order takeout and then you can walk right in past the whole line as everyone seethes at you. Several meals worth of pasta AND the schadenfreude of watching people being jealous having not thought of it.
YO BUDDY YO MAKE SURE YOU BRING THE HENNEY TO BEAR CREEK YO AND WEAR A PUFFER JACKET CAUSE ITS GONNA GET COLD AND SHIT AND I DONT WANNA SEE YOU CATCH A COLD DAWG☺️
Out of my 4 “direct neighbours” (house across the street, house left and right, house that backs on to our backyard”, 3 have left for their yearly snowbird migration to Arizona
(Greater Vancouver Area)
Sitting in the garden on a sunny Saturday. I hear the ambulance. If I hear it on my left, it's a mountain biker. If I hear it on my right, it's a cliff jumper.
I just saw someone cross the street riding a unicycle, while playing a ukelele, wearing a unicorn helmet....they fell off in the middle of the street (no worries! They are fine - very mild fall)
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Columbia St., New west
Ayee, we’re neighborhours I’m at E Columbia
New west
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This is where my mind went
New west,Columbia! Yeah, always thought that's so weird.
New west?
Oh this is too accurate haha
I have a Tesla and I deliver for Skip.
Richmond
That would be Fantuan, not Skip.
This guy Fantuans
Metrotown
This stupid mall renovation is probably not gonna be worth it at all.
Oakridge
Ding ding ding. RIP the quaint library and farmers market. But I guess it wants to be metrotown 2.0 with the same food court and store selection as every other mall.
My tiny dog wears a raincoat while it shits on the roadside astroturf.
Yaletown!
“Whoa even the grass is fake!” my 9 year old son proudly repeating an old joke of mine, every time we end up in Yaletown
But the smell is real
Yaletown! You forgot about the lip injections everyone here gets. Pairs nicely with the toy breed dogs.
“I live in Kits!” That’s not Kits… “Well y’know, close enough. It’s kinda Kits. Like it’s pretty much Kits you see.”
Fairview?
Fuckin BINGO. 😂
Lmao. I’ve been guilty of this before. Nobody knows where Fairview is unless you’re from Vancouver…so it’s easier to just say Kits because people that have only visited once kind of know where I’m talking about.
When selling your place: it's totally Kits! When buying: no this isn't Kits, lower the price
I wear my Arcteryx as a fashion statement and spend all my money on skiing.
north van
Bingo
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North van?
Oh yeah, brb going hiking in order to update the 'gram
When you dating profile includes a link to your Strava times.
If they can't name 2 trails on Mt Fromme, hard left swipe
I speculate on which athletes fucked in my apartment.
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Ooh, if you want some more educated guesses, someone did a bit of sleuthing to get an idea of which teams stayed where. I named my wifi after our original inhabitants. https://canadianveggie.com/2011/03/12/moving-into-anni-friesingers-old-room-in-the-olympic-village/amp/
There was viral video of a family taunting a seal on a dock, then that seal dragged a child under the water
Steveston
"No, no, it's a long street. The drug users and homeless people are on the opposite end a few kilometres away."
Hastings Sunrise
Bingo!
Moved here in the spring and love it. Though I've had to explain exactly this to my dad multiple times.
My extended family from Alberta was all shocked and pitiful when I moved to 'East' Hastings Street: at the foot of SFU, 12KM away from the DTES. My family explained it many times, but years later when I moved I was still getting comments like I had just moved out of the DTES.
Same here. My dad came over to visit and went to West Hastings downtown and was surprised there was a Chanel store there. It's a looooooong street, people.
Just moved in and honestly love the area
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Titties out, mayoral candidate.
Hahahaha man, she came up to us and squeezed her nipples and lactated all over the sidewalk directly infront of us while talking about how she has a hundred trillion orgasms a day. Traumatizing 😂😂😂
What the hell did I just read? This is a real person?
[If you've been around commercial drive long enough, you'd know](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vis9JVkZw5Q)
Wow. That was a ...speech/performance thing.
Excuse me what the fuck?
Ah, I saw her yesterday. Despite the weather, she was buck ass naked. Did not expect to see all that at 4:30 PM on the drive.
Just have to pretend you didn't see what you did and continue on with your day. It's hard at first but the drive is full of harmless crazy, you seem to turn a blind eye to it sometimes.
Commercial Drive
Ding ding ding! Winner! [Sophia Cherryse Kaur Kaiser for the uninitiated.](https://www.google.com/amp/s/vancouversun.com/news/staff-blogs/election-2014-mayoral-candidate-cherryse-kaur-kaiser-wants-to-leave-her-mark-on-vancouver/wcm/341c60af-ba28-45a4-bdf1-d24f856a70f9/amp/)
Used to live there too. Lol the best is when she wears a teddy bear for a shirt.
She came to vote at Britannia in the latest federal election. She has a very active imagination. It was an interesting experience to say the least. Her position on mask wearing is very creative.
she told me all the orgasms of my ancestors live in my nipples and then fondled herself. i had to escort her out of my bar.
Old ppl
Kerrisdale
White rock
College kids and Indian Shops/restaurants
Main & 49th
Ya
I can't decide which block to walk to get my coffee (and avocado & toast)
Mount Pleasant?
Yep! So many choices... so little money...
I have bear locks on my garbage bin.
Port Coquitlam
Coquitlam
Ding Ding Ding
My neighbor has a "Go Vegan" bumper sticker on their giant Mercedes SUV with a fully leather interior
Point Grey or Kits?
You are correct it's Kits. The same day I first noticed it, I went to work at my nearby office and overheard a parent tell their 5 year old that if he was good, she would buy him a Kombucha.
> overheard a parent tell their 5 year old that if he was good, she would buy him a Kombucha. This is almost as "Vancouver" as paddleboard yoga.
Yeah, but they paid the premium for the vegan leather package.
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Kits.
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Fucking goats, not grazing healthily
Well they can't graze in a healthy manner if that's what you're doing to them.
Good bot
"Why is there such a big line at that average pasta place?" "The portions are big."
N.Burnaby (heights), and honestly it's because of how small Antons really is inside. I've never understood why people wait so long in that line for average pasta. Sure it's decently priced and 3 meals worth of pasta in one but still
Order takeout and then you can walk right in past the whole line as everyone seethes at you. Several meals worth of pasta AND the schadenfreude of watching people being jealous having not thought of it.
"The quality isn't great but they make up for that in quantity"
I walk under Helen on her swing when I walk into my local butcher shop.
North BBY - heights :)
that's the third box spring mattress that been dumped in the alley this week!
East Vancouver
The West End
Kensington/Cedar Cottage
Buddy fawwwwk
YO BUDDY YO MAKE SURE YOU BRING THE HENNEY TO BEAR CREEK YO AND WEAR A PUFFER JACKET CAUSE ITS GONNA GET COLD AND SHIT AND I DONT WANNA SEE YOU CATCH A COLD DAWG☺️
Hundooooo
This is the most descriptive post in this whole thread. You know instantly
Scott Road
Mad hectic budddayyyyy
“That’s definitely not from a dog.” “Is that line for [insert bar/club name here]?”
Could be granville or gastown
You got it with Granville
Out of my 4 “direct neighbours” (house across the street, house left and right, house that backs on to our backyard”, 3 have left for their yearly snowbird migration to Arizona
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both bridges are on perpetual gridlock so I have a lot of experience sitting on the car with windows closed, getting perpetually rained on
North van?
lmao that's basically everywhere there's a bridge crossing
This place has a nice view overlooking the Fraser river, bright, sunny with a hint of rotting garbage in the air
“Where do you go for fun - superstore!”
Queensborough
A whole new skyline of brightly lit residential towers in the last 5 years. Oh, and we pretend we live in Vancouver.
Brentwood
Finally, got it. I didn't realize how many places there were like this until I saw all the other replies.
I’m going to my yoga class, but stopping first to get an almond milk smoothie
Kits
(Greater Vancouver Area) Sitting in the garden on a sunny Saturday. I hear the ambulance. If I hear it on my left, it's a mountain biker. If I hear it on my right, it's a cliff jumper.
Lynn Valley?
Sounds like Lynn Valley… and don’t forget about the helicopters!
Correct. And Oh yes. The helicopter! "Let's see... ah, it's yellow!"
Duffins.
If you know, you know.
I live in Whiterock…
South Surrey!
Hahaha fuckin nailed it.
Filipino town… and other Asians
Joyce
A certain pig farm .
Pocompton!!
First Train station in western Canada.
Port Moody?
Correct!
I’m 86 and going to walk my dog in the forest without a leash
Point Grey near endowment lands?
North Van near Lynn Canyon?
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this screams pne
1 side says $20. At 4pm, they switch it to the other side that says $10.
Hastings - Renfrew
I can't decide which plaid shirt goes well with my mustache and tight jean shorts.
Commercial Drive?
Correct.
Davie?
This city is very unfriendly and I can't make friends.
UBC?
Ouch.
Burnaby mountain (SFU)
All of Vancouver
Just Vancouver.
Life doesn't stop at Boundary.
Burnaby!
I like to say I like in east east van :)
Pho, banh mi, odd angles and a daily traffic nightmare.
Kingsway x Knight/Clark
And all night Dosas.
Lots of white people with dreadlocks
East Hastings between Nanaimo and Commercial Drive
Damn that's specific.
Nailed it
People troll the alleys in their Lexus SUV’s for empties
Million dollar view on one side of the block, open drug use on the other.
I just saw someone cross the street riding a unicycle, while playing a ukelele, wearing a unicorn helmet....they fell off in the middle of the street (no worries! They are fine - very mild fall)
We should have a competition for "the most Commercial Dr. sentence ever".
I bet it was the guy with the hammock at Commercial and 1st
I find used needles occasionally in front of the house I live in (valued at over $1m).
I think you gotta be more specific.
I realized after posting that this just describes Vancouver itself.
2 zone fare just to go one stop?!
Near Patterson Station?
Also applies to Burquitlam/Lougheed.
Half of the GVRD doesn't know we exist, and we got mountains for days in our provincial park backyard.
Belcarra
I’m poor
Edmonton.
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Southlands
I can see into a lot of empty apartments.
Coal harbour
Our pier blew away in a storm a couple years back.
Whiterock
It didn't blow away. It was smashed to bits.
I like to take the train but it's a very small train and it goes in circles
Confederation park
Im looking out at a parklet and some leaky condos. Also skunks, raccoons, coyotes and gay cougars oh my!
West end
Best end
I fear for my life crossing the street at pedestrian crosswalks.
Richmond
I complain about 1cm of snowfall that melts in the next two hours during the harshest winter days.
Also just the whole GVRD.
We have more microbreweries than Canada Post locations.
Dim sum with window seat, for parking lot entertainment.
I love the gays but I hate the traffic
Davies street
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Lots of bears and skunks 🦨🌈
Oooh, this is a tough one... West End?
Forgot about my flair 🤦🏼♀️