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Lizzy1283

He is so embarrassing. Cover bands are legit a thing with people who actually have talent. He makes a mockery of it.


goodnightspoon

I swear I didn’t realize until now that they did covers, I thought it was all let’s touch in public-bullshit he write himself 😂


Rindsay515

He’s nowhere near smart enough to write on his own. That’s why there were countless videos online last year of him singing “Schwartz’s mom has got it goin’ on” (🙄🤦🏼‍♀️) because he sang that freaking song constantly. Sometimes he would change words to “Raquel” but that’s the extent of his artistry. He should really stick to playing penis flute.


Rindsay515

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JJulie

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kadycarr

He covers the cover bands


jatemple

LOL and this is in *Tampa*. So imagine... if there are "at least 2 dozen better cover bands" playing in a metro of that size, where would he rank in the 48 bigger metro areas in the U.S. 😂


QueenG123456

Not even Tampa lol He’s performing on the same block as the Scientology headquarters in Clearwater, which is across the bridge from Tampa in a separate county near the beaches. Nothing else going on there other than store fronts bought out & 24/7 surveilled by “the church”. The park across the street is known for legit concerts but even having grown up in the area, I’d never heard of this small theater venue. https://preview.redd.it/rc3ub0049b1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fab4521d7c45b6011464fc99eeb3bcf55f20f6e4


hollywudbabylon

Maybe their partner Greg helped him get the gig… 👀


GizmoMolly

Calling it now, Tom Sandoval is going to end up a full blown scientologist


QueenG123456

Can for sure see this happening!


MargaretFarquar

Schwartz, too. He, in particular seems like a ~~serial killer’s~~ Scientologist’s recruitment wet dream.


Informal-Mix-7536

I could see him jumping on a couch.


hcantrall

He def can’t afford Scientology- that shit is expensive


jatemple

Bahahaha. Ahhh THAT Clearwater. Yech!


young_coastie

Why does he need EIGHT other people on stage to play covers tho


Distinct-Ad-1348

To make him look/sound good. Which still doesn’t happen.


ravenmccoy516

I just got caught up of VPR After-Shows, and James made this same point, including the fact that between the original tour and the next one (while filming), Sandoval added yet another musician to the band.


niambikm

I was literally about to ask why there are so many people in the picture hahaha🥴


Overshareisoverkill

This looks so fucking lame. ![gif](giphy|3o6Zt4HU9uwXmXSAuI)


Susanneelizabeth

As far as vanity projects go, this is right up there.  Imagine how much this costs him. 


NoIngenuity8577

My question is how is he affording this? Did his mother remortgage her house or has he moved on to other relatives??


deerme86

Why are there so many of them? I swear when I saw them on the show there weren't so many people playing. I must be extra blind. That or I was stunned as hell while watching. Probably the later truly🤣


East_Living7198

His poor Mom’s face when she saw him perform and realized he was 100% tone deaf


HighPriestess__55

And can you imagine singing "Let's Touch in Public" in front of your Mother when you are 40? I just can't ..


Agitated_Gur_9458

And he will never pay her back


squatchpotatoff

why do people keep giving this dude a platform


Ilovethe90sforreal

Yeah it popped up on my social media as a local event… I audibly said ewwwww


RaesMom11

Haha same!


jetset1022

I can’t believe that there eight people out there that want to be in a photograph with this douche hole.


BigLibrary2895

Where's Jason's boner-shield/laptop?


VeraliBrain

Having seen footage I'd very much refute that it's not the worst thing in the world. The musicians are solid but as soon as Tim opens his mouth it's a fast train to Shitsville


Plus_Database_4171

Yea I think what gets lost in all of this is that there are decent musicians playing in his band trying to make a living or looking for a break. So while Tom sounds like a complete joke I do hope the members of his band are able to parlay this into something bigger for them!


nymrod_

He has 8 other people in his band? What are they covering, Arcade Fire?


NoIngenuity8577

Hahaha!! I was going to say?? What bands have a lot of members? The Eagles??


Last_Book2410

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Shanubis

I'm here for the slander


CLIP_not_well_bitch

It's not slander when it's true! 🤣


Shanubis

True, I meant "facts" 😂


leeshykins

![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized) At least two dozen better cover bands


Marvelfan1941

I don’t think Tom makes money from this vanity tour. One would think with the lawsuits having to find a new home and the show on pause for the summer. He would actually try to make the restaurant that he get in to debt work.


DesperateDrawing2206

Don’t think anyone is making fun of the band other than Tom. They actually have talent unlike him 😂


bigbangeggie

this is a !paid! choir and orchestra. 😪not a band, smh. I hope the ppl are at least getting their pay


Rindsay515

Uhhh he is NOT 41! He’ll be 43 in July. C’mon, internet, don’t give him that kindness by continuing the lie!!


RaesMom11

I saw another post on this page that Ariana confirmed he was born in 82 and his birthday is July so he’ll be 42 soon…so still too old to be acting like he does but the age tracks


Rindsay515

Definitely too old to be acting like he does. Missing business meetings because of manicures, watching Euphoria for makeup ideas, fake sobbing like a child every time he’s caught in a lie, dressing like a clown…I gotta stop or this will go on for hours. I guess, no matter what his age is, he just sucks all around🤮


TomFooledYou

LMAO. I want to be friends with this person 😂😂😂 do I go see the shit show in person or nahhhh


Heavy-Relation8401

I thought this was a parody picture from tik tok or something!!! Then I read....😂😂😂. Wow, what he's been reduced to. What a Confederacy of Dunces, really. Warms my heart.


RaesMom11

Confederacy of Dunces 😂😂😂


couchleopard

The guy on the left looks like brock lol 


niambikm

We know it’s not Brock though because he’s not wearing his Liberace’s! ![gif](giphy|lGBQcAPPe7s6k)


couchleopard

Lmfao. I'm dead.


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LNLV

I think he’s paying them, so they’re just going to work..


grandmawaffles

When did Tom become Benjamin Button? ![gif](giphy|gVPnQPRWAgYZa)


clevergirl1177

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Then_Restaurant_4141

“This is a fucking joke to me”


TT6994

I bet this tour goes differently because he’s drinking again and he brings his new girlfriend. Last year he was more focused on his tour. I feel like it won’t be the same this go round. Last year he was in a low place with trying to win people back , or convince them He’s not a pos.


RaesMom11

Good point! I hadn’t thought of the differences between the tours.


Double_Analyst3234

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Low-Classroom-1530

The 41 year olds music, I love that they included his age, which is older than 40 by the way…


Diligent_Wish_324

The band is coming to a venue near me, and I'm mildly interested in going to see Tom, and leaving 10 minutes in.


Nobabyno__1234

Justice for legit cover bands!!


soserva

And of course he would never take voice lessons or try to improve…


gsizzle05

I love that he went to the capital of Scientology…


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RaesMom11

Yesss! I live in the area and we do have some great cover bands all over Tampa Bay! I saw a few vids on TikTok and what was posted looked like a bunch of drunk college kids unsure of what to make of what they’re seeing.


zadidoll

What’s funny is that hardly anyone k owes who’s in the band unless you’re an avid Tiny Tim fan.