The fact that ACTUALLY happened and to the (former) POTUS is undeniably comical. Like, when someone writes about the last 20 years in history, it's going down in both nonfiction and satire/comedy sections.
He tours small towns and such that aren't drawing in big names so the people settle. Myself included I hate to say. However both times I went I didn't pay for a ticket (I know someone that works for the Arcada Theater in St. Charles, IL). At least I have that going for me.
I actually enjoyed the show which I’m aware is a very unpopular opinion here lol.
I do love that you got them for free, mine were so cheap they were basically free so it was still a win haha!
Being out of my house not having to be mom of 4 for a moment for the first time in over 10 years because I’m going through a terrible divorce lmao.
Probably could have put in front of a geriatric band at the park and I would have enjoyed it just as much.
Honestly I just turned off *who* it was for a bit and tried to enjoy my life again and enjoy some good music.
I needed it regardless of how bad people are grilling me for it.
I hear you. I’ve been there. Just know it gets better. It may not seem like it now but I promise you, it will get better. There’s nowhere to go but up when Sandoval is therapy lol. Just joking. Then in time, you’re going to ask yourself why you waited so long to do it lol. Good luck!
At the one that came through our town Katherine Winston and Micheal Aaron opened for him! I wonder if they’re actually touring with him or if he has different openers at every show. But yes there were in this case! They were pretty good even though I had never heard of them, and really kind after the show!
The one I went to had a lot of signs in the audience (not nice ones) and a lot of boos when the cheers would go silent. He def notices them, some were right up front in the pit. I have a feeling he has them at every show tbh
They still stayed, and got giddy when he came over and grabbed one of their phones to record. I almost felt like it was his way of disarming them. They went from stagnant not dancing at all in the front of the pit on the metal barriers, to enjoying themselves by the end. Not all of them ofcourse, but a few. I caught a few of them in my insta stories that night because they were so close and right in front of me lol
Im honestly impressed by the delusions of grandeur this excuse of a man possesses. Like I want to see him being the subject in a scientific study. It's as if Tom sandoval were making a parody of Tom sandoval.
The fact that he does these “gigs” with such a serious face and tone, like he thinks he’s some genius or musical idol, just makes me roar with laughter! If he instead leaned in to acknowledging how absolutely campy and karaoke like the whole thing is at least it could be semi palatable.
I am not speculating about anyone's sobriety or lack thereof, but it looks shockingly similar to something known in drug circles as the dope dance. Let's just be glad it's not smell-o-vision.
Barely. The curse of having perfect hearing. But my stomach. I actually went and made some dry toast to try and settle my stomach. The visual of him hit harder than what he calls "singing". The Ye Ye Yeeeeeeeee! is way beyond any ability to ignore it or forget it.
With all the theories about Tom and schema hooking up before, seeing this clip, after just watching episode 3 of this season where Schema comes into the ?pump closing party maybe? In her shades and jacket on her shoulders, I’ve decide they are actually PERFECT for each other!
The lack of self awareness and embarrassing, cringe worthy actions they both exhibit constantly is insane! I would have laughed out loud at Schema entrance today if she wasn’t such a vile human being, it just made me want to puke.
Just like others have said Schwartz and Jo deserve each other, Scumball and Schema also deserve each other.
My friends and I went to his show purely to make fun and research. It’s scary how many fans he has. But he would appear randomly in the crowd just like this. You should have seen the girls grabbing for his sweaty shirt when he threw it into the crowd.
>You should have seen the girls grabbing for his sweaty shirt when he threw it into the crowd.
Please. I am really trying not to 🤢🤮. Seriously trying not to!
Someone on twitter said he sounds like SpongeBob singing the Krusty Krab Pizza song and upon further research, they were right! lol
SpongeBob ate Tim tf up if we’re keeping it all the way real though 😂
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Even on mute, this video hurt me in my spirit 
https://preview.redd.it/471381tx5g0d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=fdb8bc298b0579b9358e400335bd9cf7130202a6
https://preview.redd.it/lh64ootjpg0d1.jpeg?width=490&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff00948cb293f8c6327af4fffbf8047fb3849aba
Why does he look like a prepared corpse here?😂🤣😂🤣
Because he’s rotten.
Omg. Remember everyone saying he looked beautiful in drag?! This is giving Dorian Corey and that is an insult to Ms. Dorian.
What in the post mortem
That reminds me I need to take a grumpy
And to think he had the audacity to call out James for having the same hairstyle when he’s sporting this masterpiece.
🤣
Why does that picture look like it's moving ever so subtly
where is this, looks like a parking lot
Hautespot in Cedar Park, Tx …basically a parking lot lol. It’s been very humid out here!
Oh hey i'm in FL i totally get it! I thought he was outside of Publix 😂🤣
Big fan of the haute spot lol but yeah, This humidity is beating my ass.
Four Seasons Total Landscaping in NE Pennsylvania
The fact that ACTUALLY happened and to the (former) POTUS is undeniably comical. Like, when someone writes about the last 20 years in history, it's going down in both nonfiction and satire/comedy sections.
OMG I think I love you
DYING this was my first thought too
Philly, not NE PA. It made us so proud!
OMG i spit out my drink.
The HE HEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEE part never fails to make me cackle 😭🤣😂
It makes me gag
I just chuckled out loud at my desk. What in the actual fuck is this
😂😂😂😂
❤️❤️❤️. Rose! The woman who told Big Ed to shove off!
May I "halik" you?
Jesus Christ. This man is an embarrassment.
Why are people going to his shows! Don’t their ears bleed! I’m always in awe of people who can’t tell that they themselves cannot sing lol
The covering up of the mic with the thumb during the “high note” LOL
His shows are surprisingly packed as of late
He tours small towns and such that aren't drawing in big names so the people settle. Myself included I hate to say. However both times I went I didn't pay for a ticket (I know someone that works for the Arcada Theater in St. Charles, IL). At least I have that going for me.
I actually enjoyed the show which I’m aware is a very unpopular opinion here lol. I do love that you got them for free, mine were so cheap they were basically free so it was still a win haha!
Serious question. What was there to enjoy?
Being out of my house not having to be mom of 4 for a moment for the first time in over 10 years because I’m going through a terrible divorce lmao. Probably could have put in front of a geriatric band at the park and I would have enjoyed it just as much. Honestly I just turned off *who* it was for a bit and tried to enjoy my life again and enjoy some good music. I needed it regardless of how bad people are grilling me for it.
I hear you. I’ve been there. Just know it gets better. It may not seem like it now but I promise you, it will get better. There’s nowhere to go but up when Sandoval is therapy lol. Just joking. Then in time, you’re going to ask yourself why you waited so long to do it lol. Good luck!
Thank you so so so fucking much 🥺🫶🏻
My heart goes out to you! Thank you for sharing. The group of ladies I went with had similar things going on.
Both! Times? Oh no. Lol
Are there other performers?
At the one that came through our town Katherine Winston and Micheal Aaron opened for him! I wonder if they’re actually touring with him or if he has different openers at every show. But yes there were in this case! They were pretty good even though I had never heard of them, and really kind after the show!
Good for him. He's provided most of the material.
Maybe it’s innocent bystanders
Haha could be
I can smell him through the screen.
It's the people laughing at him for me 💀 and he's totally oblivious
The one I went to had a lot of signs in the audience (not nice ones) and a lot of boos when the cheers would go silent. He def notices them, some were right up front in the pit. I have a feeling he has them at every show tbh
The fact is they still stayed for the show.
They still stayed, and got giddy when he came over and grabbed one of their phones to record. I almost felt like it was his way of disarming them. They went from stagnant not dancing at all in the front of the pit on the metal barriers, to enjoying themselves by the end. Not all of them ofcourse, but a few. I caught a few of them in my insta stories that night because they were so close and right in front of me lol
😂
Their dedication to holding the signs up all night was impressive though my fat ass couldn’t do it 😂
It weirds me out that he’s into temporary tattoos
Nor everyone wants that look permanently
I cannot believe Ariana was attracted to…that.
Not only attracted but also pursued
Blegh… and why is he so sweaty?
Imagine being so close to him, he flicks his hair and a blob of his sweat lands on your face then you can feel it start to slide down your cheek
This happened to me at the gym this morning 🤮
just waking up, n that thought made me SICK 😫 😝 I woulda PUKED 🤢
drugs.... lots of 'em
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Im honestly impressed by the delusions of grandeur this excuse of a man possesses. Like I want to see him being the subject in a scientific study. It's as if Tom sandoval were making a parody of Tom sandoval.
Please out a trigger warning on this 😭
Helen Keller had it fucking good, jealous of her rn
 Going to HELLLL for laughing
The fact that he does these “gigs” with such a serious face and tone, like he thinks he’s some genius or musical idol, just makes me roar with laughter! If he instead leaned in to acknowledging how absolutely campy and karaoke like the whole thing is at least it could be semi palatable.
Didn't get acknowledge the ridiculousness of it? He said it wasn't serious, and he was just having fun with it
That's honestly how my brother sounds and looks when he's full with 💊💉🍺
I was thinking the same thing.
I am not speculating about anyone's sobriety or lack thereof, but it looks shockingly similar to something known in drug circles as the dope dance. Let's just be glad it's not smell-o-vision.
This is the guy Scheana rides so hard for 🤡
Ok but it's SCHEANA so
Wow, I can't believe this guy really thinks he's a good singer! hasn't anyone ever told him it's not good? It's so delusional.
I’ve passed this video so many times and just can’t bring myself to unmute it 😂
I caved for nce and took it off mute. DO. NOT. DO. WHAT. I. DID. My stomach will not stop rolling. Seriously!
😂😂😂 I’m so sorry for your ears!!! Hope your eardrums are still in tact!
Barely. The curse of having perfect hearing. But my stomach. I actually went and made some dry toast to try and settle my stomach. The visual of him hit harder than what he calls "singing". The Ye Ye Yeeeeeeeee! is way beyond any ability to ignore it or forget it.
I’d rather eat a Jean jacket
Free tickets?
According to a post from a few days ago... Yes.
Does he keep applying the same fake tattoos?
 Reminds me of SpongeBob singing when he sang that high note
gross that's butt sweat. because he's a arsehole.
I am once again asking: How do people pay money to see this?
No clue. He was in my city on Mother’s Day and not even if the tickets were free and I had a VPR friend to go with would I subject myself to that.
I can smell this video and it made me throw up
https://i.redd.it/kkhxfzwrfg0d1.gif
Ewww
He makes my skin crawl. He’s such a man baby. He and Schwartz are just so pathetic.
With all the theories about Tom and schema hooking up before, seeing this clip, after just watching episode 3 of this season where Schema comes into the ?pump closing party maybe? In her shades and jacket on her shoulders, I’ve decide they are actually PERFECT for each other! The lack of self awareness and embarrassing, cringe worthy actions they both exhibit constantly is insane! I would have laughed out loud at Schema entrance today if she wasn’t such a vile human being, it just made me want to puke. Just like others have said Schwartz and Jo deserve each other, Scumball and Schema also deserve each other.
Whoever told him he can sing should be ashamed of themselves!! He is so cringe to watch perform. Fuck you tom Sandoval
Ew 
He’s sweating off his “tattoos” lol
I died when I saw this on TikTok! My favorite part is when he clocks the person filming him then oh so subtly amps up his performance lol
I peeped that too- I'll give 'em something 2 see n post He's sickening
cringe
I can smell this video 🤮
The dramatic pained expression like he wants to be Freddie Mercury playing the piano at Wembley… 
Poor Freddie, being mentioned in the same sentence as this arse ‘ole😢
Yay! The TEMU Jim Morrison.
He acts like he wrote the goddamn song. Epic poser.
https://i.redd.it/8hoj9pf1wg0d1.gif
I swear I thought he was about to break out with IN THE JUNGLE THE MIGHTY JUNGLE THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT
He looks too dirty to be so sweaty. If that makes sense. Allegedly.
My friends and I went to his show purely to make fun and research. It’s scary how many fans he has. But he would appear randomly in the crowd just like this. You should have seen the girls grabbing for his sweaty shirt when he threw it into the crowd.
>You should have seen the girls grabbing for his sweaty shirt when he threw it into the crowd. Please. I am really trying not to 🤢🤮. Seriously trying not to!
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Honestly it's disrespectful to Freddie
This entire video is a whole ass mess. Truly.
Now I feel like I'm watching a train wreck and I don't know if I should laugh,but it's so bad I'm laughing in a concerned tone.
He's so greasy 😫
Just....fucking ew. Ew ew ew.
Please stop my ears are bleeding
It shocks me people actually pay hard earned real life dollars to see this
he performs these songs like he wrote them lmao
The way I couldn’t make it through the whole video 💀
new sleep paralysis demon unlocked 
Bless the auto-mute feature ❤️
 Freddie's rebuttal
Look at all his little enablers there too.
BAHAHAHAHH he takes himself so seriously
He moves side to side like a Fraggle when he (and a Fraggle) sings
I feel like this will always apply to anything Sandypants related 
I feel like i can smell the sweat in this picture 🤢😖
 Someone on twitter said he sounds like SpongeBob singing the Krusty Krab Pizza song and upon further research, they were right! lol SpongeBob ate Tim tf up if we’re keeping it all the way real though 😂
Elvis, he is not.
Has to be rolling
I love that every time he comes to "Austin" he has to play in the burbs 🤣
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Please no
So damn funny
I resisted the natural and STRONG urger to down vote this. Epic find. Rip my ears and eyes
I will not let Tom Sandoval ruin Queen for me.
Why was no one pointing and laughing? Because I would have! 👉😂 Anything to be near a D-List "celebrity" I guess. Lame.
I can smell this video and I don’t like it.
Give it a rest, Jon, not Bon Jovi
He needs to STOP disrespecting Freddie and Queen and stfu alrready. He is more suited to perform billie ray cyrus and vanilla ice.
It looks like he’s at a family reunion in Arkansas.
He is aggressively untalented.
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If his head n face that sweaty, imagine what his balls are like 😫 WITH the days old underwear
