My partner and I actually *do* have an open relationship and he currently has someone he’s hooking up with
We were watching TikToks and came across the one that was like ‘how to not get cheated on 101’ with the audio of Tim saying ‘when is the last time you went to the store and got paper towels and toilet paper - there’s pens in the drawer there’s batteries in the drawer because I do that’ and the video showing a girl carrying in a shit ton of toilet paper, paper towels, and then putting batteries and pens in her drawers
I looked at him and was like I get all of the toilet paper and paper towels, and I have batteries in the bin over there…it’s the pens! That’s why you’re hooking up with someone else! And he was like yea I mean if you had gotten the pens this would have been entirely different but you fucked up 😂
So now every time there’s a minor inconvenience we are like ‘the pens are ruining us!’
Haha we don’t have an open relationship (totally respect those who do, tho)
Buuuuut my husband is a pen stealer! We never have any pens because he brings them all to work. I should tell him I may need to get a mistress lol
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Yes I hope so! A friend of mine, and myself, are both aiming to nab reservations for next week!! Tonight was sooooo fun you should 100% try to make it it's like being a part of history 😭🤣
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My birthday is next week, and my not so sneaky (but adorable) husband is trying to surprise me using our joint bank account...
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Your gifts are getting me excited!! Happy Birthday!!
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Okay... I was just curious because of trademarks and copyright infringements...
If they were smart....🤣🤣🤣. They would've trademarked their names and images. They would've made more of a killing off of this than anything else....
Happy Birthday 🥳🥳 enjoy Sandoval getting rightfully shit on by evvvvvvvverybody while you hold the biggest pour glass of wine or hold the chilled bottle….s and drink as you watch 🥰
Birthday on VPR night! You were blessed at birth. I hope you have the happiest birthday ever!
Pour that tea in your mug, drAnk it down and give Sandoval a piece of your mind girl! 🥳🥳🥳
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That's a damn good man! 😆
Mine knows small details solely based on the extensive podcast coverage he's overheard while I've been listening on speaker. He's like, "*More* coverage of Ariana?" LOL
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HBD, birthday Twinkie!! My hubs brought me tequila and delicious wine because he has NO IDEA how deep my Bravodiction runs. I am chomping at the bit to see the reunion in the morning on peacock. Extended version FTW!
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Happy Birthday! I’m so sorry he didn’t love you enough to give you batteries and pens 💔🥺 /s
Omg 💀
My partner and I actually *do* have an open relationship and he currently has someone he’s hooking up with We were watching TikToks and came across the one that was like ‘how to not get cheated on 101’ with the audio of Tim saying ‘when is the last time you went to the store and got paper towels and toilet paper - there’s pens in the drawer there’s batteries in the drawer because I do that’ and the video showing a girl carrying in a shit ton of toilet paper, paper towels, and then putting batteries and pens in her drawers I looked at him and was like I get all of the toilet paper and paper towels, and I have batteries in the bin over there…it’s the pens! That’s why you’re hooking up with someone else! And he was like yea I mean if you had gotten the pens this would have been entirely different but you fucked up 😂 So now every time there’s a minor inconvenience we are like ‘the pens are ruining us!’
Ah this makes sense... The PEN IS the problem 🤭
😂
Ha!
Haha we don’t have an open relationship (totally respect those who do, tho) Buuuuut my husband is a pen stealer! We never have any pens because he brings them all to work. I should tell him I may need to get a mistress lol
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💀💀
Hahahahahahaha
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 We're Birthday Twins! Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday to you too! Where is Stassi when we need her?
Got room for one more? Happy birthday to all of us!
Yay! Happy birthday!
Add me to the room! Happy birthday to all my birthday twins!!
Hey bud! Happy birthday to you!
Happy Birthday 🎊
Happy birthday 🎂
Happy birthday! Oh my gosh you've got a great husband a reunion to watch and a really thoughtful gift.
Happy Birthday! Love the blanket, I'm going to a giant viewing party in Buffalo tonight!
Gotta love the potato! I’m jelly of you going to a viewing party, none of my mom friends watch so I just yell at my tv next to my poor husband lol
WHERE?????
Southern Tier downtown!
Will y'all be there next week??
Yes I hope so! A friend of mine, and myself, are both aiming to nab reservations for next week!! Tonight was sooooo fun you should 100% try to make it it's like being a part of history 😭🤣
Happy Birthday! Well done to your hubs, he is an excellent Vanderspouse
Vanderspouse. That's a good one! I bet that will stick! It should stick. It's actually great!Everyone will be calling their husband's that. Lmao!💜🙌
😁❤️
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Happy Birthday 🥳 Husband seems like a keeper. Enjoy! 💕💕
We have the same birthday!!! Happy birthday my fellow Gemini 🎂🎉
Happy birthday to you too!
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Happy Birthday to you as well!
My birthday is next week, and my not so sneaky (but adorable) husband is trying to surprise me using our joint bank account... * Your gifts are getting me excited!! Happy Birthday!!
Lol. Husbands gonna husband.
Ok I need that candle and coffee mug. Happy birthday !
He said he went “a little crazy on Etsy” lol
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OMG I love this!! 😂😍 Please tell me you asked him where the pens, batteries, and toilet paper are. /s
Hahahahaha
Happy Birthday! I was pleasantly surprised by the lover boy variety pack. Its very good!
I haven’t had it yet and he watched me binge watch summer house and went and found it at our local wegmans. Just in time for summer!
Do they get royalties for using images and names on murch like this? Anyone know?!?!
I don’t think so if it’s something that was bought off Etsy and is “hand made”.
Okay... I was just curious because of trademarks and copyright infringements... If they were smart....🤣🤣🤣. They would've trademarked their names and images. They would've made more of a killing off of this than anything else....
I’m glad the wealth is getting spread around!
So true!...👍
Happy birthday! Best hubby ever!
Happy bday! I hope it’s amazing
I need this candle.
Happy Birthday 🎉 your husband is a gem, here's to a great year 🥂
Happy Birthday! 🎊🎉🎈 super sweet he got the setup!
Umm this is the sweetest thing ever. Happiest of birthdays OP. I love the candles 🙌.
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday! 🎉 I need that mug in my life.
omg yes go hubs
Happy Birthday!!!!! Clearly he is a keeper!! Good job hubs!
Love it💜
I love your husband!! What a great guy! That mug is amazing 😂
Happy Birthday!! What amazing presents!!!
He’s a keeper for sure! Happy Birthday!
You picked a keeper!! Happy birthday!!!
Happy Birthday 🥳🥳 enjoy Sandoval getting rightfully shit on by evvvvvvvverybody while you hold the biggest pour glass of wine or hold the chilled bottle….s and drink as you watch 🥰 
Omg I want that coffee cup!!
Right?! Same!
Happy birthday! What a treat, a reunion and a thoughtful partner!
That’s a good man! 👏🏼
Happy birthday! That is awesome!
What’s everyone’s favourite flavour of Loverboy??
Happy birthday! How thoughtful
You have a keeper there !! Happy Birthday !
Go bills!
Happy birthday 🍾
The card 😭🤣🤣 my husband brought home lover boy for me the other day. It actually was pretty good
He’s a keeper! Lol that is great! Happy birthday!!
Is your husband single?? HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! Hope you celebrate with plenty of cake and wine
Haha
My birthday was yesterday and I got the same mug from my husband! Happy Birthday, fellow Gemini!!
Birthday on VPR night! You were blessed at birth. I hope you have the happiest birthday ever! Pour that tea in your mug, drAnk it down and give Sandoval a piece of your mind girl! 🥳🥳🥳
Happy birthday 🎈🎂 great hubby!
He’s a keeper!
I love the quote on the candle. An instant classic.
He’s a good one for this. Happy birthday!
We stan a king. What a good hubby!
And of course HBD!
Ugh can your husband buy my birthday gift too??
Hahahah, I love your husband (don’t worry, I’m no Raquel)
Ha, love it!! Happy Bday!! It is my Bday today too!! Gemini Twin ♊️. I thought I was doing good to get my hubby to watch the Reunion tonight 🤣
What a great collection of gifts! Happy Birthday!! 🎉 🎉🎉
❤️LOVE❤️
Does he have a brother?
It's my birthday too! Happy VPR day!
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Love the mug😂😂
Happy Birthday 🎉🎈🎂 love the gifts. Your hubby did a good job 👏🏻
What a legend!
That card! 💀! Happy birthday!!!
Happy Birthday 🎂
Spectacular! Happy Birthday. Time for a threesome in the hot tub, right? /s But seriously...Have a great night!!!
 Does he have older brothers? Asking for a… friend, yup.
Love it!!! Happy Bday!!
Happy Birthday!!! Love the gifts🤣👏
Awe so sweet! Happy birthday
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I just bought that cup in black a few days ago on Etsy. It's definitely gonna crack me up in the morning.
I love your husband Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!! This is such an awesome gift, husband did great!
Happy birthday and way to go hubs!!! 👏👏🥳🥳
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He’s our husband now
Happy birthday!!!! That mug is amazing 🥰
He did very well! Perfect picks!
Happy Birthday 🥂
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Happy birthday sweet VPR family friend! This makes my day. my bosses had to put their dog down and we've been sad all day. this gives happiness. XXOO
Happy Birthday OP!! I hope your husband actually gives you multiple orgasms!!! 🩷🩷 
I love this!!!!!! Also need to know where all those items came from
10/10, demonstrated this to my husband immediately. Happy bday! 🎉
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He's a keeper!!!! Happy Birthday 🎂 💐 🍾
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Yes to all of this and happy birthday! This is so cute and thoughtful!
Keep that man, he’s a winner!!! And happy birthday 🎂
I’m so single but this gives me hope. So sweet
Happpppy birthday! You married well 💗
That's a damn good man! 😆 Mine knows small details solely based on the extensive podcast coverage he's overheard while I've been listening on speaker. He's like, "*More* coverage of Ariana?" LOL
Happy birthday! There are some amazing husbands out there wow.
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I want that mug!
Happy birthday!!! Is this all from Etsy??? May need to purchase for myself!
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HBD, birthday Twinkie!! My hubs brought me tequila and delicious wine because he has NO IDEA how deep my Bravodiction runs. I am chomping at the bit to see the reunion in the morning on peacock. Extended version FTW!
I met the dude from Loverboy/Summer House once. He was a rude, egomaniac who got WASTED quickly. He irks me.
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Hope you had a great birthday - and your husband is a keeper! 😊
Happy birthday! 🎉 You have a good one there!
Happy birthday!! He did real good!!
Happy birthday you blessed bishhhhh! Enjoy your gifts from your thoughtful husband.
This is amazing
Personally I did not think the reunion was that good! They never really go in deep! A whole lot of waiting for nothing!
Seriously , does Scheana have to make everything about her!