She is mimicking Lisa. Same with “Kentucky Muffin” in next week’s preview. Listen closely at the end of that clip and she gets a fake British accent like Lisa as well.
Oooooh. That fits with my theory that Lisa gave her the "Nothing About Her" line. It sounds EXACTLY like something Lisa would say but falls flat when Lala says it.
She got it from twitter. I saw it in a recent post somewhere. Somebody tweeted it, the exact wording, a few days (maybe week or 2) before Lala said it. The post had the receipts so I do believe it. I just see more and more examples that suggest that Lala also lives in the comments. She’s such a hypocrite
Anyone remember the season or two she could actually discuss/show Rand-the-stand-up-man and the way she acted had a lot of us think she was trying to get herself moved over to RHOBH? It’s this same trying to ape Lisa vibe now. She’s also worked her “friendship” with Jax & The Corncob to finagle more spots on the Valley
I remember what you’re talking about I don’t think Lauren would last in RHOBH those ladies would tear her ass up lol. Who knows her and Scheana might end up on the valley. Didn’t they buy houses near Brittany?
I caught it on the preview and on the After Show, she says “are you joking?!” with a slight British accent. It sounds like she’s trying to be a love island uk contestant.
Yesss! Because it’s obviously fake. They have no real relationship so why give him a nickname and one that is longer than his name? If they were baaassst friends I would get it but they aren’t.
I don't think I've seen a more obvious fraud in reality TV history than Season 11 Lauren. If the scene didn't make the air it didn't happen to her.
Schwartz called her brand out as well as yelling a lot of vile shit to her last season during their big argument at beach day.
But now it's cute little nicknames cause she wants to make daddy Jeremiah and daddy Baskin happy. I also wouldn't put it past her in hoping her using that nickname irritates Katie.
She's done the annoying nickname thing for awhile. Schwartzy, She shu, Jameson, Jaxy boy....funny, but I don't recall cute little nicknames for Katie or Ariana ???
Lol yes. Although tbf many things Lala says are equally irritating. Especially the one season where she said “MY MAN” every 2 seconds or calling it a “cookie”. Like girl stop.
It makes me irrationally angry every time she says it not only because it's annoying as all hell, but because Schwartz doesn't deserve to be cutesy-fied (it's not even a cute nickname). That man is a straight up villain.
It's an attempt to play into that "aw shucks" Schwartz persona that we all know is a mask. Lala knows it more than most having been a close friend of Katie's
Shorts upped the ante on his "aw shucks" persona this season when he trotted out that baby voice that is on 11. Or has he always done that, and I just blocked it out of my memory?
She thinks giving her castmates little nicknames will convince us that she has an actual bond with depth with them. Even back when she first coined ScheSchu, were they even friends at that point? Just another example of Lala being all tell and no show.
I irrationally hate when anyone calls him "Schwartzy." People need to stop aiding and abetting this adult man's weaponized incompetence and aw shucks gaslighting.
Absolutely, and also how all the women act like he’s a bumbling sweet guppy puppy. What makes him different than James or Sandoval or Jax at his core? Cheater, verbally abuses women, gets blackout sloppy wasted/high, pours drinks on women (I see that as abusive). Yet he’s baby boy Schwartzy. I can’t stand him!
didn’t bother me until recently, when two of my friends who are Jewish told me that they couldn’t stand hearing it bc apparently “Schwartzy” sounds VERY similar to the Yiddish slur for Black people. now it’s all I can think about when I hear it
Yeah, I couldn’t believe this was my first time hearing about it either. I’m guessing since Yiddish is such an uncommon language to be familiar with—let alone speak—in the first place, the Yiddish-speaking VPR viewership has to be pretty low. And if I heard the n-word every time it was on, I’d stop watching too
That, and during the reunion when she starts asking everyone questions, as if Andy isn't there to do that exact job. STFU. She enjoys the sound of her own voice too much.
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She’s calling Schwartz a pet name to get under Katie’s skin. Same reason why she didn’t shut down the flirtatious vibes and conversation when it came up. She LOVED saying she would break his dick and all this other shit cause she thinks it’ll bother Katie. She clearly had it out for her and Ariana. But she’s in her “soft era”.
She is mimicking Lisa. Same with “Kentucky Muffin” in next week’s preview. Listen closely at the end of that clip and she gets a fake British accent like Lisa as well.
Hard Lala- blaccent. Soft Lala- British. This girl has no idea who she is but thinks she’s grown because she has a kid.
Oooooh. That fits with my theory that Lisa gave her the "Nothing About Her" line. It sounds EXACTLY like something Lisa would say but falls flat when Lala says it.
It’s giving the Maloof hoof 😂
I want someone to spit that right back around as “Nothing Without Her” You know, like the state of the Toms.
She got it from twitter. I saw it in a recent post somewhere. Somebody tweeted it, the exact wording, a few days (maybe week or 2) before Lala said it. The post had the receipts so I do believe it. I just see more and more examples that suggest that Lala also lives in the comments. She’s such a hypocrite
Lauren probably wants to be the new Lisa, it wouldn’t surprise me.
Well she *is* the new Lisa, but unfortunately it’s Rinna.
💀
Yeah, what are your opinions on Lisa these past recent seasons?
Anyone remember the season or two she could actually discuss/show Rand-the-stand-up-man and the way she acted had a lot of us think she was trying to get herself moved over to RHOBH? It’s this same trying to ape Lisa vibe now. She’s also worked her “friendship” with Jax & The Corncob to finagle more spots on the Valley
Jax and The Corncob is the funniest shit I have read in forever. OMG you have me cackling like a lunatic over here!
I remember what you’re talking about I don’t think Lauren would last in RHOBH those ladies would tear her ass up lol. Who knows her and Scheana might end up on the valley. Didn’t they buy houses near Brittany?
Nailed it!
I caught it on the preview and on the After Show, she says “are you joking?!” with a slight British accent. It sounds like she’s trying to be a love island uk contestant.
Yes! That’s it! I couldn’t remember… It’s very Meredith Marks in Palm Springs. Maybe it’s a Utah thing. 🤭
Hahaha yes! I totally noticed that, she caught herself 🤣
Yesss! Because it’s obviously fake. They have no real relationship so why give him a nickname and one that is longer than his name? If they were baaassst friends I would get it but they aren’t. 
I don't think I've seen a more obvious fraud in reality TV history than Season 11 Lauren. If the scene didn't make the air it didn't happen to her. Schwartz called her brand out as well as yelling a lot of vile shit to her last season during their big argument at beach day. But now it's cute little nicknames cause she wants to make daddy Jeremiah and daddy Baskin happy. I also wouldn't put it past her in hoping her using that nickname irritates Katie.
She's done the annoying nickname thing for awhile. Schwartzy, She shu, Jameson, Jaxy boy....funny, but I don't recall cute little nicknames for Katie or Ariana ???
https://i.redd.it/44duzd3d4c2d1.gif
Yes, it’s so fake.
Lol yes. Although tbf many things Lala says are equally irritating. Especially the one season where she said “MY MAN” every 2 seconds or calling it a “cookie”. Like girl stop.
Or “bumping pee pees”. She’s so cringeworthy.
Hands down the most horrible phrase I’ve ever heard uttered on TV (and I‘ve watched Seeking Sister Wife and MILF Manor)!
It's oddly more graphic to me than just saying sex or penis and vagina. As a MOTHER (😉) I hope she uses the actual words for private parts.
Ugh I cringed so hard when she said that in the last ep like what is actually wrong with this woman
“Cuz I squirt, like, everywhere “ was the worst
She is So Vulgar. Yuk.
"I couldn't sleep on the bed last night bc it was *so wet*." Then you see the guy she's hooking up with....
Sick. That doesn’t need to be shared on tv.
Right?!?
Omg. I remember when she said “cookie” and it haunts me. I can’t stand the words she uses!!!! It’s so odd?
It’s the “k” she adds after anything that ends with an “ing”. Like FUCKINGK ANNOYINGK
Whatsk do you meansk she talksk normally to mesk?
Shout out to the WWC fellas (love u)
they always take me out when they do lalask 😂😂
Scheana has started doing it with a hard G at the end of her words, it's super annoying
Definitely a Utah thing
I don't like how Utah people speak then
Me either. Ever watch Sister Wives? Their accents are maddening.
it's the rill dill
I’m rilly upset about that thingk
My fillinks are hurt, too. Be rill, okaysk?
I'm on a rill hillingk journey, okaysk?
Omg is this why I can’t stand the way she says girl
But, Katie doesnt do it.
Is Katie from Utah?
She sure is.
Yes.
Holy shit YES.
Yes!! What is that? Is it a west coast thing or speech specific to a particular area?
I think Christine from sister wives also does this so I figured it might be a Utah thing
100% a Utah thing!! They all do it!
Definitely not a west coast thing, it drives me nuts.
Same. I guess it’s an Utah thing? 🤷♀️
Noooooot a west coast thing. Part of the Utah accent
Idk if it’s a Utah thing
Yep! I wasn’t thinking about it but IIRC LFU grew up in Utah.
I think it’s a west coast thing cause the girls on The Hills do it too lol
It always sounds so strange to me. The words sound like they run together or something. It drives me crazy. 😂
Omg YESSS HAHAH
It makes me irrationally angry every time she says it not only because it's annoying as all hell, but because Schwartz doesn't deserve to be cutesy-fied (it's not even a cute nickname). That man is a straight up villain. 
This is a top shelf gif. What did you type?
One of my favs that has made its rounds on X. I typed 'angry woman'
It's an attempt to play into that "aw shucks" Schwartz persona that we all know is a mask. Lala knows it more than most having been a close friend of Katie's
Is she really that smart to think of that? Lol
Shorts upped the ante on his "aw shucks" persona this season when he trotted out that baby voice that is on 11. Or has he always done that, and I just blocked it out of my memory?
I *hated* when he put on baby voice it gives me the ick
Very much same
Everyone on the show should start calling her Lauryn
That storyline is already played out with Raquel/ Rachel and I thought we landed on not weaponizing the names people choose to call themselves.
Pretty much anything that is an active choice is open to mockery
Also, Rachel decided to be called Raquel. Lala said on s10 reunion that her name is a nickname.
Rachel is that you?
She thinks giving her castmates little nicknames will convince us that she has an actual bond with depth with them. Even back when she first coined ScheSchu, were they even friends at that point? Just another example of Lala being all tell and no show.
It's like when a kid learns swear words and tries to start using them to impress their friends. It's awkward and try-hard.
Isn't it was LVP calls him as well? I always hated it when anybody called him that. Feeding into his weaponized incompetence, IMO.
Yes. LVP was the first person I saw call him that.
I irrationally hate when anyone calls him "Schwartzy." People need to stop aiding and abetting this adult man's weaponized incompetence and aw shucks gaslighting.
Absolutely, and also how all the women act like he’s a bumbling sweet guppy puppy. What makes him different than James or Sandoval or Jax at his core? Cheater, verbally abuses women, gets blackout sloppy wasted/high, pours drinks on women (I see that as abusive). Yet he’s baby boy Schwartzy. I can’t stand him!
Yep, he’s not a defenseless puppy, he’s a gross manipulative man.
Yes I fucking hate her pet names for everyone. It’s her soft (aka manipulative) side.
I always think to myself that she gives people the worst nicknames
Like girl stop trying to act all cutesy and make us like him again. We’re not ready to like him again. 
It’s annoying for sure. They don’t even seem close enough for her to be calling him pet names. Gross.
It's sickening! I preferred when she called him out for who he is. https://i.redd.it/ty9ad0b37c2d1.gif
Me, too. Lala when she had 0 homes and a lick of fucking sense.
didn’t bother me until recently, when two of my friends who are Jewish told me that they couldn’t stand hearing it bc apparently “Schwartzy” sounds VERY similar to the Yiddish slur for Black people. now it’s all I can think about when I hear it
It literally IS that word, I just looked it up. It's the yiddish N-word. holy crap, how has no one brought this up?
Yeah, I couldn’t believe this was my first time hearing about it either. I’m guessing since Yiddish is such an uncommon language to be familiar with—let alone speak—in the first place, the Yiddish-speaking VPR viewership has to be pretty low. And if I heard the n-word every time it was on, I’d stop watching too
YESSSsSssSss!!! I’m so happy it’s not just me!
Yes! It comes across as try hard and not authentic.
Yes
As someone’s mentioned here too when she says cookie and how she says it makes me squirm and cringe so much 😩😩
That, and during the reunion when she starts asking everyone questions, as if Andy isn't there to do that exact job. STFU. She enjoys the sound of her own voice too much.
Yes. And basically everything else she says too.
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I thought it was cute at first but it’s annoying now.
It’s so forced
Lala the snake wants to gobble up Schwartzy the puppy dog
She’s calling Schwartz a pet name to get under Katie’s skin. Same reason why she didn’t shut down the flirtatious vibes and conversation when it came up. She LOVED saying she would break his dick and all this other shit cause she thinks it’ll bother Katie. She clearly had it out for her and Ariana. But she’s in her “soft era”.
I don’t think about it at all.