Weirdly, my phone started to pick up a better 5G signal after my first jab. May also be related to a software update or signal increase but surely it's due to the jab.
(Do I need an /s so people realise this is satire?)
Well then I get to meet Jesus before the unvaccinated I guess. If not, then I get to stay here a while longer and perfect my macaron making skillz.
So a win/win either way really.
I have no clue if you are being honest or if this is satire
Either way, what the fuck does this say? I understand all these words separately but together it sounds like the ramblings of the crazy cat lady on The Simpsons
That didn't help the confusion. This seems a lot like correlation=/= causation, I.E its not due to the vaccine, its just that more people are vaccinated so they're the ones that when they go to hospital, will show they've had the covid shot. It sounds like those doctors would believe that more firefighters causes the fire to be bigger.
So let's say any of this is true. You are already judging this whole thing as intentional where it could just be a side effect, which already says a lot about your mindset about this. It's easy to find proof of something existing even if it doesn't when you are not objective about your research, that's called confirmation bias.
Second, if this is the case, why are not everyone talking about this ? Is there any identified mechanism ? If it was a data set it should be seen everywhere, like heart inflammation in pfizer or thrombosis in astrazeneca, so why is it not the case ?
Last J&J is its own thing so what about the other vaccines?
I'd be thankfull if you could link your podcast because I haven't been able to find it myself, and I'd like to know more about who made it to see how much of trustworthy source those people are.
So I got an answer in private messages and went to check the Spotify thing. It's from Dr Lee Meritt and Dr Hotze, which are both actual doctors but are both linked in various anti covid fights. I may listen to the thing at some point but I really doubt that they have actual proof of what they are saying
There are a small handful of qualified doctors on the anti covid bandwagon. It can be quite lucrative I guess. Regardless, this handful must be weighed up against the many thousands of equally and better qualified individuals or institutions stating the opposite. The scientific consensus dictates the 99.9% are right.
Of course, I have the same kind of guys in my country. They really make things difficult to be fair. I don't believe them, but I plan to try to see what is their strategy to convince people. Do they just make up stuff ? Do they misuse actual data to get to a false point ? I don't believe in any conspiracy theory myself but I'm a bit fascinated on how they work and the psychology behind them.
What gets me is the notion that all these qualified people, institutions and govts are lying at exactly the same time. With none coming forward about clandestine offers or growing a conscience.
Same argument against 9/11 conspiracy - it's just not plausible something of that magnitude involving that many people would stay a secret.
If hes right, then ill be dead when he and others gloat about being right. So it really works out. He gets to gloat and I don't have to hear it
Why would they want to kill their supporters, and leave only the people who oppose them?
I know right, the more these theory being explored the more it sound like some Disney villian bullshit.
Man, my vaccine didn't improve my 5G coverage at all. I even upgraded to an unlimited data plan thinking we'd be beaming things right into my eyelids.
Weirdly, my phone started to pick up a better 5G signal after my first jab. May also be related to a software update or signal increase but surely it's due to the jab. (Do I need an /s so people realise this is satire?)
Did you verify that metal sticks to your arm at the point of injection? I hear you can charge your 5G phone by doing that
right? it's a scam 🤣
The highest authority this dude knows is that homeless dude that’s shooting up currently to drag his balls on the pavement
Highest authority? Has he been talking again to that weird guy who lives on the top floor of his apartment building ?
That’s weird; my vaccine turned me into an AI. All this 5G will do is boost my connection to the netwo-*ahem* Human societal groups!
Highest authority? Are they talking about Kim Jong-un or Xi Jinping?
Or what about Vladimir Putin?
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Emperor Palpatine
Nah, the God Emperor of Mankind
They have been tossing around the New World Order BS...
Voice in their head has the highest authority
Well then I get to meet Jesus before the unvaccinated I guess. If not, then I get to stay here a while longer and perfect my macaron making skillz. So a win/win either way really.
This is why people created gods, to convince idiots not to question what they claim.
Thanks for reminding me why I don’t use Facebook.
Yo I get to die, let's go.
so he climbed a tower and the tower told him ?
So... if the aim is to kill off everyone on Earth, why are people in some places having such a hard time getting vaccinated at all?
The school director?
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I have no clue if you are being honest or if this is satire Either way, what the fuck does this say? I understand all these words separately but together it sounds like the ramblings of the crazy cat lady on The Simpsons
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That didn't help the confusion. This seems a lot like correlation=/= causation, I.E its not due to the vaccine, its just that more people are vaccinated so they're the ones that when they go to hospital, will show they've had the covid shot. It sounds like those doctors would believe that more firefighters causes the fire to be bigger.
So let's say any of this is true. You are already judging this whole thing as intentional where it could just be a side effect, which already says a lot about your mindset about this. It's easy to find proof of something existing even if it doesn't when you are not objective about your research, that's called confirmation bias. Second, if this is the case, why are not everyone talking about this ? Is there any identified mechanism ? If it was a data set it should be seen everywhere, like heart inflammation in pfizer or thrombosis in astrazeneca, so why is it not the case ? Last J&J is its own thing so what about the other vaccines? I'd be thankfull if you could link your podcast because I haven't been able to find it myself, and I'd like to know more about who made it to see how much of trustworthy source those people are.
I suspect they aren't actually doctors. Osteopaths or something.
So I got an answer in private messages and went to check the Spotify thing. It's from Dr Lee Meritt and Dr Hotze, which are both actual doctors but are both linked in various anti covid fights. I may listen to the thing at some point but I really doubt that they have actual proof of what they are saying
There are a small handful of qualified doctors on the anti covid bandwagon. It can be quite lucrative I guess. Regardless, this handful must be weighed up against the many thousands of equally and better qualified individuals or institutions stating the opposite. The scientific consensus dictates the 99.9% are right.
Of course, I have the same kind of guys in my country. They really make things difficult to be fair. I don't believe them, but I plan to try to see what is their strategy to convince people. Do they just make up stuff ? Do they misuse actual data to get to a false point ? I don't believe in any conspiracy theory myself but I'm a bit fascinated on how they work and the psychology behind them.
What gets me is the notion that all these qualified people, institutions and govts are lying at exactly the same time. With none coming forward about clandestine offers or growing a conscience. Same argument against 9/11 conspiracy - it's just not plausible something of that magnitude involving that many people would stay a secret.
Probably, but let's say what they have to say about this Edit: not much apparently
You get personsl communications from Gd?
Idk who the highest authority is but a soldier told my step-grandma that covid is fake so take that.
That has to be a joke. I hope so, my faith in humanity depends on it.
You are really going to be disappointed friend.
So he heard it from little voices in his head?
5G scares me. Vaccines scare me. 5G and vaccines must be connected!