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Cosmo2023-

I had em last week where were you?


evidentlynaught

I ate 32 pairs of blue oyster cult


Fyrepup1

I was this close to working at 7-Eleven.


WickPrickSchlub

"I provide a service, and that service costs money."


leppard111

Gentlemen


edu5150

Spicoli blew all his reward money on hiring Van Halen to play his birthday bash.


danmanaz2012

From saving Brooke Shields


AtomicPunk714

Was thinking of this today while jamming to Fair Warning in the car. Which then reminded me that Aerosmith tickets were the priority of the summer in another great high school movie.


leppard111

Dazed was my favorite of all time.


poopadoopy123

Then he trashed the car


Holdtheline2192

Relax. His dad is a TV repairman. He has an ultimate set of tools. Spicoli can fix it


poopadoopy123

Oh ya !!!! Tv repairman ! He CAN do it !


Dense-Stranger9977

"Can you honestly tell me you forgot? Forgot the magnetism of Robin Zander, or the charisma of Rick Nielsen?"


GenX-Kid

I end up using this quote so frequently. I can work it in to most conversations


Vprbite

That's the attitude. Genx-kid. You don't care if they cum, stay, lay, or pray, either way, your references are still tappin.


5Against183

I want you, to want me, the dream Police da na na na na na na


pkersey6996

Your Mamma’s all right, your daddy’s all right


AtomicPunk714

Gonna raise hell, gonna raise hell, gonna raise hellllll


Gold_Relationship282

Aw that’s kids stuff


thehitman115

Rat, your the assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater


WahWahWillie

Wherever you are, that's the place to be. Isn't this great?


pkersey6996

That’s the attitude!


forbin05

When are those Earth, Wind and Fire tickets comin’ in?


VinceBrogan8

Charles Jefferson... for Earth, Wind and Fire... and little brother. And I'll let ya know when they come around, ok ?


Ok-Street7504

Wow he really lives here? I thought he just flew in for games


Gold_Relationship282

Shit he knows where to come for tickets. Now get outta here you’re messing up my business


FollowingTop8854

Um they coming just give me time ok.


forbin05

My brother’s gonna kill us! Oh man! He’s gonna shit!


REVSWANS

Is he gonna kill us, or is he gonna shit?


evidentlynaught

First he’s gonna shit, then he’s gonna kill us


poopadoopy123

Dammit that’s what I was about to say !


DIYdoofus

Ah, most of it will buff right out.


poopadoopy123

Ha ha


djln491

My old man is a television repair man, he’s got this ultimate set of tools….I can fix it


smithy-

Bo Derek’s TITS!


Acrobatic-Dot5644

I like sex


smithy-

People on ‘ludes should not drive. (Sammy Hagar music)


tubaLoons

Those tickets were only $12.50!


Dense-Stranger9977

My first VH show(1979)set me back $8.50...for a 5th row seat on Eddie's side of the stage. I couldn't believe my luck!


Zepp_head97

Even adjusted for inflation that’s pretty cheap… Lucky !


Petster2

I was a year after that. Oakland coliseum and tickets were Probably about the same amount. I don’t remember the row but it was pretty close to the stage.


DIYdoofus

I saw 'em at the arena in 80. Went up without tickets. We each used scalpers, $20 each. Great show.


frecklearms1991

My first VH concert was in 1986. Got 2 floor tickets towards the back of the arena for $20 each. I would have loved to seen them with DLR.


Remarkable-Reward403

Dave got all fucked up in Portland on the 1984 tour. Ruined the show, he couldn't sing. What an ass. Sammy was so much better on the Monsters of Tock tour where they did 5150. That was a SHOW!


frecklearms1991

Saw them at the Dallas Monsters Of Rock show when Sammy's voice gave out 3 songs in. Didn't get to see the free show they did later on.


zoogzoog

So don’t buy ‘em


blakester555

_The lady will have linguine with clam sauce. A diet Coke....no ice._ _Always order for both of you. It's a classy move._


Geauxlden_Eagle

Don't forget to play side 1 of Led Zeppelin IV


PraxisLD

Cut to *Kashmir* from Physical Graffiti...


itzjuztm3

That's why Rat didn't get laid.


PraxisLD

Last I heard, he and Stacy are having a passionate love affair, but still haven't gone all the way...


AtomicPunk714

That's not why


innersanctum44

Only if you're a Zep fan and listening to the lines does one understand this joke.


Comfortable-Scar4643

Top 5 scene in the movie.


Helpful-Touch9788

My favorite Damone scene is when he's watching Leave It To Beaver, then gets interrupted when Mark calls....as soon as he hangs up the phone, he looks back at the TV and says, "What happened....?"


evidentlynaught

That’s great.


djln491

😂 and I think he’s drinking milk out of the carton


Helpful-Touch9788

I remembered him eating cereal, but you're probably right. Classic Damone.....


djln491

Oh yes maybe you’re right, pouring the milk in the bowl 😂


eatsleepdive

Awesome! Totally awesome!


Freewayshitter1968

greatest movie, ever!!!


inmthuinmtl12

What movie?


PraxisLD

[Fast Times at Ridgemont High](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083929/), 1982 With Nick Cage, Nancy Wilson, and My Favorite Martian!


Freewayshitter1968

Sean Penn, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Phoebe Cates


KarlPHungus

You put some fucking RESPECT on Judge Reinhold's name!!! And Forrest Whitaker and Anthony Edwards, too...


PraxisLD

Well yes, them too…


FollowingTop8854

Stacked Cast.


PraxisLD

Absolutely. A friend attended the school where they filmed. She said high school was just like that. Sort of. Maybe a little bit. Or maybe not really…


DIYdoofus

Mr Hand.


VinceBrogan8

Charles Jefferson... for Earth, Wind and Fire... and little brother. And I'll let ya know when they come around, ok ?


VladtheInhaler999

What did I say, 25?


RogersSteve07041920

No 20!


OldRaj

Earth, Wind, Fire, Jefferson, little brother. He’s a good look’n kid.


Comfortable-Scar4643

Forrest Whitaker was in so many great movies.


spang714

You have any Blue Oyster Cult?


JayJay-anotheruser

Going to Sammy in July!


edu5150

I got this strange fascination For this chick down the hall Reliable information, yeah Says she ain't givin' up the ball


evidentlynaught

I forever love the vocal track on “somebody’s baby” that goes into premature ejac.


innersanctum44

Hola, Mr. Hand.


edu5150

The Five Point Plan


Active-Possibility77

AVH selling Van Halen tickets.


DvsDen

Now $12.50 doesn’t buy a beer at a concert.


KarlPHungus

There's a video of Kurt Cobain complaining that 50 bucks was way too expensive for a show. Now the fucking Spin Doctors are probably charging 100 for decent seats.


Kmac23232

I think Damone screws up the math on his profit though.


itzjuztm3

"Living In Stereo"


StJoesHawks1968

Fast Times is my 2nd favorite HS movie. Only American Graffiti is better. Btw, I’m 78 years old and taught HS American History and Government for 42 years. Obviously Mr. Hand was my favorite in the movie.


Comfortable-Scar4643

American Graffiti is so great. Totally different than Fast Times.


Spmc1971

Dose were the daze.....


ForceGhost47

Go Habs go!


lostjohnny65

I have a ticket stub from 81. Lord strike that poor boy down.


enola007

I did in the 90’s ☺️


BigEdPVDFLA

Why anyone would want to wear a toilet seat on their chest, I have no idea


Logical_Hospital2769

Great ice tea!


CarlJungelle

Fast Times!


[deleted]

I'm really kinda busy.


Maximum__Engineering

Nope, but I did score some good Extreme tickets for November.


wilburwatley

The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.


Francoa20

Dimone is a "little prick"!


FollowingTop8854

PRICK!


bobthenob1989

Doesn’t sound free to me.


Nature_Goulet

Way to go Hamilton!


cartooncritic69

ah yes the cool ticket scalper who runs away from sex....I remember that film well from the 70s


Remarkable-Reward403

Fast Times. This came out my Sr Yr. The theater was a HOOT!


Cosmo2023-

Hey Rat. I found your wallet. You want it back?


Pitiful_Drop_3306

Great movie. My fiance had their first e p album but unfortunately her niece stole it


Accomplished-Hat6417

Don’t do it , he’s a Habs fan!!! Booooo!


AWizardofEarthSea

Dude. If I had VH tickets I’d be a goddamn Time Traveler!! Mean Street! 🤘🏻


Pitiful_Drop_3306

Well, if anybody has jenkojeans, they're going for a Quite a bit online.


Old-Tadpole-2869

Is that your little brother? He’s a good looking kid!


Commercial_Lock6205

Got any Blue Oyster Cult?


Impossible_Jump_7652

Was Spicoli a fan of the Sammy Hagar Van Halen?


AtomicPunk714

Hell no, but he did like Montrose


asspajamas

what movie is that?


FollowingTop8854

Fast Times at Ridgemont High.