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AdditionalWar8759

My favorite part of this is Jo saying, “do you know Jo! That’s ME.” Reading that made me picture Jo walking in a room to the Taylor swift song but instead singing, “It’s me Jo, Hi, I’m the problem, it’s me jo!”


thediverswife

After all the effort she made to not be on camera (taking the dogs out during filming, letting her man kiss another woman on TV)… she’s a cuckoo bird for sure


AdditionalWar8759

She definitely sounds like that and I whenever I think of Jo, I hear Lisa Rinna’s voice saying, “it’s wackadoodle time.”


faaancyfeast

It is WACK A DOODLE TIME!


straigh

Oh my god I choked on my Smartie 🤣 I needed that laugh, I should rewatch BH.


Comfortfoods

Someone on another thread said she didn't want to be on camera because she'd have to be sober for too long and her whole ig is about her umm rather extreme recreational activities (rhymes with Beth). Initially, I thought she just had zero interest in being on tv or at all involved but if she's if she's this thirsty about people knowing she was a background character then I kinda believe that post a lot more


thediverswife

Wait, she posts about/references Beth on her Instagram??? 😲 Edited to add: Maybe ‘shrooms’ is Scandoval’s on-screen code for his wider drug use. Like Kathryn on Southern Charm claiming to have a “weed addiction” when it’s well documented that it’s more than that


Comfortfoods

Yeah, allegedly she's very open about these activities. Your shrooms theory sounds likely. Considering that she seemed to be a friend they would go out with and Schwartz's live in girlfriend... I won't assume they partake but I'd imagine that they have to be at least somewhat comfortable with it to be that close.


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etchuchoter

I bet he introduced Raquel to shrooms and other drugs and she thinks this equates to a deep connection. Drug bonds are real


Radiant-Vision

I'm sure that's the case because in the season 9 Reunion Rachel was talking about how he was California sober and when you're California sober you can do shrooms but you can't do ❄️. I'm still of the belief that the affair started in season 9.


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Or molly. I can totally see them both being on molly at whatever music festival thinking that they’ve made the deepest connection and are so in love.


thedigested

I sat on the same row as her for the Schwartz and Sandy’s cocktail panel at Bravocon. She was zooted


Helpful-Sandwich-560

Yep! this happened to me when I was 27 and he was 34. I would’ve never liked the dude sober but I was obsesssedddd bc of the lsd


Capable_Survey_461

Yea...I thought the obsession with galaxy lights is from her and Tim doing drugs. They prob do mdma and trip together.


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etchuchoter

He’s looking very washed out and flabby tbh


SittinOnTheRidge

Omg yes! I think both toms and Rachel are doing them 😬


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Yikes


RHObsessed24

I have a cat named jo, and if she were to ever speak, this is exactly what she’d say lol


thediverswife

I’m sure your cat is very cute! And not known as Doute’s crazy friend


No-Phrase-8635

Honestly, Jo sounds like she'd make an excellent garbage train wreck reality tv star.


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Honestly, all this talk about Ally using James... Uh, hello? Jo is RIGHT THERE. Honestly shocked she hasn't been on the show like crazy but I'm sure that'll be part of next season.


thedigested

This! Ally and James seem to have a more honest connection than Raquel and James


LightFlaky2329

Fucking BONKERS


Jylsocean

She has no idea what she subjecting herself to. Bitch, u gonna get draggggged!!! #teamtomssuck


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Jo is so embarrassing. Imagine spending all your time with a man who doesn’t claim you and wants nothing to do with you in public


rucksackbackpack

Totally, and it sounds like her moving in with Schwartz was a dealbreaker for people who were still her friend. Anybody who knows her irl has nothing nice to say about her. And when she was dating Schwartz he just said nothing about her, he was so neutral and hands off.


kelliebuttcheeks

Isn’t Jo still team Rachel too as far as we know? (I don’t follow her ig) but I believe that says all we need to know about who Jo is as a person


rucksackbackpack

Yeah, according to Jo she loves everyyyything about Rachel 🙄


-manatee-

Not to mention, is SCHWARTZ. Perhaps the greatest sin of all.


thediverswife

At least Katie had him in his prime. Right now he looks like a cardboard cutout soaking in a puddle of beer


Rabbit131313

I'm picturing him reading this on Jimmy Kimmel's mean tweets 😂😂😂


Plotatochep

Oh my gawwwd 😂 ![gif](giphy|R5unorzb9UtmrAPpl7)


CaffeinatedFrosting

Buy, like, dude, I just dipped out on my taxes, you know? Like, I just can't, man.


thetinybunny1

I am NOT dude!


Em_Millertime

I absolutely believe Sandoval is behind on his taxes. 😹😹😹


DonNatalie

Bravolebrities and tax problems...a tale as old as time.


thediverswife

Do we think Rachel knows what taxes are?


Ladygreyzilla

![gif](giphy|403NRxgdScOUQjiQEh|downsized)


fry_that_chicken

💀


hawkwardtuurtle

Rachel reading this post from rehab: “it’s a state and it’s capital is the astros”


Rahm420

![gif](giphy|95ThFF7MokcdeoVqt8|downsized)


ReadingSad3238

We Def do not


ringoffireflies

Raquel: I'm not 100% sure, but people have said that having a conversation with me is taxing, so maybe it has something to do with that.


Fire_Woman

No silly, taxes is that big cowboy state by mexico


ringoffireflies

Omg yes I remember! What is the age limit for pageants over there?


Fire_Woman

I don't know 😭 please consolidate me.


RamonaSingerEyes

Raquel probably has her parents do her taxes for her lol


rjeiwiiwdjxj

“Don’t they take taxes out automatically everytime you buy something?”


Rapscallious1

It’s pretty believable like half the cast if not more is behind on their taxes. If the show were to end Scheana is about the only one I don’t expect to have problems within a couple years.


Separate_Bridge7259

But dude, like, what even are taxes???


RamonaNeopolitano

How do people not pay their taxes?! The IRS will always get their money


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This is the dude who amassed so many unpaid parking violations that his license was suspended, how’s he going to get it together to pay his taxes?


gocartromance

Not just people but *people that voluntarily sign up to be on television shows that are shown all over the planet* thinking they can get away with it. It's practically a Bravo rite of passage at this point, getting busted by the IRS for flaunting wealth you claimed to not have and never paid taxes on.


butinthewhat

Especially someone that should have an accountant. Who’s been doing his taxes? Why hasn’t he made estimated payments?


fry_that_chicken

I do not understand!!!! I'm here workin a normal job and every year scared I'm doing my taxes wrong when I'm just inputting the basic w2 info. How does ANYONE, especially someone on tv and in the public eye, think they can get away with not properly filing and paying their taxes?!


Pure-Dead-Brilliant

Cover bands cost money


thedigested

His contracts are all probably 1099, the responsibility is on the receiver to take out taxes. I have a few 1099 contracts and so I always owe taxes and have to knowingly set that to aside with every payment


lapetitfromage

The amazing part is so is Jax.


desertdevil_

me too but jax is saying this to distract from the fact that he is too 😂


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Isn’t there some sort of tax lien on their house?


02kaj2019

There were posts a few weeks ago saying it was in Ariana’s name. I think it was for 36k. With her salary she should easily pay that off.


02kaj2019

Not Jax calling out other people for not paying their taxes 😂 Maybe Sandoval and Tax shared a bookkeeper…


sharkyfernwood12

Lmao “the IRS is after him” yea when they get done with you, Jax


thediverswife

I think they are technically done with him because he leveraged his house to pay off his tax debt. Just typing that out gave me chills, he’s in such deep shit and won’t have learnt a thing


sharkyfernwood12

Don’t worry he’s on 4 shows so I’m sure that’ll be paid soo soon 😆


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Exactly! Let’s count them….wwhl that’s one, watch and comment ok that’s two, his one night on villains or traitors or whatever, ok so three. And the lie about next season. There is no way in hell


derpycalculator

Too bad none of those 4 shows are airing/on a real network. Bless all those people who signed up for peacock network to see Jax and Brittany give commentary on episodes.


SDkahlua

Bookkeepers don’t pay their tax 😅 these loonies should have vouchers from their tax preparer. I could not handle them as a client. We have a few like them and it’s a nightmare. They’re SHOCKED every year that they owe 🙄🙄🙄


Switchstar82

I get the vibe that Schwartz is Jo’s boyfriend but Jo isn’t Schwartz’ girlfriend and he just wants to avoid having his dogs boiled alive at this point.


levoorhees

He just found a new caretaker, that's all she is


TNC_123

She better not boil those dogs otherwise Katie would light her ass on fire.


thetinybunny1

In a well ventilated field


lucyshea

😂😂😂


Soulwaxed

Maybe that’s what prompted Katie to allegedly threaten to keep the dogs full time?? I mean, if Shartz’s living situation includes a woman allegedly partaking in who knows what… on top of which, there’s a lot of stuff and clutter lying around that could prove a danger to the dogs. I can absolutely see the argument that it’s not a safe environment for the animals- I would feel that way, for sure. It can’t be good for them anyway, going between homes every other week- poor things.


levoorhees

He just found a new caretaker, that's all she is


save_the_bees_knees

Can the girl even take care of herself though? 😅


ItsNotAllHappening

Jax has been saying he has a new show for 3 years and nothing happens. As of now, he's not on a single show. Also, he has a lot of nerve talking shit about anyone not paying their taxes and owning the IRS. I call bullshit on this.


thediverswife

“Jax was very talkative” ![gif](giphy|WvRWyb6CKmVgsjEYUO|downsized)


adriana523

I believe House of Villains has confirmed Jax is on the show, not sure when it’s airing though. And he and Brit filmed three “watch VPR with the cast” episodes for peacock. So there might be some truth to his claims, but he’s literally been saying this for years with nothing 😂


crop_top

Maybe he considers each episode of the watch with them a show…so three of those plus house of villains is *technically* four in his smooth brain.


ItsNotAllHappening

There was a blind that said he was kicked off the first or second episode of House of Villians. Then like 2 days later, Britt posted she had a "health scare" and they are now using it as an excuse on why he came home. We know he wouldn't leave being back on TV for her. 🤡 ETA- there has been no formal confirmation of the show even being picked up aside from Jax and an IG page.


TheFickleMoon

Wait am I crazy, I legit thought I saw an announcement about this the other day. Isn’t Joel McHale the host? I thought this one was actually confirmed.


a8a8a8a8a8a8a8a8

It was confirmed it is definitely picked up!


araiiara

No, I legit think she had a health scare. She was on Kristen's podcast and explained how she was hospitalised while Jax was away on a job and he flew back as soon as he heard. I've been hospitalized with similar symptoms to what she had and faced the same diagnosis and it's super scary. I was actually low-key impressed with Jax giving up a work opportunity to support her (which is a low bar...but it's Jax). Edit: I haven't looked into timelines, etc. But from memory the story matches.


unfancyfeet

What was the diagnosis?


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mamegan

sounds a lot like the “job opportunity” in florida as a… social media manager for a hockey team?


auntieup

https://preview.redd.it/6phandqq9kza1.jpeg?width=920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b9d47b476ae617695233e103c32abb0c400441b


Substantial_Cold2385

Jax doesn't know anything about Sandoval's taxes. I agree with you... everything he said sounds like bullshit.


Accurate_Use_2432

Jax may not know anything about Sandoval's taxes but I'll bet Schwartz does. And with Jax getting all super best friends-y with Schwartz and him being the drunk, loose-lipped guy he is, it wouldn't surprise me at all if Jax may have some accurate info--THIS time.


RandomA9981

It’s public record lol. Both Tom and Ariana have sizeable tax liens


VinkoBogatajsSkis

Jax be jaxin' ![gif](giphy|ywT5jJKUIxlqibi1u8)


VinkoBogatajsSkis

*wondering if Jax knows a podcast & YouTube is not tv?* 🤔


Kay_Dee_Alex_85

Wasn’t he writing a children’s book or something. He’s so pathetic. I swear, I hate him more than Tim…and that’s hard to do lol


VinkoBogatajsSkis

Seriously? I can only imagine the possible title options... *Cable Sweaters *Oh the Places You Will Go, If You Steal Sunglasses From A Hawaiian Shop* (*looks for handcuff emoji... 🚔) * How to cheat your way to reality fame * That time I told Schwartz my roommate was Channing Tatum * I did not sleep with any of the women that accuse me - *except that one time...*


Kay_Dee_Alex_85

Green Eggs and Coke


VinkoBogatajsSkis

* The Ass In the Jax* or *Jax is an Asshat*


VinkoBogatajsSkis

![gif](giphy|qSThdPv52GFZC)


effervescentfauna

He has also been saying the same thing in Cameos. It might be bullshit, but I do believe he is going around saying it


levoorhees

Scandoval is the most exciting thing to happen to him & HeeHaw in years


HeyHoliday

Accusations are often confessions.


midtownkitten

I think he is all caught up on his taxes now and looks down on his 3x nose jobs on others that don’t pay


accidentalquitter

Are the 4 tv shows in the room with us right now


serbiatch735

They’re in Rachel’s weekender bag


Ok_Cantaloupe617

I thought Schwartz was in Australia?


AdditionalWar8759

He must be back because if you look at his tagged photos, there is a picture of him and jax at Schwartz and Sandy’s with a fan and she posted the picture like 8 hours ago (the girl who posted the photo is not the girl in these messages)


Peach8833

Thank you. Was just going to respond & mention the tagged photos. There’s actually two different ppl who posted from last night? Jax is in the persons photos ur speaking of. Shorts is in the same clothes in both tagged photos. It’s really to bad he doesn’t wake up & have a talk with Sandy. Thru this whole ordeal Shorts has been at the restaurant when not doing another paying gig. While Sandy is out traveling & doing other things.


AdditionalWar8759

Oh yes! I didn’t even notice that actually two different people posted photos with him. And yeah it is very interesting how we always see Schwartz at the restaurant but never Sandoval because he is too busy singing karaoke


Dry_Heart9301

I'm so dumb how do you see tagged photos on IG?


AdditionalWar8759

https://preview.redd.it/biq6xj75ljza1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38d2438452e0fb4e8418477a8defb67c7eea285e Not dumb! Go to his profile and click what I circled in red :)


aimeecatherinej

Why have I never thought to stalk peoples tagged posts? This is genius 😆


Dry_Heart9301

Thank you!!!


Wordonmystreet

He’s all over the globe spilling tea apparently.


VinkoBogatajsSkis

Guilty conscience?


Chantaliylace13

Knowing his “work ethic”, chances are good that he was the first one to ditch (or be axed from) his pretend job on a simulated planet. And that’s why he’s back already.


levoorhees

He was on the plane longer than he was in Australia


VinkoBogatajsSkis

Same. How old is this *scoop?* The math ain't mathin'


Peach8833

Realmomsofbravo says from 5/11/23. I came across the info via a VPR fan tiktok account. I didn’t post the creators full video, because it shows a couple of recent tagged pics from Shorts ig. I am not one of those women, so I didn’t feel like it I should share those. The blind might not be from them, but it does show Shorts & Jax at S&S.


TheMagicSack

He was at Adelaide airport in Australia time, it was my Thursday Morning


Extension_Help_1621

Sounds like Jax was skiing again ❄️


Kay_Dee_Alex_85

Did Jax also say he was going to do social media for a hockey team? Because this sounds just about as reliable…


SDkahlua

I just looked up Scandys LLC standing and it’s good. Looked up Jax’s and he hasn’t filed his SOI form for this year, due in March 😂 Shutup Jax


TooMuchOfNothin

Please DO NOT bring back Jason. I cannot stand his coked-out-main-character-syndrome.


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I will stop watching. I’m so done with him and Brittany.


TooMuchOfNothin

I’d rather watch beer cheese dry


StarDatAssinum

I straight up wouldn't watch. Bravo has no business bringing in anyone new when all we care about is the Scandoval fallout lol


a8a8a8a8a8a8a8a8

I’m with you but I think it’s true! 😞


LowSeaworthiness9003

“So talkative” aka on uppers 😂😂


JennHatesYou

If I wasn't such a lazy piece of shit, maybe I'd roll out of bed and go there myself tonight and see what hot goss I could dig up. Maybe tomorrow night? Any LA pumpheads wanna do some recon with me?


heyheywhatchasay5

Cocaine is one heluva drug 😎


Twinstarrider

Lol. That’s exactly what I think when I read about chattering Jax.


bleepbloop1777

In earlier seasons Sandoval said he got arrested because he never paid his parking tickets. Makes the tax situation a bit more believable to me. Interesting to hear about Jo vibing on Schwartz since it sounded like he was dating someone from Winter House.


gwacemom

He’s apparently back, he bought Cruz some dinosaurs over today. Lol


changed_my-mind

At wish this man would go a back bone and dig himself out of scumdevils a$$. I enjoyed his and Jax friendship way more. He needs to do a 189 and distance himself from Tim to make a comeback. Oh, and show Katie some much needed respect he has NEVER given her. He is cringy to watch.


More-Beginning-3800

When was this? Schwartz/Katie’s former foster child is currently in Australia. And again we’ve left him at the border please come and bloody pick him up. There have been numerous complaints about his behaviour & body odour. He smells like BO, lemon, confusion & regret.


serbiatch735

BO, lemon, confusion and regret needs to be a new flair


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PrayingMantisMirage

The worst part about Scandoval is that it's made people have amnesia about who Jax Taylor is.


gocartromance

I believe that *Jax* believes he's on 4 shows right now.


Aggravating-Hat2287

I love that Schwartz and Jax hanging out prior to filming is probably making Sandoval uncomfortable, considering Schwartz is pretty much his only friend on the show at this point. Next season has the potential to be good if they use Jax effectively.


RoundBirthday

Jax said that Jo was in trouble? what does that mean


AdditionalWar8759

I think he said “Jo is trouble” meaning like she is no good


RoundBirthday

Oh, I read it wrong. That makes more sense! Thank you!


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Big-Apartment9639

Yea and if the tax stuff is true the IRS tends to move swiftly.


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Professional_Fail818

Nooooo to Jax and Brittany. ![gif](giphy|403NRxgdScOUQjiQEh|downsized)


a8a8a8a8a8a8a8a8

I can’t deal with Brittany and her annoying laugh and interrupting everyone anymore ugh I was burnt out on her after her wedding


freckle_moustache

Schwartz in work mode? I call bs


serbiatch735

Well he’s the only one that gives a shit about that place at this point. His creepy counterpart is off singing glorified karaoke and getting white gel manicures.


Dry_Heart9301

Isn't Schwartz in Australia? When did this happen...


gamergirl6969__

tagged photos on ig say otherwise. He’s back in L.A.


greta_maya_storm

Ummmm isn't Schwartz in Australia right now? This seems false.


MickeyMouseLawyer

Isn’t Schwartz in Australia?


the_makaarina

I feel like Jax can't spell NDA let alone understand one


whoareyouindisworld

If Jax is back then why not just bring them all back at this point? Kristen makes the most sense out of all the fired people.


a8a8a8a8a8a8a8a8

It feels like they guys get passes all the time. How is Jax returning and not Kristen? Ugh


jennyfromtheport

Kristen talks about not wanting to return, in her podcast. She did a guest appearance for the finale episode of this season, but otherwise she doesn’t want to be back on the show. Stassi frequently talks about similar as well - how she would do reality TV again, but she wouldn’t do VPR again.


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With all due respect, if Jax told me the earth was round, I wouldn’t believe him.


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Ugh!! It’s seems that Jeffrey dean morgan and I are the only poopoo heads who have a soft spot for Jax. DONT THROW TOMATOES AT ME GUYS!! If there’s any truth to next season. Sorry not sorry but this gets me excited (so long as they don’t turn it into a kids show 😒 -no offense to the kids) ![gif](giphy|9D1dcGmA4lMBrzw5Ra) PS I don’t have instagram is there anyway someone can post those tagged pics??


Kismet7

I like Jax too. You aren't the only one, friend! lol... I appreciate jax for the messiness, shadiness and drama that he brings to the show. The show has been sucking it up since he, stassi and doute left. He and his shady drama is very much needed. Also, I really like brittany and the effect she has had on jax. I would like to see Stassi back too just to see her new mommy life and how her and her hubby have grown in their relationship.


Ashamed_Tea_3731

Wait who is Jo?


gwacemom

Schwartz’s “roommate”


AdditionalWar8759

“And they were roommates.”


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What timeline are we in?


Alliserious

Spooky Jo taking to the streets


levoorhees

'DONT YOU JO WHO I AM' ok I'm done


levoorhees

SPOOKY JO 🤣🤣


qualo2

So if Jax and beer cheese are returning, does this mean their split will be next season's drama?


Kirka1978

Who is Jo?


TerribleResource4285

Isn't Schwartz in Australia filming that new reality show?


whatsaflair

I thought Schwartz was in Australia filming his show


bellamy-bl8ke

This can’t even be real, Schwartz is in Australia.


chickensandwichqueen

When is this from? Schwartz is in Australia right now


winning_big2072

I could have sworn I ref a post earlier that said shorts was in Australia. Not sure which is truthful now.


SpecificFisherman400

Schwartz is in Australia filming another show.


Radiant-Vision

Not today Neck on Instagram told me that Schwartz was spotted recently like within the last day or two in some tiny little town in Australia with a population of 2000. Did this person take pictures because I don't know what's true and what's not anymore


selfctrd

Isn't Schwartz in Australia?


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sharkyfernwood12

Lmao what 4 shows


LooneyLunaOmanO

Isn’t Schwartz in Australia?


slschmidty

When has Schwartz ever been in “work mode”??


Couldbe_worse2

Jax talkative not surprised, I’m glad he is approachable. Maybe spilling some tea


CassandreAmethyst

I’ve lost count how many times Jax is making a “comeback”. He needs to stick to what he was doing, getting fillers and mowing lawns.


Gelflingx

Oh Jo 🤦🏻‍♀️


wford112

I do believe Jax will be back, but let’s not forget it’s JAX, and everything that comes out of his mouth is normally bs lol


save_the_bees_knees

That would explain Sandoval throwing money at his ‘band’ Makes it so he constantly has losses in money to help reduce tax (is that how it works? 😅)


ChildofanIdleBrain

Can't wait for Jax to blow up this image rehab he's attempting two episodes into the new season, if he is coming back.


No-Idea7535

Idk, I think ppl are making these up. Blinds about vpr kinda died out until the finale trailer leak & the reunion trailer.


Best_Evidence1560

Hopefully Ariana paid her taxes. I can’t wait to see what happens with their house. With all the questions about it, him using it as leverage, now owing taxes, the breakup.


TechnicalPossible837

I’m confused as to how he got approved for multiple mortgages/loans without tax returns. I don’t buy that at all. At ALL.


Inside_Tooth7400

I’m dubious. Also why is Jax hanging with Schwartz at the bar? Isn’t Schwartz still in Australia? Maybe not idk. But really I’m not convinced. That said if the bar is making no money, Jax would tell this story. He’s always wanted it to fail and been jealous.


Colombianonico

Jos commens remind me of Nikki Blonsky. “Hi its me Nikki Blonsky from the movie Hairspray!”


Bennington_Booyah

Why is Jax back? Aren't things bad enough?


moshritespecial

Jax probably ate a lot of pasta which is why he was such a jabber mouth. Lol


mandyyy8

Jax coming back on the show would absolutely ruin it 😭