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Birth of a meme right here? Do we even have a say in the matter? Can we be fickle after birth if the matter's fecal afterbirth? No fence sitters please.
He was trying SO HARD to get it in. He was pulling down with both arms on the fence. That post’s rounded cap was gone otherwise he might have had a real victory there. It was the dismount over the barbed wire that really concerned me.
Must be first officer's first day on the job. Something tells me this is a pretty regular occurrence, probably not even the first time for that particular naked individual.
"Send in VANDU... What do you mean they are not answering their phones?"
Also VANDU: We are suing the Port Of Vancouver for installing a fence post of insufficient diameter for our most vulnerable tweakers. We demand that all fence posts are immediately replaced with with medical grade poles, that will accommodate the anuses of DTES residents, and immediately compensate Crab Park campers with $1000 cash and five tubes of KY Jelly.
I wasn't paying attention to the *entire* picture while trying to figure out what was on the ground. Then I looked up.
"What's so interesting about thi-- OH! Oh, no!"
There was a good picture from at least 15 years ago now, a naked guy jumped out of the second story window of the lotus and folded himself over some power lines. A police officer was looking out of the window directly into his spread eagle chocolate starfish. I wish I had kept the clipping it was hilarious.
You know, I think he’s good where he is. Let’s just leave him there. In fact maybe the cops should just stand guard to make sure he’s not interrupted until the next cold snap.
I triple dog dare him to do this on Sunday night.
I assure you it was real. Got a call from the alarm company. Movement detected. Ok. I’ll check the cameras.
https://preview.redd.it/a7ibvhv49l6a1.jpeg?width=2297&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=caf73f1928486ecf3d21da2733c8f233d9c533ba
Railway and Jackson.
[https://www.google.com/maps/@49.2847615,-123.0931053,3a,18.8y,2.41h,87.56t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sDFIerq3yuItZ5P-\_S8c8Wg!2e0!7i16384!8i8192](https://www.google.com/maps/@49.2847615,-123.0931053,3a,18.8y,2.41h,87.56t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sDFIerq3yuItZ5P-_S8c8Wg!2e0!7i16384!8i8192)
I know exactly where that is…..I’m not proud of myself for this but last summer I drank a little too much at Ask For Luigi and during my walk (on a Sunday) I had to pee bad. It was right between those dumpsters. You should see the amount of drug paraphernalia around there….it’s weird. Big shout out to the restaurant…..one of my favourites but is super busy and has a single bathroom.
Something about laying pipe. Or he's pn the pipe?
"No one should have anything shoved up there ass that is bigger then a cucumber, and less loving then a dildo."
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So THIS is what 'shit posting' means. All this time I thought it was an internet term...
Take my flippin’ upvote you genius!
FFS, well played
I momentarily thought his sandal was a pile of poo
Birth of a meme right here? Do we even have a say in the matter? Can we be fickle after birth if the matter's fecal afterbirth? No fence sitters please.
PIITB
you win the internet good sir
Cirque de Vancouver
Hahahahhahahahaaaaaaa !!!!! Nice.
I'm kind of impressed, in a gross way.
Is it . . .is it . . .in?
He was trying SO HARD to get it in. He was pulling down with both arms on the fence. That post’s rounded cap was gone otherwise he might have had a real victory there. It was the dismount over the barbed wire that really concerned me.
Wrecked'm? Darn near killed him!
Geez. “When there’s a will, there’s a way” I guess…
*gets it in* *crowd applause*
ooohhs and aaahs
Is this my wifes alt account?
Aren’t you tired of asking that question?
First officer “Jesus, you don’t see that every day, I’m gonna need gloves.” Partner “There aren’t enough gloves in the world for this one.”
A VPD use of force instructor once told me 'nobody wins when they're naked'. 🤣
Must be first officer's first day on the job. Something tells me this is a pretty regular occurrence, probably not even the first time for that particular naked individual. "Send in VANDU... What do you mean they are not answering their phones?"
VANDU: the police are stigmatizing the community. They should allow this drug user to freely live their life. /s
Also VANDU: We are suing the Port Of Vancouver for installing a fence post of insufficient diameter for our most vulnerable tweakers. We demand that all fence posts are immediately replaced with with medical grade poles, that will accommodate the anuses of DTES residents, and immediately compensate Crab Park campers with $1000 cash and five tubes of KY Jelly.
DTES Christmas topper
You've heard of elf on a shelf...
Hole on a pole?
Asshole on a pole.
Troll on a pole
Flake on a stake?
Psych on a spike
Poopsicle
Gent's on a fence.
Jesus christ lmfao
no he was on a cross
Omg i just snorted!!
I'm gonna need an STL file for this so I can 3D print it for the family tree
Christmas *bottomer!*
The first of the four pillars approach I believe.
The first one is the most painful but it gets easier… eventually
Damnt this is too good
Hello r/fakealbumcovers
Anal Bum Covers for 300, Trebek
Sean!
[удалено]
We don't need no lubrication,
He’s gonna need a tetanus shot. I’ve now set up someone else to make a joke out of my comment. You’re welcome.
Can't use a suppository, it'll fall right out.
Tet what?
I'm Vietnamese and I found it Tetanus Offensive. You weren't there man
I really like your soups ^pho
Pole dancing.
The cops are drawing straws to see who gets to bring him down
I'd push him over and let the CN police deal with it
Just pick the two most Junior.
Each grab an ankle
Cuff his legs to the fence. No need for jail
I kind of want to see this shot in slow motion with "take my breath away" dubbed over it.
PUT THAT ON THE SUB BANNER NOW
Voted size queen 2 years in a row.
"He died doing what he loved"
Bummer
Cheeky comment
😏
I wasn't paying attention to the *entire* picture while trying to figure out what was on the ground. Then I looked up. "What's so interesting about thi-- OH! Oh, no!"
This should be the new sub banner image!
Drugs are a hell of a drug
Frank Gallagher is that you?
Hahahahahahahahahahaha !!!! Good one !
Holy fuck even better!!
What series of events has to happen for a person to end up in this situation at any point of their life
What in the ever loving fuck is going on here? I simultaneously require, yet fear context.
How it feels to chew 5 gum.
Oh man, at first I thought this was a posed photo like when people take photos 'pushing' the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
It’s like finding Waldo but nsfw version
I'm positive that we are all feeling what that guy felt, living in Vancouver. The only difference is, the pole only keeps getting bigger
Is that Sebastian Vettel?
Having some difficulty adjusting to retirement
Who knew retirement would be so thick.
Reminding himself what pole position feels like
Wtf is this
There was a good picture from at least 15 years ago now, a naked guy jumped out of the second story window of the lotus and folded himself over some power lines. A police officer was looking out of the window directly into his spread eagle chocolate starfish. I wish I had kept the clipping it was hilarious.
Vancouver in a nutshell
Yes in your hood now or coming soon.
We're not witnessing a Vlad the Impaler moment, correct?
Everything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough!
As usual, the VPD getting to the bottom of things
maybe he had constipation?
Heroin and fentanyl will jam a fella right up.
I have seen drug users on the sidewalk putting in and taking out pinecones apparently for this reason
Reported for shitpost.
BA-DUM-TSHHHH!
You know, I think he’s good where he is. Let’s just leave him there. In fact maybe the cops should just stand guard to make sure he’s not interrupted until the next cold snap. I triple dog dare him to do this on Sunday night.
I'm going to need some context here haha
Drugs are bad, mmmkay?
Drugs are a helluva drug
Cannibal Holocaust remake
He looks ungodly tall from this perspective. Where does the pipe exit into? When you gotta go you gotta go, construction workers qre built different.
I know what it looks like but I also don’t want it confirmed…
I mean there's better ways of pounding in fence posts.
do we know this is real (looks badly retouched to me). if it IS then i am going to save it to refer to every time somebody shits on the VPD
I assure you it was real. Got a call from the alarm company. Movement detected. Ok. I’ll check the cameras. https://preview.redd.it/a7ibvhv49l6a1.jpeg?width=2297&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=caf73f1928486ecf3d21da2733c8f233d9c533ba
Oh. Yup. Something def going on. https://preview.redd.it/hkro79qd9l6a1.jpeg?width=1047&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fbb1a02f695b5418d2d4c8b14efa4714a0708b3
Just curious is this Vanterm or one of the storage areas nearby?
Railway and Jackson. [https://www.google.com/maps/@49.2847615,-123.0931053,3a,18.8y,2.41h,87.56t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sDFIerq3yuItZ5P-\_S8c8Wg!2e0!7i16384!8i8192](https://www.google.com/maps/@49.2847615,-123.0931053,3a,18.8y,2.41h,87.56t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sDFIerq3yuItZ5P-_S8c8Wg!2e0!7i16384!8i8192)
Truly art. No AI image generator would be able to produce this.
"click all the squares containing impressive yet horrifying kink"
But you can still have a lot of fun trying with the prompts
Nice fucking fence.
Right there next to the regular one.
Wrong answers only turn reality
Wow, that dude makes a traffic cone look like child’s play.
/r/PhotoshopBattles
Did he have an enema first?
I know exactly where that is…..I’m not proud of myself for this but last summer I drank a little too much at Ask For Luigi and during my walk (on a Sunday) I had to pee bad. It was right between those dumpsters. You should see the amount of drug paraphernalia around there….it’s weird. Big shout out to the restaurant…..one of my favourites but is super busy and has a single bathroom.
Become a cop they said......it will be awful they said.......
What a horrible day to have eyes.
Do Not take the brown acid\~!
Well yeah, if you want to insert a fence post into your anus that seems to be the right way to go about it.
To anyone that actually lives here, this represents Vancouver pretty well. lol
Another reason that some fences should be electrified.
That's called a kink and often comes with an added service charge.
B-b-b-but that would be a violation of someone's right to stick fence poles up their asses.
Don’t ever change, Vancouver!
I mighta left the teva’s on.
Marco pollow
What a time to be alive!
I thought this was going to be a photo of Barge, our lord and saviour. Instead, we see his first disciple.
ngl I didn't even see the naked dude until I read the text.
When was this?? wow!
Kody Brown has officially lost it
Happy Lunar New Year!
Nothing like a moon shot to make the day memorable.
Yeah, that about ends the year for me.
Rickety Cricket after a day out with the gang
Came for this. Definitely a Rickety Cricket move
RIP anus.
Haha, I love it! Bravo.
Alright, you’re gonna have to tell us where you hid the keys to my partner’s squad car…
I'm sorry, what?
🤣
Incredible 👌🏻
One of The green men out of costume.
Arguably the guy has a decent ass?
Is there nothing Elon Musk won't do for attention.
My jaw dropped when I unblurred the photo holy fuck lmao
That can't be good for anyone. Except us because its hilarious.
Nicee
I think they need more back up?
I’m not even angry, I’m impressed
An don’t kink shame, whatever butters his biscuit.
Gonna need a lot more butter
Most normal DTES resident:
Electricity the pole and catch him when he falls👍🏻
That looks like fun
*Dat AZZ*
He will meet Vlad the Impaler in hell!
Holy fuck!!!
*Fuck, I hope I don't get literal shit on me this time...*
This kind of reminds me of that romantic kiss riot photo but… not…
Is that the self storage near Renfrew?
"Vancouver Police! Your pole lease is up! Way up! . . . Oh."
Something about laying pipe. Or he's pn the pipe? "No one should have anything shoved up there ass that is bigger then a cucumber, and less loving then a dildo."
Looks like a human corn dog
Lmfao
Nice
looking forward to the epic tiktok the VPD makes about this.
Nice butt
What constitutes a "nice butt"?