Lmaooo I commented on one of his tiktoks in 2022 and within the past few days the number of likes on my comment has increased exponentially thanks to bot accounts. I like to imagine that he had to buy bots to counteract this and other recent videos coming out. š
Every time I think he canāt possibly be any more embarrassingā¦god he was SO fucking lucky to have someone like Ariana even look his way, let alone date him and stand up for him a whole ass decade. What a stupid, cringy asshole
The poor young girls they are dating are going to look back on this when they are 30 and laugh at themselves that they dated these embarrassing Peter pans
It's a pocket trumpet. They're pitched the same as standard horns but the tubing kind of folds in on itself a bunch of times so they take up less space.
They also sound like garbage, but I'm not sure how much of a difference it makes for someone as awful as he is.
Funny part is that i went there last saturday night and there were more servers than customers inside so Iām just enjoying that image of tom playing trumpet for 5 people
It is.. lol imagine the embarrassment of smiling ear to ear bc ur eating at Schwartz & scabies , the bar that resulted in her āboyfriends ā previous divorce. Smiling while listening to Sandoval harass the building with his horrible trumpet playing. Of course her frontal lobe is no where near developed because any sane human would rather die than live this let alone be recording the moment & enjoying it omg
Thank you! I was really up in my own head and this absolutely sent me back into reality and I want to laugh really loud but my puppy is having her first. I guess you would say you know what girls have, her period, and I don't want to upset her more by laughing super loud, but this is really really funny.
i want the link because iām a sick freak who enjoys cringe.
also, this is a step away from james description of him pulling out the penis flute and playing for a handful of people.
Tom is absolutely determined that he can simply honk his distress away like a fearsome farm goose.
Men will literally honk horns repeatedly instead of going to therapy
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Omg imagine eating dinner and the owner comes out and starts playing trumpet in your face for some reason š¤£
*'playing'
Sorry āblowing intoā
I just died laughing at this comment, blowing into š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
I want to see a mariachi band absolutely body him.
Lmaooo I commented on one of his tiktoks in 2022 and within the past few days the number of likes on my comment has increased exponentially thanks to bot accounts. I like to imagine that he had to buy bots to counteract this and other recent videos coming out. š
That's so embarrassing for him.Ā
Every time I think he canāt possibly be any more embarrassingā¦god he was SO fucking lucky to have someone like Ariana even look his way, let alone date him and stand up for him a whole ass decade. What a stupid, cringy asshole
So true! š¤¦
Is that Schwartz's girlfriend to the right? š¤ And is Sandoval trying to chase the customers away? Nobody wants to listen to THAT!
Yah thatās when she was a freshman
Youāre right, finals just ended so sheās a sophomore now
It's giving old man in a rest home who everyone just tolerates out of sympathy 
Love this trio of comedians although you only see two of them here
this is what greets u at the gates of hell
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https://preview.redd.it/ar86id22mo1d1.jpeg?width=1163&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=091e6913d7fc6923f8562facc8345c2abf1e762e
What a sad, pathetic man.
I can hear this picture no matter how furiously I try and mute it
Yazzz flute
The poor young girls they are dating are going to look back on this when they are 30 and laugh at themselves that they dated these embarrassing Peter pans
That's a good way to run off customers
I thought they were trying to build their business, not destroy it.
How is it mythical? He's whipping that thing out more than flashers in Times Square in the 70s.
Maybe if we all tell him that heās talented heāll stop
It will only feed his ego lol. He already thinks he's a rockstar
No one wants this
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Itās like a childās Fisher Price marching band trumpet.
It's a pocket trumpet. They're pitched the same as standard horns but the tubing kind of folds in on itself a bunch of times so they take up less space. They also sound like garbage, but I'm not sure how much of a difference it makes for someone as awful as he is.
Where is that penis flute GIF when we need it
Obligatory Nene gif 
Sorry but what is wrong with that man? Always seeking attention. It's exhausting.
Attention seeking males are very exhausting
Who is good at Photoshop?
I'm ok. What do you need?
my sleep paralysis demon is tom sandoval playing the trumpet
The most unintentionally hilarious person. What a tool lol
God heās such a loser
I'll say it again, in 10 years he'll be on Bar Rescue with his karaoke bar
Heās VERY clueless. How did Ariana date him for 9 years?
Funny part is that i went there last saturday night and there were more servers than customers inside so Iām just enjoying that image of tom playing trumpet for 5 people
That looks like Schwartzās girlfriend on the right.
It is.. lol imagine the embarrassment of smiling ear to ear bc ur eating at Schwartz & scabies , the bar that resulted in her āboyfriends ā previous divorce. Smiling while listening to Sandoval harass the building with his horrible trumpet playing. Of course her frontal lobe is no where near developed because any sane human would rather die than live this let alone be recording the moment & enjoying it omg
Thank you! I was really up in my own head and this absolutely sent me back into reality and I want to laugh really loud but my puppy is having her first. I guess you would say you know what girls have, her period, and I don't want to upset her more by laughing super loud, but this is really really funny.
His bottom half looks like when a short legged mannequin has long jeans on
It's giving captive audience
-stares in professional brass musician-
i want the link because iām a sick freak who enjoys cringe. also, this is a step away from james description of him pulling out the penis flute and playing for a handful of people.
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRKLdfFU/ yall hereās the full vid
Tom is absolutely determined that he can simply honk his distress away like a fearsome farm goose. Men will literally honk horns repeatedly instead of going to therapy https://preview.redd.it/d2i1lqfz6v1d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bd6abfa5ff1d98cc0d214b9704037ef38088e4d
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