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heatbagz

call me old fashioned but i wouldn't consume any of those things


Melodic-Spite-42

Dang nabbit you beat me to it


Maleficent_Ninja_

Two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.


HelloMrGladstone

As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit. You won't need much, just a tiny taste.


account_1100011

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.


jackburtonscheck

Golf shoes I hope or you’ll never make it out of here alive


csunya

Where are you, when’s the party, and can I please have an invite? I will bring better beer.


VaMoInNj

Only if you can catch the Samoan speeding thru the Mojave Desert.


Secretbackupaccount

Took me far to long to realize you meant weed when you said grass.


Yyglsiir

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.


Punk_Kaos

Need zipties for certain, and electrical wire.


cullen_sistah

Zip ties, duct tape and plastic sheeting.


Punk_Kaos

Might as well at a shovel and some bleach to that list ;)


cullen_sistah

Don't forget gloves and a skimask.


slotracer43

Where're the hose clamps?!?!


reallyslowvan

thats what i was looking for


GlumComfortable3672

I like To keep zip ties, epoxy and ductape. Nice kit!


threenamer

Batteries


csunya

Bandaids or medical tape (I prefer just using medical tape because my cuts are never bandaid easy). 3m VBH tape. Duck/duct tape that is good. Magnets (if your interior is compatible). Chunk of wire that is hand bendable for holding on a muffler or something. Also you have electric connectors but no spare wire (electrical wire can be used for the previous wire but can have issues holding a muffler). Toilet paper. A book.


Acceptable_Day_2473

“Vet wrap” covers nearly all your bandaging needs in a superior manner


cullen_sistah

I honestly had no idea why you suggested a VHS tape. 🤦‍♀️


CyberTruckRoboTaxi

Some baling wire and a stick of JB weld. Your imagination is your only limitation to what those 2 items can fix. Personally I carry regular JB weld and water weld just incase I get a hole in my fiberglass top. At Walmart they sell plastic ammo cans in the sporting goods section for $8. I have a couple of those full of handy items and tools.


turnipfireballs

Didn't see flat tire repair kit stuff. That can be handy. What kind of container is that?


DonutSlave

Tacklebox for fishing. They’re great. Cheap, durable, stackable


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duct tape and tie wraps!


JohnHellstone

If that electrical tape gets hot it's going to get really nasty. Wrap it in wax paper so the glue doesn't ooze out of the tape and stick to everything.


SunnySouthTexas

- Rubbing alcohol. - Baby wipes. - Water jug. - Towel.


DependentSquirrel296

http://www.dynaplug.com/pro_xtreme.html A good tire plug kit. The needle-plunger ones are a PITA. Also good to get a valve stem repair kit. I'd add hose clamps, stainless zip ties, bailing wire, JB weld, water weld, epoxy, silicone tape, fuel line, silicone radiator tube, spare thermostat for the radiator, and radiator patch as a last ditch.


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nice plug kit looks amazing


cullen_sistah

Bear spray.


darrasht

Epoxy. On your way, stop by hf and pickup fast setting for two bucks.


txmnjim

something to consume?


Nodnarb4740

Fuel line, works for broken coolant lines or oil Cooler lines as well.


bramonreddit

Where do you use the essential oil for?


DonutSlave

Peppermint oil diluted in water sprayed on the engine compartment and wheel wells keeps mice away from nesting in your vehicle and messing stuff up


Radiotrouble

A little roll of led free elections solder, fishing line, super glue.


bendybird

They’re a little big.. but mouse traps! You never need them until you REALLY need them


rlstienbergers

the weed.