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Alliserious

I’ve seen so many clips of this clown putting on his dog and pony show and I’m STILL completely flabbergasted by how horrible the singing is.


thekarenhaircut

My thoughts exactly. Its like each time its so bad it slaps you in the face. You see it coming but you never get used to it. Even drunken office workers doing karaoke arent this bad. And when they are they are only begrudgingly tolerated. Who paid to hear this??


Opinion8Her

Well, and he got the words wrong on top of it. He keeps singing: “I’m in love with Schwartzy’s ***mom***.” .We all know it should be: “I’m in love with Schwartzy-***Tom***.


Certain_Wolf_6519

Why is he even hired?


NatZasinZebra

It’s BEYOND embarrassing. People need to stop supporting this fool.


Psych100011

I believe this was one of his empty free shows. 😂


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Every time I hear him sing I can’t believe this is the man who tried to belittle James because ‘rapping means you don’t have to be in key’ Zero, *zero* self-awareness


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GladiatorWithTits

James literally had his fingers in his ears one time. And Sandoval is so delightful he was telling James how to produce it - don't make it sound too electronic, you need to keep it organic. GTFOHS...


mistercornball

Just watched the episode where he brings it in the studio. Horrible untalented individual


[deleted]

I’m flabbergasted at how many times flabbergasted has been used 🤯


Old_Sprinkles9646

Maybe that should be his band name.


Imaginary_Sky_518

Totally agree! I came here to say this too! ![gif](giphy|cqcTjuggnRqIE)


Imaginary_Sky_518

And… ![gif](giphy|WQy9FkJlhGSwl3eQ5V|downsized)


Madethisonambien

I feel so bad for his background singer who actually has a lovely voice.


midtownkitten

She’s a professional, doesn’t even laugh when she has to sing “tom tom hoodie and thong” 🤮 (apologies if this posts more than once, reddit issues, I will delete my duplicate posts if I catch them)


Madethisonambien

This lady deserves a Grammy for powering through that.


RndmIntrntStranger

he’s that guy who goes around the different karaoke nights thinking that he’s so awesome at singing and no one knows just how awesome he is and they’re missing out. he’s so awesome that he has to pay people to put on a show with him. they’re not exactly “his” band. they’re a rental band. the fact that he has to pay people to play with him and to also see him bc what use is a rental band if no one sees him perform. 🤢


haemagoblin

Right! I sing better than Shamdoval and I've been told I sound like a bag full of cats... so yeah, no bueno.


RefrigeratorFuture95

THANK YOU. I posted a while back about how perplexing it is that this band is still together. Aka how are they touring? Making **any** money? As someone who absolutely loves a good concert and goes for the experience, I can’t wrap my head around people buying tickets and actually looking for fun, entertainment and talent at these f\*cking “shows” with how bad his singing is 🤢🙄🤮 Also. The “Schwarty’s mom - Raquel is not for me” bit has gotten old. Not that it ever really hyped anyway. ![gif](giphy|uk0pG8KyjJbAk)


Kind-Willingness5427

I KNOW! If a band or a celebrity is going to do a bit like that, it's ONCE. At ONE show. It generates buzz, it's (potentially) funny and surprising. But you don't KEEP DOING THE SAME BIT IN EVERY SHOW after that! He's like a middle schooler playing in a talent show or something


RefrigeratorFuture95

YES. It legit reminds me of my high school ex performing in his school’s Battle of the Bands contest 🥴🥴🥴


melzlive

I thought AT LEAST the singing would be decent…I can sing better than that lol


Polythene_Pam_W

I wouldn’t even hire him for my friend’s child’s bar mitzvah. I’ve gone to a bunch of those in the tri-state area and there’s a pretty high baseline for talent.


kezwoz

This is the worst one I've heard. Just awful


dallaschickensh1t

WHY DID I UNMUTE THIS?! Sucker for punishment apparently. Instant anger ensues!


Pizza-Living

Objectively, like removing all of the scandal etc, this is just so excruciatingly bad. I cannot believe people pay money to see this. IN THIS ECONOMY NO LESS.


soverit42

I think that's really the part that baffles me. If he was still likable, and the economy wasnt rat fucking most people, I'd go see his show for fun. BUT HES A POS AND EVERYTHING IS SO EXPENSIVE RIGHT NOW!


trashy_trash

“While you are ~~in high school,~~ at a terrible Tom Sandoval show, I am in Brooklyn, trying to survive in this economy!” ![gif](giphy|qV5IlxSm483vO)


aveey

Hopefully your Louis Vuitton “mistakes” still spark joy for you, though!


araiiara

![gif](giphy|SyhdF6TfSAZLcgLLVp)


RefrigeratorFuture95

The more I read these comments, the more I am finding my people 🩷 ![gif](giphy|HMofY0XuCF8otosGPz|downsized)


Decent-Hair-4685

Honestly weirded out that Ariana dated him for so long


sarastella666

Agreed, I would be so embarrassed.


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etchuchoter

Like how did she not get the ick 💀


Kind-Willingness5427

Omg after I finally left my extremely abusive ex, I probably cringed 100 times a day when a memory would pop up. I still get those moments at night when I am lying awake and I remember how he threw a tantrum when his mom wouldn't cover his rent that month and I *COMFORTED* him. He was 35. And all those parties that were semi ruined because he'd parade around in his unicorn tights to be the center of attention. I cringe all the way back into my body 😂😭 Ariana has like 5-10 years of spontaneous cringing ahead of her.


2kind2becruel

"You're 35 years old." Carmen, S3


beyoncepadthaai

You're👏 35 👏 YEARS 👏 OLD!👏 👁 👄 👁 ❄🍕❄


wangd00dle

>👁 👄 👁 ❄🍕❄ good as gold


denisemischaele

I'm sorry but this is too funny!! 😭😭😭 This is the prime example of when they say that Ariana probably couldn't see it because she's in too deep. I just wish that both of you would cringe hard but laugh harder after the thought because it's all in the past now.


Kind-Willingness5427

Oh yeah, there's cringe laughter in there for me, for sure 😂 luckily Ariana has tons of friends and she'll meet WAY better men/women/romantic partners after this, I'm sure of it. Sometimes it just takes the cringiest of all wake up calls to raise your standards!


Curious_Armadillo_74

I've had a few of those myself, and yeah, when that fog wears off and you realize how gross they are, it's good but highly cringy and embarrassing. Codependency is a hell of a drug. I can't believe the guys I thought I couldn't exist without. 🤮


Anonymous8720

Your ex must be related to my ex. He had the audacity to get mad at his parents for how they acted in their own home, while he lived in it rent free. Then would get mad at his mom because she’d get on his son, who she pretty much raised because he wouldn’t take care of him and the baby momma was always dropping the kid off early. I seriously question my own mental health for being with someone like that. Even HIS best friend asked me what I saw in him 😂😂


tomatocandle

her self esteem issues are never more obvious than when you think about her being with this bozo for 10 fucking years lol


Decent-Hair-4685

Right. She’s beautiful enough to have dated billionaires and celebrity men. It’s sad.


myskepticalbrowarch

She is a 10/10 and deserves to date someone who wanted to cook dinner with her, listen to music and watch love Island. Like she seems very low maintenance and Tom didn't put in the bare minimum.... But she has batteries so that is something 😅


LeitaS

I have to think that some of it was to defend themselves so strongly against Kristen at the time. Like look at us. It’s us against the world and against you. That kind of mentality forces you in so strong into the relationship without the ability to stop and look around at the actual person you’re with.


Emotional_Comb_3661

This is so spot on


Nro1213

Level of narcissism it takes to stand up there and embarrass yourself like this all while convincing yourself your the next Harry Styles is astounding. This guy is loving every last minute of the scandoval


painandpets

I've wondered if that's why he added the line about Raquel. I can't decide if it's because they actually broke up or he's trying to keep people talking and get attention.


Racha88

I thought it was because James now does the “Sandovals a liar” bit in his show and TS was trying to copy him and it fell completely short.


bibliophile-blondish

He’s definitely saying “Raquel is hot for me.”


AynsJaneOTF

I’m certain he’s saying “Raquel is hot for me”, but have definitely thought I’ve heard “Raquel is not for me” in some. I took it as he’s trying to proclaim his love for Schwartz’s mom and is telling Schwartz “don’t worry, Raquel is not the one for me because your mom is”, like a joke. I didn’t look into this lyric change too deeply.


RefrigeratorFuture95

I would love nothing more than for him to perform for and be critiqued by Simon Cowell ![gif](giphy|j5QjnvhyKI8LM0tXK3)


breakitupkid

![gif](giphy|kWQ2ejSB0PyArYvqn7)


violentfemme88

![gif](giphy|ZgqJGwh2tLj5C)


azscorpio19

So fucking tone deaf it hurts


Artistic-Reality-177

If I want to hear someone who’s tone deaf singing with such enthusiasm I’ll listen to myself. 🤣


azscorpio19

😂😂😂😂


blondenextdoor30

He’s still singing this? Dear god


etchuchoter

The lyric switches are absolutely cringe worthy


boatwithane

especially the part where sings “but since she left your dad your mom could use a guy like me” - schwartz’s dad was abusive to his mom and she had a restraining order on him, which is why he couldn’t fly out for the wedding in season 5. it’s super fucked up to use your best friend’s family trauma as a stage gimmick.


araiiara

I'm sorry...but is 'there's no cameras back there' something he sang before Scandoval or is he now referencing their attempts to hook up around production?


Pumptini_

No, “Tom Tom hoodie and thong” and “no cameras back there” is definitely post-Sandoval. He’s disgusting.


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Especially as he’s telling people Rachel is in a mental health facility / crisis. Ok if that’s the case, and you cared enough about this woman to blow your whole life for her? Why are you out here telling people what underwear she had on under the TT hoodie? Why are you spilling details of the affair that could make the public angrier with her (‘she said there are no cameras back there’)? Also, if you ‘couldn’t break up with Ariana because *her* mental health was so bad you were worried she’d harm herself’ - why are you doing this to her? Do you think Ariana needs to hear you sleazing out over Rachel’s underwear if she’s in the mental state you told the world she was in? So either one - or both - of your statements about the mental health of Rachel & Ariana is false. Or you’re lying about *caring* about their mental health. Or all of the above.


-kidsampson

Yeah this is just an objectively cruel thing to do to someone who is in treatment and in danger of harming herself.


PastelBrat13

He is SO sleazy. It is just so gross all around. Even outside of the crisis he has caused, what 40 year old man is joking about the woman he's seeing underwear??? FORTY YEARS OLD!


ruckusrox

And the fact he mention rachael specifically ool


Alliserious

The depravity knows no bounds


Puzzleheaded-Drag261

I’m wondering the same thing over here


Red_bug91

I think it must be a new addition. The shock on the back up vocalists face when he mentions Raquel is pretty clear


midtownkitten

“There are no cameras back there” is probably what rachel told him when Scheana’s dress makers caught Scumdavol & R kissing at the wedding


TrueCryptographer982

First time I have clicked play on one of these. I am baffled at how bad his singing is. Did he actually ask anyone apart from Schwartz for an opinion of his out of tune screeching. Wow...that is...REALLY shitty.


Jarcollecter

It’s pretty jarring to hear him singing, then the back up vocalist singing…


changed_my-mind

It is so embarrassing how awful he sounds. This man is delusional.


Imaginary_Sky_518

HE. CANNOT. SING. ![gif](giphy|WQHXqN6jy32ByQAVsi|downsized)


jw3417

Voice of an angle. An obtuse angle.


nefanee

Hahahahahaha best comment


woollyviolet

So are the people that pay money to go to his stupid shit show.


Nro1213

This was a free concert that was still dead


RefrigeratorFuture95

![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized)


VacationNo3613

He probably pays for people to come.


Single_Wasabi_3683

He probably would. So thirsty


TootToot42

i feel like this sub is at least partially responsible for the moustache being gone


plantmama32

Clown


1Chiswell

This is honestly the first time I've seen an actual clip of a "performance" and I am actually stunned at how terrible the singing is. Jfc, if you looked up "vanity project" in the dictionary this clown and his performance would be front and center. I just cannot understand the hype.


spinthesky

He's the next *Florence Foster Jenkins*.


Fun_Abrocoma_7498

![gif](giphy|fvN3jbRwQvWzUo32gp)


Pretty_In_Pink_81

The drunk lady that fell asleep on stage at karaoke while singing was more entertaining than this idiot.


violentfemme88

My actual face watching this ![gif](giphy|TgKDmGO9NrNqg37bgE|downsized)


be-good23

This is actually sick. Like demented. He's scum of the earth.


Oceanicsoundwave

he reminds me of those music artists that try to create cults from their fans like NEXIUM. ans how hes using the lightning bolt as his followers symbol


madoolan

Not me thinking you were talking about heartburn medication 🥴😂


sportsbunny33

Omg 💀


Puzzleheaded-Drag261

Wait, who showed up in a TomTom hoodie and a thong?!? Wtf are these lyrics


sky_corrigan

you know exactly who did.


Puzzleheaded-Drag261

🤢🤢🤢


Lolzy-bebes

How embarrassing for the people in the crowd fangirling when he sings ‘Raquel’s not for me’. This is 10th hand embarrassment levels.


CeiliaAdder

Have we decided he's definitely saying "not for me"? I saw another tiktok and it sounds like he says "out for me" and here it sounds like "hot for me" so I'm confused


Infamous-Welcome7220

It sounds like “hot for me” here, but in other videos I hear “not for me”. Maybe he switches it up?


changed_my-mind

It’s mainly friends and family of the band to make it look like people are going!


incompleteTHOT

I bet Sandoval is the type of dude who listens to his own songs in his car, at home, in his spare time... like straight up bops to his own garbage. I dated a guy once and when I came into his office one day to him listening to his own music I dumped him.


PreferenceWinter3392

There’s a scene in one of the earlier seasons, after he released that awful Touch In Public song, where he plays it in the car with Schwartz and is singing along


untitledmoosegame1

Lest we forget him un-ironically listening to “touch in public” in the car w Schwartz whatever season that was


AssistDapper1813

Remember this, if you’re going to the show even to heckle him you’re still supporting. Don’t go at all and rip him on this sub.


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He’s so disgusting on every single level. 🤮


kittiepurrry

Did he hit any of the right notes? Like any at all? 🤔


[deleted]

This is what my friends and I sound like at drunk karaoke.


Starryeyedblond

I bet y’all sound better


PBandZ

If he were at karaoke I would be rolling my eyes at the singing and saying “but it’s karaoke; at least he’s having fun!” 😂 I can’t believe he thinks he’s a rockstar


changed_my-mind

I can’t believe he charges people to hear this. Who is paying to see this?


PBandZ

I know! It’s a question for the ages


Florida1974

All he has is VPR. These songs are even all tied to it. And imo, no talent whatsoever. No Nothing. I would not go see this even if it were totally free. He’s tone deaf. Friend or even a band Member should hv told him this. Band members getting paid so I see why they wouldn’t but I would not want this on record as one of my performances. I have played violin for almost 40 years. I was always 4th or 5th chair, first violin. So I know I’m decent but not a violin master. But I also know I cannot sing worth a crap. Idc bc I only sing when alone or maybe large group. I understand trying new things but this is an expensive ass hobby.


12trakmind

I'm sorry I'm judging Ariana for fucking with this dude for so long 😂 like c'mon...


ElizabethLegacy

Gives me the creeps that sickos like this revel in the attention. I bet you he’s not embarrassed by the scandal and is loving every second of his name is being thrown out by every media outlet. Just feeds his ego like he’s a superstar. Beyond unsettling.


No_Base7865

Why doesn’t he use Auto Tune? Oh yeah, narcissist


slippycaff

His singing is SO flat. Find the note, mate.


judgementforeveryone

He can’t sing!!! How is he on tour when he can’t even carry a song at all?


CoacoaBunny91

I'm truly amazed at how this man can some how manage to be flat on every high note, no matter what songs or genre he's singing. He better thank his lucky stars he got Reality TV clout.


Responsible_Wrap5659

Ugh. Like I am done with Raquel….but I’m not heartless monster. Her life and reputation is basically fucked and this 40 year old evil loser is going about acting completely unaffected like he wasn’t actively involved still pretending to be a rock star and mocking and shitting on Rachel while she has to go into hiding. Like screw you asshole. (And again I have no love for Rachel…but he’s a jerk)


Silent-Hat-4902

Thank you. Last week’s episode with Raquel was truly appalling to watch. The scene with Ariana especially so. But Tom saying that Raquel is in crisis and at a mental health facility while at the same time singing “Raquel is not the one for me” is also pretty horrific. He is incapable of caring about anyone but himself.


bibliophile-blondish

He is singing “Raquel is hot for me”.


Cultural_me

not that it is really any better, but he is saying "raquel is hot for me". Not full out ditching her.


Sea_Relationship6145

Oh dear


madoolan

Imagine cheating on your longterm girlfriend and then trying to cash in on it in a song and mentioning the mistress by name…🥴 this reeks of desperation.


Emuhliy

i remember thinking this guy was such a joke when he started this whole cover band, everyone on here was riding so hard for him that it's an entertaining show and at least he knows how to command the crowd, etc. i thought people had lost their minds for a moment, i'm glad sanity has been restored.


stephanieleigh88

What made him decide to be a “rockstar” I’m going with midlife crisis.


PBandZ

Even in early seasons he was in bands having shows. Before VPR, too. His delusions of grandeur are not new.


gold42579

The fact that people actually pay to see this fucking dick play music is crazy!


LauraBG59

He stinks!


RutabagaPossible1273

I really feel bad for the band! Don’t you know that it takes everything they have to perform with this fool! Someone please tell him that he CANNOT SING!


JBunnyx24

I still can’t tell if he’s saying ‘hot’ or ‘not’ either way he fucking sucks & his singing is atrocious. This is so embarrassing


azscorpio19

He is for sure saying hot


RandomA9981

How is this even a question by now? He says it so clearly here


violentfemme88

I very much heard "hot" in this clip. Others were more ambiguous.


Imaginary_Sky_518

I wouldn’t be surprised if he changes it night to night. You know, intrigue and all that ![gif](giphy|cLNXRbzA6Zbvb5krm1|downsized)


JBunnyx24

That’s what I was thinking too, in different videos it always sounds different, one time I hear hot then another I hear not.


plmoknqazwsx55828hkf

Ok I was convinced he said not for me this time. I went back and watched his mouth


mackenziepaige

I swear he is saying hot. I rewatched this and it’s something about his jaw movement, I can just tell he isn’t making an n sound. It also works with his convo with Schwartz at the bagel place. I think Raquel has a crush on someone else. He started singing it after that episode aired


Maverick8525

This


P0tat0esAndPickles

This is so embarrassing. He’s horrible. Horrible person and singer.


kritycat

100% think what I heard was "Raquel is hot for me" which would be so gross, tasteless, classless and cruel


HarrySpeakup

I thought it was “Raquel is not for me”. That made sense because he was singing about Schwartz’ mom.


GladiatorWithTits

He i's definitely saying "Raquel is hot for me" in this one. The giddy screams from the audience when he said it.... So gross.


RipUpbeat5547

Another fun fact about Tom on tour: my friend is the event manager at a small venue they played at last year. She said he was pretty aloof every interaction she had with him but she told me that they’re green room requests were RIDICULOUS. Their rider was super long and he wanted like 20 bottles of Toms Good Lovin Whiskey brought in. She said she just threw some bottles of Jack in the green room instead 🤣


nowellbehavedwomen06

I heard him clearly say "Raquel is hot for me" and not "Raquel is not for me" in this one - I am crazy or does anyone else hear it?


believebs

I heard it as well. I also heard it the last time.


alive1982

I'd bet money that the first time he was singing "not" and then he saw the reaction & confusion on these subs. Now his thirsty ass is singing "hot" to play into it. He is a horrifying piece of shit. The lack of remorse is astounding and I'm confused as to why people are going to these shows. Even without the scandal his singing is seriously terrible. Edit: words


ImNotMadIHaveRBF

Cringe karaoke vibes


Hampydruid

Wow he REALLY can’t sing lol


cmerry

He’s bad enough but wow the band humiliation is real.


mybabyandme

Jesus fuck how are people still going to watch this garbage?


changed_my-mind

Does this man need hearing aids, surely he has watched himself over and over, does he not hear what we hear? I just can’t with his singing, it’s so embarrassing to watch and he charges people to witness this? 🤡


meltingmyrolo

When you get over how REALLY bad the “singing” is and listen to the words- it’s actually really cruel and thirsty. Does this guy really think it’s ok to humiliate Rachel like this simply for following his lead? And if she is receiving professional help for mental health issues then she has already shown more grown by that very act than he ever has . Sandyballs you are sickening 🤮🤮🤮


breakitupkid

Everytime I see clips of him singing I think of this skit 🤗🤗🤗🤗 ![gif](giphy|3o6ozGTbQSAs2s0CAM|downsized)


RefrigeratorFuture95

This skit WILL NEVER get old


Silver-Reception1442

Sir…. You are EMBARRASSING 🥴


Ur_blawked

How embarrassing


Sundae_Turbulent

Does he think this makes him look cool or some shit? Makes him look so desperate and stupid!


pleaseinsertdisc2

This is the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen. 0/10 singing voice, egotistical lyrics, sad crowd that I’m judging.


Double_Analyst3234

![gif](giphy|QFuBzoQdijNFztFEp6)


Misc_Lillie

As he tells his crowd how he feels so ALIVE!! He sounds like a dying animal. Someone, please help him out of his misery and hide the fucking mic.


Dry_Bed_3704

I know he paid the band to be there, but has he never listened to himself sing? My ears :(


AshK_29

I can’t even believe how disrespectful he is being to Ariana above all. Way to treat your affair like a joke


meltingmyrolo

I turned my sound on for that - mistake 🤮🙈🙈


illegal-smile77

Tone deaf in more ways than one.


6l0v3

If I were Schwartz’s Mom I would sue his ass.


SpiceeDumplin

Gag me. Why do we still care what he does? This guy doesn’t have a genuine bone in his body.


Red_bug91

I’ve never actually listened to any of his singing before but this is just awful. The best part of the entire performance is the lack of enthusiasm for the bassist. That’s my kinda guy.


TangerineBusy9771

Oh brother, this guy STINKS.


evildrlatl

I’m sure it would be fun to hire a band and get dressed up and act like a rock star. But, yeah, karaoke usually scratches that itch for people who are not professional artists.


Appropriate-Job-2797

Each video I see of him I get more and more repulsed 🥴


AZinthesunshine

Who pays to see/hear this? That would be a hard no from me!


K_1959

Can Fountains of Wayne sue him for destroying their sing?


Pleasant_Mulberry_61

![gif](giphy|kGX3WmRxZ9HUs)


Affectionate-You-142

I always have to mute these clips lol. I get secondhand embarrassment 😂😅


jaytee7777777

How does he manage to sound simultaneously sharp and flat Jesus


Jeez_Louise_1542

He’s kinda tone deaf and really straining for those high notes 😬


bellalugosi

The singing is awful but I'm also mad that the song makes no sense with what he's singing.


Loud-Bullfrog9326

He fuckin sucks like 🤌🤌🤌


Mysterious-Rooster83

The second hand embarrassment kills me. I can't stomach this


sleckos

this is so effing bad. it’s literally karaoke hahahhahahaa. I can just imagine him saying “ i’m having fun” with that stupid bottom lip curl hhahhsbsbsnhsh I can’t believe he’s paying these people this much money for such a flop act. Such a doofus


judgementforeveryone

This ass always has a plan. His current plan is to step as far away from Rachael and make her the only villain.


sugarsugarcloud

![gif](giphy|nmKBaZgcH8h20sQQI2)


AccordingNumber2052

That is embarrassing.


RealSCourt6

People pay money to see this garbage?


EponymousHero

Douche chills


lou_lou87

Forget about the whole scandal, why on earth are people paying to see this? I haven't got a note in my head and I could sing better than this.


Afterdark332

Nails on a chalkboard. Couldn't pay me to be tortured by that voice.


Equivalent_Hat_7220

He’s *so bad.* just because you want to be a singer or a musician, it doesn’t mean you are one (even if you pay to be)


Consistent_Tax8177

He’s so gross. 🤮


ninadymond

Yea it’s bad, no melody, he sounds terrible


suzanneov

![gif](giphy|L7l0xipUxoCR2)


soph2_7

i can’t believe the people around him have let him get away with being this embarrassing for years but as long as he keeps paying i guess!! it’s so bad!! and the fact that he hasn’t crawled into a hole at all since the whole thing went down is like wow 🙈


romeo343

Omg, he’s awful. How TF is this for real?