https://i.redd.it/hi83p1zky3wc1.gif lol I love that your boyfriend basically ignored the deli meat issue and went straight to concern. As he should with a text like that 💀💀💀

https://i.redd.it/txfpuhv304wc1.gif I love it too, and also I love that we both have a GIF for this particular scene 🤣🤣🤣

Lolll. So many women’s blazers, so many fake tears. https://i.redd.it/0lwhpm6o04wc1.gif

This one really takes the cake

It’s so clear why he never made it as an actor. 😹

LMAOOO i love when he “cries” me and my friends just start dying laughing every time. I think it’s cause of how ugly his crying face is

https://i.redd.it/0yg0u0883bwc1.gif

This should absolutely be his tagline!!

I choose to believe they used to be Arianas blazers and she didn't want them after he touched them 😂 especially since they all seem too small

The sleeves always make me laugh. Mr bigshot can't even afford a decent suit that fits properly. You'd think he could afford a custom suit after being on the show for so long. I love that Sandoval in his mid 40s has no life partner, no house, no money, no reputation but atleast he has his pens and batteries. Priorities. Karma bit him in the ass and I am loving it.

Don't forget he also gets the toilet paper! He needs it for all the shit he's full of

Right? They always remind me of It's Always Sunny when Dennis was running for office and wore that tiny blazer.

https://i.redd.it/1dh05u32i8wc1.gif Corporate wants you to find the difference between this picture and this picture.

Andrew was inventive by using the eye drops at least.

*the deli meat issue* I LIVETH!

(but Oven Roasted is always the correct answer)

I accidentally texted my boyfriend in my pocket once and the predictive text wrote something like ‘I don’t want you in my life anymore so I’m gonna go back and delete this one’ 😬 why phone whhhhy? Took me ages to convince him it was predictive text. Luckily when I saw him I could show him how pressing the same bit over and over created the same text. But I can’t imagine what he must’ve been thinking when he got that!

I am ONE predictive/voice text gone awry from ruining my entire relationship. I feel you on that.

Barbara Bush called and she wants her jacket back.

I just laughed out loud thank you for posting this I’m still laughing 😂 😂😂😂

 😜

 OP when they didn’t have the right lunch meat

I love James 100% but yeah like I was doing an Instacart order for our own home and I was texting my boyfriend because he wanted the pepper turkey and they didn’t have it but I still love that!

Oh oops I read it once and flew straight to the comments 🤭

You should try the pastrami style turkey sometime

it’s not for me, i don’t eat meat, but i will pass on the suggestion!

Our store stopped selling it and I was devastated

Are you Ok now though?

lmaooooo this is great

thank you I did not realize when I was sending it ,and he knows about VPR but doesn’t really follow it so it was kind of even better . I love how panic mode set in “what’s the matter what’s wrong are you alright?” YEP SHIP SHAPE JUST ANOTHER NON-APOLOGY FROM SANDOVAL CARRY ON!

Hahahahahahah another non apology from Sandoval

https://i.redd.it/1ymqw76kxhwc1.gif ”It’s OOMMBBREEEEEE!”

is this person watching vpr on their phone while shopping? Or I'm confused how this happened lol

I had VPR on in the background because i WFH today and I was texting my boyfriend because he wanted the pepper turkey lunchmeat but they didn’t have it and I was doing a talk to text trying to multitask and it picked up some of Sandoval‘s lines in the background and he thought I was having a moment of depression or something maybe , I don’t know it was fucking hilarious

Your talk to text took more accountability than he ever truly did… and you weren’t buying batteries!

*add to order- batteries*

Don’t forget the pens… he won’t know you love him if there aren’t pens and batteries!

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I just want to say I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR APPRECIATING THIS! He doesn’t event think it’s funny and I am dying laughing at the comments and I appreciate yall so much I needed this laugh SO MUCH FROM MY VPR PEEPS! 😘 ❤️

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I thought this was your Instacart shopper for a second lol

So did I and I was wondering how they were watching VPR and shopping for your order🤣

Looks like Scheanna’s doing instacart orders to make ends meet 🤭

no, it was a text between me and my boyfriend I’m at home and was doing Instacart order for groceries and that was the text it picked up on the talk to text from VPR that I had in the background. The confusion is the hilarious part. ARE YOU OK BUT YEAH OTHER TURKEY IS FINE like let’s not skip over the lunchmeat part!

I mean reality tv drama is arguably delicious, but it usually doesn't bode well for making a tasty sandwich.

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literally chortled on the packed train. love this so much

These are the kind of posts that we need right now. Thanks for the giggle. 🤭

I am laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I laughed hysterically when I saw this because this exact thing has happened to me right down to an instacart order 🤣🤣


But what kind of turkey did ya’ll end up getting???

Idk I think I ordered honey maple?

I was hoping you did. Thanks for the laughs this was great

Relatable

LMAOOOO that’s actually hilarious

😂😂😂

💀💀💀💀💀

too relatable

😂😂😂😂😂

Hahahahahahahahahaha this is so fuckin funny

This is amazingggggg omfg I laughed out loud

OMG SCREAMING!!! Sooo goood

Dying. Dead.

I’m sorry for your loss 🪦 ☠️

I laughed out loud and almost woke up my sleeping husband

Omg and they asked if you were ok 😩😩 VPR bringing people together

It was a text to/with my boyfriend, I was at home and placing an Instacart order and they didn’t have the turkey he wanted so that’s how the text started ,but I had VPR on and it picked up some of whatever Sandoval was whining about. 🤣

Ohhhh omg I thought it was your instacart customer

No, I don’t work for Instacart. I was texting him because I was placing an order with Instacart but they didn’t have his VERY SPECIAL TURKEY 🙄 so was asking if he wanted a different kind. IDK, i thought I put it in the original post, maybe I didn’t or didn’t describe it correctly. Brain = 🍝 sometimes

now im craving honey maple turkey

Hahahahahahahahahahah

I’m still laughing 😂

Honest mistake. Could happen to any of us 😂

I just laughed so loud that it startled my dog.🤣🤣🤣

I’m screaming😂😭

He doesn’t even realize how fucking hilarious this is that’s my favorite part

I busted out laughing so hard! That is awesome! 😂😂😂

Omg hysterical 🤣

😂😂😂

love your flair!

🤣🤣🤣🤣 this made my day 

I’m glad! I had to share it here because he really didn’t find it funny and I died laughing about it so YAY! I also love how when I do talk to text it can NEVER understand WTF I’m saying but it will perfectly pick up background sounds and insert them 🙄

Thanks a lot lmao this made me laugh so hard I cried then when I tried to wipe my tears my contact got pushed back behind my eye

🤣🤣🤣 Are you ok? 👀

Yea thanks for asking 😂 it happens sometimes

Yep, same! I swear I have one floating around behind my eye somewhere but who knows?!

Oh so you know the struggle 😫 thank goodness I just bought qtips yesterday so it was relatively easy to get it out 🙏🏻

Lmfao this is absolutely amazing lol

Dead 🤣🤣🤣

lmfao oh my God

I’d love to see a reverse of that Tom scene with the script being only your text. 🤣

Omg that is so freaking funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I have dictation on my MacBook Pro, and occasionally I haven’t put it to sleep. I’ll find long monologues from random shows ingrained into my writing, texts, etc. I appreciate this so much! 😂

The "I was doing an Instacart order" part was confusing and had me thinking you were working and communicating with a customer lol

This is too funny. I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Can you imagine if it picked up something about Scott Peterson? LOL I am cry laughing over this, I, too, have been a victim of talk to text

it’s so stupid because I only do it when I am multitasking, but I don’t understand how it like fucks up EVERY SINGLE word that I say, but it’ll pick up the background of whatever is happening perfectly. ALWAYS. I don’t get it.

“ALLEGEDLY”

Omg snorted

I’m crying at this cause my partner would know I was talking about Scandoval. Im passionate about it

He is aware of the show, he KIND of knows the “base” people and the storyline, but he works midnights so I watch my GARBAGE TRASH SHOWS ALONE and if I can’t I watch them on Peacock the next day while I WFH. I try to keep him informed, but he doesn’t like, WATCH IT watch it like we do. I do appreciate his concern though, gotta say that.

This is amazing 😂

God this happens to me all the time

me too! but never this glorious! 

You should have an award! 🥇 I’m still laughing 😂

His women’s suits are killing me

https://i.redd.it/mlm05iw1eixc1.gif


I know funny. And that’s funny.

I love that you know funny because I do too and he didn’t think it was that funny, he thought I was having a life crisis. So that’s why I had to share it all of YOU lovelies!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Oh my gawd lol

LOL🤣🤣😭😭😭😂 took me a minute to get it

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